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Subj:     Frog Jokes
                 (Includes 137 jokes and articles, 15 1027n,14,cf,wXT2a,10)

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Includes the following:  Two Frogs Eat Flies - Video (S953)
.........................Frogs Of Keefo Swamp (S486)
.........................Crazy Frog - Axel F - Video (S530b)
.........................Lonely Widow Buys Ugly Toad (S137, S825)
.........................Frog Phones Psychic Hotline (S136)
.........................Kermit the Frog Ice Bucket Challenge - Video (S919)
.........................Frog Wants Bank Load (S21, S551)
.........................Man Goes To Restraunt w/Hamster And Frog (S24, S412b)
.........................Frog Plays Cell Phone Game - Video (S780)
.........................Boy Goes To Whore House With Dead Frog (S620)
.........................Talking Frog Was Once A Prince (S167, S343b)
.........................Talking Frog Was Once A Prince II (S641c)
.........................Frog Sex (S177, S549)
.........................Pet Store Sells 'Oral Sex Frogs' (S229, S526)
.........................Golfer And Talking Frog (S113, S334)
.........................Talking Frog And The Programmer (S158, S574c)
.........................Talking Frog And The Old Man (S473, S857)
.........................Frog Women - Photo (S907)
.........................Talking Frog Joke Was Once A Chemist
.........................Freak Accident After Frog Fishing (S416, S838)
.........................Short Frog Jokes
..............................Photo Of Five Frogs (S577c)
..............................Non Sequitur Cartoon (S692)
..............................Scientists Discover Purple Frog (S542c)
..............................Toad Love Poem (S404)
..............................Kermit Gets An X-Ray - Cartoon (S406)
..............................Cute Frog Picture (S497b)
..............................What Does A Frog Say? (S123, S367b)
..............................Frog Warts - Sketch (S487c)
..............................The Answer To The Frog Question - Cartoon (S452)
..............................Eagle Swallows Frog

Also see FAIRYTAILS   - 'Good Witch Glenda In Oz'
         GENIE file   - 'Frog Grants One Wish'
......................- 'Three Wishes From A Frog Genie'
......................- 'Three Wishes From A Frog Genie II'
......................- 'Three Wishes From A Genie III'
.........HOSPITAL2    - 'Visiting Grandpa In The Hospital'
.........ILLUSIONS19  - 'Frog To Horse Illusion'
         KIDS4 file   - 'Saturday Evening Post Cartoon'
.........MATH4-SUPP   - 'MATH PROB. - Frog In A Well'
         MATH4b-SUPP  - 'Leap Frog II'
         PENIS file   - '50 Inch Long Penis'

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Subj:     Two Frogs Eat Flies (S953d)
          From: Andre Ricardo on Facebook
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/q6meFp5fTd8
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.......Click 'HERE' to see this cute, one minute clip.
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Subj:     Frogs Of Keefo Swamp (S486)
          From: hellgunner50 on 5/18/2006

 Jim Finn, the noted biologist, was stumped.  He'd spent
 months studying the little green frogs in the Keefo swamp.
 The population, despite all efforts at predator control, was
 declining at an alarming rate.

 Finally, Finn went to the chemistry department at his college
 to see if anyone there might be able to help.  Tom Trom
 looked into the problem and came up with a solution.  The
 little frogs had succumbed to a chemical change in the swamp's
 water and simply couldn't stay coupled long enough to reproduce.
 Trom brewed up a new adhesive, made from a dash of this, a
 spoonful of that and, most critically, one part sodium.

 "You mean?" Jim said when told.

 "Yes," said Tom, "they needed mono-sodium glue to mate."

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Subj:     Crazy Frog - Axel F (S530b,d)
          From: Chewy Central on 3/18/2007
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k85mRPqvMbE

 Music video by Crazy Frog performing Axel F. You can
 view this silly, computer generated movie with good
 music and graphics by clicking 'HERE'.

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Subj:     Lonely Widow Buys Ugly Toad (S137, S825)
          From: PGSP4LIFE on 9/2/99
      and From: virv on 10/28/2012

 A widow was feeling rather lonely and decided that the best
 thing for her would be to have a companion.  So, off she went
 to the pet shop.  She wasn't sure just what kind of pet she'd
 like, so she figured she'd just walk around until she found
 just the 'right one.'  She went past the adorable little
 puppies, past the playful kittens, past the preening birds,
 past the sleeping hamsters, past the whirling gerbils, and
 past the colorful fish.

