..........(Includes 28 jokes, 17 1127n,18,cf,wXT2a7b,10)
Cats on Fence from
Also see ACCIDENT1
- 'Rudy The Cat And The Kitchen
......................- 'Stuck In A Cat Door'
ASCII ART I - 'Cat Emoticons'
ASCII ART III- 'Cat'
BALLS file - 'Cat Prevents A House Fire' - Painting
BIG CATS file- (see whole file)
BIRDS file - 'Blue Bird Sings Inside Manure'
......................- 'Two Robins Eat Worms'
......................- 'The End Of The Raven'
BIRDS-SUPP - 'Crow Raises A Kitten' - Video
CHRISTMAS-SUP- 'Simon's Cat In "Fowl Play"' - Video
COMPUTRS-SUP2- 'Screen Grab - Simon's Cat' - Video
DOG1 file - 'Sick Dog Goes To Vet'
......................- 'God Created Cats And Dogs'
DOG2 file - 'Our Best Friends?'
DOG3 file - 'The Secret Life Of Pets Trailer'
......................- 'Cat's Letter To God'
DOG-SUPP - 'Garfield Comic Strip'
DOG-SUPP2 - 'Broken-Hearted Vet' - Article
FAIRY TALES - 'Cinderella At 75' (Three Wishes And A Cat)
FARMER1 file - 'Johnny Kicks The Animals'
FUNERAL file - 'Little Tommy's Fish Dies'
GAMES file - 'Feeding Husband Cat Food'
GAMES2-SUPP - 'Circle The Cat' - Game
GAY file - 'Cat Coaster' - Photo
GRAVEYARD - 'Shoe Comic Strip'
HALLOWEEN - '30 Halloween Costumes On Pets'
HEAVEN2 file - 'Cat And Mice Go To Heaven'
JOBS-SUPP - 'Six Phases Of Working'
KIDS2 file - 'Teenagers Are like Cats:'
KIDS5 file - 'The Babysitter' - PPS
LETTERS2 file- 'Dog And Cat Diaries'
LOVE file - 'Forbidden Love'
......................- 'Forbidden Love II'
MIDD_EAST-SUP- 'What Does A Muslim Pussy Look Like'
MOTHERS file - 'Why My Lips Stayed Chapped On Mother's Day'
OTHER-ANIM-SU- 'What Pets Do When We're At Work'
PLANE2 file - 'Instrument Flying...'
PREACHER file- 'The Pastor's Cat'
PRIESTS3 file- 'The Priest And Turpentine'
PROGRAMMER - 'How To Hire A Programmer'
PUSSY file - 'Strangers Have Sex On Beach'
PSYCHOLOGY - 'How You See Yourself - Picture'
SANTA file - 'Santa's Elves - Dogs And Cats' - Video
THOUGHTS-LRN1- 'The GIF - Dog On The Highway'
THOUGHTS-Slly- 'Contest Of Theories'
Subj: Crazy Cat Lady Starter Kit (S916)
From: Michael Dyess on Facebook
Savitsky Cats -
.............America's Got Talent
From: Audrey Schroder
..........in 2018 (S1117d-On Site)
to see the Savitsky Cats and their trainers
from Ukraine impress on the AGT stage in 2018.
Cat Herding (S566)
..........in 2007 (d-On Site,FLV)
This EDS commercial is very funny.
You can view it
by clicking 'HERE'.
Subj: Taking The Cat To The Vet (S539)
From: LABLaughs.com in 2007
One day we found an old straggly
cat at our door. She was
a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny
and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her, put her
in a carrier and took her to the vet. We didn't know what
to call her, so we named her "Pussycat."
The vet decided to keep her for
a day or so. He said he
would let us know when we could come and get her.
My husband (the complainer) said,
"OK, but don't forget to
wash her, she stinks." He reminded the vet that it was his
WIFE (me) that wanted the dirty cat, not him.
My husband and my Vet don't see
eye to eye. The vet calls
my husband 'El-Cheap-O', and my husband calls the vet
'El-Charge-O'. They love to hate each other and constantly
snipe at one another, with my husband getting in the last
word on this particular occasion.
The next day my husband had an
appointment with his doctor,
who is located in the same building, next door to the vet.
