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Subj:     Bear Jokes
                 (Includes 55 jokes and articles, 10 1026n,36,cf,wXT2a4,29)

Walking Bear
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Billy'S MovinG PictureS
Includes the following:  Tundra Comics II (S918)
.........................Cute Pandas Playing On The Slide - Video (S913)
.........................Bear And Rabbit Take A Shit (S01, S515)
.........................Grizzly Bear Riding A Tricycle - Picture (S1025)
.........................Kung Fu Bear - Video (S937)
.........................Bear Goes To A Bar (S174, S349b)
.........................Panda Hidden In Pills - Drawing (S994)
.........................A Very Talented Russian Bear - Video (S855)
.........................Two Guys Chased By A Bear
.........................Bear Cub Tagging - Video (S717)
.........................Pandamonium (S169, DU)
.........................Sedated Grizzly Bear's Paw - Photo (S971)
.........................Huge Bear Surprises Crew on EcoBubble Photo Shoot - Video (S837)
.........................Family Goes Camping And Meets Bear (S191, DU)
.........................Pandas After China's Earthquake - Video (S597)
.........................Wanna Be A Bear??? (S275c, DU)
.........................A Sign Of Global Warming - Video (S558c)
.........................Two Foreign Scientists Study Grizzlys (S170, S417)
.........................Panda Escape - Video (S593)
.........................Polar Bear Walks Into A Bar (S158, DU)
.........................The Atheist And The Bear - Web Page (S139, S610b)
.........................Camping Alert (S63, S400b)
.........................Ripley's Believe It Or Not! (S629c)
.........................Hunter Hunts Bear, Bear Fucks Hunter (S252b, S462)
.........................Bear Vs Cougar - Video (S646, S818)
.........................Three Bears Go To Court (S155, S425)
.........................Ripley's Believe It Or Not! II (S667b)
.........................Three Bears Come Down For Breakfast (S189, S452)
.........................Hidden Animal - Drawing (S992)
.........................Short Bear Jokes (DU)
..............................Waiting Line Bears - Video (S940)
..............................A Dinner Date (S817)
..............................Tundra Comics (S860)
..............................Count The Bears (S800)
..............................A Bear Waves - Video (S782)
..............................Montana Bear Tragedy (S743)
..............................The Grizzly Bear - PPS (S717)
..............................23 Baby Panda Pictures (S632b)
..............................Ever See A Baby Panda Bear Grow? (S599)
..............................How Do You Catch a Bear? (S154)
..............................Camping Alert II And III (S501)
..............................A Wild Polar Bear (S591b)
..............................The Bear And The Bridge (S579)
..............................Polar Bear Attack (S564b)
..............................16 Chinese Baby Pandas (S525c)
..............................The Argyle Sweater Cartoon (S827)
..............................Baby Polar Bear At Berlin Zoo (S538b)
..............................The Polar Bear Blessing (S532b)
..............................The REAL Cause Of Global Warming (S531b)

Also see ASCII ART I  - 'Teddy Bear'
         BAR_ANIMALS  - 'Panda Goes To A Bar'
         BIG CATS     - 'Lions, Tigers, And Bears, Oh My' - Video
         CHRISTMAS1   - 'Find A Panda Among Snowmen' - Drawing
         Dating3 file - 'Teddy Bears And Sex'
         ELDERLY2     - '90-Year-Old Geezer Has Baby'
         FAIRYTALE-SUP- 'Non Sequitur Sunday Comic Strip'
         GAMES file   - 'Internet Teddy Bears'
         GENIE file   - 'Three Wishes From A Genie III'
         HUNTING file - 'Two Guys Go Bear Hunting'
......................- 'The Hunter And The Fly'
......................- 'Hunter And Bear Pray'
         HUNTING-SUPP - 'Non Sequitur Cartoon'
.........JEWISH-RABBI - 'Converting a Bear'
         LAWYER1 file - 'Lawyer And The Czechoslovakian Friend'
         MATH4 file   - 'PUZZLE - Two Hunters Shoot A Bear'
         MONKEY file  - 'Gorilla In A Tree'
         PLANE-SUPP2  - 'Duct Taping A Plane In Alaska'
         POPE file    - 'The Pope's Alaskan Vacation'

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Subj:     Tundra Comics II (S918)
          Created by Chad Carpenter on 4/14/2015
 Source: https://www.facebook.com/tundracomics
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Subj:     Cute Pandas Playing On The Slide (S913d)
          From: Desiree Kelsey on Facebook
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/sGF6bOi1NfA

 What's more entertaining than watching a panda playing on
 a slide?  Watching 4 pandas playing on a slide at Chengdu
 Panda Base in China.  Click 'HERE' to see this wonderful,
 cute video.