 Nothing really appealed to her and seemed to be just what
 she was looking for.  She decided to go around the store
 again.  On the way over to the puppies, she walked by a
 barrel.  At the bottom of the barrel was a rather nasty
 looking toad.  When she looked in, he WINKED at her!  Our
 poor widow just shook herself!  She couldn't believe it.
 She rather quickly went back to the other pets on display.

 Once again, she checked out those sweet little puppies, the
 darling kittens, the fluttering birds, the fuzzy hamsters,
 the sleek gerbils, and the darting fish.  Nothing really,
 really did it for her.  She was starting to get discouraged.
 So, she figured one last time around, just in case she
 missed something.

 Going by the barrel again, she took another peek.  There
 was that nasty toad, and this time, he puckered up and
 threw her a kiss!!  This was almost too much for the poor
 widow and she just about ran over to the other pets.

 She tried hard to find just the right one to take home with
 her, but not one of those cute puppies or silky kittens or
 chirping birds or golden hamsters or skinny gerbils or fancy
 fish seemed right for her.  Totally discouraged by now, the
 widow decide to go home.

 On the way out of the shop, she had to walk past the barrel
 again.  As she furtively peeked in, the toad just gave her
 the most beseeching look, and he had a little tear on the
 corner of his eye.  He even sniffed a bit.  This was too
 much for our widow, she started heading for the exit in a
 hurry.

 All of a sudden it struck her that this poor toad was
 probably just as lonely as she was.  Not only that, but he
 was so ugly that no one would probably buy him, especially
 not with all the other nice pets available.  So up to the
 counter she marched, told the salesperson she'd take the
 toad, but requested that he be put in a sturdy box.  When
 she got to her car, she placed the box on the seat next to
 her and proceeded to drive home.

 As she was driving along, she heard some scratching coming
 from the box.  She tried to ignore it for a bit, but then
 thought that the toad might need some air, so she opened
 the box a bit.  She would glance over at the toad from time
 to time, and he kept winking at her and throwing her kisses.
 She finally thought, "Oh heck, what could it hurt?" and she
 leaned over and KISSED him!

 IMMEDIATELY the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous
 sexy young handsome prince.  THE PRINCE THEN KISSED THE OLD
 LADY BACK..........AND GUESS WHAT THE OLD LADY TURNED INTO?
 

 COME ON GUESS?
 
 

 OOOOOOOHHHHHHH COME ON
 
 
 

 SHE TURNED INTO THE FIRST MOTEL SHE COULD FIND.

 She's old.......NOT DEAD!!!!!

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Subj:     Frog Phones Psychic Hotline (S136)
          From: FrankRoesc on 3/21/99

 A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what
 his future holds.

 His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to
 meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything
 about you."

 The frog is thrilled, "This is great!

 "Will I meet her at a party?" he croaks.

 "No," said the psychic, "Next term--in her biology class."

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Subj:     Kermit the Frog Ice Bucket Challenge (S919)
          Posted by ALS Ice Bucket Challenge
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/embed/Mmax3yEZX58
 Source2: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=685540594833530
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 The Ice Bucket Challenge is an activity involving dumping a bucket of
 ice water on one's head or donating to the ALS Association. It went
 viral throughout social media in summer, 2014.  WWE's Vince McMahon,
 a American professional wrestling promoter, sent Kermet the Challenge.
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Subj:     Frog Wants Bank Load (S21, S551)
          From: FrankRoesc on 98-12-30
      and From: redcatt on 8/11/2007

 A frog goes into a bank and hops up on the desk of the loan
 officer.  "Hi," he croaks.  "What's your name?"  The loan
 officer says, "My name is Paddy Wack.  May I help you?"

 "Yeah," says the frog.  "I'd like to borrow some money."  The
 loan officer finds this a little odd, but gets out a form.
 "Okay, what's your name?"  The frog replies, "Kermit Jagger."
 "Really?" says the loan officer.  "Any relation to Mick
 Jagger?"  "Yeah, he's my dad."

