.
.
>>>
Subj:     Other Animal Jokes
                 (Includes 70 jokes and articles, 07 1034n,15,cf,wYT3,13)

          Click "HERE" for Other-Animal-Supp
          Click "HERE" for Other-Animal-Supp2

          Click "HERE" for Other-Animals2
 


Squirrel from
AGAG Animation Gallery
Includes the following:  Slow Loris Eats Rice Ball - Video (S950 in Supp2)
.........................National Geographic WILD - Video (S930 in Supp2)
.........................Baby Bat Burritos - Video (S946 in Supp2)
.........................Why Sharks Circle You Before Attacking (S713b in Supp2)
.........................Sting Ray's Mating Flight - Video (S964 in Supp2)
.........................Android: Friends Forever - Video (S945 in Supp2)
.........................How Wolves Change Rivers - Video (S929 in Supp2)
.........................Turkish Animal Sports Video (S910 in Supp2)
.........................Guy Interviews His Guinea Pig - Video (S907 in Supp2)
.........................Best Friends (S194, S375 in Supp2)
.........................I'm Little... But I'm a Great Winner - Video (S893 - Supp2)
.........................Fox Hunting Under Snow - Video (S884 in Supp2)
.........................Bob - The Adventures of a Hamster Lover - Video (S874-Sup2)
.........................Rollin' Wild - 4 Video Clips (S872 in Supp2)
.........................Hamsters Named Bert And Ernie (S231b, S752 in Supp2)
.........................Puffer Fish Creates Sand Art - Video (S869 in Supp2)
.........................Springboks Celebrate Fresh Grass By Pronking-Vid(S855-Sup2)
.........................Antarctic Penguins - Video (S846 in Supp2)
.........................BBC One - Showdown In Elk Town - Video (S836 in Supp2)
.........................Deer Crossings - Audio w/Pictures (S825 in Supp2)
.........................Jungle Juice - Video (S833 in Supp2)
.........................The Goat And the Railroad Tie (S348, S587c in Supp2)
.........................Dolphin Birth In Hawaii - Video (S820 in Supp2)
.........................30 Dolphins Stranded And Saved - Video (S815 in Supp2)
.........................Walrus Practices His Vocalizations - Video (S811 in Supp2)
.........................Two Whales And A Fishing Boat (S222 in Supp2)
.........................Walk On The Wild Side - BBC One - Video (S799 in Supp2)
.........................Penguin Goes Shopping - Video (S862d in Supp2)
.........................Whale Caught In Crab Traps (S481c in Supp2)
.........................Saving Valentina: A Humpback's Tale - Video (S821 in Supp2)
.........................Dillie The Blind Deer - Video (S905 in Supp2)
.........................The Animal Game (S85 in Supp2)
.........................
.........................Goats Having Fun - Video (S949 in Supp)
.........................A Mariachi Band Serenading A Beluga Whale - Video(S760-Sup)
.........................A Goose Named Maria - Video (S742 in Supp)
.........................The Walrus Workout Video - Video (S735 in Supp)
.........................TED: Lifelike Kinetic Sculptures - Video (S734 in Supp)
.........................Theo Jansen's Strandbeests - Video (S864 in Supp)
.........................Monster.com "Doubletake" - Super Bowl Ad (S721-Supp)
.........................3D Animated Octopus Love Affair - Video (S692b in Supp)
.........................Okinawa Churaumi Aquarium - Video (S681 in Supp)
.........................Shark Vs Octopus - Video (S619b in Supp)
.........................Dollar Koi Fish (S617 in Supp)
.........................Amazing Invisible Octopus - Video (S521b in Supp)
.........................Saving A Deer With A Helicopter - Video (S658 in Supp)
.........................GIGGLE with The GOATS In Holiday Performance-Video(S724-Supp)
.........................White Deer Of Wisconsin - Video (S742 in Supp)
.........................
.........................Non Sequitur Comic Strip (S793)
.........................Turtle Climbs A Tree (S470b, S741)
.........................The Llama Song - Video (S469b)
.........................Animals Rescue People (S405b)
.........................Hamster Jokes (S381b)
.........................Taking Little Johnny To The Other Zoo (S336b)
.........................The Penguin Show - Video (S477, S681b)
.........................Snake Sees Doctor For Glasses (S257b)
.........................Choosing A Family Pet (S241b)
.........................Deers In A Fire - Picture (S405)
.........................Taking A Load Of Penguins To The Zoo (S153, S488)
.........................Dam Building (DU)
.........................Man Buys Toothless Hampster (S152)
.........................A Lion In The London Zoo (DU)
.........................Two Goats Eat Film (S03)
.........................Professional Competency Test (S157, S600)
.........................Short Animal Jokes
..............................Turtle Sex - Video (S909 in Supp2)
..............................Baby Sea Turtles Being Born - Video (S899 in Supp2)
