Subject: The
Sunday Morning Laughs #573
Date: 1/27/2007
"They say the seeds of what
we will do are in all of us,
but it always seemed to me
that in those who make jokes
in life the seeds are covered
with better soil and with
a higher grade of manure.
" -- Ernest Hemingway
Thanks for the great jokes you guys
keep sending. If
I haven’t sent out a certain joke
for four years, I am
now sending the best ones out a
second time.
Go to http://jokelibrary.net/a_joke_library.html
to read the great jokes you have
sent me through the years.
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Subj: Barack
Obama Speaks at Dr. King's Church
By Barack Obama on 1/20/2008
Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kf0x_TpDris
On the day before the Dr.
Martin Luther King, Jr. holiday, Senator
Barack Obama delivers a speech
to the congregation of Ebenezer
Baptist Church in Atlanta,
Georgia. You can hear and see the
speech at the source above,
or on my web site by clicking
below.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/nationalities/a_to_z/black2-speech.html
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Subj: The
Candidates
From: People Magazine
January Issue page 72
Click below to learn what
the candidates won't leave home
without.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherNtoZ/polit/polit-supp-candidates.html
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Subj: America's
Treasures, Our National Parks
From: aldavito on 1/11/2008
Source: http://mybeautifulamerica.com/nationalparks.htm
OldBlueWebDesign.com's movie
is not only beautiful, it also
helps support America's wounded
heroes. You can view at
the source above, or on my
web site by clicking below.
http://jokelibrary.net/xOtherNtoZ/nat/nat-supp-parks.html
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Subj: Friendship
Between Kids And Dogs
From: rfslick on 1/10/2008
This is adorable!! The
photographer did a great job of
matching up the kids and
dogs. You can view these seven
pictures on my web site by
clicking below.
http://jokelibrary.net/yNonJokes/thts/w-supp-dogs.html
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Subj: Don't
Buy Flip Flops From Wal-Mart!
From: darrellvip on 1/12/2008
Source: http://www.snopes.com/medical/toxins/flipflop.asp
Wal-Mart halted sales of Chinese-made
flip-flops after some
purchasers reported suffering
skin rashes or chemical burns.
Many products coming out
of China are now being recalled due
to unsafe materials used
to make products and keep the budget
at a low cost.
The Chinese are using some
strong but cheap chemical in the
manufacturing of clothing.
You can see the results by
clicking below2.
http://jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/b_to_e/clothing-flops.html
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Subj: Mom
Sells Rule-Breaking Son's Car
From: ginafm on 1/11/2008
Jan 9, 2008
Jane Hambleton has dubbed
herself the "meanest mom on the
planet."
After finding alcohol in her
son's car, she decided to sell
the car and share her 19-year-old's
misdeed with everyone —
by placing an ad in the local
newspaper.
The ad reads: "OLDS 1999 Intrigue.
Totally uncool parents
who obviously don't love
teenage son, selling his car. Only
driven for three weeks before
snoopy mom who needs to get a
life found booze under front
seat. $3,700/offer. Call
meanest mom on the planet."
Hambleton has heard from people
besides interested buyers
since recently placing the
ad in The Des Moines Register.
The 48-year-old from Fort
Dodge says she has fielded more
than 70 telephone calls from
emergency room technicians,
nurses, school counselors
and even a Georgia man who
wanted to congratulate her.
"The ad cost a fortune, but
you know what? I'm telling
people what happened here,"
Hambleton says. "I'm not just
gonna put the car for resale
when there's nothing wrong
with it, except the driver
made a dumb decision.
"It's overwhelming the number
of calls I've gotten from
people saying 'Thank you,
it's nice to see a responsible
parent.' So far there
are no calls from anyone saying,
'You're really strict. You're
real overboard, lady.'"
The only critic is her son,
who Hambleton says is "very,
very unhappy" with the ad
and claims the alcohol was left
by a passenger.
Hambleton believes her son
but has decided mercy isn't the
best policy in this case.
She says she set two rules when
she bought the car at Thanksgiving:
No booze, and always
keep it locked.
The car has been sold, but
Hambleton says she will continue
the ad for another week —
just for the feedback.
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Subj: The
Difference Between A Norwegian And A Canoe
From: LABLaughsClean on 1/7/2008
Lars, the bartender, asked
Ole, "Do ya know da difference
between a Norwegian and a
canoe?" "No, I don't," answered
Ole. "A canoe will sometimes
tip," explained Lars.
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Subj: Math
Prob. - Find Two Numbers
From: Puzzles And Brain Teasers on 1/11/2008
Source: http://www.apuzzlezone.com/adailypuzzle/01-11-08.html
My first is a number, my second
another. And each, I assure
you, will rhyme with the
other. My first you will find is
one-fifth of my second.
And truly my whole a long period
reckoned. Yet my first
and my second (nay, think not I
cozen), when added together
will make but two dozen.
How many am I?
The solution can be found
on my web site by clicking below.
http://jokelibrary.net/education/m_files/m4bS2-two_numbers.html
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