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Subject: The Sunday Morning Laughs #590c
         Date: 5/25/2008

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Subj:     A Mother's Day Poem
          From: rfslick on 5/11/2008 

                Your Mother is always with you. 
  She's the whisper of the leaves as you walk down the street, 
         she's the smell of certain foods you remember, 
          flowers you pick, and perfume that she wore. 
 She's the cool hand on your brow when you're not feeling well. 
    She's your breath in the air on a cold winter's day. 
    She is the sound of the rain that lulls you to sleep, 
     the colors of a rainbow, she is Christmas morning. 
          Your Mother lives inside your laughter. 
          She is crystallized in every tear drop. 
              A mother shows every emotion... 
      happiness, sadness, fear, jealousy, love, hate, anger, 
             helplessness, excitement, joy, sorrow 
      ...and all the while, hoping and praying you will 
             only know the good feelings in life. 

       She's the place you came from, your first home, and 
        she's the map you follow with every step you take. 
 She's your first love, your first friend, even your first enemy, 
             but nothing on earth can separate you. 
            Not time, not space.......not even death! 

                      Happy Mothers Day

              (Sorry about being two weeks late)

                           -(o o)-
Subj:     Non Sequitur Comic Strip
          By Wiley Miller 
          From: WashingtonPost on 5/4/2008
 Source: http://wpcomics.washingtonpost.com/client/wpc/nq/

 You can view this cute comic strip about 'Milestones in 
 the Development of Guys' on my site by clicking below.


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Subj:     Another Foolish Trivia
          From: The Contra Costa Times on May 5,2008

 This is another “Name That Company” which tells you facts
 about a famous company and asks you to name the company.
 Click below to play.


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Subj:     Mother Goose And Grimm
          By Mike Peters
          From: Grimmy.com on May 5,2008
 Source: http://www.grimmy.com/comics.php

 This cute comic strip concerns schools that teach to the test.
 You can view it on my web site by clicking below.


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Subj:     Assistant Handles The Clinic
          From: tom on 5/8/2008 

 A doctor in Ireland wants to get off work and go hunting, 
 so he approaches his assistant.  "Seamus, I am going 
 hunting tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic," he 
 says. "I want you to take care of the clinic and all me 
 "Yes, sir!" answers Seamus. 

 The doctor goes hunting, returns the following day and asks, 
 "So, Seamus, how was your day?" 

 Seamus tells him that he took care of three patients. "The 
 first one had a headache, so I gave him Tylenol." 
 "Bravo, Seamus, and the second one?" asks the doctor. 

 "The second one had stomach burning and I gave him Maalox, 
 sir," says Seamus. 

 "Bravo, bravo! You're good at this. And what about the third 
 one?" asks the doctor. 

 "Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a 
 woman bursts into the room.  Quick as a wink she undresses 
 herself, tearing off every stitch of clothing including her 
 bra and her panties, and lies down on the table.  She spreads 
 her legs and shouts, "Help me, I beg you!  It's been five 
 years since I've seen a man!" 
 "Thunderin' Lord Jesus, Seamus, what did you do?" asks the 
 "I put drops in her eyes." 

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Subj:     Two Spiders Mating In Garden
          From: RFSlick on 09/15/2000
      and From: JBCARY1 on 2/20/2004

 A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. 
 He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little 
 girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her 
 seeing the wonders. 

 Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He 
 went over to her to see what work of God had captured 
 her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders 

 'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked. 

 'They're mating,' her father replied. 

 'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked. 

 'That's a Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered. 

 'So, the other one is a Mommy Long legs?' the little 
 girl asked. 

 As his heart soared with th e joy of such a cute and 
 innocent question he replied 'No dear. Both of them 
 are Daddy Longlegs.' 

 The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot
 and stamped them flat. "Well, that might be OK in California
 but we're not having any of that shit in our garden."

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Subj:     High School Reunion
          From: ginafm on 5/4/2008 

 My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school 
 reunion, and I  kept staring at a drunken lady swigging 
 her drink as she sat alone at a  nearby table. 

 My wife asks, "Do you know her?"  "Yes," I sighed, "She's 
 my old girlfriend.  I understand she took to drinking right 
 after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she 
 hasn't been sober since." 

 "My God!" says my wife, "Who would think a person could go 
 on celebrating that long?" 

 So, you see, there really are two ways to look at everything.

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Subj:     Math Prob. - Next Number
          From: LABLaughsRiddles on 5/8/2008 

 What comes next in the following sequence? 
 1,  1.7321,  2.2361,  2.6458,  3,  3.3166, ??? 

Scroll down for the answer 

Here it comes 

 3.6056 which is the square root of 13. The numbers in the 
 sequence are the square roots of 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, and 13. 

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Subj:     Bidding With A Weak Hand
          From: BridgeClues.com on 5/8/2008

 This wonderful web site has daily problems if you click on 
 the bidding drop down menu.  Today's hand #5208 discusses 
 bidding over a strong two clubs.  Click below to see this
 bridge problem.


                           -(o o)-
Smiley says 'Bye' from
darrell94590 on 9/7/2005