..............................Whale Watching SWF (S867 in Supp2)
..............................The Tamri Goats Of Morocco (S854 in Supp2)
..............................Tamri Goats Of Morocco Video (S982 in Supp2)
..............................The Koala And The Lizard (S809 in Supp2)
..............................Popsicle Stick Riddle (S818 in Supp2)
..............................
..............................Feeding Time At The Koi Pond - Video (S733 in Supp)
..............................Giving A Giant Snake A Bath - Video (S713b in Supp)
..............................Jackie Chan Trains A Fish - Video (S707b in Supp)
..............................The "World's Most Fearless" Mammal - Video (S704-Supp)
..............................The Whale Said "Thank You" (S701b in Supp)
..............................Seal Dancing Like Michael Jackson - Video (S696b-Supp)
..............................Dog And Ball Vs. Deer - Video (S689 in Supp)
..............................Fox Hunting In The Snow - GIF (S687 in Supp)
..............................Baby Moose In Sprinkler - Video (S682 in Supp)
..............................Ripley's Believe It or Not! (S676 in Supp)
..............................Elk Calf Playing In Puddle- Video (S671b in Supp)
..............................A Blonde Antelope... - Video (S667b in Supp)
..............................Mother Squirrel Saves The Day (S666 in Supp)
..............................A Baby Hedgehog (S648 in Supp)
..............................Little Margaret - Newborn Giraffe (S646b in Supp)
..............................10 Good Points To Remember... (S633 in Supp)
..............................Family Of Skunks Is Attacked (S639c in Supp)
..............................Divers Rescue Entangled Whale (S633c in Supp)
..............................Stingray Migraton (S632 in Supp)
..............................Teeny Tiny Deer (S619 in Supp)
..............................Non Sequitur Comic Strip (618 in Supp)
..............................Weirdest Pet Ever Seen (S615c in Supp)
..............................Mothers In All Colors (S606 in Supp)
..............................The Animal Stampede Mystery (S626b)
..............................Movie of A Huge Dead Snake - Video (S605 in Supp)
..............................A Legal Question (S603c in Supp)
..............................The Mississippi Squirrel Revival - Video (S585 - Supp)
..............................The Rancher And The Deer (S581b in Supp)
..............................Two Fridges Full Of Tortoises (S580 in Supp)
..............................Check This Out... Snake - Video (S572c in Supp)
..............................Mission Impossible For Squirrels - Video (S568 - Supp)
..............................New Family (S566c in Supp)
..............................Baby Moose Born In Town (S564c in Supp)
..............................Animal Evolution - Video (S562 in Supp)
..............................Why Elk Have Long Antlers (S558c in Supp)
..............................Deer For Breakfast - Video (S555c in Supp)
..............................Synchronized Goldfish - Video (S554b in Supp)
..............................A Walk In The Forest (S550b in Supp)
..............................Florida Squirrel (S543b in Supp)
..............................The Moose And The Power Line (S538b in Supp)
..............................Elk Crossing (S530b in Supp)
..............................Animals Dance - Video (S528 in Supp)
..............................Look Daddy - Kittens (S508b in Supp)
..............................What Pets Do When We're At Work (S502c in Supp)
..............................Gas/Electric Service Call (S488b in Supp)
..............................Hippo Eats Dwarf (S488 in Supp)
..............................Albino Fawn (S487c in Supp)
..............................Dinner Time In Detroit Lakes, Mn (S486b in Supp)
..............................
..............................3 Confused Squirrels (S474)
..............................Just Checking In (S473c)
..............................The Cost Of Having A Pet Turtle (S296b)
..............................Talking Deer Video (S473b)
..............................Friday vs Monday - Video (S459)
..............................Whale Watching In Australia (S289)
..............................Amazing Snake Photo (S457b)
..............................Inconspicuous - Picture (S451)
..............................Cobra Bites Man And Cobra Dies (S285b)
..............................Hippo's New Mom (S443)
..............................A Great White - Video (S439)
..............................Activists Against Vegetarianism (S275c)
..............................The Good Morning Squirrel (S410b)
..............................Two Penguins - Animated GIF (S392b)
..............................Squirrel Fishing (S363b)
..............................Three Moles Smell The Air (S178)
..............................Lions And Gazelle's (S170)
..............................Two Seals And The Valdez Oil Spill (S587b)