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Subj:     Bear And Rabbit Take A Shit (S01, S515)
          From: LABLaughs.com on 1/11/2003

 A bear is walking through the forest.  He comes to a meadow
 which is absolutely perfect.  There are butterflies, and
 bees and a gorgeous old oak tree in the middle.  Under the
 oak is a rabbit taking a dump.

 The scene is a perfect inspiration for the old bear.  He
 saunters over to the rabbit, haunches down, and takes a dump
 too.

 The bear looks down at the rabbit and says "do you have the
 problem of shit sticking to your fur?"

 The rabbit looks up at the bear and replies "No, never!"

 The bear leans over grabs the rabbit and wipes his ass and
 walks off.

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Subj:     Grizzly Bear Riding A Tricycle (S1025)
          From: Mary Shaw on Facebook on 9/3/2016
 Source: https://jdouglasriggs.wordpress.com/2013/09/
.........19/like-a-grizzly-bear-riding-a-tricycle/
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Subj:     Kung Fu Bear (S937d)
          From: Jon Pasco on Facebook
Photo from YouTube.com
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/embed/2LyUni1D-k4
 Source2: https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10152970486904602

 This is the real Kung Fu Panda in a Japanese zoo.  Click
 'HERE' to see this amazing bear.

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Subj:     Bear Goes To A Bar (S174, S349b)
          From: TNKRTEACH on 97-08-22
      and From: JBCARY1 on 10/7/2003

 A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down.
 He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.

 The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to
 bears in bars in Billings."

 The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a
 beer.

 The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't
 serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings."

 The Bear says, "Bartender, see that broad at the end of the
 bar?"

 "You mean the beautiful babe with the big boobs in the blue
 blouse?"

 "Yeah, now bring me a beer or that broad'll be my brunch!"

 "I'm sorry, we don't serve beers to belligerent, bully
 bears in bars in Billings."

 So the Bear walks down the bar, creeps up behind the woman,
 and [*CHOMP*] eats her whole.  "Now," says the Bear, "bring
 me my beer!"

 The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent,
 bully bears that are on drugs in bars in Billings."

 The bear says, "I'm not on drugs."

 The bartender says, "You are now. That was a barbitchyouate."

 *Insert Big Groan Here*

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Subj:     Panda Hidden In Pills (S994)
          From: Valencia Marie Martin on 1/31/2016
 Source: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=557243541122935&set=
.........a.280621758785116.1073741828.100005118812220&type=3&theater
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 (See 'Find A Panda Among Snowmen' in Christmas1
  and 'Find The Panda: Dog Edition' in Dog-Supp2)
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Subj:     A Very Talented Russian Bear (S855d)
          From: Mel's Video on 5/29/2013
 Source1: http://www.wimp.com/awesomebear/
 Source2: http://www.youtube.com/embed/5GPuQ01FpQM

 This unbelievably talented and cute Russian bear can roll over,
 play the trumpet, sit on a lawn chair, use a hoola hoop, you
 name it.  Leave it to a random Russian guy to train such an
 awesome bear.  Click 'HERE' to see this wonderful, happy video.

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Subj:     Two Guys Chased By A Bear
          From: auntieg on 98-05-12

 Two guys are out hiking. All of a sudden, a bear starts
 chasing them.  They climb a tree, but the bear starts
 climbing up the tree after them.  The first guy gets his
 sneakers out of his knapsack and starts putting them on.

 The second guy says, "What are you doing?" He says,
 "I figure when the bear gets close to us, we'll jump down
 and make a run for it."

 The second guy says, "Are you crazy? You can't outrun
 a bear."

 The first guy says, "I don't have to outrun the *bear*... I
 only have to outrun *you*."

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Subj:     Bear Cub Tagging (S717d)
          From: darrellvip on 10/13/2010
..........At: http://www.youtube.com/embed/vJRDpTUIrJI

 Watch this reporter snuggle with three bear cubs while
 tagging their mom.  Click 'HERE' to see this very cute video.

