Subject: The
Sunday Morning Laughs #589c
Date: 5/18/2008
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Subj: Big
Lottery Winners
From: darrellvip on 5/1/2008
You can see this cute, short
movie on my site by clicking
below.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/banking_pictures/supp-winner.html
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Subj: True
Love Never Dies
From: darrellvip on 5/1/2008
The first attachment is a
still photo. The second attachment
is a video. There's
no sound, but look at the picture first
and then watch the video.
These 2 guys reared this lion
from a baby in England but the
authorities would not allow
them to keep it once it reached
maturity so they were forced
to give it up, they took it back
to Africa and placed it in
a wildlife sanctuary, a year later
they went to see it and were
told it would not remember them.
Click below to see the picture
and view the video.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/animals/a_to_c/big_cats-friend.html
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Subj: The
Farmer's Daughter
From: tom on 4/26/2008
You can watch this cute, dirty
movie and song on my
web site by clicking below.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/occupations/b_to_l/far2-daughter.html
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Subj: God
And The Devil Create Food
From: gheckman on 2/12/2002
and From: tom on 4/27/2008
To view this wonderful, long
story, and PowerPoint Show,
click below.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/f_files/food-create2.html#pps
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Subj: Zits
Cartoon On The Generation Gap
From: WashingtonPost.com on 4/30/2008
Source: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv
........./artsandliving/comics/king.html?name=Zits
You can view this cute comic
strip on the generation gap
on my web site by clicking
below.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/people/f_kids/k5-zits.html
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Subj: Sex
Like A Camel
From: DrRibeiro
and From: DoctorDebt on 4/22/2004
This married couple was on
holiday in Pakistan. They were
touring around the marketplace
looking at the goods and
such, when they passed this
small sandal shop. From inside
they heard a gentleman with
a Pakistani accent say, "You,
foreigners! Come in.
Come into my humble shop." So the
married couple walked in.
The Pakistani man said to them,
"I have some special sandals
I think you'd be interested
in.
They make you wild at sex
like a great desert camel." Well,
the wife was really interested
in buying the sandals after
what the man had claimed,
but her husband felt he really
didn't need the, being the
sex god he was. The husband
asked the man, "How could
sandals make you into a sex freak?"
The Pakistani man replied,
"Just try them on." Well, the
husband, after much badgering
from
his wife, finally conceded
to try them on. As
soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he
got this wild look in his
eyes something his wife hadn't seen
in many years-raw sexual
power. In a blink of an eye, the
husband rushed the Pakistani
man, threw him on a table and
started tearing at the guy's
pants. All the time the Pakistani
man was screaming, "YOU HAVE
THEM ON THE WRONG FEET!".
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Subj: Ausi
Olympic Swimmer & The Gymnast
From: ICohen on 10/10/00
This young swimmer from the
Australian Olympic team manages
to sneak his new girlfriend,
a gorgeous Danish gymnast, into
his room at the Olympic Village.
Once she's inside, he quickly
switches out all the lights
and they rapidly disrobe
and leap onto his bed in a flurry
of athletic achievement.
After about twenty minutes
of wild sex they both collapse
back on the bed in exhaustion.
The girl looks admiringly
across at the swimmer in
the dim light. His beautifully-
developed muscles, tanned
skin and smooth-shaven scalp
glisten with little beads
of sweat as he lies beside her.
She's really pleased to have
met this guy.
At this point the swimmer
slowly struggles up from the bed.
He fumbles the lid off a
bottle on the bedside table, pours
himself a small shot in a
glass and drinks it down in one
gulp. Then he stands
bolt upright, takes a deep breath
and, in a surprisingly energetic
motion, dives under the
bed, climbing out the other
side and beating his chest like
a gorilla. Then he
vaults back on top of the girl and
commences a frantic repeat
performance.
The Danish girl is very impressed
with the gusto of this
second encounter. Somehow
the Aussie has completely
recovered from his previous
exhaustion! After nearly half
an hour of wild activity
in every possible position, the
gasping male swimmer again
crawls out of bed and swallows
another shot of the mysterious
liquid. Once more he dives
under the bed, emerges on
the other side, beats his chest
and commences to make love
all over AGAIN. The girl is
just amazed and delighted
as the action continues at the
same blistering pace as before.
In the darkness, she can
not properly see what kind
of tonic is causing these
incredible transformations,
but she sure likes the effect!
More than an hour later,
after another repeat of the
strange drinking ritual on
his part, and a whole string of
ecstatic multiple orgasms
on her part, the Danish girl is
now feeling rather faint
herself.
"Just a minute, big boy,"
she whispers to the panting bald-
headed Aussie, "I think I
need to try some of your tonic!"
She rises unsteadily and
pours a small shot of the liquid.
She braces herself for some
sort of medicinal effect, but
actually it just tastes like
Coca-Cola. Then she stands
up straight, takes a deep
breath and dives under the bed
- only to smash straight
into the three other exhausted
members of the Australian
relay team....................
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Subj: Two
Old Ladies On The Porch
From: darrellvip on 4/26/2008
Two elderly ladies are sitting
on the front porch, doing nothing.
One lady turns and asks, 'Do
you still get horny?'
The other replies, 'Oh sure
I do.'
The first old lady asks, 'What
do you do about it?'
The second old lady replies,
'I suck a lifesaver.'
After a few moments, the first
old lady asks,
'Who drives you to the beach?'
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Subj: Duck
Word Riddle
From: Laugh-A-Lot on 7/30/01
at http://graceweb.org/Laugh-A-Lot!/Archives.html
What does this say:
CDETBT Ducks?
MRNot Ducks!
OSAR, CDETBT wings?
LIB! MR Ducks!
Click below for the answer.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/animals
/birds-ducks.html#Answer_for_duck_word_riddle
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Subj: Overcalls
From: BridgeClues.com on 4/28/2008
This wonderful web site has
daily problems if you click on
the bidding drop down menu.
Today's hand #5008 discusses
overcalls. Click below
to see this bridge problem.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/g2/a_bridge_column45.html
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