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Subj:     Cow and Sheep Jokes Supplement
                 (Includes 7 jokes and articles, 29780,7,cf)

Mad Bull  from
cookpat.geo@yahoo.com
Includes the following:  Extreme Shepherding - Movie (S780)
.........................A Cow, An Ant And An Old Fart (S701b)
.........................All I Need To Know About Life I Learned From a Cow (S479c)
.........................Short Cow and Sheep Jokes (S182)
..............................Greener Grass (S636b)
..............................Even A Sheep Needs A Drink (S604c)
..............................How Sheep Pick Their Nose (S559c)
..............................Bad Day At The Rodeo - Movie (S485b)
..............................Protect The Sheep (S485)
..............................Titty Bar In Wisconsin (S554b)

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Subj:     Extreme Shepherding (S780)
          From: AFine963
          on 12/13/2011
 Source1: http://www.wimp.com/sheeplight/
 Source2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2FX9rviEhw

 "We took to the hills of Wales armed to the teeth with
 sheep, LEDs and a camera, to create a huge amazing LED
 display. Of sorts"

 Click on either source, or 'HERE' for my copy, to see
 this very cute, and funny 2009 video.
 

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Subj:     A Cow, An Ant And An Old Fart (S701b)
          From: darrellvip on 6/24/2010

 A cow, an ant and an old fart are debating on who is the
 greatest of the three of them.

 The Cow:  I give 50 litres of milk every day and
           that's why I am the greatest!!

 The Ant:  I work day and night, summer and winter,
           I can carry 52 times my own weight and
           that's why I am the greatest!!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 Why are you scrolling down?  It's your turn to say something...

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Subj: All I Need To Know About Life I Learned From a Cow (S479c)
      From: Joke-Of-The-Day-Mail.com on 3/24/2006

 * Wake up in a happy mooo-d.

 * Don't cry over spilled milk.

 * When chewing your cud, remember: There's no fat,
   no calories, no cholesterol, and no taste!

 * The grass is green on the other side of the fence.

 * Turn the udder cheek and mooo-ve on. Seize every
   opportunity and milk it for all its worth!

 * It's better to be seen and not herd.

 * Honor thy fodder and thy mother and all your udder relatives.

 * Never take any bull from anybody.

 * Always let them know who's the bossy.

 * Stepping on cowpies brings good luck.

 * Black and white is always an appropriate fashion statement.

 * Don't forget to cow-nt your blessings every day.

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Subj:     Short Cow and Sheep Jokes

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Subj:     Greener Grass (S636b)
          From: ginafm
          on 3/19/2009
 Sometimes a picture or two can bring real meaning
 to our grandmother's wisdom.  Click 'HERE' for
 two great pictures with meaning.
 
 

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Subj:     Even A Sheep Needs A Drink (S604c)
          From: ginafm on 8/3/2008
Drawing from Flackr.com
 This is a cute, interesting photo that shows how animals
 can adapt to humans.  Click 'HERE' to view it.
 

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Subj:     How Sheep Pick Their Nose (S559c)
          From: LABLaughsClean
          on 10/1/2007
 Source: http://www.lablaughs.com/clean_toon.php?id=C19890810
 You can view this amazing and beautiful picture at the
 source above, or on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Bad Day At The Rodeo (S485b)
          From: darrell94590
          on 5/9/2006
 To view this scary, but funny, movie on my web site click 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Protect The Sheep (S485 in Games2)
          From: LABLaughsClean 
          on 5/3/2006
 Source: http://www.donkeycade.com/games/Sheep-Color-Balls
 This game is so silly and dumb that it is cute.  Press A, S, D
 and use the mouse to play.  You can play it at the source above,
 or on my web site by clicking
 

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Subj:     Titty Bar In Wisconsin (S554b in Nat_States-Supp)
          From: CKButch4Femme
          on 8/30/2007
 This animated GIF is very funny.  You can
 view it on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.

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Cow Eating from
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