Also see ALLIGATORS   - 'Florida Airport Work Site'
         ASCII ART I  - 'ASCII Dragon'
......................- 'ASCII Bat'
         AUSTRALIAN   - 'Lost Australian Sheep'
......................- 'Australian Bushman First Time With Woman'
         BALLS file   - 'A Squirrel's Balls Caught' - 2 Photos
......................- 'Lobsters In The Pants'
         BAR-ANIMALS  -  (see whole file)
         BIOLOGY file - 'What a Wonderful World w/David Attenborough' - BBC Video
         BIRDS file   - 'The Buzzard, Bat, And Bumblebee'
......................- (see all files)
         BIRDS-SUPP   - 'Larytta, Animal Kaleidoscope' - Video
         BUGS-ETC     - 'Lessons Learned From Worms'
.........CARS-SUPP    - 'Reason I'm Late For Work'
......................- 'Tundra Comics' w/Beavers
         CARTOONS file- 'Coyote Catches Roadrunner' - Video
......................- 'Coyote Catches Roadrunner II' - Video
         CARTOON-SUPP - 'Donald Duck: Daddy Duck 1948' - Video
         CHRISTMAS4   - 'Reindeer Antlers'
         CHURCH-SUPP  - 'Squirrels Invade Three Churches'
         COLLEGE-SUPP - 'Goats On The Cal Poly Campus'
         COMPUTER-SUPP- 'Computer Problems'
......................- 'The Floys'
         COMPUTER-SUP3- 'Whale Hologram In Gym' - Video
         DARWIN AWRDS1- 'Repaving The Highway'
         DARWIN AWRDS2- 'Rattlesnake Catch'
......................- 'Shooting Raccoons'
         DOCTOR3 file - 'Doctor Sleeps With Patient'
         DOG3 file    - 'The Secret Life Of Pets Trailer'
.........DOG-SUPP2    - 'Labrador and Dolphin Swim Together' - Video
.........DRINKING file- 'Beer And Brain Cells'
.........DWARFS file  - 'Seven Dwarfs Meet The Pope'
         ELDERLY2-SUPP- 'Carrying Bucket, Anvil, 2 Chickens, and a Goose'
         ELDERLY4-SUPP- 'A Group Of Elderly Tour Holland'
         FACTS3 file  - 'WGASA Bush Line'
......................- 'Silver Bullet:'
         FACTS4 file  - 'Marauding Moose'
         FISHING2 file- 'A Shark's Love'
......................- 'Redneck Fisherman Sees Snake'
......................- (See whole file)
         FOOTBALL file- 'Man w/Dachshund Goes To A Bar'
         FOOTBALL-SUPP- 'Jim Harbaugh And Siku Do Push-Ups' - Video
         FUNERAL file - 'Little Tommy's Fish Dies'
         Ghosts file  - 'Professor Talks About Ghosts'
.........GOLF2 file   - 'Squirrel Golf'
         HARLEY file  - 'The Biker And The Squirrel'
         HEAD-ADS-SUP2- 'Three Mountain Dew Ads With Felicia The Goat' 4 Videos
         HOOKER2 file - 'Vet's Mother Donates Money To Church'
         HORSE file   - 'Chicken And Horse Get Stuck'
         HUNTING file - 'Father Takes Son Hunting'
         JOBS2 file   - 'Corporate Lessons'
         LAWYER2 file - 'Lawyers As Test Rats'
         MOVIES/TV/PLY- 'Pets On Stage'
         NATIONAL2    - 'Congresswoman Flies To Rhino, New York'
         NUDIST file  - 'Chameleon By Johannes Stotter' - Video
         OTHER PPS    - 'Extraordinary Nature Photos'
         PENIS1 file  - 'Drug Makes Your Dick Last'
         POLICE2 file - 'Police Stop Man w/Penguin'
         POLIT-BUSH-SU- 'Bush Is A 'Post Turtle''
         RABBIT file  - 'The Rabbit Vs The Snake' - Video
......................- 'Rabbit Running Through Forrest'
......................- 'Bambi And Thumper Do Exist'
         RELIGION2    - 'Discussing Jonah And The Whale'
         SANTA file   - 'Santa's Reindeer'
         SEX1 file    - 'A Taste Of Life'
         SEX2 file    - 'Elk Sex' - Photo/Joke
         SEX3 file    - 'Animal Sex Facts'
.........SHERLOCKHOLMS- 'Sherlock Holmes Riddle'
         SHIT file    - 'Two Airplane Passengers Talk
         SOLDIER2 file- 'Special Camouflage Unit'
         SOUTHERN     - 'Taxidermist In Alabama Bar'
         SWIMMING file- 'Surfer Almost Swallowed by Whale' - Video
         THANKSGIVING - '4 Turkey Wagon Pictures'
         WORD-JOKES2  - 'Two Weevils Grew Up'
         WORD_JKS-SUPP- 'Non Sequitur Cartoon'