The waiting room was full of people waiting to see the
A side door opened and the vet
leaned in - he had obviously
seen my husband arrive. He looked straight at my husband
and in a loud voice said, "Your wife's pussy doesn't stink
any more and it's finally clean and shaved, so she now
smells like a rose. Oh, and, by the way, I think she's
pregnant. God only knows who the father is!" Then he
closed the door.
Now THAT, my friends, is getting even!
Cat Man Do - Simon's Cat
From: Simon's Cat
A hungry cat resorts to increasingly
desperate measures to
wake its sleeping owner. Click 'HERE' to see this cute
Simon The Cat animation.
Subj: The Dillard's Thief (S503)
From: LABLaughsClean in 2006
The Dillard's Thief In San Antonio, Texas.
Clutching their Dillard's shopping
bags, Ellen and Kay woefully
gazed down at a dead cat in the mall parking lot. Obviously
a recent hit - no flies, no smell.
What business could that poor
kitty have had here?" murmured
"Come on, Ellen, let's just go..."
But Ellen had already
grabbed her shopping bag and was explaining, "I'll just put
my things in your bag, and then I'll take the tissue." She
dumped her purchases into Kay's bag and then used the tissue
paper to cradle and lower the former feline into her own
Dillard's bag and cover it.
They continued the short trek
to the car in silence, stashing
their goods in the trunk. But it occurred to both of them
that if they left Ellen's burial bag in the trunk, warmed by
the Texas sunshine while they ate, Kay's Lumina would soon
lose that new-car smell.
They decided to leave the bag
on top of the trunk, and they
headed over to Luby's Cafeteria. After they cleared the
serving line and sat down at a window table, they had a view
of Kay's Chevy with the Dillard's bag still on the trunk.
BUT not for long. As they ate,
they noticed a black-haired
woman in a red gingham shirt stroll by their car, look
quickly this way and that, and then hook the Dillard's bag
without breaking stride.
She quickly walked out of their
line of vision. Kay and
Ellen shot each other a wide-eyed look of amazement. It all
happened so fast that neither of them could think how to
respond. "Can you imagine?" finally sputtered Ellen.
"The nerve of that woman!" Kay
sympathized with Ellen, but
inwardly a laugh was building as she thought about the
grand surprise awaiting the red-gingham thief.
Just when she thought she'd have
to giggle into her napkin,
she noticed Ellen's eyes freeze in the direction of the
serving line. Following her gaze, Kay recognized with a
shock the black-haired woman with the Dillard's bag, THE
Dillard's bag, hanging from her arm, brazenly pushing her
tray toward the cashier.
Helplessly they watched the scene
unfold: After clearing
the register, the woman settled at a table across from
theirs, put the bag on an empty chair and began to eat.
After a few bites of baked whitefish and green beans, she
casually lifted the bag into her lap to survey her
treasure. Looking from side to side, but not far enough
to notice her rapt audience three tables over, she pulled
out the tissue paper and peered into the bag. Her eyes
widened, and she began to make a sort of gasping noise.
The noise grew.
The bag slid from her lap as
she sank to the floor,
wheezing and clutching her upper chest. The beverage
cart attendant quickly recognized a customer in trouble
and sent the busboy to call 911, while she administered
the Heimlich maneuver.
A crowd quickly gathered that
did not include Ellen and
Kay, who remained riveted to their chairs for seven whole
minutes until the ambulance arrived.
In a matter of minutes the curly
haired woman emerged
from the crowd, still gasping, strapped securely on a
gurney. Two well-trained EMS volunteers steered her
to the waiting ambulance, while a third scooped up her
belongings. The last they saw of the distressed cat-burglar,
she disappeared behind the ambulance doors, the Dillard's
bag perched on her stomach.
My Mom always taught me if it
doesn't belong to you don't
touch it, guess she didn't have a wise Mom like I do. Serves
her right, God does take care of those who do bad things!
Cat That Loves Boxing
From: rfslick in 2008
..........(S592c,d-iFrame in Boxing)
You can view this cute, short video by clicking 'HERE'.
Subj: Cat And The Saucer (S309, S711)
From: LABLaughs.com in 2003
An antiques collector noticed
a cat drinking milk from what
looked like an old and valuable saucer outside a small shop.
He asked the shop keeper if he would sell the cat.
"I'm sorry," said the owner, "but the cat is not for sale."
"Please," urged the man, "I need
a cat around the house to
catch mice I'll give you $20 for the cat."
"Its a deal," said the shopkeeper
"May I take that old dish," asked
the man, "the cat seems
really fond of it. I'd like him to be happy."
