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Subj:     An Austrian Prison (S602b in Prison) 
          From: ginafm on 7/22/2008
 Source1: http://www.snopes.com/photos/architecture/prison.asp
 Source2: http://www.mimoa.eu/projects/Austria/Leoben
........../Justice%20and%20Detention%20Centre

 These fifteen photos show the Justice and Detention Centre 
 in Leoben, Austria.  Click below to view one beautiful jail.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/people/p_files/pris-austria/a.html

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Subj:     Brazilian Toyota Commercial
          From: tom on 7/23/2008

 You can view this cute, short commercial by clicking below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/cars/cars-supp-brazil.html

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Subj:     Opus On The Universe
          By Berkeley Breathed Aug 5, 2007 
          From: Salon.com on 7/21/2008
 Source: http://www.salon.com/comics/opus/2007/08/05/opus/

 Opus thinks about the universe.  What's the center of it all? 
 You can view this wonderful comic strip at the above source, 
 or on my web site by clicking below. 

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/education/after_m/phy1-opus.html

 You can view other great Opus Comic Strips by going to

 http://dir.salon.com/topics/berkeley_breathed/

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Subj:     The ABC's of Aging...
          From: darrellvip on 7/24/2008

 You can view this cute list of twenty-six elderly ailments 
 by clicking below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/people/f_eld/e3s-abc.html

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Subj:     Herman Comic Strip
          by Jim Unger 
          From: Comics.com on 7/25/2008
 Source: http://www.comics.com/comics/herman/index.html

 This comic strip discusses Herman's kids finding a job. 
 Click below to view this strip.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/people/f_kids/k5-herman.html

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Subj:    Frank And Ernest on Weight (S602b – polit2-quotes) 
         From: Washington Post.com on 7/26/2008
 Source: http://members.comics.com/members/common
........./affiliateArchive.do;jsessionid=aarRtX4g6r77?
.........site=washpost&comic=franknernest&stripId=359539

 This Frank and Ernest comic strip is a quotation by
 Ben Franklin on losing weight.  Click below to view it. 
  
 http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherNtoZ/polit/polit2-quotes.html#frank

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Subj:     A Priest And A Rabbi At A Picnic
          From: tom on 7/24/2008

 A Jewish Rabbi and a Catholic Priest met at the town's 
 annual 4th of July picnic.  Old friends, they began their 
 usual banter.  'This baked ham is really delicious,' the 
 priest teased the rabbi. 

 'You really ought to try it.  I know it's against your 
 religion, but I can't understand why such a wonderful food 
 should be forbidden!  You don't know what you're missing. 
 You just haven't lived until you've tried Mrs. Hall's prized 
 Virginia Baked Ham.  Tell me, Rabbi, when are you going to 
 break down and try it?' 

 The rabbi looked at the priest with a big grin, and said, 
 'At your wedding.'

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Subj:     LOGIC PROB. - Trace Elements II
          From: Dell Crossword Special  
            for May 2008 Page 90  
          Published bimonthly by  
            Dell Magazines  
          a division of Crosstown Publications  
            6 Prowitt St.  
            Norwark, CT 06855-1220

 Within the boundaries of the shape, draw the outline 
 of the five figures described.  Click below to see the 
 larger picture, the problem's description, and its 
 solution.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/education/m_files/m4c-trace2.html

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Subj:     Hormone Hostage
          From: coreymac on 10/11/2002

 Every "Hormone Hostage" knows that there are days in the
 month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he
 takes his life in his hands.  This is a handy guide that
 should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet
 of every husband, boyfriend or significant other.

 DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
 SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
 SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?

 DANGEROUS: Are you wearing THAT?
 SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
 SAFEST: Wow! Look at you!

 DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
 SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
 SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.

 DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
 SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
 SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?

 DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day?
 SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
 SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe.

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Subj:     Short Jokes That Made Me Laugh Or Smile

From: tom on 7/24/2008

 Lord, keep Your arm around my shoulder
 and Your hand over my mouth.
 
 

From: LABLaughsClean on 7/25/08

 "You can find on the outside only what you possess
  on the inside."  -- Adolfo Montiel Ballesteros

 "The world is moved not only by the mighty shoves
  of the heroes, but also by the aggregate of the
  tiny pushes of each honest worker."  -- Helen Keller
 
 

From: Jay Lenno Show on 7/23/2008

 Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over
 the bay then they would be bagels.  --  Jon Smith

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Smiley and eyebrows from Imogenelumen on 12/17/2003