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Subj:     Pandamonium (S169, DU)
          From: JOKE-OF-THE-DAY.com on 4/24/00

 Chin-Chin the panda was on trial for entering a New York
 City restaurant, eating dinner, pulling out a machine gun,
 and shooting out the windows and doors.

 The judge looked at Chin-Chin's lawyer and proclaimed,
 "Thirty eyewitnesses saw your client pay for dinner, shoot
 up the place, and leave.  Security cameras caught the
 entire incident on video.  I have no choice but to sentence
 your client ..."

 "Wait a second, your honor," said the lawyer, "My client may
 be guilty, but there are extenuating circumstances.  He could
 not help his behavior that night, and if you look up the word
 'panda' in the dictionary, you'll have no choice but to agree."

 The judge was puzzled, but he had his secretary bring his
 dictionary into court.  There, under the letter P, he found;
 "PANDA:  Black and white bear from China that eats shoots and
 leaves."

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Subj:     Sedated Grizzly Bear's Paw (S971)
          From: Chris Fallon on Facebook
 Source: http://i.imgur.com/EpAohES.jpg
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Subj:     Huge Bear Surprises Crew on
.............EcoBubble Photo Shoot in BC (S836d)
          From: Mel's Video of the Day on 1/24/2013
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/embed/eryxAcsTcOA
 Source2: http://www.coolestone.com/media/5237/
..........Huge-Bear-Surprises-Crew-on-Photo-Shoot/

 Check out what happened to this crew on a photoshoot for
 the EcoBubble washing machine commercial. They were near
 Manning Park, BC. As far as I can tell no one was hurt...
 Click 'HERE' to see this very cute, original, funny video.

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Subj:     Family Goes Camping And Meets Bear (S191)
          From: JOKE-OF-THE-DAY.com 9/27/00

 Dewayne, his wife, and Dewayne's mother-in-law went camping
 over the 4th of July weekend.  Dewayne's wife announced that
 her mother had been gone from her stroll in the woods way too
 long.

 So the two of them went looking for her.

 After a while they spotted a gigantic, ferocious grizzly bear
 squared off with the mother-in-law!

 Immediately her daughter said to her husband, in a frantic
 voice, "Dewayne you got'ta do something, or there's gonna be
 blood shed fer sure!"

 Dewayne calmly said, "Now look, honey, the bear got himself
 into it..."

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Subj:     Pandas After China's Earthquake (S597d)
          From: darrellvip on 6/25/2008
      and From: Reuter.com
 Source: http://www.reuters.com/article/scienceNews/idUSPEK13160220080522

 This video, story, and photos will tell you the fate of the
 pandas after China's devastating quake.  Click 'HERE' to view.

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Subj:     Wanna Be A Bear??? (S275c)
          From: spyda on 11/27/2001

 (Also see the picture 'GonnaBeABear' in Animals2)

 If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but
 sleep for six months. I could deal with that.  Before you
 hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid.  I
 could deal with that, too.

 If you're a bear, you birth your children (who are the
 size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to
 partially grown, cute cuddly cubs.  I could definitely
 deal with that.

 If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business.
 You swat anyone who bothers your cubs.  If your cubs get
 out of line, you swat them too.  I could deal with that.

 If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up
 growling.  He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and
 excess body fat.

 I want to be a bear.

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Subj:     A Sign Of Global Warming (S558c,d)
          From: gordonschuk on 9/24/2007
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/t91-mYYUlc0

 You can view thia cute video by clicking 'HERE'.

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Subj:     Two Foreign Scientists Study Grizzlys (S170, S417)
          From: zeise on 5/3/00

 A Russian scientist and a Czechoslovakian scientist had spent
 their lives studying the grizzly bear.  Each year they
 petitioned their respective governments to allow them to go to
 Yellowstone to study the bears.  Finally their request was
 granted, and they immediately flew out to Yellowstone.

 They reported to the ranger station and were told that it was
 the grizzly mating season and it was too dangerous to go out
 and study the animals.  They pleaded that this was their only
 chance and finally the rangers relented.

 The Russian and the Czech were given portable phones and told
 to report in every day.  For several days they called in, and
 then nothing was heard from the two scientists.  The rangers
 mounted a search party and found the camp completely ravaged
 with no sign of the missing scientists.

