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Subject: The Sunday Morning Laughs #576c
         Date: 2/17/2008

You can also view old ‘Sunday Morning Laughs’ at
http://jokelibrary.net/archive/index.html
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Subj:     The Poop Song
          From: LABLaughsClean on 1/15/2008
 Source: http://www.toilette-humor.com/baby-song2.html

 These baby rappers sing about dirty diapers.  It is very 
 cute.  You can view it at the source above, or on my web 
 site by clicking below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/people/f_kids/k5-poop.html

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Subj:     I Just Don't Look Good Naked Anymore!
          From: rfslick on 1/24/2008
 Source: http://heraldnet.com/article/20071221/MULTIMEDIA/283841756

 Stan Boreson sings 'I just don’t look good naked anymore!' in 
 this movie.  You can view it at the source above, or on my 
 web site by clicking below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/people/o_files/nud-naked.html

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Subj:     Beer Cans, And Cigarettes In Space
          From: LABLaughsClean on 1/15/2008
 Source: http://www.redtractor-usa.com/Space_Debris.htm

 Scientists employed by the U.S. Strategic Command have 
 recently observed an increase in the amount of space 
 debris that they are charged with tracking.  You can 
 read this interesting space gossip at the source above, 
 or on my web site by clicking below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherNtoZ/space/ST2-beer_cans.html

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Subj:     The Snipe Game 
          From: FlashArcade.com on 1/25/2008
 Source: http://www.flasharcade.com/puzzle-games/snipe-game.html

 Your aim is to deflect the colored balls towards their 
 respective homes.  To play, either click on the source 
 above, or for a copy on my web site, click below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/g2/snipe.html

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Subj:     Cat Gets In Suitcase Before Flight
          From: ginafm on 1/24/2008
 Source: http://www.dailybreeze.com//ci_8061051?IADID=Search-www
..........dailybreeze.com-www.dailybreeze.com

 A kitten got into his owner's suitcase before a plane flight. 
 You can read about what happened at the source above, or on 
 my web site by clicking below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/animals/a_to_c/cats1-suitcase.html

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Subj:     Days Men Prefer Sex
          From: Joke-Of-The-Day.com on 2/12/99
      and From: ginafm on 1/23/2008

 A recent study was made to find out what days men prefer
 to have sex?  It was found that men preferred to engage
 in sexual activity on the days that started with "T":

 Tuesday Thursday Thanksgiving Today Tomorrow Thaturday and Thunday

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Subj:     Carnation Milk Contest
          From: gheckman on 1/21/2003 
      and From: tom on 1/21/2008 

 A woman had been married to a farmer all of her life. 
 They had cows and horses on their farm and also grew 
 a number of crops for sale at the local farmers market. 

 While shopping at the local grocery store for a few 
 items that she and her husband did not raise or grow 
 for themselves, she came across a contest form while 
 in the store. 

 So she completed the jingle and mailed it off to the 
 Carnation Milk Company in an effort to win a cash prize 
 which had been offered for the best entry regarding 
 those little cans of milk found on grocery shelves. 

 Carnation had furnished the first line of the jingle 
 with these words: "I like Carnation best of all ..." 
 and the submitter had only to complete the remainder 
 of the jingle on their entry form.  Each contestant 
 could only use 50 words or less. 

 A couple of months later, the woman was surprised when 
 a Carnation Milk representative came to her door and 
 told her that her entry was the best one submitted. 
 However it was unfortunate that the company could not 
 publish it. 

 In lieu of that later fact, they had decided that her 
 entry was worth at least a consolation award and 
 provided her with company check in the amount of 
 $1,000 for her creativity. 

 Here is her entry: 

 "I like Carnation best of all, 
  No tits to pull, no shit to haul 
  No barns to clean, no hay to pitch, 
  Just punch a hole in the son of a bitch."

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Subj:     Little Boy Has To "Powder His Nose"
          From: Grampsboyd on 11/7/2002 

 A little boy and girl are playing in a sandbox.  The little 
 boy has to go to take a pee and he was told by his mother 
 to always be polite and don't talk about private matters in 
 public. 

 At first he holds it in for a little while because he does 
 not know what to say to the little girl to excuse himself. 
 Then he remembers what his Mom had said at the restaurant 
 to excuse herself from the table.  So he turns to the little 
 girl and says "Will you excuse me I have to go powder my 
 nose".  And saying that he leaps out of the sandbox and runs 
 to the washroom. 

 When he comes back the little girl looks up at him and asks 
 "Did you powder your nose?" 

 "Yes" said the little boy stepping back into the sandbox. 

 "Well then" says the little girl, "You'd better close your 
 purse because your lipstick is hanging out." 

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Subj:     Other Bridge Columns
          by Phillip Alder
          From: The Vallejo Times Herald

 This hand discusses when you can open an eleven points.
 Click below to read the column.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/g2/a_bridge_column25.html

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Subj:     When To Check For A Slam
          From: BridgeClues.com on 1/26/2008

 This wonderful web site has daily problems if you click on 
 the bidding drop down menu.  Today's hand #5414 concerns when 
 you check for a slam and when you don't check.  Click below
 to see this bridge problem.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/g2/a_bridge_column26.html

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