 "Hmm," says the loan officer.  "Do you have any collateral?"
 The frog hands over a pink ceramic elephant and asks, "Will
 this do?"  The loan officer says, "Um, I'm not sure.  Let me
 go check with the bank manager."  "Oh, tell him I said hi,"
 adds the frog.  "He knows me."

 The loan officer goes back to the manager and says, "Excuse
 me, sir, but there's a frog out there named Kermit Jagger
 who wants to borrow some money.  All he has for collateral
 is this pink elephant thing; I'm not even sure what it is
 other than a knickknack."

 The manager says, "gee that's from the 17th century, it's
 worth tons of money".  He walks over to Patty and says "Thats
 no knick-knake Patty Whac give the frog a loan.  His old
 man's a Rolling Stone."

 (You're singing it, aren't ya?)  Are we still friends?

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Subj:     Man Goes To Restraunt w/Hamster And Frog (S24, S412b)
          From: TNKRTEACH on 97-05-22
      and From: Anonymous Junior on 12/19/04

 A mangy looking guy who goes into a restaurant and orders
 food.  The waiter says, "No way.  I don't think you can pay
 for it."  The guy says, "You're right.  I don't have any
 money, but if I show you something you haven't seen before,
 will you give me the food?"  "Deal!"

 The guy reaches into his coat pocket and pulls out a
 hamster.  He puts the hamster on the counter and it runs to
 the end, across the room, up the piano, jumps on the
 keyboard, and starts playing Gershwin songs. And the hamster
 is really good.

 The waiter says, "You're right.  I've never seen anything
 like that before.  That hamster is truly good on the piano."
 The guy downs the hamburger he ordered and asks the waiter
 for another.  "Money or another miracle," says the waiter.
 The guy reaches into his coat again and pulls out a frog.
 He puts the frog on the counter, and the frog starts to
 sing.  He has a marvelous voice and great pitch.  A fine
 singer.

 A stranger from the other end of the counter runs over to the
 guy and offers him $300 for the frog.  The guy says, "It's a
 deal."  He takes the three hundred and gives the stranger the
 frog.  The stranger runs out of the restaurant.

 The waiter says to the guy, "Are you crazy?  You sold a
 singing frog for $300?  It must have been worth millions."
 "Not so", says the guy, "the hamster is also a ventriloquist."

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Subj:     Frog Plays Cell Phone Game (S780d)
          From: Tonight Show on 12/23/2011
Photo from YouTube.com
 Source1: https://www.youtube.com/embed/sfSJP8avHWI
 Source2: http://www.wimp.com/frogbugs/

 Click 'HERE' to see this cute, funny video.

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Subj:     Boy Goes To Whore House With Dead Frog (S620)
          From: Scott's Joke Archive on 5/31/97
      and From: darrellvip on 11/29/2008

 There was a 10 year old boy walking down the sidewalk
 dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him.  He
 walked up to a house of ill repute and knocked on the
 door.  When the Madam answered it, she saw the little
 boy and asked what he wanted.  He said, 'I want to have
 sex with one of the women inside.  I have the money and
 I'm not leaving until I do.'?

 The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in.
 Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked.
 He asked, 'Do any of the girls have any diseases?'  Of
 course, the Madam said no, but the boy replied, 'I heard
 all the men talking about having to get shots after making
 it with Amber.  So THAT'S the girl I want!'

 Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to
 pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on
 the right.  He headed down the hall dragging the squashed
 frog behind him.

 Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog,
 paid the Madam, and headed out the door.  The Madam stopped
 him and asked, 'Why did you pick the only girl in the place
 with a disease, instead of one of the others?'

 He said, 'Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home,
 my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me
 at home with my baby sitter.  After they leave, my baby
 sitter will have sex with me because she just happens to be
 very fond of little boys.  She will get the disease that I
 just caught.

 When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby sitter
 home.  On the way, he'll jump her bones, and he'll catch
 the disease.  Then when Dad gets home from the baby sitters,
 he and Mom will go to bed and have sex, and Mom will catch
 it.  In the morning when Dad goes to work, the milkman will
 deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mom and catch the
 disease and he's the son-of-a-bitch who ran over my frog!

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Subj:     Talking Frog Was Once A Prince (S167, S343b)
          From: RFSlick on 4/11/00
      and From: DoctorDebt on 8/28/2003

 Fairy Tale for the woman of the 21st Century.

 Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, indepen-
 dent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat
 contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted
 pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.

 The frog hopped into the princess's lap and said: Elegant
 Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast
 a spell upon me.

 One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the
 dapper, young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can
 marry and setup housekeeping in yon castle with my mother,
 where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my
 children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so.

 That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast
 of lightly sauteed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and
 onion cream sauce, she chuckled to herself and thought:

 "I don't fucking think so."

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Subj:     Talking Frog Was Once A Prince II (S641c)
          From: tom on 4/23/2009

 This is a graphics version of the "Fairy Tale for the
 woman of the 21st Century."  Click 'HERE' to see it.
 

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Subj:     Frog Sex (S177, S549)
          From: feigelmn on 6/23/00
      and From: darrellvip on 7/26/2007

 A man goes to the doctor and tells him that he and his wife
 are not having their fair share of sex.  It seems his wife
 is not that keen on anything, but even more so with oral sex.

 "Try this," say the Doc., "It's an African Fellatio Frog.  It
 gives the best head you will ever have had.  Pop into the
 cubicle and give it a go."

 Ten minutes later the man comes out with a smile from ear to
 ear.  "I'll take it," he says, and hands over $350.

 When he gets home his wife turns to him and says: "Well, did
 the doctor sort the problem out?"

 "Yes," said the man, showing his wife the frog. "He gave me
 this."

 "And just what am I supposed to do with that?" She whined.

 "Teach it to cook, and then PISS OFF!"

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Subj:     Pet Store Sells 'Oral Sex Frogs' (S229, S526)
          From: pns on 6/4/2001
      and From: darrell94590 on 2/14/2007

 (Also see 'Smart Dog' in Dog2)

 A beautiful, well endowed, young blonde, goes to her local
 pet store in search of an exotic pet.  As she looks about
 the store, she notices a box full of frogs.  The sign says:
 "Oral Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Money Back Guarantee!
 (Comes with complete instructions.)"

 The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching
 her and whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll
 take one."  The man packaged the frog and said, "Just follow
 the instructions carefully."  The girl nods, grabs the box,
 and is quickly on her way home.

 As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, the girl
 takes out the instructions and reads them thoroughly, doing
 exactly what it says to do...
 1. Take a shower.
 2. Splash on some nice smelling perfume.
 3. Slip into on a very sexy teddy.
 4. Crawl into bed, spread your legs and put the frog down
    "there."
 She then quickly gets into bed, puts the frog between her
 legs and, to her surprise, nothing happens!  The girl is
 totally frustrated and quite upset at this point.

 She rereads the instructions and notices at the bottom of
 the paper it says, "If you have any problems or questions,
 please call the pet store."  So, the girl calls the pet
 store.

 The man says, "I had some complaints earlier today.  I'll
 be right over."  Within five minutes, the man is ringing
 her doorbell.  The girl welcomes him in and says, "See,
 I've done everything according to the instructions and the
 damn thing just sits there."

 The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares
 directly into its eyes and sternly says: "Listen to me!
 I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!"

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Subj:     Golfer And Talking Frog (S113, S334)
          From: CWE731976 on 3/25/99
      and From: RFSlick on 6/10/2003

 A man takes the day off of work and decides to go out
 golfing.  He is on the second hole when he notices a
 frog sitting next to the green.  He thinks nothing of
 it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit. 9 Iron"

 The man looks round and doesn't see anyone so he tries
 again. "Ribbit. 9 Iron."
 He looks at the frog and decides to
 prove the frog wrong, puts his other
 club away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom!
 He hits a birdie.  He is shocked. He
 says to the frog, "Wow that's
 amazing.  You must be a lucky frog
 eh?"
 The frog reply's "Ribbit, Lucky frog.  Lucky frog."

 The man decided to take the frog with him to the next hole.
 "What do you think frog?", the man asks.

 "Ribbit 3 wood." was the reply.

 The guy takes out a 3 wood and Boom!  Hole in one.  The man
 is befuddled and doesn't know what to say.  By the end of
 the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life
 and asks the frog, "Ok where to next?"
 The frog reply, "Ribbit Las Vegas".

 They go to Las Vegas and the guy
 says, "Ok frog, now what?"

