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Subject: The Sunday Morning Laughs #575
         Date: 2/10/2008
 

 "Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or
  a wig.  How many of them will own up to a lack of humor?" 
    -- Frank Moore Colby
 

Thanks for the great jokes you guys keep sending.  If
I havenít sent out a certain joke for four years, I am
now sending the best ones out a second time.
 

Go to http://jokelibrary.net/a_joke_library.html
to read the great jokes you have sent me through the years.
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Subj:     QUIZ: Test Your Candidate IQ
          From: AOL News on 2/5/2007
 Source: http://news.aol.com/elections/story/_a
........./super-tuesday-results-rolling-in/20080203121009990001

 Test your knowledge of the candidates by taking the twelve 
 question, multiple choice test.  If you get above a seven, 
 you know them better than me.  Click below to start.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherNtoZ/polit/polit-supp-cand_know.html

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Subj:     Somewhere Over The Rainbow
          From: darrellvip on 1/9/2008

 Connie sings in "Britain's got Talent" featuring Simon Cowell 
 as a judge.  Click below to view this 4,800 KB movie. 

 http://jokelibrary.net/education/m_files/mus-supp-somewhere.html

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Subj:     Texas Ditch Surfing
          From: rfslick on 1/18/2008
 Source: http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/859655/texas_ditch_surfing.swf

 This movie is guaranteed to bring a smile to your 
 redneck face.  Click below to view it.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/people/red/supp-ditch.html

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Subj:    Party In The Stomach
         From: tom on 1/17/2008

 This 5,700 KB movie is a very good comedy routine. 
 Click below to view it.

 http://jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/drinking/drink-supp-stomach.html

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Subj:     What Is A Grandparent
          From: rfslick on 1/17/2008

 These quotes are taken from papers written by a class of 
 8-year-olds.  You can read these cute thoughts by clicking 
 below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/people/f_eld/e3s-what.html

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Subj:    Hillary For President Bumper Sticker
         From: aldavito on 1/19/2008

 This politically incorrect bumper sticker is very funny. 
 Click below to view it.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherNtoZ/polit/clintonscdl2-bumper.html

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Subj:     A Good Answer By Sheriff Judd
          From: gordonschuk on 1/12/2008
 Source: http://www.snopes.com/crime/cops/judd.asp

 To read Sheriff Judd's answer to why the police shot a 
 suspect 68 times, click below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/occupations/p_files/pol-supp-judd.html

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From: RFSlick on 98-04-10

 What are the three biggest lies in Arkansas?
 1.  I got my high school diploma.
 2.  My truck is all paid for
 3.  No officer she's not my sister

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Subj:     Older Couple Get Romantic
          From: DoctorDebt on 3/4/2004 

 An older couple were lying in bed one night.  The husband 
 was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and 
 wanted to talk.  She said: "You used to hold my hand when 
 we were courting."  Wearily he reached across, held her 
 hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.  A few 
 moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss me. "Mildly 
 irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek 
 and settled down to sleep.  Thirty seconds later she said: 
 "Then you used to bite my neck."  Angrily, he threw back 
 the bed clothes and got out of bed. "Where are you going?" 
 she asked. "To get my teeth!" he replied. 

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Subj:     Common Phrases
          From: LABLaughsRiddles on 1/18/2008 

 Replace each word or words in parentheses with a one-word 
 synonym to decipher a common phrase. 

 1. (Diversity) is the (zest) of (existence). 

 2. (Training) (creates) (excellence). 

 3. (Adoration) is (sightless). 
 
 






Scroll down for the answer 





Here it comes 




1. Variety is the spice of life. 
2. Practice makes perfect. 
3. Love is blind.

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Subj:     Two Salors Talk About Girls
          From: Bawdy.Net Collage #210 on 97-11-16 

 Two sailors on shore leave are walking down the street. They
 spot a beautiful blonde, the first sailor asks his friend,
 "Have you ever slept with a blonde?" 

 The second sailor replies that he has. 

 First: "Have you ever slept with a brunette?" 

 Second: "Why yes, in fact, I've slept with brunettes on
 several occasions." 

 They walk on a little farther and see a gorgeous redhead
 who makes the other two women look dowdy. 

 First: "Have you ever slept with a redhead then?" 

 His companion looks at him and answers slowly, "Not a wink!" 

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