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Dear God:
Is it on purpose our names are
the same, only reversed? |
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| Dear God:
Why do humans smell the flowers, but
seldom, if ever, smell one another? |
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Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we
sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story?
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| Dear God:
Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will
I have to apologize?
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Dear God:
If a Dog barks his head off in
the forest and no human hears him,
is he still a bad Dog? |
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| Dear God:
Is it true that in Heaven, dining
room tables have on-ramps?
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Dear God: If we come back as humans,
is that good or bad?
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| Dear God:
We Dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand
signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic
energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand? |
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Dear God:
More meatballs, less spaghetti, please. |
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| Dear God:
When we get to the Pearly Gates, do
we have to shake hands to get in?
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Dear God: Are there dogs on other planets,
or are we alone? I have been howling at
the moon and stars for a long time, but
all I ever hear back is the beagle across
the street!
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| Dear God:
Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar,
the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named
for a Dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We
do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the 'Chrysler
Eagle' the 'Chrysler Beagle'? |
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Dear God:
Is it true that dogs are not allowed in restaurants
because we can't make up our minds what NOT to order? Or is it the
carpets again?
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| Dear God:
Let me give you a list of just
some of the
things I must remember to be
a good Dog.
1. I will not eat the cats'
food before
they eat
it or after they throw it up.
2. I will not roll on dead seagulls,
fish, crabs,
etc., just
because I like the way they smell.
3. The Litter Box is not a cookie
jar.
4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.
5. The garbage collector is
not stealing our stuff.
6. I will not play tug-of-war
with Dad's
underwear
when he's on the toilet.
7. Sticking my nose into someone's
crotch
is an unacceptable
way of saying 'hello'.
8. I don't need to suddenly
stand straight up
when I'm
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9. I must shake the rainwater out
of my fur before entering the house - not after.
10. I will not come in from
outside and immediately drag my butt.
11. I will not sit in the middle
of the living room and lick my crotch.
12. The cat is not a 'squeaky
toy' so when I play with him and
he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.
When I get to Heaven may I have
my testicles back?
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Dear God:
Do you exist?
I'm just curious. I don't care.
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