Subject: The
Sunday Morning Laughs #599c
Date: 7/27/2008
You can also view old ‘Sunday Morning
Laughs’ at
http://jokelibrary.net/archive/index.html
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Subj: Shark
Surfing
From: ft.apache on 7/8/2008
This crazy surfer is a candidate
for a Darwin Award. You
can view his stupidity on
my web site by clicking below.
http://jokelibrary.net/sports/a_to_z/swim-shark.html
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Subj: Harmonica
Player Plays Lone Ranger Theme
From: LABLaughsClean on 7/8/2008
Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5Sg3EN0UBU
"Classical Medley" By Buddy
Greene
He's so good on the harmonica!
Buddy has talent pouring
out from his ears.
You can see this great video of Buddy
at the above source, or on
my web site by clicking below.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/education/m_files/mus-supp2-harmonica.html
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Subj: Thousands
Expect Apocalypse in 2012
From: News.Aol.com on 7/6/2008
Source: http://news.aol.com/story/_a/thousands-expect-
.........apocalypse-in-2012/20080706152409990001
With the end of the Mayan
calendar in 2012, many believe
the apocalypse is coming.
Click below to read the details.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/yNonJokes/thts/t-supp-apocalypse.html
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Subj: Curvy
Course Maze
From: Dell Crossword Special
for September 2008 Page 12
Published bimonthly by
Dell Magazines
a division of
Crosstown Publications
6 Prowitt St.
Norwark, CT 06855-1220
e-mail at
www.dell-magazines.com
This great magazine has puzzles
and problems for everyone.
You can see this curvy course
maze on my web site by
clicking below.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/yyDrawings/maze2.html
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Subj: Man,
I'm Glad I'm A Man
From: humorlist-digest V1 #210 on 97-09-28
I'm glad I'm a man, you better
believe.
I don't live off of yogurt,
diet coke, or cottage cheese
I don't bitch to my girlfriends
about the size of my breasts
I can get where I want to
- north, south, east or west
I don't get wasted after
only 2 beers
and when I do drink I don't
end up in tears.
I won't spend hours deciding
what to wear,
I spend 5 minutes max fixing
my hair
and I don't go around checking
my reflection
in everything shiny from
every direction.
I don't whine in public and
make us leave early
and when you ask why get
all bitter and surly.
I'm glad I'm a man, I'm so
glad I could sing
I don't have to sit around
waiting for that ring.
I don't gossip about friends
or stab them in the back
I don't carry our differences
into the sack.
I'll never go psycho and
threaten to kill you
or think every guy out there's
trying to steal you.
I'm rational, reasonable,
and logical too
I know what the time is and
I know what to do.
And I honestly think its a
privilege for me
to have these two balls and
stand when I pee
I live to watch sports and
play all sorts of ball
It's more fun than dealing
with women after all
I won't cry if you figure
out it's not going to work
I won't remain bitter and
call you a jerk.
Feel free to use me for immediate
pleasure
I won't assume it's permanent
by any measure.
Yes, I'm glad I'm a man, a
man you see
I'm glad I'm not capable
of child delivery
I don't get all bitchy every
28 days
I'm glad that my gender gets
me a much bigger raise
I'm a man by chance and I'm
thankful it's true
I'm so glad I'm a man and
not a woman like you!
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Subj: Another
Foolish Trivia
From: Conta Costa Times on Monday, June 30, 2008
This is another “Name That
Company” which tells you facts
about a famous company and
asks you to name the company.
Click below to play.
http://jokelibrary.net/occupations/b_to_l/job-stuff-supp-trivia.html#11
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Subj: Word
Facts
From: RFSlick on 99-02-14
and From: tom on 7/6/2008
You can view these twenty-one,
interesting 'word facts'
with pictures on my web site
by clicking below.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/words/a_to_p/Eng-words.html
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Subj: Another
Burma Shave Sign
From: darrellvip on 7/7/2008
Source: http://jokelibrary.net/words/q_to_w/burma/shave_other.html
around the corner
lickity split
beautiful car
wasn't it?
Burma-Shave
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Subj: Another
Response To A 2ed Level Preempt
From: BridgeClues.com on 7/3/2008
This wonderful web site has
daily problems if you click on
the bidding drop down menu.
Today's hand #2048 discusses
another response to a 2ed
level preempt. Click below to
see this bridge problem.
http://jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/g2/a_bridge_column55.html
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