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Subject: The Sunday Morning Laughs #579b
         Date: 3/9/2008

Subj:     Strength In Poland
          From: ginafm on 2/25/2008
 Source: http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ewc0srSKj78

 This movie is a very impressive demonstration of strength. 
 You can view it at the source above, or on my web site 
 by clicking below.


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Subj:     Home Depot Hot Dogs
          From: cappucinid on 2/25/2008

 In this movie Larry the Cable Guy discusses eating hot 
 dogs at the Home Depot.  Click below to view the movie.


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Subj:     Round The World Saga of the "Pacific Clipper"
          From: rfslick on 2/20/2008
 Source: http://www.expressjetpilots.com/the-pipe/crew-room

 You can read this fascinating account of an unplanned trip 
 around the world by a PanAm crew who got caught by the 
 outbreak of WWII by clicking below.


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Subj:     Dirty Valentine Card #2
          From: darrellvip on 2/14/2008

 You can read this cute, dirty card by clicking below.


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Subj:     Foolish Trivia
          From: The Contra Costa Times on 2/25/2008

 Can you name these two well-known companies.  Click below 
 to test your skills.


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Subj:     How To Hypnotize A Man
          From: tom on 2/26/2008
 Source: http://vili.us/hypno.html

 How to hypnotize a man and keep him entertained for hours. 
 Clickon the source above, or below to start on my web site.


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Subj:     Horsey Ride!
          From: thebartend on 11/01/1999

 Little Johnny is passing his parents' bedroom in the middle
 of the night, in search of a glass of water.  Hearing a lot
 of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his folks
 in The Act.

 Before dad can even react, Little Johnny exclaims "Oh, boy!
 Horsey ride!

 Daddy, can I ride on your back?"

 Daddy, relieved that Johnny's not asking more uncomfortable
 questions, and seeing the opportunity not to break his stride,
 agrees.  Johnny hops on and daddy starts going to town.

 Pretty soon mommy starts moaning and gasping.  Johnny cries
 out "Hang on tight, Daddy!  This is the part where me and the
 milkman usually gets bucked off!"

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Subj:     Nortel vs. Budweiser
          From: coreymac on 9/24/2001
      and From: tom on 2/13/2008

 If you bought $1000 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it
 would now be  worth $49.  With Enron, you would have $16.50
 of the original $1,000.00.  With Worldcom, you would have
 less than $5.00 left.

 If you bought $1000 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the
 stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, and traded in the
 cans for the nickel deposit, you would have $79.

 Based on the above, my current investment advice is to
 drink heavily and recycle.  This is a new retirement
 program, I call it the 401Keg.

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Subj:     New Golf Term
          From: tom on 2/20/2008 

 Four retired geezers came into the pro shop after playing 
 18 holes of golf.  They were a bit exhausted.  The pro 
 asked, "Did you gents have a good game today?" 

 The first old feller said, "Oh, I had three riders today." 

 The second bent over guy said, "I had the most riders ever. 
 I had five." 

 The third old man said, "I did about the same.  I had seven 
 riders, the same as last time." 

 The last ancient sport said, "I beat my old record.  I had 
 12 riders today. 

 Aren't you fellers proud of me?" 

 After they went into the men's locker room, an elderly lady 
 club member that had heard the old gents telling of their 
 game went to the pro and said, "I have been playing golf here 
 for 40 years and thought I knew all the terminology of the 
 game..... but what in the world is a rider?" 

 The pro said, "A rider is when you hit the ball far enough 
 to get in the golf cart and ride to it."

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Subj:     Short Jokes That Made Me Laugh Or Smile

Subj:     Survey About Women's Asses
          From: Joke-Of-The-Day on 2/14/2002

 "In a survey, 80 percent of women thought their ass was too 
 fat, 15 percent said their ass was too thin and the other 
 five per cent said they didn't care they would have married 
 him anyway!!"

From: darrellvip on 2/20/2008

 When I was born , God gave me 2 choices .. 
 1:    I could have a great memory ... 
 2:   or....I could be great in bed ... 
 SHIT  ! 
 Now I forgot what I was going to tell you ..

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Calvin in Sunglasses from