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Subj:.....Five Funny Horse Race Videos
..........From: SuperBooyah.com and AFine963
..........on 5/19/2012 (S801)
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Photos from SuperBooyah.com...
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Source: http://superbooyah.com/index.php/Home/Top-10-s/Sports/
........The-10-Funniest-Horse-Race-Announcer-Calls-Of-All-Time.html
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Being a horse racing announcer is one of the toughest announcing 
jobs in all of sports.  You have to talk really fast, yell really 
loud and the sad thing is that the only people who are listening 
to you are a bunch of bookies and degenerate gamblers. 
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First video:

Subj:.....Horse Racing - Announcer Singing The Winner
          From: LiveLeak.com
Source: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c4d_1226605749

The announcer, Tom Durkin, sings the winner, Doremifasollatido
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Second Video

Subj:.....Track Announcer Calls Funny
..........Horse Names At The Racetrack
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Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMZsgUJG1h4
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Listen to the conclusion of a horse race with
two distinct names ...Mywifenoseverything and
Thewifedoesntknow... in the final couple of
furloughs.
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Third video:

Subj:.....Who Farted In The Winners Circle?
          From: SuperBioyah.com
Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NPKuyDWt4k

Can you say Hoof Hearted five times fast?  That's what
the announcer of this race had to do at it's finish.
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Fourth Video

Subj:.....Dirty Horse Race Announced
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Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCRhPv15EmA
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Derek and Clive (Peter Cook and Dudley Moore)
create a horse race with unusual named horses.
Adult language, viewer discretion is advised.
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Fifth video:

Subj:.....Marriage & Divorce Explained By Race Announcer
          From: AFine963
Source1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUnlHzjcBGY
Source2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a40q3QCT-Wc
Source3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4tm4i1JHkg

Okay it's fake but it is way too good to pass up.
Adult language, viewer discretion is advised.
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