Subject: The
Sunday Morning Laughs #572c
Date: 1/20/2008
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Laughs’ at
http://jokelibrary.net/archive/index.html
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Subj: Obama-Chaney
Cartoon
From: Mike Thompson, The Detroit Free Press for 10/19/2007
Source: http://www.cagle.com/politicalcartoons/pccartoons
........./archives/thompson.asp?Action=GetImage
This political cartoon about
Barack Obama and Dick Cheney
being cousins is very cute.
Click below to view.
http://jokelibrary.net/xOtherNtoZ/polit/polit-supp-cousins.html
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Subj: Check
This Out... Snake
From: tom on 1/2/2008
This 2.9 MB movie shows people
who think a snake
is loose in the room.
Click below to view.
http://jokelibrary.net/animals/d_to_z/z-oth-s-loose.html
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Subj: What
Every Man Wants In Bed
From: tom on 1/2/2008
This 970 KB movie is dumb
and not worth your time. If
you still want to see it,
click below.
http://jokelibrary.net/people/f_men/m4-wants.html
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Subj: Thousand
Islands Of The St Lawrence
From: darrellvip on 1/7/2008
Absolutely breathtaking scenery.
Most of us have never visited
the thousand islands so you
will enjoy the pictures. Also some
fantastic homes and of course
Bolt Castle. Click below to
view this beautiful PowerPoint
Show.
http://jokelibrary.net/nationalities/Canadian.html#islands
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Subj: Holidays
Tattooed On Thighs
From: FrankRoesc on 4/16/99
A Woman goes into a tattoo
parlour and tells the tattoo
artist that she wants a tattoo
of a turkey on her right
thigh right up just below
her bikini line. She also wants
him to put "Happy Thanksgiving"
under the turkey. So the
guy does it and it comes
out looking real good. The woman
then instructs him to put
a Santa Claus with "Merry Christmas"
up on her left thigh. So
the guy does it and it comes out
looking good too.
As the woman is getting dressed
to leave, the tattoo artist
says "if you don't mind,
could you tell me why you had me
put such unusal tattoos on
your thighs?"
She says "I'm sick and tired
of my husband complaining all
the time that there's nothing
good to eat between Thanks-
giving and Christmas."
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Subj: You
Know Your Italian When...
From: LABLaughsClean on 1/3/2008
You know you're Italian when
. . . You can bench press
325 pounds, shave twice a
day and still cry when your
mother yells at you.
You carry your lunch in a
produce bag because you can't
fit two cappicola sandwiches,
4 oranges, 2 bananas and
pizzelles into a regular
lunch bag.
Your mechanic, plumber, electrician,
accountant, travel
agent and lawyer are all
your cousins.
You have at least 5 cousins
living in the same town or on
the same block. All five
of those cousins are named after
your grandfather or grandmother.
You are on a first name basis
with at least 8 banquet hall
owners.
You only get one good shave
from a disposable razor.
If someone in your family
grows beyond 5' 9', it is
presumed his Mother had an
affair.
There were more than 28 people
in your bridal party.
You netted more than $50,000
on your first communion.
And you REALLY, REALLY know
you're Italian when . . . .
Your grandfather had a fig
tree.
You eat Sunday dinner at 2:00
Christmas Eve . . . only fish.
Your mom's meatballs are the
best.
You've been hit with a wooden
spoon or had a shoe
thrown at you.
Clear plastic covers on all
the furniture.
You know how to pronounce
'manicotti' and 'mozzarella.'
You fight over whether it's
called 'sauce' or 'gravy.'
You've called someone a 'mamaluke.'
And you understand 'bada bing'.
Why do Italians hate Jehovah's
Witnesses?
Because Italians hate all
witnesses.
Do you know why most men from
Italy are named Tony?
On the boat over to America
they put a sticker on them
that said TO NY.
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Subj: Other
Bridge Columns
by Bobby Wolff
From: The Contra Costa Times
As I read bridge columns that
I like, I will store them
on my web site for you to
ponder. Click below to read
this column on keeping declarer
off the board.
http://jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/g2/a_bridge_column19.html
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