============================================================Top
Subj:     Non Sequitur Comic Strip (S793)
          By Wiley Miller on 3/23/2012
 Source: http://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2012/03/23
.
.
.
.
Top
Subj:     Turtle Climbs A Tree (S470b, S741)
          From: LABLaughsClean on 1/18/2006

 A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and
 with a deep sigh, started to climb.  About an hour later, he
 reached a very high branch and walked along to the end.  He
 turned and spread all four flippers and launched himself off
 the branch.

 On landing at the bottom in a pile of soft, dead leaves, he
 shook himself off, walked back to the bottom of the tree and
 with a sigh started to climb.  About an hour later, he again
 reached the very high branch, walked along, turned, spread
 his flippers and flung himself off the branch.

 Again, he landed on the bottom, shook himself off, went to
 the bottom of the tree, sighed and started climbing.

 Watching these proceedings from the end of the branch were
 two little birds.  Mummy bird turned to Daddy bird and said,
 "Don't you think it's time we told him he was adopted?"

Top
Subj:     The Llama Song (S469b,d)
          by Burton Earny on 1/15/2006
 Source: (Removed from albinoblacksheep.com)
 (See 'The Llama Movie' in Camel)

 This video is a very catchy little song with pictures.
 You can view it by clicking 'HERE'.

Top
Subj:     Animals Rescue People (S405b)
          From: DafterLafter on 10/21/2004

 I could not find any references to these stories at
 Urban Legends Reference Pages at http://snopes.com/.
 So I doubt these stories are true.

 Priscilla the pig of Houston, Texas rescued an 11-year-old
 boy from drowning. Priscilla spotted Anthony Melton swim-
 ming in Lake Somerville and noticed he was having trouble.
 She swam out to him, used her snout to keep his head above
 water until he could hold on to her collar, and then dragged
 him to shore.

 Carletta the cow saved her owner, Bruno Cipriano of Tuscany
 in when she charged at a boar that was about to attack him
 and butted it with her horns.

 Bracken the Collie saved his owner, Ian Elliot, when he was
 chopping down trees on his Canadian farm and a pine tree
 crashed on to him breaking his back. Bracken lay across him
 to maintain his body temperature. When Bracken heard voices
 in the distance, he ran to the men and led them back to his
 injured master.

 A school of dolphins saved Adam Maguire when he was surfing
 near Sydney and was attacked by a shark. As the shark moved
 in for the kill it was distracted by a school of dolphins
 thrashing around in the water. To prevent the shark reaching
 Maguire, then dolphins then swam around him in circles until
 his friends had managed to rescue him.

Top
Subj:     Hamster Jokes (S381b)
          From: igiggle on 5/12/2004

 Q: Where does a hamster go for Spring Break?
 A: Hamsterdam!

 Q: When do hamsters run away from rain?
 A: When its raining cats and dogs!

 Q: What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?
 A: A hamster sandwich!

 Q: What do you call a hamster that can pick up an elephant?
 A: Sir!

