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Subject: The Sunday Morning Laughs #592c
Date: 6/8/2008

You can also view old ‘Sunday Morning Laughs’ at
http://jokelibrary.net/archive/index.html
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Subj: The Rise And Fall Of The Aflac Duck
From: Lasrever on 5/24/2008
Source: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=543_1196144068

You can view these first, several Aflac commercials at
the above source, or on my web site by clicking below.

http://www.jokelibrary.net/animals/birds/ducks-aflac.html

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Subj:     Cat That Loves Boxing
          From: rfslick on 5/25/2008

You can view this cute, short movie by clicking below.

http://www.jokelibrary.net/sports/a_to_z/box-cat.html

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Subj:     Subj:     Mouse Pad For Men
          From: LABLaughsAdult on 5/21/2008
Source: http://www.buffaloschips.com/32138.htm

I can feel my carpal tunnel syndrome healing very fast
with this wonderful invention. Click below to view them.

http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/comp/cs-pad.html

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Subj:     Another Foolish Trivia
          From: The Contra Costa Times on May 19,2008

This is another “Name That Company” which tells you facts
about a famous company and asks you to name the company.
Click below to play.

http://www.jokelibrary.net/occupations
./b_to_l/job-stuff-supp-trivia.html#may_19

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Subj:     Life Cycle
          From: LABLaughsClean on 5/22/2008
Source: http://www.lablaughs.com/clean_toon.php?id=C20060617

You can see this cute, long animated GIF at the above source,
or on my web site by clicking below.

http://www.jokelibrary.net/people/f_wom/w-supp-cycle.html

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Subj:     City Slicker Buys A Pig
          From: thebartend on 7/19/2002

A city slicker decided to buy himself a pig, so he drove to
the country until he saw a sign that said "PIGS FOR SALE".

Turning into the driveway, he spotted the farmer, told him
what he wanted, and they agreed on a price. They went to
the barn where the farmer picked up a pig by the tail with
his teeth. "Yup, that there swine weighs 74 pounds."

Noting the man's bewilderment, the farmer explained that
it was a family trait, passed on through generations, to
be able to precisely weigh pigs in that manner. The city
slicker, however, insisted on a second opinion. So the
farmer called his son over and the boy came up with the
same result.

The man was ready to buy the pig on the spot, but the
farmer said to go on up to the house and pay his wife.
The man could then bring the receipt back to the farmer
and take the pig.

After a long wait, the city slicker finally returned, but
without a receipt. "What's the problem, son?" asked the
farmer.

"I went up there like you said," said the man, "And your
wife was too busy."

"Busy doing what?"

"Well, don't quote me on this," he warned, "But I think
she was weighing the milkman."

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Subj:     Cross-Eyed Cow
          From: LABLaughs.com on 5/24/2003

This farmer has a cross-eyed cow that keeps bumping into
things. He calls up to vet to try to remedy the problem.

The vet says. "I think the best thing is to stick a pipe up
his ass and blow real hard and the cows eyes will straighten
out. The vet - a 70 year old man - inserts the pipe and
blows. The cows eyes begin to straighten, but the vet soon
looses his breath and the cows eyes are crossed again. The
vet gives it another try, but looses his breath again. The
vet looks at the farmer - a young healthy man - and says,
you look like a strong man, why don't you give it a try.

The farmer agrees. He then takes the pipe out of the cows
ass, turns it around, and sticks it back in. He then begins
to blow.

Holy smokes, says the vet. What in the hell did you do that
for.

The farmer replies, "You don't think I am gonna put my mouth
on the same end of the pipe that you had your on."

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Subj:     Little Johnny And The Baby W/No Ears
          From: tom on 5/21/2008

Little Johnnie's neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the
baby was born without ears. When mother and new baby came
home from the hospital, Johnnie's family was invited over
to see the baby.

Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a
talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His
dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears,
he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.

Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.

When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful
baby." The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.

Johnnie said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes.
Can he see?"

"Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor
said he will have 20/20 vision."

"That's great", said Little Johnnie,"coz he'd be screwed if
he needed glasses".

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Subj:     The Jewish Widow And The Butcher
          From: LABLaughsAdult on 5/22/2008

In a small town in the Old Country, the Rabbi died. His
widow, the Rebbetzin, was so disconsolate that the
people of the town decided that she ought to get
married again.

But the town was so small that the only eligible bachelor
was the town butcher. The poor Rebbetzin was somewhat
dismayed because she had been wed to a scholar, and the
butcher had no great formal education. However, she was
lonely, so she agreed, and they were married.

After the marriage, Friday came. She went to the mikvah
(a Jewish ritual bath to get rid of impurities). Then, she
went home to prepare to light the candles.

The butcher leaned over to her and said, "My mother, Hana,
told me that after the mikvah and before lighting the
candles, it's good to have sex." So they did.

She lit the candles. He leaned over again and said, "My
father,Shmuel, told me that after lighting the candles
it's good to have sex." So they did.

They went to bed after saying their prayers. When they
awoke, he said to her, "My grandmother, Rivka, said
that before you go to the synagogue it's good to have
sex." So they did.

After praying all morning, they came home to rest. Again
he whispers in her ear, "My grandfather, Moishe, says
after praying it's good to have sex." So they did.

On Sunday she went out to shop for food and met a friend
who asked, "So how is the new husband?"

She replied, "Well, a scholar he isn't, but he comes from
a wonderful family...

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Subj:     The Western Cue Bid
          From: BridgeClues.com on 5/18/2008

This wonderful web site has daily problems if you click on
the bidding drop down menu. Today's hand #2034 discusses
the Western Cue Bid. Click below to see this bridge problem.

http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/g2/a_bridge_column48.html

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