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Subject: The Sunday Morning Laughs #599c
         Date: 7/27/2008
 

You can also view old ‘Sunday Morning Laughs’ at 
http://jokelibrary.net/archive/index.html
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Subj:     Shark Surfing 
          From: ft.apache on 7/8/2008

 This crazy surfer is a candidate for a Darwin Award.  You 
 can view his stupidity on my web site by clicking below.

 http://jokelibrary.net/sports/a_to_z/swim-shark.html

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Subj:     Harmonica Player Plays Lone Ranger Theme
          From: LABLaughsClean on 7/8/2008
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5Sg3EN0UBU

 "Classical Medley" By Buddy Greene 
 He's so good on the harmonica!  Buddy has talent pouring 
 out from his ears.  You can see this great video of Buddy 
 at the above source, or on my web site by clicking below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/education/m_files/mus-supp2-harmonica.html

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Subj:     Thousands Expect Apocalypse in 2012
          From: News.Aol.com on 7/6/2008
 Source: http://news.aol.com/story/_a/thousands-expect-
.........apocalypse-in-2012/20080706152409990001

 With the end of the Mayan calendar in 2012, many believe 
 the apocalypse is coming.  Click below to read the details.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/yNonJokes/thts/t-supp-apocalypse.html

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Subj:     Curvy Course Maze
          From: Dell Crossword Special 
            for September 2008 Page 12 
          Published bimonthly by 
            Dell Magazines 
          a division of 
            Crosstown Publications 
            6 Prowitt St. 
            Norwark, CT 06855-1220 
            e-mail at 
            www.dell-magazines.com

 This great magazine has puzzles and problems for everyone.
 You can see this curvy course maze on my web site by
 clicking below.
 
 http://www.jokelibrary.net/yyDrawings/maze2.html

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Subj:     Man, I'm Glad I'm A Man
          From: humorlist-digest V1 #210 on 97-09-28 

 I'm glad I'm a man, you better believe. 
 I don't live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheese 
 I don't bitch to my girlfriends about the size of my breasts 
 I can get where I want to - north, south, east or west 
 I don't get wasted after only 2 beers 
 and when I do drink I don't end up in tears. 
 I won't spend hours deciding what to wear, 
 I spend 5 minutes max fixing my hair 
 and I don't go around checking my reflection 
 in everything shiny from every direction. 
 I don't whine in public and make us leave early 
 and when you ask why get all bitter and surly. 

 I'm glad I'm a man, I'm so glad I could sing 
 I don't have to sit around waiting for that ring. 
 I don't gossip about friends or stab them in the back 
 I don't carry our differences into the sack. 
 I'll never go psycho and threaten to kill you 
 or think every guy out there's trying to steal you. 
 I'm rational, reasonable, and logical too 
 I know what the time is and I know what to do. 

 And I honestly think its a privilege for me 
 to have these two balls and stand when I pee 
 I live to watch sports and play all sorts of ball 
 It's more fun than dealing with women after all 
 I won't cry if you figure out it's not going to work 
 I won't remain bitter and call you a jerk. 
 Feel free to use me for immediate pleasure 
 I won't assume it's permanent by any measure. 

 Yes, I'm glad I'm a man, a man you see 
 I'm glad I'm not capable of child delivery 
 I don't get all bitchy every 28 days 
 I'm glad that my gender gets me a much bigger raise 
 I'm a man by chance and I'm thankful it's true 
 I'm so glad I'm a man and not a woman like you! 

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Subj:     Another Foolish Trivia
          From: Conta Costa Times on Monday, June 30, 2008

 This is another “Name That Company” which tells you facts
 about a famous company and asks you to name the company.
 Click below to play.

 http://jokelibrary.net/occupations/b_to_l/job-stuff-supp-trivia.html#11

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Subj:     Word Facts
          From: RFSlick on 99-02-14 
      and From: tom on 7/6/2008

 You can view these twenty-one, interesting 'word facts' 
 with pictures on my web site by clicking below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/words/a_to_p/Eng-words.html

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Subj:     Another Burma Shave Sign
          From: darrellvip on 7/7/2008
 Source: http://jokelibrary.net/words/q_to_w/burma/shave_other.html

 around the corner
 lickity split
 beautiful car
 wasn't it?
 Burma-Shave

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Subj:     Another Response To A 2ed Level Preempt
          From: BridgeClues.com on 7/3/2008

 This wonderful web site has daily problems if you click on 
 the bidding drop down menu.  Today's hand #2048 discusses 
 another response to a 2ed level preempt.  Click below to
 see this bridge problem.

 http://jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/g2/a_bridge_column55.html

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