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Subject: The Sunday Morning Laughs #584b
         Date: 4/13/2008

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Subj:     Job Marker 2009
          From: rfslick on 3/28/2008

 This cute, silly movie can be seen on my web site by 
 clicking below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/occupations/b_to_l/jobs-supp-market.html

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Subj:     11 UFO Photos
          From: AOL News on 3/30/2008

 Source: http://news.aol.com/story/_a/ufo-photos-draw-national-
.........attention/20080329224209990001?ncid=NWS00010000000001

 The tiny beach town of Capitola, Calif., is buzzing about a 
 mysterious object that appears to have been photographed on 
 May 16 of last year.  Someone using the name Raji posted 
 images on the Web site Craigslist, answered a few questions 
 from UFO hunters around the world, and then just disappeared 
 into cyberspace. 

 You can view these eleven UFO photos at the above source, or 
 on my web site by clicking below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/people/a_files/alien-ufo.html

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Subj:     Drawing Of Two Old Ladies
          From: LABLaughsClean on 3/28/2008
 Source: http://www.lablaughs.com/clean_toon.php?id=C20050302

 I like this drawing of two old ladies so I put it on 
 my web site.  Click on the above source, or below to 
 view the drawing.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/people/f_eld/e2s-drawing.html

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Subj:     Doctor Needs Work
          From: LABLaughsClean on 3/17/08
 Source: http://www.lablaughs.com/clean_toon.php?id=C20050204

 You can see this cute cartoon strip at the above source, 
 or on my web site by clicking below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/occupations/b_to_l/doc-supp-work.html

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Subj:     Montana State Trooper
          From: LABLaughsClean on 4/2/2008
 Source: http://www.lablaughs.com/clean_toon.php?id=C20070819

 You can read this cute story of a police arrest at the above
 source, or on my web site by clicking below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/occupations/p_files/pol-supp-Montana.html

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Subj:     Will Husban Remarry?
          From: LABLaughsAdult on 3/19/2008

 Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when 
 the Wife looks over at him and asks the question.

 WIFE: "What would you do if I died?  Would you get married 
       Again?"
 HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

 WIFE: "Why not?  Don't you like being married?"
 HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

 WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
 HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

 WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)

 HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
 

 WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
 HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

 WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
 HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

 WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
 HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

 WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
 HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do"

 WIFE: "Would you give her my jewellery?"
 HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

 WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?"
 HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."

 WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?"
 HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

 WIFE: -- silence --
 HUSBAND: "SHIT."

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Subj:     Short Lesbian Question-Answer Jokes
          From: my web site on 4/2/2008
 Source: http://www.jokelibrary.net/sex/gays.html#short_lesbian

 Q: What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? 
 A: Fur traders. 

 Q: What do you call a shed full of Lesbians ? 
 A: A Lickerbarn. 

 Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other? 
 A: Well I'll be damned....we DO taste like chicken! 

 Q: Did you hear that Nike is coming out with a new 
    shoe for lesbian track stars? 
 A: They're called Dikes, have a extra long tongue, 
    and you can get them off with one finger. 

 Q: How do you know lesbian carpenters built your house? 
 A: All the joints are tongue in groove and it has no studs. 

 Q: What do you call an Irish lesbian? 
 A: A gaelic. 

 Q: What's the lesbians motto? 
 A: Tastes great, less filling. 

 Q: What do two lesbians do when have their period? 
 A: Fingerpainting. 

 Q: What do you call 100 heavily armed lesbians? 
 A: Militia Etheridge. 

 Q: How many lesbians does it take to change a lighbulb? 
 A: Is that supposed to be funny, pig? 

 Q: What do you get when you add a million lesbians 
    to the Million man march? 
 A: TWO million people who don't do dick! 

 Q: What's the difference between a Lebanese Woman, and a catfish? 
 A: One's got fatlips and whiskers, and the other one is a fish.

 Q: What do you call a lesbian eskimo? 
 A: A klondyke. 

 Q: What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? 
 A: Well hung. 

 Q: What's the difference between a Wheat Thin and a lesbian? 
 A: A Wheat Thin is a snack cracker.... 

 Q: Know what one lesbian vampire said to another lesbian vampire? 
 A: "See you next month!" 

 Q: What is the leading cause in death with lesbians? 
 A: Hair balls. 

 Q: What's the difference between a lesbian finger- 
    fucking a blonde and a Schwinn at the side of the road? 
 A: One's a bike in a ditch, and the other's.... 

 Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch? 
 A: She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons. 

 Q: What do you call an Irish lesbian? 
 A: Gaylick. 

 Q: What do you call a truck load of vibrators? 
 A: Toys for Twats. 

 Q: Why do lesbians like to have gay male friends? 
 A: Someone has to do the cooking! 

 Q: Why do gay men like to have lesbian friends? 
 A: Someone has to mow the yard. 

 Q: How many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb? 
 A: 2 if they're small enough (think about that one for a minute!) 

 Q: What do you call lesbian twins? 
 A: Lick-a-likes.

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Subj:     Short Jokes That Made Me Laugh Or Smile

From: LABLaughsClean on 3/28/2008

 "They do not love who do not show their love."
    -- William Shakespeare

 "What do we live for, if it is not to make life less 
  difficult for each other?"  -- George Eliot

 "If you have made mistakes, there is always another 
  chance for you. You may have a fresh start any moment you 
  choose, for this thing we call failure is not the falling 
  down, but the staying down."  -- Mary Pickford

 "I never guess.  It is a capital mistake to theorize before 
 one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit 
 theories, instead of theories to suit facts." 
   -- Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

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