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Subject: The Sunday Morning Laughs #570c
         Date: 1/6/2007

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Subj:     911 Call For The Postman
          From: tom on 12/9/2007 

 This 1,800 KB movie of a emergency 911 call is cute. 
 Click below. to listen. 


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Subj:     Blonde Wants To Cross The Street
          From: LABLaughs.com on 6/18/2003

 The traffic light wasn't working on the corner of Broadway
 and 72nd Street, so the blonde stood with a large crowd of
 people waiting to cross, while a cop directed traffic.

 Finally, the cop blew his whistle, motioned to the crowd,
 and shouted, "Okay, pedestrians!" The throng surged across
 Broadway -- all except the blonde, who stayed on the corner.

 When the walkers were safely on the other side of the
 street, the cop moved the cross-traffic through the
 intersection. Half a minute later, he stopped the cars on
 Broadway and sent the 72nd Street traffic into motion.

 Again, he got around to the blonde's corner, where by this
 time she had again been joined by a crowd of people.

 Tweeeeeeeet! "Okay, pedestrians!"

 The crowd crossed the street, but again the blonde stayed
 put.  She looked at her watch and tapped her foot but never
 budged from the sidewalk.

 Finally, after the cop yelled "Okay, pedestrians!" for the
 third time, the blonde shouted across traffic, "Yo!
 Officer!  Isn't it about time you let the Catholics cross?"

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Subj:     Test For People Over 50 Years Old
          From: darrellvip on 12/20/2007

 Pretty cool....You have to be 50 or so.... 

 Write down your answers and check them below. 

  1. When did "Little Suzie" finally wake up? 
     a) The movie's over, it's 2 o'clock 
     b) The movie's over, it's 3 o'clock 
     c) The movie's over, it's 4 o'clock 

  2. "Rock Around The Clock" was used in what movie? 
     a) Rebel Without A Cause 
     b) Blackboard Jungle 
     c) The Wild Ones 

  3. What's missing? Earth_____ 
     a) Angel 
     b) Head 
     c) Worm 

  4. "I found my thrill..." where? 
     a) Kansas City 
     b) Heartbreak Hotel 
     c) Blueberry Hil l 

  5. "Please turn on your magic beam, _____ _____ bring 
     me a dream" 
     a) Mr. Sandman 
     b) Earth Angel 
     c) Dream Lover 

  6. For which label did Elvis Presley first record? 
     a) Chancellor 
     b) RCA 
     c) Sun 

  7. He asked,  "Why's everybody always pickin' on me?" 
     Who was he? 
     a) Bad Leroy Brown 
     b) Charlie Brown 
     c) Buster Brown 

  8. Bobby Darin's "Mack The Knife", the one 
     with the knife, was named: 
     a) MacHeath 
     b) MacCloud 
     c) McNa mara 

  9. Name the song with "A-wop bop a-loo bop a-lop bam boom"? 
     a) Good Golly Miss Molly 
     b) Be-Bo p-A-Lula 
     c) Tutti Fruitti 

 10. Who is generally given credit 
     for the term "Rock And Roll"? 
     a) Dick Clark 
     b) Wolfman Jack 
     c) Alan Freed 

 11. In 1957 he left the music business to become a preacher. 
     a) Little Richard 
     b) Frankie Lymon 
     c) Tony Orlando 

 12. Paul Anaka's "Puppy  Love" is written to what star? 
     a) Brenda Lee 
     b) Connie Francis 
     c) Annette Funicello 

 13. The Everly Brothers are... 
     a) Pete and Dick 
     b) Don and Phil 
     c) Bob and Bill 

 14. The Big Bopper?s real name was: 
     a) Jiles P. Richardson 
     b) Roy Harold Scherer Jr. 
     c) Marion Michael Morrison (JOHN WAYNE) 

 15. In 1959 Berry G ordy Jr. started a small 
     record company called... 
     a) Decca 
     b) Cameo 
     c) Motown 

 16. Ed Byrnes had a hit with "Kookie, Kookie, 
     Lend Me Your Comb."  What TV show was he on? 
     a) 77 Sunset Strip 
     b) Hawaiian Eye 
     c) Surfside Six 

 17. In 1960 Bobby Darin married: 
     a) Carol Lynley 
     b) Sandra Dee 
     c) Natalie Wood 

 18. They were a one hit wonder with "Book Of Love." 
     a) The Penguins 
     b) The Monotones 
     c) The Moonglows 


  1. c) The movie's over, it's 4 o'clock 
  2. b) Blackboard Jungle 
  3. a) Angel 
  4. c) Blueberry Hill 
  5. a) Mr. Sandman 
  6. c) Sun 
  7. b) Charlie Brown 
  8. a) Mac H eath 
  9. c) Tutti-Frutti 
 10. c) Alan Freed  If you had this wrong, take the tissues 
     and socks out of your bra or turn in your Flag Flyers! 
 11. a) Little Richard 
 12. c) Annette Funicello 
 13. b) Don and Phil 
 14. a) Jiles P. Richardson 
 15. c) Motown 
 16. a) 77 Sunset Strip 
 17. b) Sandra Dee 
 18. b) The Monotones

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Subj:     Other Bridge Columns
          by Phillip Alder
          From: The Vallejo Times Herald

 This column shows how to setup a long suit in your hand.
 Click below to view the file


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Smiley says 'Bye' from
darrell94590 on 9/7/2005