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Subject: The Sunday Morning Laughs #597
         Date: 7/13/2008
 

 "Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or
  a wig.  How many of them will own up to a lack of humor?" 
    -- Frank Moore Colby
 

Thanks for the great jokes you guys keep sending.  If
I havenít sent out a certain joke for four years, I am
now sending the best ones out a second time.
 

Go to http://jokelibrary.net/a_joke_library.html
to read the great jokes you have sent me through the years.
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Subj:     Pandas After China's Earthquake
          From: darrellvip on 6/25/2008 
      and From: Reuter.com
 Source: http://www.reuters.com/article/scienceNews/idUSPEK13160220080522

 This movie, story, and photos will tell you the fate of the 
 pandas after China's devastating quake.  Click below to view.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/animals/a_to_c/quake/quake.html

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Subj:     Company Mascot Quiz
          From: LABLaughsClean on 6/25/2008
 Source: http://money.aol.com/special/company-mascot-quiz

 Quiz: How well do you know your favorite company mascots? 
 Take this fun twenty-question quiz and spot the real 
 mascots.  Click on the above source to test your skill.

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Subj:     The Dangers Of Plastic Bags
          From: tom on 6/26/2008

 This is an excellent PowerPoint Show which explains 
 the dangers and solutions to using plastic bags. 
 Click below to view it.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/yNonJokes/thoughts-learned-supp2.html#plastic

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Subj:     Caroline Kennedy's New Profile: Politics 
          By Kathy Kiely,USA Today

 WASHINGTON - (June 26) - With Barack Obama's bid for the 
 White House, the torch has been passed to a new generation 
 in more ways than one:  For the first time, the best-known 
 Kennedy on the presidential campaign trail is named Caroline. 

 You can read this article with pictures by clicking below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherNtoZ/polit/polit-supp-caroline.html

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Subj:     More Dust Art By Scott Wade
          From: rfslick on 6/27/2008 

 What do you do when you find a dirty car? 
  (a) Write 'WASH ME?' 
  (B) Write naughty words? 
  (c) Do a pretty drawing? 

 See what he does with dirty cars by carefully and artfully 
 removing portions of the dirt.  According to his website,
 he lives very close to a dirt road in San Marcos, Texas.

 Click below to view the pictures.  More of Scottís art
 is above in the same file.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/occupations/art/supp-dust.html#more

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Subj:     Mother Goose On Grandfathers
          From: Grimmy.com on 6/27/2008 
 Source: http://www.grimmy.com/comics.php

 You can view this cute comic strip on the subject of 
 grandfathers on my web site by clicking below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/people/f_eld/e2s-goose.html

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Subj:     Boyfriend Wants Blowjob
          From: KMacinty on 3/29/2000
      and From: DoctorDebt on 8/18/2003

 A guy takes his girlfriend back to her home after being out
 together,and when they reach the front door he leans with one
 hand on the wall and says to her, "Sweetie, why don't you
 give me a blowjob?"
 "What? You're crazy???!!!"
 "Don't worry, it will be quick, no problem."
 "No!! Someone may see; a relative, a neighbor..."
 "At this time of the night no one will show up.."
 "I've already said NO, and NO!"
 "Honey, it's just a small blowie... I know you like it too.."
 "NO!!! I've said NO!!!"
 "My love.. don't be like that.."
 At this moment the younger sister shows up at the door in a
 nightgown with her hair totally in disorder, rubbing her eyes
 and says. "Dad says either you have to blow him, or he will
 come down and give the guy a blowjob himself, but for God's
 sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom!"

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Subj:     Our 3 Major Presidential Candidates:
          From: jbcary1 on 6/25/2008

 Hillary: A lawyer who is married to a lawyer. 

 Obama: Another lawyer who is also married to a lawyer. 

 McCain: A war hero who is married to a busty blonde who 
 owns a beer distributorship. 

 I mean ... Damn, is this a hard decision?????

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 Whatdaya call a cow you pick up and toss?
   -- Chuck roast!
 Whatdaya call a cow with two legs?
   -- Lean Beef.
 What does a cow with short legs have?
   -- Dragon Milk
 What do you call a cow up on its two hind legs?
   -- rare beef.
 Whatdaya call a cow with no legs?
   -- Ground Beef.
 Whatdaya call a dog with no legs?
   -- Doesn't matter, he ain't gonna come anyway...
   --  John Braden (S124, S597)

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Subj:     Math Prob. - Three-Digit Number
          From: Puzzles And Brain Teasers on 6/27/2008 
 Source: http://www.apuzzlezone.com/adailypuzzle/06-27-08.html

 Find a three-digit number containing three different digits 
 where the first digit plus the number formed by the second 
 and third digits, the first digit multiplied by the number 
 formed by the second and third digits, and the sum of the 
 three digits are all perfect squares. 

 The solution can be found on my web site by clicking below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/education/m_files/m4c-3_digit_number.html

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Subj:     Puzzle - Uncle Sam's Fob Chain
             From the book 
             "Mathematical Puzzles of Sam Loyd" 
              Edited by Martin Gardner 
              From: Dover Publications in 1959

 Uncle Sam's watch fob has four coins in it.  Each coin has 
 multiple holes in it.  How many unique chains can be made? 
 Click below to see the picture, the problem's description, 
 and its solution.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/education/m_files/m4c-fob.html

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