 They followed the trail of a male and a female bear.  They
 found the female and decided they must kill the animal to
 find out if she had eaten the scientist because they feared
 an international incident.

 They killed the female animal and opened the stomach to find
 the remains of the Russian.  One ranger turned to the other
 and said, "You know what this means, don't you?"

 The other ranger responded, "Of course, the Czech is in the
 male."

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Subj:     Panda Escape (S593d)
          From: ginafm on 6/4/2008
..........At: http://www.youtube.com/embed/V7Jh5jt7D5o

 After seeing this video, it is clear Pandas must be 90% fluff.
 You can view it by clicking 'HERE'.

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Subj:     Polar Bear Walks Into A Bar (S158)
          From: KMacinty on 02/07/2000

 A Polar bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender,
 "I'll have a gin

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 and tonic".

 The Bartender says, "What's with the big pause?"

 Bear says, "I dunno...I've always had them."

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Subj:     The Atheist And The Bear (S139, S610b)
          From: gheckman on 3/24/2001
      and From: rfslick on 9/20/2008
Drawing from
Don Hawkins Woodworking

 (Also see 'Hunter And Bear Pray' in HUNTING-CAMPING)

 You can read this cute story with pictures by clicking 'HERE'.

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Subj:     Camping Alert (S63, S400b)
          From: humorlist-digest V2 #89 on 98-04-11
      and From: LABLaughsClean on 8/23/2004

 In light of the rising frequency of human/grizzly bear
 conflicts, the Montana Department of Fish and Game is
 advising hikers, hunters, and fishermen to take extra
 precautions and keep alert for bears while in the field.

 "We advise that outdoorsmen wear noisy little bells on
 their clothing so as not to startle bears that aren't
 expecting them.  We also advise outdoorsmen to carry
 pepper spray with them in case of an encounter with a
 bear.

 Prevention hint:

 "It is also a good idea to watch out for fresh signs
 of bear activity.  Outdoorsmen should recognize the
 difference between black bear and grizzly bear shit.
 Black bear shit is smaller and contains lots of berries
 and squirrel fur.  Grizzly bear shit has little bells
 in it and smells like pepper."

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     by John Graziano on 1/24/2009
 Source: http://www.gocomics.com/ripleysbelieveitornot/2009/01/24
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Subj:     Hunter Hunts Bear, Bear Fucks Hunter (S252b, S462)
          From Bawdy.Net Collage #26
      and From: LABLaughsAdult on 12/2/2005

 A man goes bear hunting.  He gets up at the crack of dawn
 and is looking over the bear trail and sure enough, the sun
 comes up and he sees this bear.  He squeezes off a round.
 Dirt flies.  A twig falls off a tree and stuff like that.
 He goes running down the hill, looking all over the place,
 but he can not find the bear anywhere.  Next thing he knows,
 he feels a tap on his shoulder and behind him is the bear.
 The bear looks at him and says "You're new here, aren't you
 pal?  We have some rules here.  One of them is that if you
 shoot at me and miss, I get to make love to you."  The guy
 bends over and the bear has his way with the hunter.

 The man wants revenge.  He goes to a gun shop and gets the
 biggest gun he can buy and a clip of bullets and goes back
 to the hill and sees the bear the next morning.  He shoots
 - boom, boom, boom.  Small trees are falling over the place.
 Little boulders are flying.  He walks down to the bottom of
 the hill, but he can't see the bear.  He feels a tap on his
 shoulder and it's the bear.  The bear says, You know the
 routine. Bear does it to him again.

 The man is red with rage.  That night he goes to the army-
 navy store to buy an anti-aircraft gun.  He spends all
 night up on the hill, mounting that sucker down.  Sure
 enough, at the crack of dawn, the bear comes down the hill
 and he lets it fly.  Boulders are shooting 150 feet in the
 air.  Trees are falling over.  Dust is flying everywhere.
 The guy tiptoes down the hill to look for the bear.  He
 can't find the bear anywhere.  The bear taps him on the
 shoulder and says, "Hey, pal, are you sure you're here for
 the hunting?"

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Subj:     Bear Vs Cougar (S646d, S818d)
          by Jean-Jacques Annaud
          From: darrellvip on 5/20/2009
 Photo from Flixxy.com
 Source: http://www.flixxy.com/bear-animal-nature-film.htm

 This will get your attention.  Where was the cameraman?!
 Be sure to watch for the surprise ending!  Click 'HERE'
 to see this wonderful video.
 

