Subject: The
Sunday Morning Laughs #575c
Date: 2/10/2008
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Laughs’ at
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Subj: Underwear
Cops
From: rfslick on 1/18/2008
This 6,500 KB movie is funny
and cute. You can view it
on my web site by clicking
below.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/occupations/p_files/pol-supp-underwear.html
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Subj: Rocket
Man!
From: rfslick on 1/18/2008
What an amazing thing!
This Human Flying Jet Machine is
my hero. Click below
to view these twenty-four pictures.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/occupations/p_files/pilot-supp-rocket.html
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Subj: An
Eagle Family
From: rfslick on 1/18/2008
You can view these four, awesome
photos of an eagle family
by clicking below.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/animals/birds/birds-eagles.html
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Subj: Arab
Photo
From: WashingtonPost.com on 1/19/2008
Source: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/artsandliving
........./comics/king_bizarro.html?name=Bizarro
You can see this Bizarro Comic
Strip by clicking below.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/nationalities/a_to_z/arab-bizarro.html
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Subj: Two
Sodium Atoms
From: DafterLafter on 8/26/2004
There were these two sodium
atoms walking down the street,
the other day. They
run in to each other. One says to the
other, "Are you all right?"
"No, I lost an electron!" "Are
you sure?" "Yeah, I'm positive!"
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Subj: Top
11 Things Uttered by Yoda While Making Love
From: Bawdy.Net Collage #319 on 7/16/00
11. "Ahhh! Yoda's little
friend you seek!"
10. "Urm. Put a shield
on my saber I must."
9. "Feel the force!"
8. "Foreplay, cuddling --
a Jedi craves not these things."
7. "Down here, I am.
Find a ladder, I must!"
6. "Do me or do me not --
there is no try."
5. "Early must I rise.
Leave now you must!"
4. "Happens to every guy
sometimes this does."
3. "When 900 years old you
get, Viagra you need too, hmmmmm?"
2. "Ow, ow, OW! On
my ear you are!"
1. "Who's your Jedi master?
WHO'S your Jedi Master?"
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Subj: A
Baseball Riddle
From: mbucher on 1/28/2002
This riddle concerns three
elderly ladies, a large bottle
of Jack Daniels, and a baseball
game. You get to be the
detective.
The three ladies went to their
first baseball game. This
was something that was an
occasion of great excitement to
them. To add to the
excitement, they smuggled a bottle
of booze into the game, and
started immediately to enhance
the soft drinks they bought.
It was a good game.
There was a lot of action
on the field and a lot of action
in the stands. All
too soon, long before the game was over,
the bottle was nearly empty
and one lady was passed out in
her seat.
By now, you should have enough
information to be able to
tell how far along the game
is, and what the status of the
game is.
Don't scroll down until you
have an answer.
It's the bottom of the fifth,
the bags are loaded, and
there's one out.
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Subj: Other
Bridge Columns
by Phillip Alder
From: The Vallejo Times Herald
In this hand declarer shows
you how to eliminate a finesse.
Click below to read the column.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/g2/a_bridge_column23.html
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Subj: The
Two Over One System
From: BridgeClues.com on 1/23/2008
This wonderful web site has
daily problems if you click on
bidding which are more useful
than the daily columns in the
newspapers. Today's
hand #2547 has many excellent lessons
in it. The bidders
system is Two Over One. Click below to
test your skills at bridge.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/g2/a_bridge_column24.html
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