Subject: The
Sunday Morning Laughs #591b
Date: 6/1/2008
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Subj: Steve
Martin's Magic Act
From: edapsmas on 5/12/2008
Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJCtOz32dnw&feature=related
I am not a Steve Martin fan,
but this is good and funny.
You can view it at the above
source, or on my web site
by clicking below.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/occupations/s_to_z/z_oth-martin.html
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Subj: A
Wild Polar Bear
From: tom on 5/15/2008
These six pictures of a wild
polar bear are pretty
incredible. Everyone
needs love, fun, and companionship.
Click below to view these
pictures.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/animals/a_to_c/bears-dogs.html
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Subj: The
History Of Crossowrd Puzzles
From: LABLaughsClean on 5/12/2008
You can read the history of
crossword puzzles, and try
working the very first crossword
puzzle by clicking below.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/yNonJokes/bt/crossword.html
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Subj: The
Face
From: darrellvip on 5/14/2008
This is the craziest thing
I've seen in a long time. For
those of you in the 21st
century (e.g. blackberry owners),
you'll need to look at this
on a pc. You also have to get
out of your seat and walk
away from your computer. People
may think you're crazy.
But it's well worth it.
When you look at this picture
in a closer look you see its
Albert Einstein, but if you
stand 5 meters distance, it
will become Marilyn Monroe.
Click below to view it.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/yyDrawings/illusions19.html#face
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Subj: Only
In Russia
From: ginafm on 5/14/2008
This 1,400 KB PowerPoint Show
is a set of pictures
which are uniquely Russian.
Click below to see them.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/nationalities/Russian.html#only
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Subj: How
Bad Do You Want A Beer?
From: cappucinid on /15/2008
You can view this fake beer
ad on my site by clicking below.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/drinking/beer1-bad.html
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Subj: Kelly
And Riley Get In A Fight
From: RFSlick on 09/23/1999
and From: DoctorDebt on 2/18/2004
"My god! What happened to
you?" the bartender asked Kelly
as he hobbled in on a crutch,
one arm in a cast.
"I got in a tiff with Riley."
"Riley? He's just a wee fellow,"
the barkeep said,
surprised. "He must
have had something in his hand."
"That he did," Kelly said.
"A shovel it was."
"Dear Lord. Didn't you have
anything in your hand?"
"Aye, that I did -- Mrs. Riley's
tit." Kelly said. "And a
beautiful thing it was, but
not much use in a fight."
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Subj: Mothers
And Living Through Pain
From: LABLaughsClean on 5/10/2008
As I looked up at my Mom’s
picture hanging above my desk
today, I realized that it
is now almost 15 years since
her death. Thankfully, over
the years the pain and sense
of loss have eased while
the memories of her life and her
love have remained. I can
still feel her presence as I
write this. I am sure that
she is not only smiling down
on me from her picture on
the wall, but from Heaven as
well. I only wish she hadn’t
left us quite so soon.
The great teacher, author,
and speaker Leo Buscaglia said
that he was often asked by
his classes why we have to go
through pain, suffering,
and even death. He stated that
he never did find out why,
but at some point in his life
he stopped asking the questions
and started living the
answers. "That", he said,
"made all the difference."
How do we live the answers?
I think we do so by choosing
love, joy, and oneness with
God everyday of our lives. We
do so through pain as well
as comfort. We do so through
suffering as well as happiness.
We do so even in the face
of death. Some of the wisest,
gentlest, kindest, most
loving, and most joyous people
I have ever known are those
who have suffered the most.
The only difference is that
they used that suffering
to help them to grow into the
people God wanted them to
be.
What good is pain, suffering,
and even death if we don’t
use them to grow more loving,
more giving, more compassionate,
more peaceful, more joyous,
and more at one with God? I think
my Mother knew this as she
battled cancer in her final years
and faced death at such an
early age. She blessed us all with
her love, her joy, and her
gentle laughter right up until her
dying day. I only hope and
pray that I can live my own answers
as beautifully and wonderfully
as she lived hers. May all of
you lovingly live your own
answers then in this life and in
the next.
…..Joseph J. Mazzella
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Subj: Food
And Heart Attacks
From: Joke-Of-The-Day on 10/31/2002
and From: tom on 5/13/2008
The Japanese eat very little
fat and suffer fewer heart
attacks than the British
or Americans.
The French eat a lot of fat
and also suffer fewer heart
attacks than the British
or Americans.
The Japanese drink very little
red wine and suffer fewer
heart attacks than the British
or Americans.
The Italians drink excessive
amounts of red wine and also
suffer fewer heart attacks
than the British or Americans.
The Germans drink a lot of
beers and eat lots of sausages
and fats and suffer fewer
heart attacks than the British
or Americans.
CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently
what kills you.
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Subj: Short
Jokes That Made Me Laugh Or Smile
From: Contra Costa Times on 5/11/2008,
Page C1
"When the well is dry, we
know the worth of water."
-- Benjamin Franklin
From: LABLaughsClean on 5/14/2008
"Until you value yourself,
you will not value your time.
Until you value your time,
you will not do anything with
it." -- M. Scott Peck
Happiness consists not in
having much, but in being
content with little.
-- Unknown
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