Top
Subj:     Taking Little Johnny To The Other Zoo
          From: LABLaughs.com on 6/29/2003 (S336b)
.
Little Johnny
from Yahoo! Images
 Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo, so he pestered his
 parents for days. Finally, his mother talked his reluctant
 father into taking him.

 "So how was it?" his mother asked when they returned home.

 "Great," Little Johnny replied.

 "Did you and your father have a good time?" asked his
 mother.

 "Yeah, Daddy especially liked it," exclaimed Little Johnny
 excitedly, "especially when one of the animals came racing
 home at 30 to 1!"

Top
Subj:    The Penguin Show (S477d, S681b)
         From: igiggle on 3/5/2006
.........At: http://www.star28.net/snow.html

 This is one way to get your message across in a SWF video.
 The source will show you how to put your message in the
 video, but it loads very slowly, or you can view my message
 by clicking 'HERE'.

Top
Subj:     Snake Sees Doctor For Glasses (S257b)
          From: dogbyte on 1/2/2002

 An old snake goes to see his Doctor. "Doc, I need something
 for my eyes, I can't see very well these days."

 The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him
 to return in 2 weeks.

 The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he's
 very depressed.

 Doc says, "What's the problem?  Didn't the glasses help you?"

 "The glasses are fine doc, but I just discovered I've been
 living with a water hose the past 2 years!"

Top
Subj:     Choosing A Family Pet (S241b)
          From: pns on 9/5/2001

 A pet can be a wonderful addition to a household, but it's
 important to choose one that's right for your family.  Here
 are some tips for making the right choice.

 Pets eventually grow old and die, causing your children
 great emotional trauma.  Be sure to only choose pets which
 will outlive them, such as the giant Pacific sea tortoise.

 Select a pet with which you can experience both eros and
 agape.

 Be sure to check for the appropriate number of limbs
 before you get your new pet home.

 Don't forget: Poodles are for big, flaming faggots.

 Pets soiling the rug in your house will only be a
 problem if they are given food and water.

 Pick any pet you like. If you later decide you don't
 like it, simply kill it and feed it to your next
 "try-out" pet.  Repeat as many times as necessary until
 you find the perfect pet for your family.

 Pets are loving, trusting creatures.  Do not treat them
 with the same cruelty and neglect you do your children.

 Though most experts advocate spaying or neutering your
 pet, it's expensive, it's a big hassle, and it screws
 with your pet's mind.  To hell with spaying and neutering.

 Don't choose a pet that is larger than your family can
 handle, unless you have plenty of room to store the
 leftovers.

 Only choose a pet you are reasonably confident you can
 defeat in hand-to-hand struggle, in case of food-chain-
 hierarchy disputes.

 For a fun and low-maintenance pet, consider a "jar cat."
 Place a kitten in a 16-ounce jar and seal the lid.  Your
 new pet won't get any bigger and will never run away or
 get into fights.

 Before letting your children play with their brand-new
 pet, remove potentially dangerous teeth and claws with
 a hand-held rotating saw.

 For those parents concerned about the added expense a
 pet brings, remember: Many pets and children may be fed
 to one another.

 Pet ownership is a great way to teach children about the
 entire cycle of life, from the miracle of birth to the
 inevitability of death.  An efficient parent can teach
 these important lessons in about three hours.

 Don't underestimate the fun and excitement your family
 can derive from The Amazing Live Sea Monkeys - just add
 water and see them come to life!

 Remind your children that pet ownership is a privilege
 they earn through good behavior.  If they do not live up
 to this responsibility, take the pet away by sacrificing
 it in an elaborate ceremony involving candles, knives,
 readings from the Book Of Numbers, and the ritual
 consumption of the pet's roasted corpse.

 Remember, pets need regular food, exercise, love, and
 attention. You probably should not be allowed to own one.

Top
Subj:     Deers In A Fire (S405)
          From: LABLaughsRiddles on 10/21/2004
 Source: (Removed from dump.com)

 You can view this spectacular, large, JPG picture
 by clicking 'HERE'.

Top
Subj:     Taking A Load Of Penguins To The Zoo (S153, S488)
          From: OKE-OF-THE-DAY.com on 01/04/2000
      and From: darrell94590 on 5/30/2006
 (Also see 'Police Stop Man w/Penguin' in POLICE2)

 Kimo is a bus driver for the Honolulu Transit Company.  One
 day Kimo is headed to work on his bus route, when he runs
 across a delivery van stranded at the side of the road.  The
 van driver works for the Honolulu Zoo.  He pleads with Kimo
 to do him a favor.