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Subj:     Three Bears Go To Court (S155, S425)
          From: ipkis on 97-11-20
      and From: RFSlick on 01/20/2000

 The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had
 ended up in family court.  Momma and Poppa bear were splitting
 up, and baby bear had to decide who he was going to live with.

 The judge wanted to talk to baby bear to see what he thought
 about living with either of his parents.  When he asked baby
 bear about living with his father, baby bear said "No, I can't
 live with Poppa bear, he beats me terribly."

 "OK," said the judge, "then you want to live with your mother,
 right?" "No way!" replied baby bear, "She beats me worse than
 Poppa bear does."

 The judge was a bit confused by this, and didn't quite know
 what to do.  "Well, you have to live with someone, so is there
 any relatives you would like to stay with?" asked the judge.

 "Yes," answered baby bear, "my aunt Bertha bear who lives in
 Chicago."

 "You're sure she will treat you well and won't beat you?" asked
 the judge.

 "Oh definitely," said baby bear, "the Chicago Bears don't
 beat anybody."

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     by John Graziano on 10/17/2009
 Source: http://www.gocomics.com/ripleysbelieveitornot/2009/10/17
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Subj:     Three Bears Come Down For Breakfast (S189, S452)
          From: JOELFALLON on 09/13/2000
      and From: darrell94590 on 9/4/2005

 It's a sunny morning in the Big Forest and the Bear family
 is just waking up.  Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in
 his small chair at the table.  He looks into his small bowl.
 It is empty!  "Who's been eating my porridge?" he squeaks.

 Daddy Bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chair.
 He looks into his big bowl.  It is also empty!  "Who's been
 eating my porridge?" he roars.

 Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the
 kitchen and yells, "For Pete's sake, how many times do we
 have to go through this?  It was Mummy Bear who got up first.
 It was Mummy Bear who woke everybody else in the house up.
 It was Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night
 and put everything away.  It was Mummy Bear who went out into
 the cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper.  It was
 Mummy Bear who set the table.  It was Mummy Bear who put the
 cat, out cleaned the litter box, and filled the cat's water ?
 food dishes.  And now that you've decided to come downstairs
 and grace me with your presence -- listen good, because I'm
 only going to say this one more time -- I haven't made the
 fucking porridge yet!!

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Subj:     Hidden Animal (S992)
          Mady by Ilja Klemencov
 Source1: http://www.surveee.org/hiddenanimal.html
 Source2: http://imgur.com/gallery/KaCDmz4
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Subj:     Short Bear Jokes

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Subj:     Waiting Line Bears (S940d)
          From: Tmusmes Lawrence Lee on Facebook
Photo from YouTube.com...
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/embed/msG_lp9MuG8
 Source2: https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10152884124553033
 This is story of my life. We've all been there!
 Click 'HERE' to see this all too true animation.
 

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Subj:     A Dinner Date (S817d) 
          From: hilary.miller05 on 9/1/2012
Drawing from ChrisFlack
 Source: http://www.larrysfunnybone.com/2010/12/07/a-dinner-date/
 Some guys just know how to get things done!  These pictures
 are said to have been taken by a guy from Grande Cache,
 Alberta, 1.5 hours south of Grande Prairie, by the Berland
 River on Hw 40.  Take a look at the time frame in the
 bottom right-hand corner of each picture.  Click on the 'HERE'
 to see this cute story.
 

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Subj:     Tundra Comics (S860)
          Created by Chad Carpenter
Drawing from TundraComics.com...
 Source: https://www.facebook.com/tundracomics
 Click 'HERE' to see this cute cartoon about two
 bears looking for dinner.
 

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Subj:     Count The Bears (S800dAVI)
          From RDobry on 5/12/2012
Photo from ConservationNW.org
 All sources are listed on the web page.
 Click 'HERE' to count the bears in six photos
 and one video.  This web page is cute and fun.
 

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Subj:     A Bear Waves (S782d)
          From: Wimp.com on 1/6/2012
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/embed/O6Xo21L0ybE
 Source2: http://www.wimp.com/wavingbear/
 Click 'HERE' to see this six second video of the
 funniest bear I have ever seen.
 

