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Subject: The Sunday Morning Laughs #599b
         Date: 7/27/2008

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Subj:     Chubby Checker - Let's Twist Again
          From: tom on 7/5/2008

 You can listen to his original music and see a video 
 of Chubby Checker's "Let's Twist Again" by clicking
 below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/education/m_files/mus-supp2-twist.html

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Subj:     Coyote Catches Road Runner
          From: Youtube.com on 7/4/2008
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJJW7EF5aVk

 You can see this cute cartoon movie at the above source, 
 or on my web site by clicking below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/b_to_e/cart-roadrunner.html

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Subj:     25 Very Good Pictures
          From: darrellvip on 7/3/2008

 You can view these twenty-five very good pictures on my
 web site by clicking below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/yyPictures/fantastic4.html

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Subj:    Cul de Sac Comic Strip
         By Richard Thompson 
         From: WashingtonPost.com on 7/4/2008
 Source: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv
........./artsandliving/comics/cul-de-sac/062908.html

 You can read the Cul de Sac comic strip on "A Child's 
 Garden of Haiku" by clicking below.

 http://jokelibrary.net/words/a_to_p/poet-supp-haiku.html

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Subj:     State Of The Union Comic Strip
          By Carl Moore 
          From: Creators.com on 7/8/2008
 Source: http://www.creators.com/today-comics.html

 This anti-Obama comic strip is funny.  You can view it on 
 my web site by clicking below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherNtoZ/polit/polit-supp-state.html

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Subj:     Catholic Ladies Discuss Their Sons
          From: KMACINTY on 2/15/2001
      and From: ginafm on 7/4/2008

 Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing
 how important their children are.

 The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest.  When
 he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'.

 The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a bishop.
 Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace'.

 The third Catholic woman says smugly,  "Well, not to put
 yours down, but my son is a cardinal.  Whenever he walks into
 a room, people say Eminence'."

 The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence.  The
 first three women give her this subtle "Well"....?  She
 replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6'2", hard-bodied, male
 stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, people say.........
 "OH MY GOD"

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Subj:     Primary School Visits Farm
          From: Newsgroup: rec.humor.funny

 My wife is a primary school teacher, and related this tale
 after another class returned from a trip to a working farm.
 My wife asked little David if he had enjoyed the trip.

 David: "Yes it was great - we saw sheep, horses, goats, and
        f***ers."
 Wife: "er, fine, fine. I know what the sheep and the rest are,
        but what is a fucker?"
 David: "Oh, they're the animals that give us milk"
 Wife: "but who said they were called, er, fuckers?"
 David: "that was our teacher. Well actually she called them
        "effers", but we all knew what she meant."

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Subj:     Golfer Stranded On Island
          From: Anonymous Jr on July 5,2004

 This man got stranded on an island in the middle of the 
 ocean.  For eleven years, he was stuck there until, one 
 day, he saw a liferaft in the lagoon.  He watched with 
 excitement as a very attractive young woman got out of the 
 raft and waded to the shore, her wet and tattered dress 
 gripping her curvaceous body. 

 It seems that her ship hit the coral reef near the island 
 during the previous night while a big party was going 
 onboard and the woman had just enough time to jump into the 
 raft with her purse before the ship quickly sank. 

 The man, overjoyed at seeing another person, blurts out his 
 whole story about how he managed to live on the island 
 alone, how he learned to live off the land, surviving by 
 his wits. 

 "How long did you say you've been on this island?" she 
 asked. 

 "Eleven long years," he replied. 

 "How long has it been since you had a smoke?  Care for one?" 
 she then asked as she pulled a cigarette out of her purse. 

 "Oh yes, indeed!" exclaimed the man. 

 The woman handed the man a cigarette, who smoked it with 
 great relish. 

 "How long has it been since you had a drink?" asked the 
 woman. 

 "Eleven long years!" replied the poor man. 

 The woman reaches into her purse and pulls out a flask 
 with some liquor in it and handed it to the man who drank 
 it with a sigh. 

 "Gee, I just realized.  You've been on this island for 
 eleven years and I guess you haven't had any human contact 
 or intimacy all this time...how long has it been since you 
 played around?" asked the woman then with a wolfish grin on 
 her face. 
  

 "Well, eleven long years also" the man replied with a smile. 

 The woman, with a sexy gaze, began to unzip her dress and 
 dropped her purse onto the ground. 

 "Holy smokes!" exclaimed the very excited man.  "Don't tell 
 me you have a set of golf clubs in there, too!!!!" 

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Subj:     LOGIC PROB. - Trace Elements
          From: Dell Crossword Special  
            for September 2008 Page 51  
          Published bimonthly by  
            Dell Magazines  
          a division of Crosstown Publications  
            6 Prowitt St.  
            Norwark, CT 06855-1220

 Within the boundaries of the shape, draw the outline 
 of the five figures described.  Click below to see the 
 larger picture, the problem's description, and its 
 solution.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/education/m_files/m4c-trace.html

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Subj:     Short Jokes That Made Me Laugh Or Smile

From: LABLaughsClean on 7/4/08

 The greatest discovery is that a person can change their 
 future by merely changing their attitude.  - Unknown

 The things that come to those that wait may be the things 
 left by those who got there first.  -- Unknown

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