 He offers a $100 bill to Kimo to help him deliver a truckload
 of penguins to the zoo, because they needed to be there within
 the hour.  Agreeing, Kimo proceeds to load two dozen penguins
 onto his bus.  Then, off they drive towards the zoo.

 An hour later, the delivery driver gets his van fixed and heads
 off to the zoo to catch up with his delivery.  As he's driving
 down the road, he see's Kimo and the busload of penguins heading
 in the opposite direction.  He turns his van around and chases
 in pursuit.  He finally catches up to the bus and pulls over
 Kimo on the side of the road.  In an irate voice he asks, "Hey,
 Kimo.  I thought I gave you a $100 dollars to go and take the
 penguins to the zoo for me?"

 "Calm down," Kimo says.  "I took the penguins to the zoo.  We
 had change left over, so now I'm taking them to the movies!"

Top
Subj:     Dam Building (DU)
          From: Ossama's Laugh on 6/28/98

 To read these two letters between the Enviromental Quality
 Department and a land owned, click 'HERE'.

Top
Subj:     Man Buys Toothless Hampster (S152)
          From: RFSlick on 12/29/1999

 Larry walks into a pet store and says, "My dog ran away, so
 I need another one."
 The store owner says, "You don't want a dog, too much hassle.
 I've got the perfect thing for you...a toothless hamster."
 Larry says, "Why would I want a a toothless hamster?"
 The owner says, "Take out your prick and I'll show you."
 Larry takes out his cock, the owner puts the hamster down by
 his crotch, the hamster lunges out, locks on, and gives Larry
 the best blow job he's ever had.  Needless to say, he buys it.
 He goes home, walks in the door, and sets the hamster down on
 the kitchen floor.
 His wife jumps up on a chair and screams, "Yikes! What the hell
 is that?"
 Larry says, "Never mind what it is.  Teach it to cook and then
 get the fuck out."

Top
Subj:     A Lion In The London Zoo (DU)
          From: Bawdy.Net Collage #235 on 98-03-09 (S58)

 A lion in the London zoo was lying in the sun licking its
 arse when a visitor turned to the keeper and said, "that's
 a docile old thing, isn't it?"

 "No way," said the keeper, "its the most ferocious beast
 in the zoo.  Why just an hour ago it dragged an Australian
 tourist into the cage and completely devoured him."

 "Hardly seems possible." said the astonished visitor, "Why
 is it lying there licking its arse?"

 "The poor thing is trying to get the taste out of its mouth."

Top
Subj:     Two Goats Eat Film (S03)

 Two goats were snooping around the back lot of a Hollywood
 movie studio when they came upon a can of film.  One goat
 devoured the can and film.  His companion watched him and,
 when he had finished, asked, "How was it?"

 The first goat replied, "Frankly, the book was better!"

Top
Subj:     Professional Competency Test (S157, S600)
          From: dhatch on 02/01/2000
 Also called 'Simple Quiz for Professionals or
..............Preschoolers" and 'The Giraffe Test'

 How about competent, do you feel competent in today's
 high pressure world.  Chick 'HERE' to take this cute
 four question test.


Subj:     Short Animal Jokes

Top
Subj:     3 Confused Squirrels (S474)
          From: LABLaughsAdult on 2/7/2006
 Source: (Removed from lablaughs.com)
 You can view this cute photo by clicking 'HERE'.
 

Top
Subj:     Just Checking In (S473c)
          From: darrell94590 on 2/6/2006
 Very cute, animated GIF.  You can view it by clicking 'HERE'.
 

Top
Subj:     The Cost Of Having A Pet Turtle (S296b)
          From: jerry on 10/3/2002
 A Helsingborg, Sweden, apartment tenant provided his pet
 turtle with a steady stream of tap water at a steady
 temperature of 97F (36C) for 18 straight months.  The
 cost of the 5,000 cubic meters of water used for the
 turtle and the 160,000 KWh of heating, along with costs
 incurred by the landlord to try to find out why his water
 and heating bills were skyrocketing, came to $15,100.

 Turtle man has agreed to pay these costs and has stopped
 running the water.