"Sorry," the shopkeeper answered,
"but that dish brings me
luck! Why, just this week alone, I've sold more than 50
cats to people with mice."
The Cat And The Fan Of Terror
..........in 2005 (S467b,d-iFrame)
In this cute, short video, a
cat gets caught in a ceiling
fan. Click 'HERE' to see this silly, home video.
Subj: "Cats Are Like?" (S84, S617)
From: humorlist-digest V2 #204 in 1998
(See 'Our Best Friends?' in DOGS2)
1. Cats do what they want, when
2. They rarely listen to you.
3. They're totally unpredictable.
4. They whine when they are not happy.
5. When you want to play they want to be left alone.
6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
8. They're moody.
9. They leave their hair everywhere.
10. They drive you nuts.
Conclusion: Cats are like little,
in cheap fur coats.
Subj: Find A Cat Among Owls (S990)
Drawn by Gergely Dudas in 2015
Source: (Removed from ncn.com/hungarian-artist)
A Panda Among Snowmen' in Christmas1
and 'Find The Four-Leaf Clover' in Pig
and 'Can You Solve It?' - Puzzle in Math4)
Subj: Dead Cat With Legs Pointing Up
From: humorlist-digest V2 #165 in 1998
Little Lucy went out into the
garden and saw her cat Piddles
lying on the ground with its eyes shut and its legs in the
air. She fetched her Dad to look at Piddles, and on seeing
the cat he said, as gently as he could, "I'm afraid Piddles
is dead, Lucy."
"So why are his legs sticking
up in the air like that, Daddy?"
asked Lucy as she fought back the tears.
At a loss for something to say
the father replied, "Piddles'
legs are pointing straight up in the air so that it will be
easier for Jesus to float down from heaven above and grab a
leg and lift Piddles up to heaven."
Little Lucy seemed to take her
Piddles' death quite well.
However, two days later when her father came home from work,
Lucy had tears in her eyes and said: "Mommy almost died this
Fearing something terrible had
happened the father shook the
girl and shouted, "How do you mean Lucy? Tell Daddy!"
"Well", mumbled Lucy, "soon after
you left for work this
morning I saw mommy lying on the floor with her legs in the
air and she was shouting, "Oh Jesus! I'm coming, I'm coming!"
and if it hadn't been for the milkman holding her down she
would definitely have gone, Daddy".
..........in 2007 (S531d-iFrame)
This is an actual pet spa machine
found at a big box pet
food store. If you find this cruel, go to your local pet
food store and make sure they don't have one or if they
do ask them to remove it! Click 'HERE' to see this video.
Subj: Jerry Brings Home Presents Each Night To His Wife
From: RFSlick in 1998
One night, Jerry brought home
a dozen red roses to his wife.
"How lovely, dear," she said, "what's the occasion?"
"I want to make love to you." he said simply.
"Not tonight, dear. I have a headache."
The next night Jerry came home
with a big box of chocolates
and explained that he wanted to make love with her.
"I'm awfully tired, honey." said his wife. "Not tonight."
Every night for a week Jerry
brought home something, but
each time his wife's answer was no. Finally he came home
with six black kittens with little red bows around their
necks and handed them to his wife.
"How adorable, Jerry!" she exclaimed. "But what are they for?"
"These are six little pallbearers for your dead pussy."
Pinkie The Cat
From: agrief in 2005
..........(S417d-iFrame in Movie)
This is a cat adoption video.
It is cute. You can see
it by clicking 'HERE'.
Subj: Cat And The Cockerel Cross The Stream
(Also see 'The Hunter And The Fly' in HUNTER-CAMPING)
The farmer was very busy because
it was harvest time. He
left the gate open one day and the cat and the cockerel
decide to take a walk down the lane towards the cornfields
and the stream. As they reach the stream, they see a field
of ripe corn on the far side. The cat says "Where there is
corn there will I find mice," and the cockerel says "That
corn is ripe and looks oh! so tasty."
They decide to cross the stream
and get to the riches on the
far side. But as they look, they realise the stream is too
wide for them to cross. The bird cannot fly that far and the
cat cannot jump that far. So they decide to practice their
flying and jumping. After much flapping and leaping they
reckon they will just about make it.