 The frog says , "Ribbit Roulette".

 Upon approaching the roulette table the man asks," what do
 you think I should bet?"

 The frog reply, "Ribbit $3000 black 6."

 Now, this is a million to one shot that this would win but
 after the golf game, the man figures what the heck.  Boom!
 Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table.

 The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the
 hotel.  He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't
 know how to repay you.  You won me all this money and I
 am forever grateful."
 The frog replies, "Ribbit, Kiss Me".

 He figures why not, since after all the frog did
 for him he deserves it.  All of a sudden the frog
 turns into the most gorgeous 16 year old girl in
 the world.

 "And that, your honor, is how
 the girl ended up in my room.
 So help me God or my name is
 not William Jefferson Clinton."

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Subj:     Talking Frog And The Programmer (S158, S574c)
          From: mbucher on 02/11/2000
      and From: janeenmarie on 1/15/2008

 A programmer was crossing a road one day when a frog called
 out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a
 beautiful princess."

 He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The
 frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back
 into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."

 The programmer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it
 and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If
 you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with
 you and do ANYTHING you want."

 Again the programmer took the frog out, smiled at it and put
 it back into his pocket.

 Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you
 I'm a beautiful princess that I'll stay with you for a week
 and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"

 The programmer said, "Look I'm a programmer. I don't have time
 for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool."

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Subj:     Talking Frog And The Old Man (S473, S857)
          From: thebartend on 2/3/2006
      and From: tom on 6/10/2013

 A guy is 85 years old and loves to fish.  He was sitting
 in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say,
 'Pick me up.'

 He looked around and couldn't see anyone. 

 He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say
 again, 'Pick me up.' 

 He looked in the water and there, floating on the top,
 was a frog. The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'

 The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you! Pick me up, then
 kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you
 have ever seen.  I'll make sure that all your friends are
 envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'

 The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over,
 picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.

 The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I
 said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'

 He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, 
 'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'

 With age comes wisdom.

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Subj:     Frog Women (S907d)
          Artist Johannes Stotter
          From: Marge Pearson on Facebook
 Source: http://genkaku-again.blogspot.com/2013/12/frog-women.html
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This stunning image is actually five women
decorated by world champion body-painter
Johannes Stotter to look like an amphibian. 
Click.
 to see an enlargement.
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Subj:     Talking Frog Was Once A Chemist

 Two women were walking down a street in Adelaide, and the
 meet this frog.  The frog says, "Hey, stop."  They stop.
 The frog says, "an evil fairy put a spell on me and turned
 me into this frog.  If you kiss me, I will turn back into
 an organic chemist."  One of the women picked up the frog
 and put it in her purse and starts to walk off.

 The other woman says "Aren't you going to kiss it, and turn
 it back into an organic chemist?"  The first woman says
 "Are you kidding?  These days, talking frogs are worth a
 lot more than organic chemists."

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Subj:     Freak Accident After Frog Fishing (S416, S838)
          From: JOELFALLON on 1/13/2005
      and From: virv on 1/23/2013

 The following article was taken from the Arkansas Democrat
 Gazette, July 25, 1996:

 Two Local Men Injured in Freak Truck Accident Cotton Patch, Ark.

 Two local men were seriously injured when their pick-up truck
 left the road and struck a tree near Cotton Patch on State
 Highway 38 early Monday morning.  Woodruff County deputy Dovey
 Snyder reported the accident shortly after midnight Monday.

 Thurston Poole, 33, of Des Arc and Billy Ray Wallis, 38, of
 Little Rock are listed in serious condition at Baptist Medical
 Center.

 The accident occurred as the two men were returning to Des Arc
 after a frog gigging trip.  On an overcast Sunday night, Poole's
 pick-up truck headlights malfunctioned.  The two men concluded
 that the headlight fuse on the older model truck had burned out.
 As a replacement fuse was not available, Wallis noticed that the
 .22 caliber bullet from his pistol fit perfectly into the fuse
 box next to the steering wheel column.  Upon inserting the bullet,
 the headlights again began to operate properly and the two men
 proceeded on east-bound toward the White River bridge.

