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Subject: The Sunday Morning Laughs #582b
         Date: 3/30/2008
 

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Subj:     Tibetan Personality Test II
          From: ginafm on 3/20/2008
 Source: http://memoriter.net/flash/test.html

 This four question test is quite revealing about your
 values.  You can take the test at the source above,
 or on my web site by clicking below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/words/q_to_w/tests2-tibet.html

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Subj:     Dangling Restaurant
          From: ginafm on 3/14/2008

 This restaurant dangling 165 feet in the air is amazing. 
 Click below to view these eleven pictures.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/f_files/food-supp-sky.html

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From: AFine963 on 3/21/2008

 Do you know why elephants paint their toenails red?

 No, why?

 So that no one will see them sitting in the cherry trees.
 
 But I've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree!
 
 Precisely!

 Click below to view an elephant in a tree.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/animals/d_to_z/elephant-tree.html

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Subj:     Native American And Our Flag
          From: ft.apache on 3/21/2008

 This picture of a native American and the U.S. flag was 
 so moving to my soul that I included it on my site. 
 Click below to view it.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/nationalities/a_to_z/indian-flag.html

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Subj:     Frank and Ernest on  
          "Why the Chicken Crossed the Road" (S582b - chicken) 
          From: WashingtonPost on 3/22/2008
 Source: http://members.comics.com/members/common
........./affiliateArchive.do?site=washpost&comic=franknernest

 You can view this cute comic strip on Easter and why the 
 chicken crossed the road on my site by clicking below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/animals/birds-chicken.html#frank

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Subj:     Democratic Dilemma
          From: tom on 3/11/2008 

 The Democratic Party has a crisis of monumental 
 proportions; They don't know whether to vote for 
 the "Nut" with two Boobs or the "Boob" with two Nuts.

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Subj:     What Women Think About Their Ass
          From: mombear1 on 11/18/2002
      and From: tom on 3/14/2008

  85% of women think their ass is too big...

  10% of women think their ass is too little...

  The other 5% say that they don't care.  They love him,
  and that's why they married him anyway.

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Subj:     Chinese Wedding Night
          From: coreymac on 11/26/2002 

 A Chinese couple gets married-and she's a virgin.  Truth 
 be told, he is none too experienced either.  On the wedding 
 night, she covers naked under the bed sheets as her husband 
 undresses.  He climbs in next to her and tries to be 
 reassuring: "My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firs time 
 and you berry frighten.  I pomise you, I give you anyting 
 you want, I do anyting - jus anyting you want, you say. 
 Whatchou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which 
 he hopes will impress his virgin bride. 

 A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and 
 eagerly) for her request.  She eventually replies shyly and 
 unsure, "I want . numba 69. 

 More thoughtful silence, this time from him.  Eventually, 
 in a puzzled tone he queries.............. "You want... 
 Beef wif Broccori?"

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Subj:     Dad Explains Politics
          From: V-lewis on 97-04-29
      and From: chrisdaddyg on 3/14/2008

 Son:  "Dad, I have to do a special report for school; can
       I ask you a question?"

 Dad:  "Sure, son, what's the question?"

 Son:  "What is politics?"

 Dad:  "Well, let's take our home for example.  I am the
       wage earner, so let's call me Management.  Your
       mother is the administrator of the money, so we'll
       call her Government.  We take Care of you and your
       needs, so let's call you The People.  We'll call
       the maid The Working Class and your baby brother
       we'll call The Future.  Do you understand?"

 Son:  "I'm not really sure, Dad.   I'll have to think
       about it."

 That night, awakened by his baby brother's crying, the
 boy went to see what was wrong.  Discovering the baby
 had seriously soiled his diaper, the son went to his
 parent's room and found his mother sound asleep.  He
 then went to the maid's room where, peeking through the
 keyhole, he saw his father in bed with the maid.  The
 boy's knocking went totally unheard by his father and
 the maid, so the boy returned to his room and went back
 to sleep.

 THE NEXT MORNING:

 Son:  "Dad, now I think I understand politics."

 Dad:  "That's great, son.  Explain it to me in your
       own words."

 Son:  "Well, Dad, while Management is screwing The
       Working Class, the Government is sound asleep.
       The People are being completely ignored and
       The Future is full of SHIT!!!"

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Subj:     Quotations By Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
          From: smiles on 12/28/1999

On Knowledge
 - "Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex,
    and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot
    of courage -- to move in the opposite direction."
 - From: LABLaughs@LABLaughs.com on 3/12/2002 (S267c)
   "I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my
    imagination. Imagination is more important than knowledge.
    Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world."
      -- Einstein.
 - "The only real valuable thing is intuition."
 - "Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not
    simpler."
 - "Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired
    by age eighteen."
 - "The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your
    sources."
 - "The only thing that interferes with my learning is my
    education."
 - "The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity
    has its own reason for existing."

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Subj:     Short Jokes That Made Me Laugh Or Smile

From the book "Teacher Laughs" by Allen Klein
               Gramercy Books, New York

 When a teacher calls a boy by his entire name,
 it means trouble.  -- Mark Twain
 

From the book "Teacher Laughs" by Allen Klein
               Gramercy Books, New York

 Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't
 believe the kids should be given homework.  -- Bill Cosby

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Smiley and eyebrows from
Imogenelumen on 12/17/2003

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