Subject: The
Sunday Morning Laughs #584c
Date: 4/13/2008
You can also view old ‘Sunday Morning
Laughs’ at
http://jokelibrary.net/archive/index.html
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Subj: Driving
Dog Prank
From: RDobry on 4/1/2008
Source: http://video.yahoo.com/watch/1434223/4928220
This postal dog not only delivers
your mail, but he drives
and gives directions!
You can view this movie at the above
source, or on my web site
by clicking below.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/occupations/mail/dog.html
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Subj: Airline
Beauties
From: rfslick on 4/1/2008
These fifteen pictures of
airplane accidents are
impressive. Click below
to view them on my site.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherNtoZ/plane/supp-beauties.html
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Subj: Another
Foolish Trivia
From: The Contra Costa Times on March 24,2008
This is another “Name That
Company” which asks very easy
questions about a famous
company. Click below to play.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/occupations/b_to_l
./job-stuff-supp-trivia.html#march_31
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Subj: Hunting
Trophies
From: LABLaughsAdult on 3/18/2008
Source: http://www.buffalosjokes.com/11212.htm
You can view this cute cartoon
about hunting trophies
at the above source, or on
my site by clicking below.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/sports/a_to_z/hunt-trophies.html
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Subj: Frog
To Horse
From: LABLaughsClean on 4/2/2008
Source: http://www.lablaughs.com/clean_toon.php?id=C20050311
You can view this and the
other 92 illusions on my web
site by clicking below.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/yyDrawings/illusions19.html#frog
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Subj: Nursing
Home Orgy
From: LABLaughsAdult on 3/13/2008
Source: http://www.lablaughs.com/adult_toon.php?id=A20060316
A group of nine love-hungry
codgers were kicked out of an old
folks home in London for
having an orgy. You can read the
newspaper article at the
above source, or on my web site by
clicking below.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/people/f_eld/e3s-orgy.html
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Subj: Having
Tea With Your Daughter
From: LABLaughsClean on 4/2/2008
One day my mother was out
and my dad was in charge of me
and my brother who is four
years older than I am. I was
maybe 1 and a half years
old and had just recovered from
an accident in which my arm
had been broken. Someone had
given me a little 'tea set'
as a get-well gift and it was
one of my favorite toys.
Daddy was in the living room
engrossed in the evening
news and my brother was playing
nearby in the living room
when I brought Daddy a little
cup of 'tea', which was just
water.
After several cups of tea
and lots of praise for such
yummy tea, my Mom came home.
My Dad made her wait in the
living room to watch me bring
him a cup of tea, because
it was 'just the cutest thing!!'
My Mom waited, and sure enough,
here I come down the hall
with a cup of tea for Daddy
and she watches him drink it
up, then says, 'Did it ever
occur to you that the only
place that baby can reach
to get water is the toilet??'
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Subj: The
Over 40 Test
From: Imogenelumen on 7/12/2004
and From: darrellvip on 4/2/2008
Here's a little test for anyone
over 40 - Have Fun!
1. After the Lone Ranger
saved the day and rode off into
the sunset,
the grateful citizens would ask, "Who was
that masked
man?" Invariably, someone would answer, "I
don't
know, but he left this behind." "What did he leave
behind?
___________________________
2. When the Beatles first
came to the U.S. in early 1964,
we all
watched them on the _________________show.
3. Get your kicks _______________.
4. The story you are about
to see is true. The names have
been changed__________________.
What show was it on?
________________
5. In the jungle, the mighty
jungle,_______________
6. After the twist, the mashed
potatoes, and the watusi,
we "danced"
under a stick that was lowered as low as
we could
go in a dance called the ______________
7. Nestle's makes the very
best ______________
8. Satchmo was America's
"ambassador of goodwill". Our
parents
shared this great jazz trumpet player with us.
His name
was _________________
9. What takes a licking and
keeps on ticking?_________
10. Red Skelton's hobo character
was______________
and
he always ended his television show by saying,
"Good
night, and_________________"
11. Some Americans who protested
the Vietnam war did so by
burning
their________________________.
12. The cute little car with
the engine in the back and the
trunk
in the front, was called the VW. What other
names
did it go by?______________?_____________
13. In 1971, singer Don MacLean
sang a song about,"the day
the music
died." This was a tribute to______________
14. We can remember the first
satellite placed into orbit.
The Russians
did it; it was called ________________.
15. One of the big fads of
the late fifties and sixties
was a
large plastic ring that we twirled around our
waist;
it was called the___________________
Scroll down,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
1. a silver bullet
2. Ed Sullivan show
3. Route 66
4. to protect the innocent...
Dragnet
5. The Lion sleeps tonight
6. The limbo
7. chocolate
8. Louis Armstrong
9. The Timex watch
10. Freddy the freeloader,,
and "Good night, and may God Bless"
11. draft cards
12. Beetle or Bug
13. Buddy Holly
14. sputnik
15. hoola-hoop
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Subj: A.C.Doyle/S.Holmes
Takes A Taxi
From: TNKRTEACH on 97-05-21
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, the
creator of the world-famous
detective, Sherlock Holmes,
was not above telling tales
about himself in which he
was the laughing-stock. Here
is one of those stories.
As he tells it, he was waiting
at a taxi stand outside the
railway station in Paris.
When taxi pulled up, he put
his suitcase in it and got
in himself. He was
about to tell the taxi-driver where
he wanted to go, when the
driver asked him "Where can I
take you, Mr. Doyle?"
Doyle was flabbergasted.
He asked the driver whether he
knew him by sight.
The driver said "No Sir, I have never
seen you before." The
puzzled Doyle asked him what made
him think that he was Conan
Doyle.
The driver replied "This morning's
paper had a story about
you being on vacation in
Marseilles. This is the taxi
stand where people who return
from Marseilles always come
to. Your skin colour
tells me you have been on vacation.
The ink-spot on your right
index finger suggests to me that
you are a writer. Your
clothing is very English, and not
French. Adding up all
those pieces of information, I
deduce that you are Sir Arthur
Conan Doyle."
Doyle said "This is truly
amazing. You are a real-life
counter-part to my fictional
creation, Sherlock Holmes.
"There is one other thing."
the driver said.
"What is that?"
"Your name is on the front
of your suitcase."
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Subj: The
Limit Raise Bid
From: BridgeClues.com on 3/31/2008
This wonderful web site has
daily problems if you click on
the bidding drop down menu.
Today's hand #9185 discusses
the limit Raise bid.
Click below to see this bridge problem.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/g2/a_bridge_column40.html
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