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Subj:     Cow and Sheep Jokes Supplement
                 (Includes 13 jokes and articles, 20997,11,cd,wXT2b3,8)

Mad Bull  from
cookpat.geo@yahoo.com
Includes the following:  Drone Video Of Sheep In New Zealand - Video (S997)
.........................Budweiser Streaker Commercial (S972)
.........................Cross-Eyed Cow (S330b, S748)
.........................Sheep Protest! - Video (S869)
.........................A Cow, An Ant And An Old Fart (S701b)
.........................Extreme Shepherding - Video (S780)
.........................All I Need To Know About Life I Learned From a Cow (S479c)
.........................Reynolds Cartoons (DU)
.........................Methane And Hydrocarbon Production Of Cows (S176, DU)
.........................Short Cow and Sheep Jokes (S182)
..............................Greener Grass (S636b)
..............................Even A Sheep Needs A Drink (S604c)
..............................How Sheep Pick Their Nose (S559c)
..............................Bad Day At The Rodeo - Video (S485b)
..............................Protect The Sheep (S485)
..............................Titty Bar In Wisconsin (S554b)

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Subj:     Drone Video Of Sheep In New Zealand (S997d)
          From: Lonnie Winfield on Facebook on 2/19/2016
 Source: https://www.facebook.com/News8/videos/10153893359567552/
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Subj:     Budweiser Streaker (S972d)
          From: Chris Fallon on Facebook on 8/29/2015
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/embed/2LTRB8DmbLw
 Source2: https://www.facebook.com/jody.m.
..........peterson/videos/10152037995500804/

 Budweiser Streaker was Super Bowl XL's favorite commercial.
 Click 'HERE' to view it.

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Subj:     Cross-Eyed Cow (S330b, S748)
          From: LABLaughs.com on 5/24/2003

 This farmer has a cross-eyed cow that keeps bumping into
 things. He calls up to vet to try to remedy the problem.

 The vet says. "I think the best thing is to stick a pipe up
 his ass and blow real hard and the cows eyes will straighten
 out. The vet - a 70 year old man - inserts the pipe and
 blows. The cows eyes begin to straighten, but the vet soon
 looses his breath and the cows eyes are crossed again. The
 vet gives it another try, but looses his breath again. The
 vet looks at the farmer - a young healthy man - and says,
 you look like a strong man, why don't you give it a try.

 The farmer agrees. He then takes the pipe out of the cows
 ass, turns it around, and sticks it back in. He then begins
 to blow.

 Holy smokes, says the vet. What in the hell did you do that
 for.

 The farmer replies, "You don't think I am gonna put my mouth
 on the same end of the pipe that you had your on."

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Subj:     Sheep Protest! (S869d)
          Made by John Owen, New Zealand
 Source1: http://www.wimp.com/sheepprotest/
 Source2: http://www.youtube.com/embed/QcE5aDTszrY
 Source3: http://www.youtube.com/user/Haywiredigital/videos

 Man talking at a sheep political rally. Video made by
 John Owen from New Zealand.  Click 'HERE' to see this
 hilarious video clip.

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Subj:     A Cow, An Ant And An Old Fart (S701b)
          From: darrellvip on 6/24/2010

 A cow, an ant and an old fart are debating on who is the
 greatest of the three of them.

 The Cow:  I give 50 litres of milk every day and
           that's why I am the greatest!!

 The Ant:  I work day and night, summer and winter,
           I can carry 52 times my own weight and
           that's why I am the greatest!!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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Subj:     Extreme Shepherding (S780d)
          From: AFine963
          on 12/13/2011
 Source1: http://www.wimp.com/sheeplight/
 Source2: http://www.youtube.com/embed/D2FX9rviEhw

 "We took to the hills of Wales armed to the teeth with
 sheep, LEDs and a camera, to create a huge amazing LED
 display. Of sorts"

 Click 'HERE' to see this very cute, and funny 2009 video.

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Subj: All I Need To Know About Life I Learned From a Cow (S479c)
      From: Joke-Of-The-Day-Mail.com on 3/24/2006

 * Wake up in a happy mooo-d.

 * Don't cry over spilled milk.

 * When chewing your cud, remember: There's no fat,
   no calories, no cholesterol, and no taste!

 * The grass is green on the other side of the fence.

 * Turn the udder cheek and mooo-ve on. Seize every
   opportunity and milk it for all its worth!

 * It's better to be seen and not herd.

 * Honor thy fodder and thy mother and all your udder relatives.

 * Never take any bull from anybody.

 * Always let them know who's the bossy.

 * Stepping on cowpies brings good luck.

 * Black and white is always an appropriate fashion statement.

 * Don't forget to cow-nt your blessings every day.

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Subj:     Reynolds Cartoons (DU)
          Created by Dan Reynolds
 Source: https://mydailycow.files.wordpress.com/
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Subj:     Methane And Hydrocarbon Production Of Cows (S176, DU)

 The largest source of methane in the atmosphere is gas
 expelled by bovines (cattle) during excretion.

 A Colorado State University animal nutrition professor named
 Donald Johnson has been studying cow flatulence for 20 years,
 and has determined that the average cow emits 200 to 400
 quarts of methane gas PER DAY, resulting in a total annual
 world cow methane output of 50 million metric TONS!  Don't
 light a match around a cow and never allow a cow inside your
 sleeping bag!!

 The U.S. Environmental Protection Agency has reported that
 burping cows are the number one source of air pollution in
 the United States.  EPA test results show that American cows
 blissfully belch 50 million tons of hydrocarbon into the air
 annually.  However, the EPA estimates that if a way existed
 for controlling the hydrocarbon-rich belches of just 10 cows
 for 1 year, enough gas would be provided to satisfy the space
 heating, water heating, and cooking requirements for an
 average American house.

 A veterinarian has said that since cows produce up to three
 quarts of gas per minute, they NEED to belch.  Otherwise, "If
 it can't burp," the vet said, "its stomach can explode within
 the hour."  He was referring to a story concerning a New
 Zealand farmer who purchased a cow, which he and his family
 were admiring, when suddenly, without warning, the cow "exploded
 before their eyes, spattering into a million bits of flesh and
 bone and drenching them all in blood.


Subj:     Short Cow and Sheep Jokes

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Subj:     Greener Grass (S636b)
          From: ginafm on 3/19/2009
 Sometimes a picture or two can bring real meaning
 to our grandmother's wisdom.  Click 'HERE' for
 two great pictures with meaning.
 
 

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Subj:     Even A Sheep Needs A Drink (S604c)
          From: ginafm on 8/3/2008
Drawing from Flackr.com
 This is a cute, interesting photo that shows how animals
 can adapt to humans.  Click 'HERE' to view it.
 

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Subj:     How Sheep Pick Their Nose (S559c)
          From: LABLaughsClean on 10/1/2007
 Source: (Removed from lablaughs.com)
 You can view this amazing and beautiful picture by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Bad Day At The Rodeo (S485b,d)
          From: darrell94590 on 5/9/2006
..........At: http://www.youtube.com/embed/o65p2lC5HL4
 View this scary, but funny, video by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Protect The Sheep (S485 in Games2)
          From: LABLaughsClean  on 5/3/2006
 Source: (Removed from donkeycade.com)
 This game is so silly and dumb that it is cute.  Press A, S, D
 and use the mouse to play.  You can play it by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Titty Bar In Wisconsin (S554b in Nat_States-Supp)
          From: CKButch4Femme on 8/30/2007
 This animated GIF is very funny.  You can view it by clicking 'HERE'.

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