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Subj:     Montana Bear Tragedy (S743)
          From: ft.apache on 4/6/2011
Drawing from BobGlover.com
 Source: (Removed from kingofforwards.com)
 Click 'HERE' to see this cute, funny web page.
 

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Subj:     The Grizzly Bear - PPS (S717) 
          From: lubin100 on 10/12/2010
 Source: jokemail.files.wordpress.com/
.........2009/10/the-grizzly-bear.pps
 This guy found two grizzly cubs with their dead mother
 in Alaska.  One of the cubs survived and he managed to
 raise it to maturity.  You can see how his family inter-
 acted with the bear as it matured.  Look at the size he
 has grown to.  The bear must feel he's another human and
 this is his family.  Notice he is the honoured guest at
 the Thanksgiving dinner.  The grizzly is housebroken,
 very gentle, and comes and goes as he desires.  Can you
 imagine having a full grown grizzly as a house pet?
 Click 'HERE' to see this very beautiful PowerPoint Show.
 

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Subj:     23 Baby Panda Pictures (S632b,d)
          From: darrellvip on 2/14/2009
 These twenty-three photos of baby pandas were
 taken in Beijing, China at the Panda Reserve.
 Click 'HERE' to view these cute pictures.
 

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Subj:     Ever See A Baby Panda Bear Grow? (S599d)
          From: darrellvip on 6/26/2008
 These seventeen photos of a panda baby growing up
 are great.  Click 'HERE' to view them.
 

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Subj:     How Do You Catch a Bear? (S154)
          From: JOKE-OF-THE-DAY.com on 01/14/2000
 Solution: First you dig a hole and fill it up with ashes.
 Then you take some peas and and put it around the hole and
 when the bear comes to take a pea you kick him in the ash
 hole.
 

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Subj:     Camping Alert II And III (S501, S604d2)
          From: danschu63 on 8/22/2006
      and From: tom on 7/31/2008 
 The above joke is a common sign in Alaska.  You can see
 these two signs by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     A Wild Polar Bear (S591b,d)
          From: tom on 5/15/2008
 These six pictures of a wild polar bear are pretty
 incredible.  Everyone needs love, fun, and companionship.
 Click 'HERE' to view these pictures.
 

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Subj:     The Bear And The Bridge (S579) 
          From: darrellvip on 2/13/2008
 You can read this cute story with six pictures
 by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Polar Bear Attack (S564b)
          From: gordonschuk on 10/21/07
 You can see these four, cute photos on by clicking 'HERE'.

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Subj:     16 Chinese Baby Pandas (S525c)
          From: edapsmas on 2/4/2007
 These eight pictures are of sixteen baby pandas in China.
 You can view them by clicking 'HERE'.

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Subj:     The Argyle Sweater Cartoon (S827 in Hunting-Supp)
          by Scott Hilburn
          From: AFine963 on 11/13/2012
 Source: http://www.gocomics.com/theargylesweater/2007/01/25
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Subj:     Baby Polar Bear At Berlin Zoo - PPS (S538b)
          From: darrell94590 on 5/9/2007
 You can view this very cute Power Point Show by
 clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     The Polar Bear Blessing (S532b)
          From: darrell94590 on 5/9/2006
 These ten pictures are a very cute greeting of love
 and affection.  You can view it by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     The REAL Cause Of Global Warming (S531b)
          From: RDOBRY on 3/21/2007
 You can view this cute animated GIF by clicking 'HERE'.

 

From: FrankRoesc on 5/10/99
 A polar bear's skin is black. Its fur is not white, but actually clear.

From: igiggle on 1/12/2006 (S469b)
 If you're goin' to be a bear... be a grizzly!  -- Gene Sturlin
 

 Polar bears are left handed.
 

 Q: Why don't Mr. and Mrs. Smokey Bear have any children?
 A: Every time she gets hot, he hits her over the head
    with a shovel and throws dirt on her.

 Q: Why did God make only one Yogi Bear?
 A: When he tried to make a second one he made a Boo-Boo.  --  Bob M.

From: Bawdy.Net Collage #284 on 99-02-06
 Q: What does a girl from a trailer park and a bear have in common?
 A: They both lick their paws.

From: Today's Joke of the Day on 2/8/2012 (S786)
 Q: What's a bear called without teeth?
 A: A gummy bear.

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