Subject: The
Sunday Morning Laughs #589
Date: 5/18/2008
"He who laughs, lasts."
-- Mary Pettibone
Poole
The best jokes I receive each week
are from you folks.
If you get a good joke please pass
it on to me, I enjoy
a good laugh and it cut down the
work. If you don't get
you Sunday Laughs, or want a back
issue, drop me a note.
Go to http://jokelibrary.net/a_joke_library.html
to read the great jokes you have
sent me through the years.
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Subj: Guinness
Book of Records
From: darrellvip on 5/1/2008
If you would like to see the
world's records for the biggest
and the tallest, this PowerPoint
Show is wonderful. Click
below to view it on my site.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/occupations/engineer1.html#guinness
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Subj: 16
Signs That You Are Having A Bad Day
From: rfslick on 4/27/2008
These sixteen cat pictures
and sayings are quite cute.
You can view them on my web
site by clicking below.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/animals/a_to_c/cats1-day.html
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Subj: Classic
Peanuts By Charles Schultz
From: WashingtonPost on 4/27/2008
Source: http://members.comics.com/members/common
........./affiliateArchive.do?site=washpost&comic=peanuts
You can view this Classic
Peanuts comic strip about
psychology on my web site
by clicking below.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/education/after_m/psy-peanuts.html
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Subj: Nine
Amazing Trees
From: ginafm on 4/29/2008
You can view these nine pictures
of amazing trees on my web
site by click below.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherNtoZ/n_to_v/trees-amazing.html
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Subj: The
Blind Play Golf
From: szalay on 6/18/2003
and From: darrellvip on 5/2/2008
A pastor, a doctor, a lawyer
and an engineer were playing
golf. The foursome,
who were very low-handicapped players,
were playing on their normal
golf course. Unusually, the
play was very slow and the
players began to get frustrated.
By the tenth hole, they began
firing their tee shots at the
foursome ahead of them, who
were constantly in the woods
and were the root cause of
the slow play.
Finally, the good foursome
finished their round, coming in
just under eight hours.
After spotting the slow group in
the clubhouse, they went
right after them. The club pro
saw this spectacle and pulled
aside the guys. He said,
"Didn't you know that the
foursome ahead of you are all
*blind*; they're taking part
in a special event."
After hearing this, the foursome
immediately had a change
of heart. The pastor
said, "That's so sad. I think I
will say a special prayer
for them tonight." The doctor
said, "Good idea. And I'm
going to contact my ophthalmologist
buddy and see if there's
anything he can do for them."
The lawyer said "I'll bet
someone was negligent, I'll
represent all four in court.
The club pro considered their
new statements a great
improvement. He turning
to the fourth member, said,
"And what are you going to
do for them?"
The engineer, still noticeably
upset, retorted, "Nothing,
they could have played last
night!"
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Subj. Maid
Argues With The Lady Of The House
From: darrellvip on 4/30/2008
Mrs. Abercrombie was unhappy
with the way Elena, the maid,
cleaned. Finding a
layer of dust on the dining room table,
she started to reprimand
her. Quite upset, Elena said,
"I'm a better cook than you
and I clean house better than you."
Mrs A. "Who told
you that?"
Elena: "Mr. Abercrombie.
Also, I'm better in bed than you too."
Mrs. Abercrombie sneered and
said, "I suppose my husband
told you that too."
Elena: "No, the gardener told
me!"
Elena got a raise.
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Subj: Two
Ducks At A Restaurant
From Bawdy.Net Collage #81
A Duck took his girlfriend
out for dinner to a top class
restaurant. After finishing
the excellent meal the waiter
came over with coffee.
As the waiter was leaving the duck
caught his attention.
The waiter bent down and the duck
whispered, "Do you sell condoms
in this establishment?"
quietly into his ear.
"We certainly do." replied the waiter.
"In that case I'll have a
pack of three." said the duck.
"Would you like me to put
those on your bill?" asked the
waiter.
The duck, looking very offended,
replied, "Hey, what do you
think I am, some kind of
pervert!".
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Subj: Math
Prob. - A Multiplication Problem
From: LABLaughsRiddles on 4/29/2008
TWO x TWO = THREE
Each letter stands for one
and only one digit, and no digit
is represented by more than
one letter. Can you work out
what digits the letters in
the above multiplication stand
for so that the identity
above is actually correct?
x
x
x
x
x
Scroll down for the answer
x
x
x
x
x
Here it comes
x
x
x
x
x
138 x 138 = 19044
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Subj: Puzzle
- Dunce Puzzle
From the book
"More Mathematical Puzzles of Sam Loyd"
Edited by Martin Gardner
From: Dover Publications in 1960
In this puzzle with picture
Sam Loyd gives us three boys
with the numbers 3, 1, and
6 on their shirts and the
following question:
How can these three little
boys arrange themselves so
that the digits marked on
their clothing will form a
three digit number evenly
divisible by seven?
You can view this problem,
drawing, and solution on my
web site by clicking below
http://www.jokelibrary.net/education/m_files/m4c-dunce.html
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