The cockerel and the cat draw
back from the stream just a
few paces and make a run for it. With an enormous effort
and flapping of wings, the cockerel lands happily on the
far side and starts eating his fill of golden corn. Mean-
while the cat having made the best jump ever of her life,
still only lands a few inches short of the far bank and
tumbles into the water. She has to drag herself out onto
dry land before starting her hunt for mice.
And the moral of this story?
Where there is a contented
cock there too is a wet pussy.
Isaac Asimov's Super Quiz On Cats
From: KingFeatures in 2009 (S670b)
Drawing from KingFeatures.com
This Isaac Asimov's Super Quiz
on cats is to identifly nine
cats and/or why they are famous. (e.g., This cat's very first
words were "thufferin' thuccotash." Answer: Sylvester.) Click
'HERE' to test your knowledge.
|To see other Asimov quizes click on||.|
Oscar The Death Cat
From: ginafm (S682)
..........in 2010 (cf,d-iframe,md4,2)
Oscar (born 2005) is a therapy
cat in a Rhode Island nursing
home, Steere House Nursing and Rehabilitation Center, who was
featured in an article in the New England Journal of Medicine
in July 2007-by David Dosa, a geriatrician and assistant
professor at Brown University-for his purported ability to
predict the impending death of terminally ill patients.
Explanations for this ability include that the cat can smell
ketones, the biochemicals released by dying cells, or the
lack of movement in near-terminal patients.
Oscar became the subject of a
book by Dosa in 2010, Making
Rounds With Oscar: The Extraordinary Gift of an Ordinary Cat.
to read this interesting article and to see the
House TV Series season 5 episode 18 promo - Here Kitty.
Subj: Fire Dept To The Rescue! (S59)
From: ArmaDillow in 1997
This is a true story which happened
during the late 1970's.
My wife has firsthand knowledge of the circumstances since,
at the time, she was a police officer in whose jurisdiction
the incident occurred.
There is a small rural town,
somewhat northeast to the city
of Niagara Falls, NY. One evening, a resident of the town
called the local volunteer fire department to request
assistance in removing their cat from a tree. Since this
was a "questionable" call, the fire control dispatcher
called the fire chief at home to ask if he wanted to respond.
The chief said sure, call out the department, since it was
early evening and it shouldn't be a problem for the volunteers
The fire department responded
with a rescue truck which had
an extension ladder. The tree, however, was too tall and
willowy to support the weight of the extension ladder.
Rather than send men back to the fire hall to bring the
aerial ladder truck, one of the firefighters suggested
an alternate course of action. Two of the firefighters
supported the ladder while a third climbed high enough to
tie a rope around the tree at about half its height.
The other end of the rope was
tied to a trailer hitch on
a pickup truck, with the truck slowly driven forward,
forcing the tree to bend over. One firefighter was poised
to grab the cat as soon as it was within his reach.
The knot securing the rope to the trailer hitch slipped free.
The cat was last seen airborne
heading south toward the
city of Niagara Falls, and was never seen again.
This incident adds a rather new definition to the word "catapult".
Subj: The Aristocats Animated GIF (S1020)
From: Roger Ford in 2016
Source: (Removed from tumblr.com)
Subj: Here Kitty, Kitty...Kitty (S41, S870)
From: Don_Hatch in 1997
Calling in sick to work makes
me uncomfortable because
no matter how legitimate my illness, I always sense my
boss thinks I am lying.
On one occasion, I had a valid
reason but lied anyway
because the truth was too humiliating to reveal.
I simply mentioned that I had
sustained a head injury
and I hoped I would feel up to coming in the next day.
By then, I could think up a doozy to explain the bandage
on my crown.
In this case, the truth hurt.
I mean it really hurt in
the place men feel the most pain. The accident occurred
mainly because I conceded to my wife's wishes to adopt a
cute little kitty.
As the daily routine prescribes,
I was taking my shower
after breakfast when I heard my wife, Deb, call out to
me from the kitchen. "Ed!" she hearkened, "The garbage
disposal is dead. Come reset it."
"You know where the button is."
I protested through the
shower (pitter-patter). "Reset it yourself!"
"I am scared!" She pleaded.
"What if it starts going
and sucks me in?"... Pause... "C'mon, it'll only take
No logical assurance about how
a disposal can't start
itself will calm the fears of a person who suffers from
"Big-ol-scary-machinephobia," a condition brought on by
watching too many Stephen King movies.
