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Subject: The Sunday Morning Laughs #572c
         Date: 1/20/2008

You can also view old ‘Sunday Morning Laughs’ at
http://jokelibrary.net/archive/index.html
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Subj:     Obama-Chaney Cartoon
          From: Mike Thompson, The Detroit Free Press for 10/19/2007
 Source: http://www.cagle.com/politicalcartoons/pccartoons
........./archives/thompson.asp?Action=GetImage

 This political cartoon about Barack Obama and Dick Cheney 
 being cousins is very cute.  Click below to view.

 http://jokelibrary.net/xOtherNtoZ/polit/polit-supp-cousins.html

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Subj:     Check This Out... Snake
          From: tom on 1/2/2008

 This 2.9 MB movie shows people who think a snake 
 is loose in the room.  Click below to view.

 http://jokelibrary.net/animals/d_to_z/z-oth-s-loose.html

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Subj:     What Every Man Wants In Bed
          From: tom on 1/2/2008

 This 970 KB movie is dumb and not worth your time.  If
 you still want to see it, click below.

 http://jokelibrary.net/people/f_men/m4-wants.html

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Subj:    Thousand Islands Of The St Lawrence
         From: darrellvip on 1/7/2008

 Absolutely breathtaking scenery.  Most of us have never visited 
 the thousand islands so you will enjoy the pictures. Also some 
 fantastic homes and of course Bolt Castle.  Click below to 
 view this beautiful PowerPoint Show.

 http://jokelibrary.net/nationalities/Canadian.html#islands
 
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Subj:     Holidays Tattooed On Thighs 
          From: FrankRoesc on 4/16/99 

 A Woman goes into a tattoo parlour and tells the tattoo 
 artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right 
 thigh right up just below her bikini line.  She also wants 
 him to put "Happy Thanksgiving" under the turkey.  So the 
 guy does it and it comes out looking real good.  The woman 
 then instructs him to put a Santa Claus with "Merry Christmas" 
 up on her left thigh. So the guy does it and it comes out 
 looking good too. 

 As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist 
 says "if you don't mind, could you tell me why you had me 
 put such unusal tattoos on your thighs?" 

 She says "I'm sick and tired of my husband complaining all 
 the time that there's nothing good to eat between Thanks- 
 giving and Christmas." 

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Subj:     You Know Your Italian When...
          From: LABLaughsClean on 1/3/2008 

 You know you're Italian when . . . You can bench press 
 325 pounds, shave twice a day and still cry when your 
 mother yells at you. 

 You carry your lunch in a produce bag because you can't 
 fit two cappicola sandwiches, 4 oranges, 2 bananas and 
 pizzelles into a regular lunch bag. 

 Your mechanic, plumber, electrician, accountant, travel 
 agent and lawyer are all your cousins. 

 You have at least 5 cousins living in the same town or on 
 the same block. All five of those cousins are named after 
 your grandfather or grandmother. 

 You are on a first name basis with at least 8 banquet hall 
 owners. 

 You only get one good shave from a disposable razor. 

 If someone in your family grows beyond 5' 9', it is 
 presumed his Mother had an affair. 

 There were more than 28 people in your bridal party. 

 You netted more than $50,000 on your first communion. 

 And you REALLY, REALLY know you're Italian when . . . . 

 Your grandfather had a fig tree. 

 You eat Sunday dinner at 2:00 

 Christmas Eve . . . only fish. 

 Your mom's meatballs are the best. 

 You've been hit with a wooden spoon or had a shoe 
 thrown at you. 

 Clear plastic covers on all the furniture. 

 You know how to pronounce 'manicotti' and 'mozzarella.' 

 You fight over whether it's called 'sauce' or 'gravy.' 

 You've called someone a 'mamaluke.' 

 And you understand 'bada bing'. 

 Why do Italians hate Jehovah's Witnesses? 
 Because Italians hate all witnesses. 

 Do you know why most men from Italy are named Tony? 
 On the boat over to America they put a sticker on them 
 that said TO NY.

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Subj:     Other Bridge Columns
          by Bobby Wolff 
          From: The Contra Costa Times

 As I read bridge columns that I like, I will store them
 on my web site for you to ponder.  Click below to read
 this column on keeping declarer off the board.

 http://jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/g2/a_bridge_column19.html

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