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Subject: The Sunday Morning Laughs #592b
         Date: 6/8/2008

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Subj:     Petra, Jordan
          From: darrellvip on 5/22/2008

 This is a Powerpoint Show about one of the Seven New Wonders 
 of the World, Petra, Jordan.  Indiana Jones and the Last 
 Crusade used Petra as the location of a major part of the 
 movie.  Click below to view this excellent Powerpoint.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/nationalities/middle_east.html#petra

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Subj:     Blonde Goes To Work After Many Years
          From: darrellvip on 5/16/2008

 This very short movie is cute.  Click below to see it.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/people/d_files/bl1-work.html

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Subj:     Officer Stops Traffic For Ducks
          From: ginafm on 5/24/2008 (in Police-Supp) 
 Source: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c1c_1209428470

 Raw video: Lakewood Police Officer Dustin Carrell stopped 
 traffic on westbound SR-512 Monday morning near I-5 to 
 help a mother duck and her ducklings safely cross the road. 
 You can view the video at the above source, or on my site 
 by clicking below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/occupations/p_files/pol-supp-duck.html

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Subj:     Spaghetti Telecom
          From: darrellvip on 5/21/2008

 The phone system is India is interesting and scary. 
 Click below to view these three pictures.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherNtoZ/n_to_v/phone-supp-wires.html

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Subj:    What To Do With An Old Airplane Engine
         From: rfslick on 5/21/2008

 What to do with an old aircraft engine.....if you have 
 enough money....  Click below to view the picture.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/g_to_m/harley-engine.html

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Subj:     Concentration Test For Men
          From: gattica30 on 5/18/2008 
 Source: http://www.concentrationtest.com

 Try to follow the hidden ball.  You can play this cute 
 game at the above source, or on an Excel Worksheet on 
 my web site by clicking below. 

 The source also has concentration tests for women, 
 lesbians, and gays.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/words/q_to_w/tests2-supp-conc.xls

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Subj:     Reporter In A Small Town
          From: scott_pryor on 99-02-12 
      and From: thebartend on 11/17/1999 

 Passing through a small rural town one day, a reporter from 
 a big city newspaper decided to write a human-interest story 
 on the little community.  Seeking input from the locals, the 
 reporter drove along until he spotted an old man sitting on 
 his porch stoop.  The reporter parked his car, approached the 
 old man and explained his desire to write a story about the 
 town.  The friendly old man agreed to an interview. 

 Hoping to write a light-hearted article, the reporter asked 
 the old man to describe one of the best times he ever exper- 
 ienced while living in the town.  The old man thought for a 
 minute and said, "You know, once a nearby farmer lost one of 
 his sheep.  All the men in town got together and went looking 
 for it.  When we found the sheep, we all got drunk on moon- 
 shine and fucked it.  Yep, that was probably the best time I 
 ever had around these parts." 

 Obviously unable to print this response in the newspaper, the 
 reporter asked the old man if he could please relay another 
 enjoyable event.  The old man thought for a bit and said, 
 "There was the time when one of my neighbors lost his wife 
 and all of us men in town got together and went looking for 
 his wife.  When we found her, we all got drunk on moonshine 
 and fucked her.  Now that was a good time too, almost as good 
 as the sheep." 

 By this time the reporter was shaking his head because he 
 couldn't use anything the old man had said so far.  Rather 
 than give up, the reporter decided to try a different approach 
 and asked the old man to recall one of the worst times he had 
 experienced in the town.  The old man replied, "Well...there 
 was that time when I got lost." 

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Subj:     Wife Catches Husband Cheating
          From: LABLaughs.com on 9/13/2003 and 5/16/2008

 A wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed
 with another woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury,
 she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and
 into the tool shed in the back yard and put his penis in
 a vice. She then secured it tightly and removed the handle.
 Next she picked up a hacksaw.

 The husband was terrified, and screamed, "Stop! Stop!
 You're not going to cut it off, are you?"

 The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the
 saw in her husband's hand and said, "Nope. I'm going to set
 the shed on fire. You do whatever you have to".

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Subj:     The Famous Cab Driver
          From: LABLaughsClean on 5/21/2008 

 The tourist in London climbed into a cab and noticed by the 
 license that his cab driver's name was Winston Churchill. 
 Trying to make conversation, he said, "I see your name is 
 Winston Churchill." 

 The driver simply said, "Yep. That's my moniker." 

 The passenger, not willing to give up yet on some banter, 
 said, "That's a pretty famous name." 

 The driver responded with, "As well it should be too. 
 I've been driving a cab here for over forty years!"

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Subj:     Short Jokes That Made Me Laugh Or Smile

From: LablaughsClean on 5/18/2008

 "The measure of success is not whether you have a tough 
  problem to deal with, but whether it's the same problem 
  you had last year."  -- John Foster Dulles

 "Happiness is mostly a by-product of doing what makes
  us feel fulfilled."  -- Dr. Benjamin Spock

 "There is more hunger for love and appreciation in this 
  world than for bread."  -- Mother Teresa

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