Subject: The
Sunday Morning Laughs #579
Date: 3/9/2008
"Men will confess to treason,
murder, arson, false teeth, or
a wig. How many of
them will own up to a lack of humor?"
-- Frank Moore
Colby
Thanks for the great jokes you guys
keep sending. If
I haven’t sent out a certain joke
for four years, I am
now sending the best ones out a
second time.
Go to http://jokelibrary.net/a_joke_library.html
to read the great jokes you have
sent me through the years.
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Subj: Yes
We Can
By Will I Am of the Black-Eyed Peas on 2/23/2008
Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjXyqcx-mYY
"Yes We Can" is a music video
by Will.i.am of Black Eyed
Peas incorporating a speech
in New Hampshire by presidential
candidate Barack Obama.
It features a host of celebrity
cameos, including Scarlett
Johansson, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar,
Nick Cannon and Herbie Hancock.
Click on the source above,
or below to see it on my
web site.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherNtoZ/polit/polit-supp-yes.html
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Subj: No
You Can't
By Billionairs For Bush on 2/23/2008
Source: http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/yes+we+can/default.aspx
In response to the now-famous
"Yes We Can" Barack Obama
video, the people formerly
known as the Billionaires for
Bush have released "No You
Can't." We bet you didn't
know that our senior national
political correspondent
Brian Fairbanks was a Billionaire
for Bush. And he's
too shy to tell you that
he was a co-creator of this video.
Click on the source above,
or below to see it on my site.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherNtoZ/polit/polit-supp-no.html
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Subj: “Yes
We Can” - John McCain Vers.
by bhoughton on February 11th, 2008
Source: http://www.ourdigitalmusic.com/yes-we-can-music-video-john-mccain-version/
If you’ve seen the Wil.i.am
music video for Barak Obamha’s
“Yes We Can” speech, check
out this spoof with Republican
front runner John McCain
taking the lead. Click on the
source above, or below to
see it on my site.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherNtoZ/polit/polit-supp-McCain-yes.html
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Subj: Lemon
Slices in Drinks
From: rfslick on 2/15/2008
This 5,900 KB movie about
how dirty lemon slices are
on your drink. Click
below to view it.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/f_files/food-supp-lemon.html
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Subj: The
Bear And The Bridge
From: darrellvip on 2/13/2008
You can read this cute story
with six pictures on my site
by clicking below.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/animals/a_to_c/bears-bridge.html
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Subj: Garfield
On Success
From: Washington Post on 2/16/2008
Source: http://wpcomics.washingtonpost.com/client/wpc/ga/
You can view this cute comic
strip on my web site by
clicking below.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/yNonJokes/thoughts-learned-supp.html#garfield
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Subj: Mom
Finds Son's Bondage Magazine
From: Bawdy.Net Collage #317 on 6/5/00
One day, a mom was cleaning
her son's room and in the closet
she found a bondage S and
M magazine. This was highly
upsetting for her.
She hid the magazine until
his father got home and showed it
to him. He looked at
it and handed it back to her without
a word.
She finally asked him, " Well
what should we do about this?"
The dad looked at her and
said, "Well I don't think you should
spank him."
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Subj: Using
The Women's Tee
From: RFSlick on 5/23/2003
and From: tom on 2/20/2008
It was a sunny Saturday morning
on the first hole of
a busy course. I was
beginning my pre-shot routine,
visualizing my upcoming shot
when a voice came over
the Clubhouse speaker: "
Would the gentleman on the
women's tee back up to the
men's tee".
I could feel every eye on
the course looking at me. I
was still in my routine,
seemingly impervious to the
interruption. Again
came an announcement from the
Clubhouse. "Would the
man on the woman's tee kindly
back up to the men's tee".
I simply ignored the guy and
kept concentrating, when
once more the speaker blared
out its message. "Would
the man on the woman's tee,
please back up to the men's
tee". I finally stopped,
turned, looked through the
clubhouse window, directly
at the person with the
microphone, cupped my hands
over my mouth, and shouted
back. "Would the asshole
in the clubhouse kindly shut
up and let me play my second
shot."
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Subj: Husband
Can't Satisfy His Wife
From: Bawdy.Net Collage #313 on 11/11/1999
Fred himself unable to satisfy
his blonde wife. He tried
hundreds of methods but just
wasn't able to do the job. He
finally went to his best
friend and asked for advice. His
friend told him not to worry
because he knew a method that
was a 100% successful.
He says, "Hire a big strong
black man to stand near your bed
and waving a huge towel over
both of you while you are having
sex. This way your
wife will be stimulated and have an orgasm."
The guy hired the strong man,
but all efforts were in vain. He
went back to his friend and
told him what happened. So his
friend suggested that they
switch places.
"Why don't you wave the towel
while the strong man does the job
in bed," says the friend.
Poor Fred agreed, and said that he
would do anything to satisfy
his wife. He hired the same guy
again and this time they
traded positions. Naturally, the
blonde had a divine orgasm.
The husband leaned over to
the black guy and said, "You see!!
That's how you wave the fucking
towel!"
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Subj: Math
Prob. - Four Digit Number #2
From: Puzzles And Brain Teasers on 2/19/2008
Source: http://www.apuzzlezone.com/adailypuzzle/02-19-08.html
Find a four-digit number,
with four different digits, that
equal to the number formed
by its digits in descending order
minus the number formed by
its digits in ascending order.
The solution can be found
on my web site by clicking below.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/education/m_files/m4bS2-four_digit.html
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