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Subject: The Sunday Morning Laughs #571c
         Date: 1/13/2008

You can also view old ‘Sunday Morning Laughs’ at
http://jokelibrary.net/archive/index.html
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Subj:     Gangsters Take Out Contract On Dog
          From: LABLaughsClean on 12/27/2007
 Source: http://www.lifeisajoke.com/news42.htm

 Gangsters have put out a contract on Rocky the sniffer dog's 
 life because of his success in stamping out drug smuggling 
 inside a prison.  Click below to read the story.

 http://jokelibrary.net/animals/d_to_z/dog-supp-sniffer.html

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Subj:     Quite A Root On That Tooth
          From: darrellvip on 12/29/2007

 You can view this cute, dirty cartoon on my 
 web site by clicking below.

 http://jokelibrary.net/occupations/b_to_l/den-root.html

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Subj:     It's Magic
          From: rfslick on 12/29/2007

 This PowerPoint Show illustrates powerful PowerPoint techniques 
 using some very pretty slides.  Click below to view.

 http://jokelibrary.net/yyPictures/other_PPS.html

or

 http://jokelibrary.net/yyPictures/other_PPS/it_smagic.pps

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Subj:     Hemorrhoid Remedy
          From: Dr. Peter Gott 
          in Vallejo Times Herald on 11/29/2007

 This remedy for hemorrhoid from a pharmacist sounds 
 interesting.  You can read it in the doctor's column 
 of the Vallejo Times Herald by clicking below.

 http://jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/b_to_e/eyes-hem.html

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Subj: Quotes About Grandkids And Grandparents With Music 
      From: LABLaughsClean on 9/25/2006
  and From: gordonschuk on 12/27/2007

 Click below to read these wonderful quotes, see the 
 pictures, and hear the music.

 http://jokelibrary.net/people/f_eld/e3s-quotes.html

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Subj:     Puzzle Maniax
          From: LABLaughsClean on 12/29/2007
 Source: http://www.arcadereign.com/games/414/puzzle-maniax.html

 These jigsaw puzzles are difficult and timed.  Click on the 
 pieces to rotate them.  Click on the source above to play.

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Subj:     God's Children
          From: mbucher on 02/09/2000
      and From: rfslick on 12/27/2007

 Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort
 from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend
 to God's kids.  After creating heaven and earth, God created
 Adam and Eve.

 And the first thing he said was:
 "Don't".
 "Don't what?" Adam replied.
 "Don't eat the forbidden fruit." God said.
 "Forbidden fruit?
 We got forbidden fruit?
 Hey, Eve...we got forbidden fruit!"
 "No way!"
 "Yes way!"
 "Don't eat that fruit!" said God.
 "Why?"
 "Because I am your Father and I said so!" said God, wondering
 why he hadn't stopped after making the elephants.

 A few minutes later God saw his kids having an apple break and
 was angry. Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit?" the First
 Parent asked.
 "Uh huh, " Adam replied.
 "Then why did you?"
 "I dunno" Eve answered.
 "She started it!" Adam said.
 "Did not!"
 "Did too!"
 "DID NOT!!"
 Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that
 Adam and Eve should have children of their own. Thus, the
 pattern was set and it has never changed.  But there is
 reassurance in this story.  If you have persistently and
 lovingly tried to give them wisdom and they haven't taken it,
 don't be hard on yourself. If God had trouble handling
 children, what makes you think it would be a piece of cake
 for you?

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From: pns on 10/18/2003
      and From: rfslick on 12/31/2007

 Now that food has replaced sex in my life,
 I can't even get into my own pants.

 I've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper.
 The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

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Subj:     Other Bridge Columns
          by Phillip Alder
          From: The Vallejo Times Herald

 In this hand declarer was awarded best play for the year.
 Click below to read the column.

 http://jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/g2/a_bridge_column18.html

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Calvin and the Dark from
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