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Subject: The Sunday Morning Laughs #589c
         Date: 5/18/2008

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Subj:     Big Lottery Winners
          From: darrellvip on 5/1/2008

 You can see this cute, short movie on my site by clicking


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Subj:     True Love Never Dies 
          From: darrellvip on 5/1/2008

 The first attachment is a still photo.  The second attachment 
 is a video.  There's no sound, but look at the picture first 
 and then watch the video. 

 These 2 guys reared this lion from a baby in England but the 
 authorities would not allow them to keep it once it reached 
 maturity so they were forced to give it up, they took it back 
 to Africa and placed it in a wildlife sanctuary, a year later 
 they went to see it and were told it would not remember them. 

 Click below to see the picture and view the video.


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Subj:     The Farmer's Daughter
          From: tom on 4/26/2008

 You can watch this cute, dirty movie and song on my 
 web site by clicking below.


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Subj:     God And The Devil Create Food
          From: gheckman on 2/12/2002 
      and From: tom on 4/27/2008

 To view this wonderful, long story, and PowerPoint Show, 
 click below.


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Subj:     Zits Cartoon On The Generation Gap
          From: WashingtonPost.com on 4/30/2008
 Source: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv

 You can view this cute comic strip on the generation gap 
 on my web site by clicking below.


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Subj:     Sex Like A Camel
          From: DrRibeiro
      and From: DoctorDebt on 4/22/2004

 This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan.  They were
 touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and
 such, when they passed this small sandal shop.  From inside
 they heard a gentleman with a Pakistani accent say, "You,
 foreigners!  Come in.  Come into my humble shop."  So the
 married couple walked in.  The Pakistani man said to them,
 "I have some special sandals I think you'd be interested

 They make you wild at sex like a great desert camel."  Well,
 the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after
 what the man had claimed, but her husband felt he really
 didn't need the, being the sex god he was.  The husband
 asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?"
 The Pakistani man replied, "Just try them on."  Well, the
 husband, after much badgering from his wife, finally conceded
 to try them on.  As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he
 got this wild look in his eyes something his wife hadn't seen
 in many years-raw sexual power.  In a blink of an eye, the
 husband rushed the Pakistani man, threw him on a table and
 started tearing at the guy's pants.  All the time the Pakistani
 man was screaming, "YOU HAVE THEM ON THE WRONG FEET!".

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Subj:     Ausi Olympic Swimmer & The Gymnast
          From: ICohen on 10/10/00 

 This young swimmer from the Australian Olympic team manages 
 to sneak his new girlfriend, a gorgeous Danish gymnast, into 
 his room at the Olympic Village. 

 Once she's inside, he quickly switches out all the lights 
 and they rapidly disrobe and leap onto his bed in a flurry 
 of athletic achievement. 

 After about twenty minutes of wild sex they both collapse 
 back on the bed in exhaustion.  The girl looks admiringly 
 across at the swimmer in the dim light.  His beautifully- 
 developed muscles, tanned skin and smooth-shaven scalp 
 glisten with little beads of sweat as he lies beside her. 
 She's really pleased to have met this guy. 

 At this point the swimmer slowly struggles up from the bed. 
 He fumbles the lid off a bottle on the bedside table, pours 
 himself a small shot in a glass and drinks it down in one 
 gulp.  Then he stands bolt upright, takes a deep breath 
 and, in a surprisingly energetic motion, dives under the 
 bed, climbing out the other side and beating his chest like 
 a gorilla.  Then he vaults back on top of the girl and 
 commences a frantic repeat performance. 

 The Danish girl is very impressed with the gusto of this 
 second encounter.  Somehow the Aussie has completely 
 recovered from his previous exhaustion!  After nearly half 
 an hour of wild activity in every possible position, the 
 gasping male swimmer again crawls out of bed and swallows 
 another shot of the mysterious liquid.  Once more he dives 
 under the bed, emerges on the other side, beats his chest 
 and commences to make love all over AGAIN.  The girl is 
 just amazed and delighted as the action continues at the 
 same blistering pace as before.  In the darkness, she can 
 not properly see what kind of tonic is causing these 
 incredible transformations, but she sure likes the effect! 
 More than an hour later, after another repeat of the 
 strange drinking ritual on his part, and a whole string of 
 ecstatic multiple orgasms on her part, the Danish girl is 
 now feeling rather faint herself. 

 "Just a minute, big boy," she whispers to the panting bald- 
 headed Aussie, "I think I need to try some of your tonic!" 
 She rises unsteadily and pours a small shot of the liquid. 
 She braces herself for some sort of medicinal effect, but 
 actually it just tastes like Coca-Cola.  Then she stands 
 up straight, takes a deep breath and dives under the bed 
 - only to smash straight into the three other exhausted 
 members of the Australian relay team.................... 

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Subj:     Two Old Ladies On The Porch
          From: darrellvip on 4/26/2008 

 Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. 

 One lady turns and asks, 'Do you still get horny?' 

 The other replies, 'Oh sure I do.' 

 The first old lady asks, 'What do you do about it?' 

 The second old lady replies, 'I suck a lifesaver.' 

 After a few moments, the first old lady asks, 
 'Who drives you to the beach?' 

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Subj:     Duck Word Riddle
          From: Laugh-A-Lot on 7/30/01 
          at http://graceweb.org/Laugh-A-Lot!/Archives.html

 What does this say: 

 CDETBT Ducks? 
 MRNot Ducks! 
 OSAR, CDETBT wings? 
 LIB! MR Ducks! 

 Click below for the answer.


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Subj:     Overcalls
          From: BridgeClues.com on 4/28/2008

 This wonderful web site has daily problems if you click on 
 the bidding drop down menu.  Today's hand #5008 discusses 
 overcalls.  Click below to see this bridge problem.


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