Subject: The
Sunday Morning Laughs #600b
Date: 8/3/2008
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Subj: Bathtub
Toy
From: LABLaughsAdult on 7/7/2008
Source: http://www.buffalosjokes.com/j07.htm
You can view this short, dirty,
cute movie at the above
source, or on my web site
by clicking below.
http://jokelibrary.net/sex/p_to_s/pussy-bathtub.html
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Subj: The
Acrobat
From: LABLaughsAdult on 7/8/2008
Source: http://www.lablaughs.com/adult_toon.php?id=A20050209
This animated GIF is stupid,
but cute. You can see
it at the above source, or
on my site by clicking below.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/sex/p_to_s/shit-supp-acrobat.html
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Subj: Mallard
Fillmore On Light Bulbs
From: JewishWorldReview on 7/11/2008
Source: http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/mallard1.asp
You can read the Mallard Fillmore
comic strips on the new
fluorescent light bulb law
by clicking below.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/yNonJokes/b_to_t/laws-mallard.html
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Subj: Gunslinger
Supreme
From:LABLaughsClean on 7/7/2008
Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5MWjvK5N7w
This gunslinger is using a
post Civil War type single-action
revolver... like John Wayne
used in all those various Westerns.
The hammer has to be cocked
back BEFORE each shot!
Cocked back manually!
That's why he has the glove
on the other hand,
as he is "fanning the hammer"...
I have seen "Cowboy Shooting"
and "Fast Draw"
(both certified shooting
sports) experts before,
but never, ever anything
like this! He is not only
FAST... but he is accurate.
And since he obviously is
strictly "point shooting"
(i.e., not using sights),
can you imagine the amount
of practice that he had to
have performed to
attain this degree of "instinctive"
shooting???
Wow... I must have watched
this ten times.
You can see this short movie
at the above source, or
on my web site by clicking
below.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/occupations/cow/c2-Gunslinger.html
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Subj: Three
English Taunt An Irish
From: LABLaughs.com on 2/18/2003
An Irish man is sittin in
a pub one night when 3 Englishmen
walked in. The men sit down,
and start to talk about how
they can anger the Irishman...
The first man says, "Watch
this..." He gets up,
walks over to the Irishman, and says,
"Hey man, I hear your St.
Patrick was a faggot."
The Irishman just replies,
"Oh, is that so now?" The
Englishman, goes back to
his seat perplexed, when his
friend jumps up and says,
"Here, lemme try that." So he
goes over to the Irishman
and says, "Hey man, I hear your
St. Patrick was a transvestite
faggot!" The Irishman only
replies, "Oh, is that so
now?" So the Englishman,
frustrated goes and sits
down with his friends.
When the 3rd Englishman jumps
up and says, "Well, now, I
gotta try that!" So
he walks over to the Irishman and says,
"Hey, I hear your St. Patrick
was an ENGLISHMAN!" And the
Irishman replies, "Aye, that's
what your friends were
sayin."
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Subj: An
Unusual Hooker
From: Fischer-J on 7/9/2008
Dear Sam,
The other day I met a very
unusual hooker named Helga in
our old hometown at the corner
of Georgia and Sonoma.
She wore striped pants with
a purple blouse. When Helga
approached me, she explained
that she charged by the inch.
I declined Helga's offer,
but I'm writing you in case you
you were looking for a real
bargain.
Alan
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Subj: Poem
About A Hexed Redneck
From: LABLaughs.com on 8/4/2003
My wife just left, and the
well went dry.
My horse is sick and about
to die.
Then my still blew up and
the barn burned down,
And the road washed out on
the way to town.
Then my dog got rabies and
bit the cat,
And they both died soon after
that.
Now I lost my specs, and
my pipe-stem broke,
So I can't even sit and read
and smoke.
A tree fell on the chicken
shed,
And most of the hens got
smashed plumb dead.
Then a chimney fire took
half of a wall,
And this old shack is about
to fall.
Then I caught my heel on an
old dead vine,
And sat smack dab on a porcupine.
Then a beaver dam broke and
my bridge washed out,
And my watch stopped working
and I've got the gout.
And the bank foreclosed, so
I've lost my place,
And my cow disappeared without
a trace.
They cut off my credit at
the grocery store,
And I lost my job and a whole
lot more.
I must have been hexed by
a triple curse,
As things keep going from
bad to worse.
And now fate has hit me a
last dirty crack,
To top off the worst …..
my wife's coming back!
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Subj: Math
Prob. - Maximum Product
From: Puzzles And Brain Teasers on 7/10/2008
Source: http://www.apuzzlezone.com/adailypuzzle/07-10-08.html
P and Q are integers that
between them contain each
of the digits from 0 to 9
once and only once. What
is the maximum value of P
x Q?
The solution can be found
on my web site by clicking
below.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/education/m_files/m4c-max_product.html
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Subj: LOGIC
PROB. - Triangle Fill-in
From: Dell Crossword Special
for July 2008 Page 32
Published bimonthly by
Dell Magazines
a division of Crosstown Publications
6 Prowitt St.
Norwark, CT 06855-1220
Fill-in each triangle with
the proper 3-letter word so that
all the corners where the
triangles meet have the same letter.
Click below to see the larger
picture, the problem's
description, and its solution.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/education/m_files/m4c-fill_in.html
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Subj: Short
Jokes That Made Me Laugh Or Smile
From:LABLaughsClean on 7/7/2008
If you want to know what a
man is really like, take notice
how he acts when he loses
money. -- New England proverb
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