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Subject: The Sunday Morning Laughs #579
         Date: 3/9/2008
 

 "Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or
  a wig.  How many of them will own up to a lack of humor?" 
    -- Frank Moore Colby
 

Thanks for the great jokes you guys keep sending.  If
I haven’t sent out a certain joke for four years, I am
now sending the best ones out a second time.
 

Go to http://jokelibrary.net/a_joke_library.html
to read the great jokes you have sent me through the years.
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Subj:     Yes We Can
          By Will I Am of the Black-Eyed Peas on 2/23/2008
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjXyqcx-mYY

 "Yes We Can" is a music video by Will.i.am of Black Eyed 
 Peas incorporating a speech in New Hampshire by presidential 
 candidate Barack Obama.  It features a host of celebrity 
 cameos, including Scarlett Johansson, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, 
 Nick Cannon and Herbie Hancock.  Click on the source above, 
 or below to see it on my web site.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherNtoZ/polit/polit-supp-yes.html

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Subj:     No You Can't
          By Billionairs For Bush on 2/23/2008
 Source: http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/tags/yes+we+can/default.aspx

 In response to the now-famous "Yes We Can" Barack Obama 
 video, the people formerly known as the Billionaires for 
 Bush have released "No You Can't."  We bet you didn't 
 know that our senior national political correspondent 
 Brian Fairbanks was a Billionaire for Bush.  And he's 
 too shy to tell you that he was a co-creator of this video. 
 Click on the source above, or below to see it on my site.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherNtoZ/polit/polit-supp-no.html

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Subj:     “Yes We Can” - John McCain Vers.
          by bhoughton on February 11th, 2008
 Source: http://www.ourdigitalmusic.com/yes-we-can-music-video-john-mccain-version/

 If you’ve seen the Wil.i.am music video for Barak Obamha’s 
 “Yes We Can” speech, check out this spoof with Republican 
 front runner John McCain taking the lead.  Click on the 
 source above, or below to see it on my site.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherNtoZ/polit/polit-supp-McCain-yes.html

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Subj:     Lemon Slices in Drinks
          From: rfslick on 2/15/2008

 This 5,900 KB movie about how dirty lemon slices are 
 on your drink.  Click below to view it.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/f_files/food-supp-lemon.html

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Subj:     The Bear And The Bridge
          From: darrellvip on 2/13/2008

 You can read this cute story with six pictures on my site 
 by clicking below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/animals/a_to_c/bears-bridge.html

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Subj:     Garfield On Success
          From: Washington Post on 2/16/2008 
 Source: http://wpcomics.washingtonpost.com/client/wpc/ga/

 You can view this cute comic strip on my web site by
 clicking below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/yNonJokes/thoughts-learned-supp.html#garfield
 

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Subj:     Mom Finds Son's Bondage Magazine
          From: Bawdy.Net Collage #317 on 6/5/00
 One day, a mom was cleaning her son's room and in the closet
 she found a bondage S and M magazine.  This was highly
 upsetting for her.

 She hid the magazine until his father got home and showed it
 to him.  He looked at it and handed it back to her without
 a word.

 She finally asked him, " Well what should we do about this?"

 The dad looked at her and said, "Well I don't think you should
 spank him."

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Subj:     Using The Women's Tee
          From: RFSlick on 5/23/2003
      and From: tom on 2/20/2008

 It was a sunny Saturday morning on the first hole of
 a busy course.  I was beginning my pre-shot routine,
 visualizing my upcoming shot when a voice came over
 the Clubhouse speaker: " Would the gentleman on the
 women's tee back up to the men's tee".

 I could feel every eye on the course looking at me.  I
 was still in my routine, seemingly impervious to the
 interruption.  Again came an announcement from the
 Clubhouse.  "Would the man on the woman's tee kindly
 back up to the men's tee".

 I simply ignored the guy and kept concentrating, when
 once more the speaker blared out its message.  "Would
 the man on the woman's tee, please back up to the men's
 tee".  I finally stopped, turned, looked through the
 clubhouse window, directly at the person with the
 microphone, cupped my hands over my mouth, and shouted
 back. "Would the asshole in the clubhouse kindly shut
 up and let me play my second shot."

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Subj:     Husband Can't Satisfy His Wife
          From: Bawdy.Net Collage #313 on 11/11/1999

 Fred himself unable to satisfy his blonde wife. He tried
 hundreds of methods but just wasn't able to do the job.  He
 finally went to his best friend and asked for advice.  His
 friend told him not to worry because he knew a method that
 was a 100% successful.

 He says, "Hire a big strong black man to stand near your bed
 and waving a huge towel over both of you while you are having
 sex.  This way your wife will be stimulated and have an orgasm."

 The guy hired the strong man, but all efforts were in vain.  He
 went back to his friend and told him what happened.  So his
 friend suggested that they switch places.

 "Why don't you wave the towel while the strong man does the job
 in bed," says the friend.  Poor Fred agreed, and said that he
 would do anything to satisfy his wife.  He hired the same guy
 again and this time they traded positions.  Naturally, the
 blonde had a divine orgasm.

 The husband leaned over to the black guy and said, "You see!!
 That's how you wave the fucking towel!"

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Subj:     Math Prob. - Four Digit Number #2
          From: Puzzles And Brain Teasers on 2/19/2008 
 Source: http://www.apuzzlezone.com/adailypuzzle/02-19-08.html

 Find a four-digit number, with four different digits, that 
 equal to the number formed by its digits in descending order 
 minus the number formed by its digits in ascending order. 
 

 The solution can be found on my web site by clicking below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/education/m_files/m4bS2-four_digit.html

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