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Subject: The Sunday Morning Laughs #592c
         Date: 6/8/2008

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Subj:     The Rise And Fall Of The Aflac Duck
          From: Lasrever on 5/24/2008
 Source: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=543_1196144068

 You can view these first, several Aflac commercials at 
 the above source, or on my web site by clicking below.


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Subj:     Cat That Loves Boxing
          From: rfslick on 5/25/2008

 You can view this cute, short movie by clicking below.


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Subj:     Subj:     Mouse Pad For Men
          From: LABLaughsAdult on 5/21/2008 
 Source: http://www.buffaloschips.com/32138.htm

 I can feel my carpal tunnel syndrome healing very fast 
 with this wonderful invention.  Click below to view them.


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Subj:     Another Foolish Trivia
          From: The Contra Costa Times on May 19,2008

 This is another “Name That Company” which tells you facts
 about a famous company and asks you to name the company.
 Click below to play.


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Subj:     Life Cycle
          From: LABLaughsClean on 5/22/2008
 Source: http://www.lablaughs.com/clean_toon.php?id=C20060617

 You can see this cute, long animated GIF at the above source,
 or on my web site by clicking below.


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Subj:     City Slicker Buys A Pig
          From: thebartend on 7/19/2002

 A city slicker decided to buy himself a pig, so he drove to
 the country until he saw a sign that said "PIGS FOR SALE".

 Turning into the driveway, he spotted the farmer, told him
 what he wanted, and they agreed on a price. They went to
 the barn where the farmer picked up a pig by the tail with
 his teeth. "Yup, that there swine weighs 74 pounds."

 Noting the man's bewilderment, the farmer explained that
 it was a family trait, passed on through generations, to
 be able to precisely weigh pigs in that manner.  The city
 slicker, however, insisted on a second opinion.  So the
 farmer called his son over and the boy came up with the
 same result.

 The man was ready to buy the pig on the spot, but the
 farmer said to go on up to the house and pay his wife.
 The man could then bring the receipt back to the farmer
 and take the pig.

 After a long wait, the city slicker finally returned, but
 without a receipt. "What's the problem, son?" asked the

 "I went up there like you said," said the man, "And your
 wife was too busy."

 "Busy doing what?"

 "Well, don't quote me on this," he warned, "But I think
 she was weighing the milkman."

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Subj:     Cross-Eyed Cow
          From: LABLaughs.com on 5/24/2003 

 This farmer has a cross-eyed cow that keeps bumping into 
 things. He calls up to vet to try to remedy the problem. 

 The vet says. "I think the best thing is to stick a pipe up 
 his ass and blow real hard and the cows eyes will straighten 
 out. The vet - a 70 year old man - inserts the pipe and 
 blows. The cows eyes begin to straighten, but the vet soon 
 looses his breath and the cows eyes are crossed again. The 
 vet gives it another try, but looses his breath again. The 
 vet looks at the farmer - a young healthy man - and says, 
 you look like a strong man, why don't you give it a try. 

 The farmer agrees. He then takes the pipe out of the cows 
 ass, turns it around, and sticks it back in. He then begins 
 to blow. 

 Holy smokes, says the vet. What in the hell did you do that 

 The farmer replies, "You don't think I am gonna put my mouth 
 on the same end of the pipe that you had your on." 

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Subj:     Little Johnny And The Baby W/No Ears
          From: tom on 5/21/2008

 Little Johnnie's neighbor had a baby.  Unfortunately, the 
 baby was born without ears.  When mother and new baby came 
 home from the hospital, Johnnie's family was invited over 
 to see the baby. 

 Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a 
 talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears.  His 
 dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything 
 about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, 
 he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home. 

 Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. 

 When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful 
 baby."  The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. 

 Johnnie said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful 
 little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. 
 Can he see?" 

 "Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor 
 said he will have 20/20 vision." 

 "That's great", said Little Johnnie,"coz he'd be screwed if 
 he needed glasses".

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Subj:     The Jewish Widow And The Butcher
          From: LABLaughsAdult on 5/22/2008 

 In a small town in the Old Country, the Rabbi died. His 
 widow, the Rebbetzin, was so disconsolate that the 
 people of the town decided that she ought to get 
 married again. 

 But the town was so small that the only eligible bachelor 
 was the town butcher. The poor Rebbetzin was somewhat 
 dismayed because she had been wed to a scholar, and the 
 butcher had no great formal education. However, she was 
 lonely, so she agreed, and they were married. 

 After the marriage, Friday came. She went to the mikvah 
 (a Jewish ritual bath to get rid of impurities). Then, she 
 went home to prepare to light the candles. 

 The butcher leaned over to her and said, "My mother, Hana, 
 told me that after the mikvah and before lighting the 
 candles, it's good to have sex." So they did. 

 She lit the candles. He leaned over again and said, "My 
 father,Shmuel, told me that after lighting the candles 
 it's good to have sex." So they did. 

 They went to bed after saying their prayers. When they 
 awoke, he said to her, "My grandmother, Rivka, said 
 that before you go to the synagogue it's good to have 
 sex." So they did. 

 After praying all morning, they came home to rest. Again 
 he whispers in her ear, "My grandfather, Moishe, says 
 after praying it's good to have sex." So they did. 

 On Sunday she went out to shop for food and met a friend 
 who asked, "So how is the new husband?" 

 She replied, "Well, a scholar he isn't, but he comes from 
 a wonderful family... 

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Subj:     The Western Cue Bid
          From: BridgeClues.com on 5/18/2008

 This wonderful web site has daily problems if you click on 
 the bidding drop down menu.  Today's hand #2034 discusses 
 the Western Cue Bid.  Click below to see this bridge problem.


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