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Subject: The Sunday Morning Laughs #600b
         Date: 8/3/2008

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Subj:     Bathtub Toy
          From: LABLaughsAdult on 7/7/2008 
 Source: http://www.buffalosjokes.com/j07.htm

 You can view this short, dirty, cute movie at the above 
 source, or on my web site by clicking below.

 http://jokelibrary.net/sex/p_to_s/pussy-bathtub.html

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Subj:     The Acrobat
          From: LABLaughsAdult on 7/8/2008
 Source: http://www.lablaughs.com/adult_toon.php?id=A20050209

 This animated GIF is stupid, but cute.  You can see 
 it at the above source, or on my site by clicking below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/sex/p_to_s/shit-supp-acrobat.html

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Subj:     Mallard Fillmore On Light Bulbs
          From: JewishWorldReview on 7/11/2008
 Source: http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/mallard1.asp

 You can read the Mallard Fillmore comic strips on the new
 fluorescent light bulb law by clicking below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/yNonJokes/b_to_t/laws-mallard.html

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Subj:     Gunslinger Supreme
          From:LABLaughsClean on 7/7/2008
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5MWjvK5N7w

 This gunslinger is using a post Civil War type single-action 
 revolver... like John Wayne used in all those various Westerns. 

 The hammer has to be cocked back BEFORE each shot! 

 Cocked back manually! 

 That's why he has the glove on the other hand, 
 as he is "fanning the hammer"... 

 I have seen "Cowboy Shooting" and "Fast Draw" 
 (both certified shooting sports) experts before, 
 but never, ever anything like this! He is not only 
 FAST... but he is accurate. 

 And since he obviously is strictly "point shooting" 
 (i.e., not using sights), can you imagine the amount 
 of practice that he had to have performed to 
 attain this degree of "instinctive" shooting??? 

 Wow... I must have watched this ten times. 

 You can see this short movie at the above source, or 
 on my web site by clicking below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/occupations/cow/c2-Gunslinger.html

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Subj:     Three English Taunt An Irish
          From: LABLaughs.com on 2/18/2003

 An Irish man is sittin in a pub one night when 3 Englishmen
 walked in. The men sit down, and start to talk about how
 they can anger the Irishman...  The first man says, "Watch
 this..."  He gets up, walks over to the Irishman, and says,
 "Hey man, I hear your St. Patrick was a faggot."

 The Irishman just replies, "Oh, is that so now?" The
 Englishman, goes back to his seat perplexed, when his
 friend jumps up and says, "Here, lemme try that." So he
 goes over to the Irishman and says, "Hey man, I hear your
 St. Patrick was a transvestite faggot!"  The Irishman only
 replies, "Oh, is that so now?"  So the Englishman,
 frustrated goes and sits down with his friends.

 When the 3rd Englishman jumps up and says, "Well, now, I
 gotta try that!"  So he walks over to the Irishman and says,
 "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was an ENGLISHMAN!" And the
 Irishman replies, "Aye, that's what your friends were
 sayin."

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Subj:     An Unusual Hooker
          From: Fischer-J on 7/9/2008 

 Dear Sam, 

 The other day I met a very unusual hooker named Helga in 
 our old hometown at the corner of Georgia and Sonoma. 
 She wore striped pants with a purple blouse.  When Helga 
 approached me, she explained that she charged by the inch. 

 I declined Helga's offer, but I'm writing you in case you 
 you were looking for a real bargain. 

 Alan

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Subj:     Poem About A Hexed Redneck
          From: LABLaughs.com on 8/4/2003

 My wife just left, and the well went dry.
 My horse is sick and about to die.
 Then my still blew up and the barn burned down,
 And the road washed out on the way to town.

 Then my dog got rabies and bit the cat,
 And they both died soon after that.
 Now I lost my specs, and my pipe-stem broke,
 So I can't even sit and read and smoke.

 A tree fell on the chicken shed,
 And most of the hens got smashed plumb dead.
 Then a chimney fire took half of a wall,
 And this old shack is about to fall.

 Then I caught my heel on an old dead vine,
 And sat smack dab on a porcupine.
 Then a beaver dam broke and my bridge washed out,
 And my watch stopped working and I've got the gout.

 And the bank foreclosed, so I've lost my place,
 And my cow disappeared without a trace.
 They cut off my credit at the grocery store,
 And I lost my job and a whole lot more.

 I must have been hexed by a triple curse,
 As things keep going from bad to worse.
 And now fate has hit me a last dirty crack,
 To top off the worst .. my wife's coming back!

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Subj:     Math Prob. - Maximum Product
          From: Puzzles And Brain Teasers on 7/10/2008 
 Source: http://www.apuzzlezone.com/adailypuzzle/07-10-08.html

 P and Q are integers that between them contain each 
 of the digits from 0 to 9 once and only once.  What 
 is the maximum value of P x Q? 

 The solution can be found on my web site by clicking
 below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/education/m_files/m4c-max_product.html

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Subj:     LOGIC PROB. - Triangle Fill-in
          From: Dell Crossword Special  
            for July 2008 Page 32  
          Published bimonthly by  
            Dell Magazines  
          a division of Crosstown Publications  
            6 Prowitt St.  
            Norwark, CT 06855-1220

 Fill-in each triangle with the proper 3-letter word so that 
 all the corners where the triangles meet have the same letter. 
 Click below to see the larger picture, the problem's 
 description, and its solution.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/education/m_files/m4c-fill_in.html

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Subj:     Short Jokes That Made Me Laugh Or Smile
 

From:LABLaughsClean on 7/7/2008

 If you want to know what a man is really like, take notice
 how he acts when he loses money.  -- New England proverb

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