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Subject: The Sunday Morning Laughs #584c
         Date: 4/13/2008
 

You can also view old ‘Sunday Morning Laughs’ at
http://jokelibrary.net/archive/index.html
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Subj:     Driving Dog Prank
          From: RDobry on 4/1/2008 
 Source: http://video.yahoo.com/watch/1434223/4928220

 This postal dog not only delivers your mail, but he drives 
 and gives directions!  You can view this movie at the above 
 source, or on my web site by clicking below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/occupations/mail/dog.html

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Subj:     Airline Beauties
          From: rfslick on 4/1/2008

 These fifteen pictures of airplane accidents are 
 impressive.  Click below to view them on my site.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherNtoZ/plane/supp-beauties.html

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Subj:     Another Foolish Trivia
          From: The Contra Costa Times on March 24,2008

 This is another “Name That Company” which asks very easy
 questions about a famous company.  Click below to play.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/occupations/b_to_l
./job-stuff-supp-trivia.html#march_31
 

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Subj:     Hunting Trophies
          From: LABLaughsAdult on 3/18/2008 
 Source: http://www.buffalosjokes.com/11212.htm

 You can view this cute cartoon about hunting trophies 
 at the above source, or on my site by clicking below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/sports/a_to_z/hunt-trophies.html

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Subj:     Frog To Horse
          From: LABLaughsClean on 4/2/2008
 Source: http://www.lablaughs.com/clean_toon.php?id=C20050311

 You can view this and the other 92 illusions on my web
 site by clicking below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/yyDrawings/illusions19.html#frog

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Subj:     Nursing Home Orgy
          From: LABLaughsAdult on 3/13/2008
 Source: http://www.lablaughs.com/adult_toon.php?id=A20060316

 A group of nine love-hungry codgers were kicked out of an old 
 folks home in London for having an orgy.  You can read the 
 newspaper article at the above source, or on my web site by 
 clicking below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/people/f_eld/e3s-orgy.html

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Subj:     Having Tea With Your Daughter
          From: LABLaughsClean on 4/2/2008 

 One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me 
 and my brother who is four years older than I am.  I was 
 maybe 1 and a half years old and had just recovered from 
 an accident in which my arm had been broken.  Someone had 
 given me a little 'tea set' as a get-well gift and it was 
 one of my favorite toys.  Daddy was in the living room 
 engrossed in the evening news and my brother was playing 
 nearby in the living room when I brought Daddy a little 
 cup of 'tea', which was just water. 

 After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such 
 yummy tea, my Mom came home.  My Dad made her wait in the 
 living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because 
 it was 'just the cutest thing!!' 

 My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I come down the hall 
 with a cup of tea for Daddy and she watches him drink it 
 up, then says, 'Did it ever occur to you that the only 
 place that baby can reach to get water is the toilet??' 

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Subj:     The Over 40 Test
          From: Imogenelumen on 7/12/2004
      and From: darrellvip on 4/2/2008

 Here's a little test for anyone over 40 - Have Fun!

  1. After the Lone Ranger saved the day and rode off into
     the sunset, the grateful citizens would ask, "Who was
     that masked man?" Invariably, someone would answer, "I
     don't know, but he left this behind." "What did he leave
     behind?  ___________________________

  2. When the Beatles first came to the U.S. in early 1964,
     we all watched them on the _________________show.

  3. Get your kicks _______________.

  4. The story you are about to see is true.  The names have
     been changed__________________.  What show was it on?
     ________________

  5. In the jungle, the mighty jungle,_______________

  6. After the twist, the mashed potatoes, and the watusi,
     we "danced" under a stick that was lowered  as low as
     we could go in a dance called the ______________

  7. Nestle's makes the very best ______________

  8. Satchmo was America's "ambassador of goodwill".  Our
     parents shared this great jazz trumpet player with us.
     His name was  _________________

  9. What takes a licking and keeps on ticking?_________

 10. Red Skelton's hobo character was______________
     and  he  always ended his television show by saying,
     "Good night, and_________________"

 11. Some Americans who protested the Vietnam war did so by
     burning their________________________.

 12. The cute little car with the engine in the back and the
     trunk in the front, was called the VW.  What other
     names did it go by?______________?_____________

 13. In 1971, singer Don MacLean sang a song about,"the day
     the music died." This was a tribute to______________

 14. We can remember the first satellite placed into orbit.
     The Russians did  it; it was called ________________.

 15. One of the big fads of the late fifties and sixties
     was a large plastic ring  that we  twirled around our
     waist; it was called the___________________
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 Scroll down,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

  1. a silver bullet
  2. Ed Sullivan show
  3. Route 66
  4. to protect the innocent... Dragnet
  5. The Lion sleeps tonight
  6. The limbo
  7. chocolate
  8.  Louis Armstrong
  9. The Timex watch
 10. Freddy the freeloader,, and "Good night, and may God Bless"
 11. draft cards
 12. Beetle or Bug
 13. Buddy Holly
 14. sputnik
 15. hoola-hoop

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Subj:     A.C.Doyle/S.Holmes Takes A Taxi
          From: TNKRTEACH on 97-05-21

 Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, the creator of the world-famous
 detective, Sherlock Holmes, was not above telling tales
 about himself in which he was the laughing-stock.  Here
 is one of those stories.  As he tells it, he was waiting
 at a taxi stand outside the railway station in Paris.
 When taxi pulled up, he put his suitcase in it and got
 in himself.  He was about to tell the taxi-driver where
 he wanted to go, when the driver asked him "Where can I
 take you, Mr. Doyle?"

 Doyle was flabbergasted.  He asked the driver whether he
 knew him by sight.  The driver said "No Sir, I have never
 seen you before."  The puzzled Doyle asked him what made
 him think that he was Conan Doyle.

 The driver replied "This morning's paper had a story about
 you being on vacation in Marseilles.  This is the taxi
 stand where people who return from Marseilles always come
 to.  Your skin colour tells me you have been on vacation.
 The ink-spot on your right index finger suggests to me that
 you are a writer.  Your clothing is very English, and not
 French.  Adding up all those pieces of information, I
 deduce that you are Sir Arthur Conan Doyle."

 Doyle said "This is truly amazing.  You are a real-life
 counter-part to my fictional creation, Sherlock Holmes.

 "There is one other thing." the driver said.

 "What is that?"

 "Your name is on the front of your suitcase."

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Subj:     The Limit Raise Bid
          From: BridgeClues.com on 3/31/2008

 This wonderful web site has daily problems if you click on 
 the bidding drop down menu.  Today's hand #9185 discusses 
 the limit Raise bid.  Click below to see this bridge problem.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/g2/a_bridge_column40.html

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