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Subject: The Sunday Morning Laughs #575c
         Date: 2/10/2008
 

You can also view old ‘Sunday Morning Laughs’ at
http://jokelibrary.net/archive/index.html
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Subj:     Underwear Cops
          From: rfslick on 1/18/2008

 This 6,500 KB movie is funny and cute.  You can view it 
 on my web site by clicking below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/occupations/p_files/pol-supp-underwear.html

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Subj:     Rocket Man!
          From: rfslick on 1/18/2008

 What an amazing thing!  This Human Flying Jet Machine is 
 my hero.  Click below to view these twenty-four pictures.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/occupations/p_files/pilot-supp-rocket.html

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Subj:     An Eagle Family
          From: rfslick on 1/18/2008

 You can view these four, awesome photos of an eagle family
 by clicking below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/animals/birds/birds-eagles.html

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Subj:     Arab Photo
          From: WashingtonPost.com on 1/19/2008 
 Source: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/artsandliving
........./comics/king_bizarro.html?name=Bizarro

 You can see this Bizarro Comic Strip by clicking below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/nationalities/a_to_z/arab-bizarro.html

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Subj:     Two Sodium Atoms
          From: DafterLafter on 8/26/2004

 There were these two sodium atoms walking down the street, 
 the other day.  They run in to each other.  One says to the 
 other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are 
 you sure?" "Yeah, I'm positive!"

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Subj:     Top 11 Things Uttered by Yoda While Making Love
          From: Bawdy.Net Collage #319 on 7/16/00

 11. "Ahhh!  Yoda's little friend you seek!"
 10. "Urm.  Put a shield on my saber I must."
  9. "Feel the force!"
  8. "Foreplay, cuddling -- a Jedi craves not these things."
  7. "Down here, I am.  Find a ladder, I must!"
  6. "Do me or do me not -- there is no try."
  5. "Early must I rise.  Leave now you must!"
  4. "Happens to every guy sometimes this does."
  3. "When 900 years old you get, Viagra you need too, hmmmmm?"
  2. "Ow, ow, OW!  On my ear you are!"
  1. "Who's your Jedi master?  WHO'S your Jedi Master?"

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Subj:     A Baseball Riddle
          From: mbucher on 1/28/2002 

 This riddle concerns three elderly ladies, a large bottle 
 of Jack Daniels, and a baseball game.  You get to be the 
 detective. 

 The three ladies went to their first baseball game.  This 
 was something that was an occasion of great excitement to 
 them.  To add to the excitement, they smuggled a bottle 
 of booze into the game, and started immediately to enhance 
 the soft drinks they bought.  It was a good game. 

 There was a lot of action on the field and a lot of action 
 in the stands.  All too soon, long before the game was over, 
 the bottle was nearly empty  and one lady was passed out in 
 her seat. 

 By now, you should have enough information to be able to 
 tell how far along the game is, and what the status of the 
 game is. 

 Don't scroll down until you have an answer. 
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

 It's the bottom of the fifth, the bags are loaded, and 
 there's one out. 

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Subj:     Other Bridge Columns
          by Phillip Alder
          From: The Vallejo Times Herald

 In this hand declarer shows you how to eliminate a finesse.
 Click below to read the column.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/g2/a_bridge_column23.html

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Subj:     The Two Over One System
          From: BridgeClues.com on 1/23/2008

 This wonderful web site has daily problems if you click on 
 bidding which are more useful than the daily columns in the 
 newspapers.  Today's hand #2547 has many excellent lessons 
 in it.  The bidders system is Two Over One.  Click below to
 test your skills at bridge.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/g2/a_bridge_column24.html

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