 Reuters via Yahoo News 2-Oct-02
 

Top
Subj:     Talking Deer Video (S473b,d)
          From: auntiegah on 2/4/2006 (in Hunting)
 Source: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3st
.........qg_deer-hunter-from-the-man-show_fun
 This is a funny "Man TV" video.  You can view it
 by clicking 'HERE'.
 

Top
Subj:     Friday vs Monday (S459d - in Job-Stuff)
          From: chrisdaddyg on 11/4/2005
..........At: http://www.youtube.com/embed/v_7WgoUke7g
 This short video clip uses a penguin and a polar bear to
 illustrate workers on Friday and Monday.  Click 'HERE'
 to view this cute, short, video.
 

Top
Subj:     Whale Watching In Australia (S289)
          From: jerry on 8/12/2002
 "Australia has become a Mecca for whale watchers and
 scientists.  Up to 100 a day can be seen at Cape Byron,
 Australia's most easterly mainland point. 'Every year
 they come up, mate and give birth and you see a lot of
 activity,' said the Southern Cross Center for Whale
 Research director David Paton."
 

Top
Subj:     Amazing Snake Photo (S457b)
..........From: darrell94590 on 10/27/2005
 You can view this amazing photo by clicking 'HERE'.

Top
Subj:     Inconspicuous (S451)
          From: RFSlick on 9/9/2005
 When in deep trouble, say nothing and try to look
 inconspicuous.  To view this cute picture click 'HERE'.
 

Top
Subj:     Cobra Bites Man And Cobra Dies (S285b)
          From: jerry on 7/17/2002
 Cobra bites man.  Man bites cobra.  Man wins.

 A black cobra bit an Indian farm laborer, working in a
 paddy field.  In retaliation the man chased the cobra
 through the field, grabbed it, and bit a piece of its
 spine and windpipe off, killing the snake.  He survived
 after taking the snake to the hospital where they were
 able to match the snake species with the appropriate
 anti-venom.

 "Hansda's mental strength to chase, catch and bite the
 fleeing cobra for a tooth-for-tooth retaliation is really
 rare," said the doctor.

 Ananova 15-Jul-02
 

Top
Subj:     Hippo's New Mom (S443)
          From: RFSlick on 7/18/2005
 You can view the Hippo's new mom by clicking 'HERE'.
.
.
Top
Subj:     A Great White (S439)
          From: darrell94590 on 6/23/2005
 Source: http://www.toilette-humor.com/cartoon.html
 You can view this SWF video-joke by clicking 'Here'.
 

Top
Subj:     Activists Against Vegetarianism (S275c)
          From: jerry on 5/7/2002
 News Item: An Oregon State University animal rights
 activist denounces vegetarianism because mice, moles
 and rabbits are often killed in the preparation of
 farmland to grow vegetables.

 You might want to stop eating until we sort this out.

 Taken verbatim from the QT column in the Chicago Sun-Times
 

Top
Subj:     The Good Morning Squirrel (S410b,d)
          From: LABLaughsClean on 9/01/2004
 This is a very cute animated GIF with music.
  You can view it by click 'HERE'.
 

Top
Subj:     Two Penguins - Animated GIF (S392b)
          From: jbcary1 on 8/4/2004
 You can view this cute, animated GIF by clicking 'HERE'.

 Admit it...

 Each one of us feels like doing this
 to at least one person a day.
 

Top
Subj:     Squirrel Fishing (S363b)
          From: igiggle on 1/2/2004
 I don't know how Becky comes up with so many sites for
 good, clean fun.  Go to the site below to view the sport
 http://www.eecs.harvard.edu/~yaz/en/squirrel_fishing.html
 

Top
Subj:     Three Moles Smell The Air (S178, S553b)
          From: collins2 on 6/27/00
      and From: darrellvip on 8/23/2007
 There were three moles burrowing underneath the interstate
 when they decided to go up for a breath of fresh air.  They
 popped up beside a busy intersection where pappa mole said,
 "Hey, I think we're near a Waffle House... I can smell waffles
 and syrup."

 Mamma Mole said, "I think you're right dear... I can smell
 bacon frying."  She asked the baby mole, "What do you think
 dear?"

 Baby Mole said, "I don't know mamma, from down here all I
 can smell is molasses."
 