It is futile to argue or explain,
kind of like telling
Lloyd Bentsen Americans are over-taxed. And if a
poltergeist did, in fact, possess the disposal, and she
was ground into round, I'd have to live with that the
rest of my life.
So out I came, dripping wet and
buck naked, hoping to
make a statement about how her cowardly behavior was
not without consequence but it was I who would suffer.
I crouched down and stuck my
head under the sink to
find the button. It is the last action I remember
performing. It struck without warning, without respect
to my circumstances. Nay, it wasn't a hexed disposal,
drawing me into its gnashing metal teeth. It was our
new kitty, clawing playfully at the dangling objects
she spied between my legs.
She ("Buttons" aka "the Grater")
had been poised around
the corner and stalked me as I took the bait under the
sink. At precisely the second I was most vulnerable,
she leapt at the toys I unwittingly offered and snagged
them with her needle-like claws.
Now when men feel pain or even
sense danger anywhere
close to their masculine region, they lose all rational
thought to control orderly bodily movements. Instinctively,
their nerves compel the body to contort inwardly, while
rising upwardly at a violent rate of speed.
Not even a well-trained monk
could calmly stand with his
groin supporting the full weight of a kitten and rectify
the situation in a step-by-step procedure. Wild animals
are sometimes faced with a "fight or flight" syndrome;
men, in this predicament, choose only the "flight" option.
Fleeing straight up, I knew at
that moment how a cat feels
when it is alarmed. It was a dismal irony. But, whereas
cats seek great heights to escape, I never made it that far.
The sink and cabinet bluntly impeded my ascent; the impact
knocked me out cold.
When I awoke, my wife and the
paramedics stood over me.
Having been fully briefed by my wife, the paramedics snorted
as they tried to conduct their work while suppressing their
hysterical laughter. My wife told me I should be flattered.
At the office, colleagues tried
to coax an explanation out
of me. I kept silent, claiming it was too painful to talk.
"What's the matter, cat got your tongue?"
If they had only known.
16 Signs That You Are Having A Bad Day
From: rfslick in 2008 (S589)
These sixteen cat pictures and
sayings are quite cute.
You can view them by clicking 'HERE'.
Subj: Cat Bathing As A Martial Art
By Bud Herron
From: Scott's Joke Archive in 1997
Some people say cats never have
to be bathed. They say
cats lick themselves clean. They say cats have a special
enzyme of some sort in their saliva that works like New,
Improved Wisk - dislodging the dirt where it hides and
whisks it away. I've spent most of my life believing
this folklore. Like most blind believers, I've been able
to discount all the facts to the contrary - the kitty
odors that lurk in the corners of the garage and dirt
smudges that cling to the throw rug by the fireplace.
The time comes, however, when a man must face reality;
when he must look squarely in the face of massive public
sentiment to the contrary and announce: "This cat smells
like a port-a-potty on a hot day in Juarez."
When that day arrives at your
house, as it has in mine,
I have some advice you might consider as you place your
feline friend under you arm and head for the bathtub:
-- Know that although the cat
has the advantage of
quickness and lack of concern for human life, you have
the advantage of strength. Capitalize on that advantage
by selecting the battlefield. Don't try to bathe him in
an open area where he can force you to chase him. Pick
a very small bathroom. If your bathroom is more than
four feet square, I recommend that you get in the tub
with the cat and close the sliding-glass doors as if
you were about to take a shower. (A simple shower
curtain will not do. A berserk cat can shred a three-
ply rubber shower curtain quicker than a politician can
-- Know that a cat has claws
and will not hesitate to
remove all the skin from your body. Your advantage
here is that you are smart and know how to dress to
protect yourself. I recommend canvas overalls tucked
into high-top construction boots, a pair of steel-mesh
gloves, an army helmet, a hockey face mask and a long-
sleeve flak jacket.
-- Prepare everything in advance.
There is no time to
go out for a towel when you have a cat digging a hole
in your flak jacket. Draw the water. Make sure the
bottle of kitty shampoo is inside the glass enclosure.
Make sure the towel can be reached, even if you are
lying on your back in the water.
-- Use the element of surprise.
Pick up your cat
nonchalantly, as if to simply carry him to his supper
dish. (Cats will not usually notice your strange attire.
They have little or no interest in fashion as a rule.
