Subject: The
Sunday Morning Laughs #583c
Date: 4/6/2008
You can also view old ‘Sunday Morning
Laughs’ at
http://jokelibrary.net/archive/index.html
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Subj: Song
"But I Could Be Wrong"
From: LABLaughsAdult on 3/20/2008
Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-5d5IfdYK4
A video about celebrities
that we all can't stand, to the
music of Tim Wilson and his
song titled "But I Could Be
Wrong." You can see
this funny video at the source above,
or on my web site by clicking
below.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/education/m_files/mus-supp-wrong.html
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Subj: Granny
And The Air Bag
From: hellgunner50 on 3/22/2008
Source http://www.sonnyradio.com/GrannyAirBag.html
A lady was video taping her
son riding a skate board when
her attention switched to
an old woman trying to cross the
street. It is the best
direct hit we've have seen in some
time. Turn your sound
up and you can hear the lady that
is taping also giggling as
she records the event. Priceless.
You can view the video at
the source above, or on my web
site by clicking below.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/people/f_eld/e2s-airbag.html
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Subj: Brain
Teaser 13b - Six Glasses
From: LABLaughsClean on 3/21/08
Source: http://www.ezines4all.com/fun/qa/q4.htm
You can view and solve this
easy, cute puzzle at the source
above, or on my web site
by clicking below.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/yNonJokes/BrainTeasers.html#glasses
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Subj: Another
Foolish Trivia
From: The Contra Costa Times on March 24,2008
This is another “Name That
Company” which asks very easy
questions about a famous
company. Click below to play.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/occupations/b_to_l
./job-stuff-supp-trivia.html#march_24
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Subj: Telling
Polish Jokes In A Bar
From: collins2 on 7/3/00
A few nights ago a few friends
and I were in a bar, telling
all the polish jokes we knew;
boy what a feast! Anyway, I
ducked into the restroom
. While I was in there, this big
guy came in and said to me,
"Hey pal, I'm Polish and I don't
like you telling all those
Polish jokes!" So I said, "Well,
they're not against you,
pal, just against anyone in Poland."
"My mother is in Poland!"
He screams, and pulls out a razor.
Boy was I scared! I was sure
he would have killed me if he
had found a place to plug
it in!
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Subj: Little
Johnny Scares Little Marry
LABLaughsAdult on 3/21/2008
Little Johnny and Little Mary
were walking home from school
one day. As they walked along,
they saw two dogs knotted up
along side the road,doing
it, well, doggy style.
"What are they doing, Johnny?"
Mary asked. Well, Little
Johnny, being a man of the
world for all his 12 years, knew
what they were doing but
was embarrassed to say it, so he
said, "Well, he's scaring
her." Little Mary said, "Oh."
They walked a little farther,
and Little Mary said, "Scare
me, Little Johnny." Well,
Little Johnny thought, "What the
Hell." So he took her into
the bushes and "scared" her.
After they were finished,
they started walking home again.
Pretty soon,they walked past
a stallion mounting a mare in
the field. "What are they
doing, Little Johnny ?", she asked.
"Well, he's scaring her."
So LittleMary said, "Scare me
again, Johnny." Well, Little
Johnny took her into the bushes
and "scared" her again.
After they were finished,
they started walking home again.
Pretty soon,you guessed it,
they saw a bull and a heifer in
the field, going at it.
"What are they doing, Little
Johnny?" she innocently (?)
asked again. "Well, he's
scaring her" Little Johnny said
once again. After a few more
minutes of walking, Little Mary
said, "Scare me again, Little
Johnny."
Now Little Johnny, being a
little tired by now, had just
about had enough, so he yelled
out,
"Boo, damn it, boo!"
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Subj: Terrible
Disaster
From: mbucher on 98-04-02
From: RFSlick on 99-02-17
Poland's Worst Air Disaster
occurred today when a small two-
seater Cessna 152 plane crashed
into a cemetery early this
afternoon in central Poland.
Polish search and rescue workers
have recovered 326 bodies
so far and expect that number
to climb as digging continues
into the evening.
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Subj: Resort
Won't Rent Room To Jewish Lady
From: LABLaughs.com on 3/19/2003
Many years ago, a Jewish lady
named Mrs. Rosenberg was
stranded late one night at
a fashionable resort on Cape
Cod -- one that did not admit
Jews.
The desk clerk looked down
at his book and said, "Sorry,
no room. The hotel is full."
The Jewish lady said, "But
your sign says that you have
vacancies." The desk
clerk stammered and then said curtly,
"You know that we do not
admit Jews. Now if you will try
the other side of town..."
Mrs. Rosenberg stiffened
noticeably and said, "I'll
have you know I converted to
your religion."
The desk clerk said, "Oh,
yeah, let me give you a little
test. How was Jesus
born?"
Mrs. Rosenberg replied, "He
was born to a virgin named Mary
in a little town called Bethlehem."
"Very good," replied the hotel
clerk. "Tell me more."
Mrs. Rosenberg replied, "He
was born in a manger."
"That's right," said the hotel
clerk. "And why was he born
in a manger?"
Mrs. Rosenberg said loudly,
"Because a jerk like you in the
hotel wouldn't give a Jewish
lady a room for the night!"
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Subj: Brazil's
Anti-Smoking Campaign
From: jerry on 2/5/2002
It was supposed to REDUCE
the sale of cigarettes, but the
net effect is that it is
INCREASING the sale of cigarettes.
When Brazil put graphic photos,
depicting physical problems
caused by smoking, like deformed
babies, on cigarette
packages they expected to
put people off smoking. But
collecting all the packages
with all the different designs
has sparked an increase in
cigarette sales.
The most popular pack is the
one depicting a man suffocating.
Ananova 30-Jan-02
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Subj: Finding
A Bid
From: BridgeClues.com on 3/23/2008
This wonderful web site has
daily problems if you click on
the bidding drop down menu.
Today's hand #2702 discusses
finding out if partner has
a stopper in the opponent's suit.
Click below to see this bridge
problem.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/g2/a_bridge_column39.html
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