"They say the seeds of what we will do are in all of us,
 but it always seemed to me that in those who make jokes
 in life the seeds are covered with better soil and with
 a higher grade of manure. "  -- Ernest Hemingway
 

Thanks for the great jokes you guys keep sending.  If
I haven’t sent out a certain joke for four years, I am
now sending the best ones out a second time.
 

Go to http://jokelibrary.net/a_joke_library.html
to read the great jokes you have sent me through the years.
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Subj:     Inside the Space Station
          From: darrellvip on 3/20/2008

 This 6,600 KB movie about life inside the space station is 
 awesome.  Show this movie to a middle school class and they 
 will all want to be astronauts.  Click below to view it.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherNtoZ/space/ST-inside.html

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Subj:     Faith The Two Legged Dog
          From: rfslick on 3/9/2008 
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZsV4R3XJKk

 This is the amazing story of Faith the two legged dog. 
 You can see the video at the source above, or on my 
 web site by clicking below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/animals/d_to_z/dog-supp-faith.html

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Subj:     The Energy Non-Crisis
          From: rfslick on 3/18/2008
 Source: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3340274697167011147

 Lindsey Williams talks about his first hand knowledge of 
 Alaskan oil reserves larger than any on earth.  Lindsey 
 talks about how the oil companies and U.S. government won't 
 send it through the pipeline for U.S. citizens to use.  The 
 video is long, but well worth seeing at the above source.

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 Subj:     30-Second Bunny Theater Library
          From: ginafm on 3/21/2008
 Source: http://www.angryalien.com/

 The 30-Second Bunnies Theater Library, in which a troupe
 of bunnies parodies a collection of movies by re-enacting
 them in 30 seconds.  Click on the above source to view
 these classics movies in 30 seconds.

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Subj:     Bride And Groom Each Have A Secret
          From: KMacinty on 02/11/2000 

 A young couple decided to wed.  As the big day approached, 
 they grew apprehensive.  Each had a problem they had never 
 before shared with anyone, not even each other. 

 The Groom-to-be, overcoming his fear, decided to ask his 
 father for advice.  "Father," he said, "I am deeply concerned 
 about the success of my marriage.  I love my fiance, very 
 much, but you see, I have very smelly feet, and I'm afraid 
 that my future wife will be put off by them." 

 "No problem," said dad, "all you have to do is wash your feet 
 as often as possible, and always wear socks, even to bed." 

 Well, to him this seemed a workable solution. 

 The bride-to-be, overcoming her fear, decided to take her 
 problem up her mom.  "Mom," she said, "When I wake up in the 
 morning my breath is truly awful." 

 "Honey," her mother consoled, "everyone has bad breath in 
 the morning." 

 "No, you don't understand.  My morning breath is so bad, I'm 
 afraid  that my new husband will not want to sleep in the 
 same room with me." 

 Her mother said simply, "Try this.  In the morning, get 
 straight out of bed, and head for the bathroom and brush 
 your teeth.  The key is, not to say a word until you've 
 brushed your teeth.  Not a word," her mother affirmed. 

 Well, she thought it was certainly worth a try. 

 The loving couple were finally married in a beautiful 
 ceremony.  Not forgetting the advice each had received, 
 he with his perpetual socks and she with her morning 
 silence, they managed quite well.  That is, until about 
 six months later. 

 Shortly before dawn, the husband wakes with a start to 
 find that one of his socks had come off.  Fearful of the 
 consequences, he frantically searches the bed. 

 This, of course, woke his bride and without thinking, she 
 immediately asks, "What on earth are you doing?" 

 "Oh, no!" he gasped in shock, "You've swallowed my sock!" 

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Subj:     States Names Puzzle
          From: Puzzles And Brain Teasers on 3/18/2008 
 Source: http://www.apuzzlezone.com/adailypuzzle/03-18-08.html

 Each person lives in a state that can be spelled by 
 rearranging the letters of that Person's name. 
 Where do they live? 

      Roy Kewn 
      Nora I. Charlton 
      Colin A. Fair 
      Dora K. Hatton 
      Earl Wade 
      Hilda D. Rosen 
      A. K. Barnes 
      J. R. Sweeney 

 The solution can be found on my web site by clicking below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherNtoZ/nat/st-supp-names.html

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Subj:     LOGIC PROBLEM - Pink, White, And Blue
          From: Puzzles And Brain Teasers on 3/20/08 
 Source: http://www.apuzzlezone.com/adailypuzzle/03-21-08.html

 Blue always answers a question truthfully; a White always 
 lies; a Pink, answering two or more questions, tells the 
 truth and lies alternately; his first answer, however, may 
 be either truthful or otherwise. 

 A visitor to the islands approached a group of three natives, 
 whose names were Mr. Pink, Mr. White, and Mr. Blue.  One was 
 known to be a Pink, one a White, one a Blue.  Taking Mr. Pink 
 aside, the visitor put some questions to him. 

 "Mr. Pink," he said, "are you the Pink, the White, or the Blue?" 

 "I am the Pink, sir." 

 "And Mr. White?" 

 "He is the White." 

 "So Mr. Blue is the Blue?" 

 "Obviously." 

 Is Mr. Blue the Blue? If not, what is he? 

 The solution can be found on my web site by clicking below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/education/m_files/m4bS2-pink.html

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Laughing Smiley from flovilla on 9/23/2005