If he does notice your garb, calmly explain that you
are taking part in a product-testing experiment for
-- Once you are inside the bathroom,
speed is essential
to survival. In a single liquid motion, shut the
bathroom door, step into the tub enclosure, slide the
glass door shut, dip the cat in the water and squirt
him with shampoo. You have begun one of the wildest
45 seconds of your life. Cats have no handles. Add
the fact that he now has soapy fur, and the problem
is radically compounded. Do not expect to hold on to
him for more that two or three seconds at a time.
When you have him, however, you
must remember to give
him another squirt of shampoo and rub like crazy. He
wll then spring free and fall back into the water,
thereby rinsing himself off. (The national record is
-- for cats -- three latherings, so don't expect too
-- Next, the cat must be dried.
Novice cat bathers
always assume this part will be the most difficult,
for humans generally are worn out at this point
and the cat is just getting really determined. In
fact, the drying is simple compared to what you have
just been through. That's because by now the cat is
semipermanently affixed to your right leg. You
simply pop the drain plug with your foot, reach for
your towel and wait. (Occasionally, however, the cat
will end up clinging to the top of your army helmet.
If this happens, the best thing you can do is to
shake him loose and to encourage him toward your leg.)
After all the water is drained from the tub, it is a
simple matter to just reach down and dry the cat.
In a few days the cat will relax
enough to be removed
from your leg. He will usually have nothing to say
for about three weeks and will spend a lot of time
sitting with his back to you. He might even become
psychoceramic and develop the fixed stare of a plaster
figurine. You will be tempted to assume he is angry.
This isn't usually the case. As a rule he is simply
plotting ways to get through your defenses and injure
you for life the next time you decide to give him a
bath. But, at least now he smells a lot better.
Subj: Non Sequitur Cartoon (S1104)
By Wiley Miller in 2018
Subj: How to Bathe A Cat (S138, S403)
From: RFSlick in 1999
1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
2. Add the required amount of
shampoo to the toilet water,
and have both lids lifted.
3. Obtain the cat and soothe
it while you carry it towards
4. In one smooth movement, put
the cat in the toilet and
close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so
that it cannot escape). CAUTION: Do not get any part
of your body too close to the edge, as it's paws will
be reaching out for any purchase they can find.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power
wash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.
6. Have someone open the door
to the outside and ensure that
there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as
far as you can, and quickly lift
8. The now-clean cat will rocket
out of the toilet, and run
outside where it will dry itself.
| JOB WELL
DONE. NOTE: SOMETIMES
YOU GET LUCKY AND THE CAT GETS
FLUSHED DOWN THE THE TOILET.
YOU CAN THEN SKIP STEPS 6, 7, ? 8.
Cat Equation -Excel (S564a)
From: edapsmas in 2007
Bus drawing from FlickR
There are 7 girls in the bus.
Each girl has 7 bags.
Each bag has 7 big cats.
Each big cat has 7 kittens.
Each cat has 4 legs.
Q: How many legs are in the bus?
The quantity of legs is the password
for the below database.
If you answer right, add your name to the list on the right
and forward it to a friend.
There really is a right answer that will open the Excel page.
Subj: Cats In A Basket Riddle (S425b)
From: LABLaughsRiddles in 2005
If you have six men and they
each had six baskets. Each
basket has six cats inside and each cat has six kittens.
Assuming all are whole and healthy, how many legs are there?
Scroll down for the answer
Here it comes
6,060. There are six men who
each have six baskets. This
equals 36 baskets. Each basket has six cats which equals
216 cats. Each cat has six kittens which equals 1,296
kittens. Therefore the kittens represent 5,184 legs. The
cats represent 864 legs. The men represent 12 legs. The
sum total is 6,060 legs.
Cat Gets In Suitcase
.............Before Flight (S576c)
From: ginafm in 2008
A kitten got into his owner's
suitcase before a plane flight.
You can read about what happened by clicking 'HERE'.
Subj: All I Need To Know About Life, I Learned From My Cat
Life is hard, and then you nap.
Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours.
When in doubt, cop an attitude.
Variety is the spice of life. One day, ignore people;
the next day, annoy them, and play with them when they're busy.
Climb your way to the top, that's why the curtains are there.
Make your mark in the world, or at least spray in each corner.
Always give generously; a bird or rodent left on the bed
tells them, "I care".
When you go out into the world, always remember,
being placed on a pedestal is a right, not a privilege.
Make love loudly and have your babies quietly.
Subj: Legalize Catnip (S905)
From: Patricia Dillow on Facebook
...............................Cheshire cat from Kindergarden-Workshop