 After traveling approximately twenty miles and just before
 crossing the river, the bullet apparently overheated, discharged
 and struck Poole in the right testicle.  The vehicle swerved
 sharply to the right exiting the pavement and striking a tree.
 Poole suffered only minor cuts and abrasions from the accident,
 but will require surgury to repair the other wound.  Wallis
 sustained a broken clavicle and was treated and released.

 "Thank God we weren't on that bridge when Thurston shot his
 nuts off or we might both be dead" stated Wallis.  "I've
 been a trooper for ten years in this part of the world, but
 this is a first for me.  I can't believe that those two would
 admit how this accident happened", said Snyder.

 Upon being notified of the wreck, Lavinia, Poole's wife asked
 how many frogs the boys had caught and did anyone get them
 from the truck.


Subj:     Short Frog Jokes
 

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Subj:     Photo Of Five Frogs (S577c)
          From: LABLaughsClean on 1/9/2008
..........Source: (Removed from lablaughs.com)
 You can see this cute photo of frogs by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Non Sequitur Cartoon (S692)
..........By Wiley Miller on 4/23/2010
 Source: http://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2010/04/23
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Subj:     Scientists Discover Purple Frog (S542c)
          From: AOL.com on 6/5/2007
 Source: (Removed from news.aol.com)
 A frog with purple fluorescent markings is among 24 new
 species discovered by Conservation International in
 Suriname over the past two years.  You can view it at
 by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Toad Love Poem (S404)
          From: LABLaughsClean on 10/14/2004
 A tree toad loved a she-toad
 Who lived up in a tree.
 He was a two-toed tree toad
 But a three-toed toad was she.
 The two-toed tree toad tried to win
 The three-toed she-toad's heart,
 For the two-toed tree toad loved the ground
 That the three-toed tree toad trod.
 But the two-toed tree toad tried in vain.
 He couldn't please her whim.
 From her tree toad bower
 With her three-toed power
 The she-toad vetoed him.
 

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Subj:     Kermit Gets An X-Ray (S406)
          From: DafterLafter on 10/29/2004
..........Source: (Removed from ezines4all.com)
 You can view this cure cartoon by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Cute Frog Picture (S497b)
          From: darrell94590 on 8/2/2007
 You can view this cute picture on my site by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     What Does A Frog Say? (S123, S367b)
          From: RFSlick on 6/3/99
      and From: LABLaughs on 2/7/2004
 A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year
 old daughter:
 Mother:  "What does the cow say?"
 Child:   "Moooo!"
 Mother:  "Great!  What does the cat say?"
 Child:    "Meow."
 Mother:  "Oh, you're so smart!  What does the frog say?"
 The wide-eyed little three-year-old looked up at her mother
 and replied, "Bud."
 

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Subj:     Frog Warts - Sketch (S487c)
          From: LABLaughsClean on 5/11/2006
..........Source: (Removed from lablaughs.com)
 This cute sketch has good advice.  You can view it
 by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     The Answer To The Frog Question (S452)
          From: LABLaughsAdult on 9/9/2005
 Source: (Removed from lablaughs.com)
 To view this cartoon by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Eagle Swallows Frog
          From: ipkis on 97-07-24
 An eagle swoops down on this pond, and swallows an
 unsuspecting frog whole...  Later on the frog pokes his
 head out of the eagles ass and says wow, we're pretty
 high are'nt we.
 And the eagle says: Yeah we're at about 5,000 feet.
 And the frog says:  You wouldn't shit me would you????
 

 Certain frogs can be frozen solid then thawed, and continue
 living.

From: RFSlick on 98-04-30
 It was discovered on a space mission that a frog can throw
 up.  The frog throws up its stomach first, so the stomach
 is dangling out of its mouth.
 Then the frog uses its forearms to dig out all of the
 stomach's contents and then swallows the stomach back down
 again.

 "Time's fun when you're having flies."
    -- Kermit the Frog (in Quotes1)
 

 Q: Who said, "Time's fun when you're having flies"? (S02)
 A: Answer backwards - Gorf Eht Timrek

 Q: What's green and smells like pork?
 A: Kermit the Frog's finger.

 Q: What do you call it when a frog takes a shower?
 A: Spring cleaning!

 Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other?
 A: Well I'll be damned....we DO taste like chicken!

 Q: What's the best way to eat a frog?
 A: Hook one leg over each ear.

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