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Subject: The Sunday Morning Laughs #589
         Date: 5/18/2008
 

"He who laughs, lasts."
    -- Mary Pettibone Poole
 

The best jokes I receive each week are from you folks.
If you get a good joke please pass it on to me, I enjoy
a good laugh and it cut down the work.  If you don't get
you Sunday Laughs, or want a back issue, drop me a note.
 

Go to http://jokelibrary.net/a_joke_library.html
to read the great jokes you have sent me through the years.
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Subj:     Guinness Book of Records
          From: darrellvip on 5/1/2008

 If you would like to see the world's records for the biggest 
 and the tallest, this PowerPoint Show is wonderful.  Click 
 below to view it on my site.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/occupations/engineer1.html#guinness

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Subj:     16 Signs That You Are Having A Bad Day
          From: rfslick on 4/27/2008

 These sixteen cat pictures and sayings are quite cute. 
 You can view them on my web site by clicking below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/animals/a_to_c/cats1-day.html

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Subj:     Classic Peanuts By Charles Schultz
          From: WashingtonPost on 4/27/2008
 Source: http://members.comics.com/members/common
........./affiliateArchive.do?site=washpost&comic=peanuts
 

 You can view this Classic Peanuts comic strip about 
 psychology on my web site by clicking below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/education/after_m/psy-peanuts.html

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Subj:     Nine Amazing Trees
          From: ginafm on 4/29/2008

 You can view these nine pictures of amazing trees on my web
 site by click below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherNtoZ/n_to_v/trees-amazing.html

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Subj:     The Blind Play Golf
          From: szalay on 6/18/2003
      and From: darrellvip on 5/2/2008

 A pastor, a doctor, a lawyer and an engineer were playing
 golf.  The foursome, who were very low-handicapped players,
 were playing on their normal golf course.  Unusually, the
 play was very slow and the players began to get frustrated.
 By the tenth hole, they began firing their tee shots at the
 foursome ahead of them, who were constantly in the woods
 and were the root cause of the slow play.

 Finally, the good foursome finished their round, coming in
 just under eight hours.  After spotting the slow group in
 the clubhouse, they went right after them.  The club pro
 saw this spectacle and pulled aside the guys.  He said,
 "Didn't you know that the foursome ahead of you are all
 *blind*; they're taking part in a special event."

 After hearing this, the foursome immediately had a change
 of heart.  The pastor said, "That's so sad.  I think I
 will say a special prayer for  them tonight."  The doctor
 said, "Good idea. And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist
 buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them."
 The lawyer said "I'll bet someone was negligent, I'll
 represent all four in court.

 The club pro considered their new statements a great
 improvement.  He turning to the fourth member, said,
 "And what are you going to do for them?"

 The engineer, still noticeably upset, retorted, "Nothing,
 they could have played last night!"

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Subj.     Maid Argues With The Lady Of The House
          From: darrellvip on 4/30/2008 

 Mrs. Abercrombie was unhappy with the way Elena, the maid, 
 cleaned.  Finding a layer of dust on the dining room table, 
 she started to reprimand her.  Quite upset, Elena said, 
 "I'm a better cook than you and I clean house better than you." 

 Mrs A.   "Who told you that?" 

 Elena:  "Mr. Abercrombie.  Also, I'm better in bed than you too." 

 Mrs. Abercrombie sneered and said, "I suppose my husband 
 told you that too." 

 Elena: "No, the gardener told me!" 

 Elena got a raise.

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Subj:     Two Ducks At A Restaurant
          From Bawdy.Net Collage #81 

 A Duck took his girlfriend out for dinner to a top class 
 restaurant.  After finishing the excellent meal the waiter 
 came over with coffee.  As the waiter was leaving the duck 
 caught his attention.  The waiter bent down and the duck 
 whispered, "Do you sell condoms in this establishment?" 
 quietly into his ear.  "We certainly do." replied the waiter. 
 "In that case I'll have a pack of three." said the duck. 
 "Would you like me to put those on your bill?" asked the 
 waiter. 

 The duck, looking very offended, replied, "Hey, what do you 
 think I am, some kind of pervert!". 

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Subj:     Math Prob. - A Multiplication Problem
          From: LABLaughsRiddles on 4/29/2008 

 TWO x TWO = THREE 
 Each letter stands for one and only one digit, and no digit 
 is represented by more than one letter.  Can you work out 
 what digits the letters in the above multiplication stand 
 for so that the identity above is actually correct? 
 






Scroll down for the answer 





Here it comes 




138 x 138 = 19044

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Subj:     Puzzle - Dunce Puzzle
          From the book 
            "More Mathematical Puzzles of Sam Loyd" 
          Edited by Martin Gardner 
          From: Dover Publications in 1960

 In this puzzle with picture Sam Loyd gives us three boys 
 with the numbers 3, 1, and 6 on their shirts and the 
 following question: 

 How can these three little boys arrange themselves so 
 that the digits marked on their clothing will form a 
 three digit number evenly divisible by seven? 

 You can view this problem, drawing, and solution on my 
 web site by clicking below

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/education/m_files/m4c-dunce.html

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Calvin and Hobbes from
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