Subject: The
Sunday Morning Laughs #585
Date: 4/20/2008
"He who laughs, lasts."
-- Mary Pettibone
Poole
The best jokes I receive each week
are from you folks.
If you get a good joke please pass
it on to me, I enjoy
a good laugh and it cut down the
work. If you don't get
you Sunday Laughs, or want a back
issue, drop me a note.
Go to http://jokelibrary.net/a_joke_library.html
to read the great jokes you have
sent me through the years.
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Subj: The
Big Kite...Amazing
From: darrellvip on 4/7/2008
What these eighty-two skydivers
accomplish in this movie seems
impossible. Click below
to see this amazing movie.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/sports/a_to_z/z_other-kite.html
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Subj: German
Photographer's PowerPoint
From: darrellvip on 4/7/2008
This is why some photographers
get paid more than others.
You can view this 4,200 KB
PowerPoint Show by clicking below.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/yyPictures/other_PPS.html
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Subj: Casablanca
In A PowerPoint
From: darrellvip on 4/6/2008
This 4,100 KB PowerPoint Show
will wisk you through this
wonderful movie. Click
below to view it on my site.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/movies_etc-supp2.html#casablanca
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Subj: The
Mississippi Squirrel Revival
From: rfslick on 4/5/2008
Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NsdF_sk7fQ
This music video by Ray Stevens
wonderfully funny. You can
view it at the above source,
or on my site by clicking below.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/animals/d_to_z/z-oth-s-revival.html
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Subj: I
Had A Drug Problem
From: RFSlick on 11/8/2003 and 4/4/2008
You can read this excellent
letter by a senior citizen in a
newspaper editorial on my
web site by clicking below.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/yNonJokes/thts/l-sp-drugs.html
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Subj: Celebrity
Wax Figures
From: AOL Music on 4/7/2008
Source http://music.aol.com/photo-galleries/celebrity-wax-figures
Records aren't the only things
music stars immortalize in
wax. Check out wax
figure comparisons -- some creepy, some
downright uncanny! -- of
Miley Cyrus, Beyonce and more.
You can view these 19 stars
and wax figures at the above
source, or on my web site
by clicking below.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/g_to_m/wax/wax.html
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Subj: Robert
DeNiro On Saturday Night Live
From: edapsmas on 4/8/2008
This 2,400 LB movie is Robert
DeNiro's appearance on
Saturday Night Live.
Click below to view it.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/g_to_m/movies_etc-supp2-deniro.html
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Subj: Dumb
Golfers And Beer
From: tom on 4/7/2008
How many beers before you
would make this movie?
Click below to see these
dumb golfers.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/sports/a_to_z/golf1-beer.html
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Subj: Hitchcock's
Elevator Story
From: ossama on 99-02-15
"Well, it was a quite shocking,
I must say -- there was
blood everywhere!" Alfred
Hitchcock began suddenly from
the rear of the elevator.
We were in the New York St.
Regis Hotel, heading down
to the lobby. There was as
light flush to his cheeks
from the several frozen
daiquiris he had just drunk
in his suite. The elevator
had just stopped and 3 people
dressed for the evening had
joined us, and immediately
Mr. Hitchcock had started to
speak, sounding as though
he were in mid-sentence and
projecting in that careful
and familiar TV tone of his.
He went on, "There was as
stream of blood coming from his
ear and another from his
mouth.
The people had recognized
him immediately, but now they
seemed purposely to avoid
looking at him. He went right
on, gazing beatifically ahead
of him as the elevator
stopped again and another
well-dressed couple came aboard:
"Of course, there was a huge
pool of blood on the floor
and his clothes were spattered
with it -- Oh, it was a
horrible mess."
No one on the elevator, it
seemed, was breathing. "Blood
all around! Well, I
looked at the poor man and I said,
'Good God, What happened
to you?'" At that point the
elevator doors opened onto
the lobby, and Hitchcock said,
"Do you know what he told
me?" and then paused. After a
moment, and quite reluctantly,
the other passengers moved
out of the elevator and then
looked back at the director
as we walked away.
After several foggy moments,
I asked, "Well, what DID he
say?" and Hitchcock smiled
benevolently, taking my arm,
and said, "Oh, nothing --
that's just my elevator story."
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Subj: Another
of Einstein's Theories
From: LABLaughsAdult on 4/4/2008
Einstein was born March 14,
1879. He would be 128 if he
were alive today. Few people
remember that the Nobel
Prize winner married his
cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after
his first marriage dissolved
in 1919. At the time he
stated that he was attracted
to Elsa because she was so
well endowed. He postulated
that if you are attracted
to women with large breasts,
the attraction is even
stronger if there is a DNA
connection. This came to be
know as.......
Einstein's Theory of 'Relative
Titty'
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Subj: Puzzle
- Puzzling Scales By Sam Loyd
From the book
"More Mathematical Puzzles of Sam Loyd"
Edited by Martin Gardner
From: Dover Publications in 1960
Sam Loyd gives us three balanced
scales containing bottles, glasses,
pitchers, and plates.
You must determine how many glasses will
balance one bottle.
You can view this simple, elegant problem
on my web site by clicking
below.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/education/m_files/m4bS2-balance.html
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