Top
Subj:     Lions And Gazelle's (S170)
          From: CHRISDADDYG on 5/7/00
 "Every morning in Africa, a gazelle wakes up.  It knows it
 must outrun the fastest lion or it will be killed.  Every
 morning in Africa, a lion wakes up.  It knows it must outrun
 the slowest gazelle or it will starve.  It doesn't matter
 whether you're a lion or a gazelle--when the sun comes up,
 you'd better be running."
 

Top
Subj:     Two Seals And The Valdez Oil Spill (S587b)
          From: darrellvip on 4/19/2008
 The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the
 Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.  At a special
 ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were
 released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from
 onlookers.  A minute later they were both eaten by a killer
 whale.

 This is a good story, but Snopes.com says it is just an urban
 legend at http://www.snopes.com/humor/lists/fakenews.asp
.
Drawing from tom on 8/21/2009
.
 Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the
 cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn.
 Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped
 through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the
 two hapless protesters to death.

 Snopes.com says that this story is just an urban legend at
 http://www.snopes.com/humor/lists/fakenews.asp
.
.
 Many hamsters only blink one eye at a time.

 In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been
 domesticated.

 Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that
 has been hit by a lightning strike.

 An animal epidemic is called an epizootic.

 All porcupines float in water.

 When opossums are playing 'possum, they are not "playing."
 They actually pass out from sheer terror.

 Armadillos have four babies at a time and they are always
 all the same sex.

 Armadillos are the only animal besides humans that can
 get leprosy.

 If you bring a raccoon's head to the Henniker, New
 Hampshire town hall, you are entitled to receive
 $.10 from the town.

 From LAWS file.

 In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with
 animals, but the animals must be female.  Having sexual
 relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
 (OK, like THAT makes sense)

 A law in Fairbanks, Alaska does not allow moose to have
 sex on city streets.

 In Oklahoma whale hunting is strictly forbidden throughout
 the entire state...
 

From: humorlist-digest V2 #1 on 98-01-01
 If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

From: Return To Mars by Ben Bova (S136)
 Behold the lowly turtle, he only makes
 progress when he sticks his neck out.

From: RFSlick on 98-04-08
 When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

From: humorlist-digest V2 #92 on 98-04-14
 Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into
 jet engines.

From: RFSlick on 98-04-30
 Reindeer like to eat bananas.

 "I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all
  nervous and give the wrong answers."  -- Unknown

 "No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture
  unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the
  conversation." -- Fran Lebowitz

From: humorlist-digest V2 #116 on 98-05-11
 I love defenceless animals, especially in a good gravy

From: humorlist-digest V2 #118 on 98-05-13 (S68)
 My brother-in-law is in danger of losing his license to
 practice medicine.
 He was caught having sex with some of his patients.
 It's such a shame.
 He was the best veterinarian in town.

From: ossama on 98-06-01
 Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets
 the cheese.

From: RFSlick on 98-04-08
 Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

 Save the whales. Harpoon a fat chick.

From: Bawdy.Net Collage #309 on 6/24/99
 So a baby seal walks into a club...

From: mombear1 on 8/21/2001 (S238)
 A female ferret will die if it goes into
 heat and cannot find a mate.

 Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.

From: Mark Taylor on 7/5/99
 Never invest in anything that you have to paint or feed.
   -- J. Paul Getty

From: KMACINTY on 11/5/2002 (S301b)
 The average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm
 when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it
 into his mate.  So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean
 every time one unloads.  And you wonder why the ocean is
 so salty?

From: LABLaughsAdult on 1/20/2006 (S470b)
 "Even a blind squirrel finds a nut every once in a while."
    -- Ansel Adams
 

Bawdy.Net Collage #247 on 98-05-16 (S68)
 Q: Why do mice have such tiny balls?
 A: Because so very few of them can dance.

From: Bawdy.Net Collage #253 on 98-06-11
 Q: What is it that a Goose can do, a duck can't do,
    and a lawyer won't do?
 A: Stick his bill up his ass.

From: JBCARY1 on 7/16/2002 (S285b)
 Q: What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?
 A: Beer Nuts are $1, and Deer Nuts are always under a buck.

From: igiggle on 1/28/2006 (S472b)
 Q: Why did the goldfish age?
 A: It lost the g.

                            \\\//
                           -(o o)-
========================oOO==(_)==OOo=======================
...........................From Zoo World
.
.
.