"They say the seeds of what we will do are in all of us,
 but it always seemed to me that in those who make jokes
 in life the seeds are covered with better soil and with
 a higher grade of manure. "  -- Ernest Hemingway
 

Thanks for the great jokes you guys keep sending.  If
I haven’t sent out a certain joke for four years, I am
now sending the best ones out a second time.
 

Go to http://jokelibrary.net/a_joke_library.html
to read the great jokes you have sent me through the years.
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Subj:     If I Die Before You Wake...
          From: aldavito on 7/8/2008
 Source: http://g.dwgsee.com/wake/index.htm

 This video is a PowerPoint Show of a song by a US soldier. 
 You can see this great movie at the above source, or on 
 my web site by clicking below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/occupations/sold/supp-wait.html

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Subj:     Coca Cola Commercial
          From: darrellvip on 7/3/2008

 You can view this wonderful Coca Cola commercial on my 
 web site by clicking below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/f_files/food-supp-coke.html

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Subj:     Ever See A Baby Panda Bear Grow?
          From: darrellvip on 6/26/2008

 These seventeen photos of a panda baby growing up are 
 great.  Click below to view it on my web site.

 http://jokelibrary.net/animals/a_to_c/baby/panda.html

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Subj:     Lincoln Discoveries
          From: News.AOL.com on 7/5/2008
 Source: http://news.aol.com/story/_a/vanished-lincoln-
.........bust-baffles-historians/20080704164209990001

 These eighteen photos show some amazing things about 
 President Abraham Lincoln.   Click below to view them.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherNtoZ/nat/lincoln/l.html

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Subj:     Where Bad Credit Hurts the Most 
          By Julie Sturgeon at Bankrate.com  
          From: Money.AOL.com on 7/7/2008
 Source: http://money.aol.com/bankrate/credit/where-bad-
.........credit-hurts-most?icid=200100397x1205312392x1200249099

 Most people understand that low credit scores will translate 
 into higher mortgage and credit card interest rates.  But 
 few realize there are plenty of other insidious ways that a 
 low score can add to a person's costs.  You can read this 
 illuminating article at the above source, or on my web 
 site by clicking below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/banking_pictures/supp-credit.html

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Subj:     Perspective...
          From: ft.apache on 7/2/2008 

 One day, the father of a very wealthy family took his son 
 on a trip to the country with the express purpose of 
 showing him how poor people live.  They spent a couple of 
 days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a 
 very poor family. 

 On their return from their trip, the father asked his son, 
 'How was the trip?' 

 'It was great, Dad.' 

 'Did you see how poor people live?', the father asked. 

 'Oh yeah,' said the son. 

 'So, tell me, what did you learn from the trip?' asked 
 the father. 

 The son answered: 'I saw that we have one dog and they 
 had four.  We have a pool that reaches to the middle of 
 our garden and they have a creek that has no end.  We 
 have imported lanterns in our garden and they have the 
 stars at night.  Our patio reaches to the front yard and 
 they have the whole horizon. 

 We have a small piece of land to live on and they have 
 fields that go beyond our sight.  We have servants who 
 serve us, but they serve others.  We buy our food, but 
 they grow theirs.  We have walls around our property to 
 protect us, they have friends to protect them.' 

 The boy's father...was speechless! 

 Then, his son added, 'Thanks Dad for showing me how poor 
 we are.' 
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 Isn't perspective a wonderful thing? 
 Makes you wonder what would happen if we all gave thanks 
 for everything we have, instead of worrying about what we 
 don't have. 

 Appreciate every single thing you have, especially your 
 friends!

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Subj:     Two Texans And A Choking Lady
          From: RBishop707 on 98-10-14 
      and From: Grampsboyd on 2/4/2004

 Two Texans walk into a roadhouse to wash the trail dust from 
 their throats.  They stand at the bar, drinking their beers 
 and talking quietly about cattle prices.  Suddenly a woman at 
 a table behind them, who had been eating a sandwich, begins 
 to cough.  After a minute or so it becomes apparent that she 
 is in real distress, and the cowboys turn to look at her. 

 "Kin ya swaller? asks one of the cowboys. 

 No, the woman shakes her head. 

 "Kin ya breathe?" asks the other. 

 The woman, beginning to turn a bit blue, shakes her head No 
 again. 

 The first cowboy walks over to her, lifts up the back of her 
 skirt, yanks down her panties, and slowly runs his tongue 
 from the back of her thigh up to the small of her back. This 
 shocks the woman to a violent spasm, the obstruction flies 
 out of her mouth, and she begins to breathe again. 

 The cowboy walks back over to the bar and takes a drink of 
 his beer.  His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heard of that 
 there Hind Lick Maneuver, but, I never seen anybody do it." 

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Subj:     LOGIC PROB. - Cryptic Math
          From: Dell Crossword Special  
            for September 2008 Page 47  
          Published bimonthly by  
            Dell Magazines  
          a division of Crosstown Publications  
            6 Prowitt St.  
            Norwark, CT 06855-1220

 Each of the nine letters stands for one of the numbers one 
 through nine, but no two letters stand for the same number. 
 Using the given clues, can you deduce the number represented 
 be each letter? 

 Click below to see the picture, the problem's description,
 and its solution.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/education/m_files/m4c-cryptic.html

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Subj:     Puzzle - Tug Of War
          From the book 
            "Mathematical Puzzles of Sam Loyd" 
          Edited by Martin Gardner  
          From: Dover Publications in 1959

 The first two tug of war contests were draws.  Who should 
 win the third contest?  Click below to see the picture, 
 the problem's description, and its solution.

 http://jokelibrary.net/education/m_files/m4c-tug_of_war.html

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Calvin in School from Animated GIF Finder