Subject: The
Sunday Morning Laughs #602c
Date: 8/17/2008
You can also view old ‘Sunday Morning
Laughs’ at
http://jokelibrary.net/archive/index.html
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Subj: The
Banana Test
From: darrellvip on 7/23/2008
You can take this silly, cute
test by clicking below.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/words/q_to_w/tests2-supp-banana.html
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Subj: Opus
Comics On Religion
By Berkeley Breathed Jun 24, 2007
From: Salon.com on 7/17/2008
Source: http://www.salon.com/comics/opus/2007/06/17/opus/
This Opus comic strip discusses
religion, God and everything.
You can view this wonderful
comic strip at the above source,
or on my web site by clicking
below.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/religion/c_to_r/religion2-opus.html
You can view other great Opus
Comic Strips by going to
http://dir.salon.com/topics/berkeley_breathed/
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Subj: Pooh
Comic Strip
By Disney
From: Creators.com on 7/23/2008
Source: http://www.creators.com/today-comics.html
Winnie the Pooh comic strip
discusses a rainy day.
You can view this strip on
my site by clicking below.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/banking_pictures/supp-pooh.html
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Subj: 11
Cool Pictures
From: tom on 7/23/2008
You can view these 11 cool
photos by clicking below.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/yyPictures/fantastic5.html
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Subj: Chinese
Couple Have A Baby
From: mauryschu on 7/22/2008
Su Wong marries Lee Wong.
The next year, the Wongs have
a new baby. The nurse
brings over a lovely, healthy,
bouncy, but definitely a
Caucasian, WHITE baby boy.
'Congratulations,' says the
nurse to the new parents.
'Well Mr. Wong, what will
you and Mrs. Wong name the
baby?'
The puzzled father looks at
his new baby boy and says,
'Well, two Wong's don't make
a white, so I think we
will name him...
Are you ready for this?
Sum Ting Wong
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Subj: God
Created Cats And Dogs
From: Imogenelumen on 8/24/2004
and From: darrellvip on 7/25/2008
It is reported that the following
edition of the Book of
Genesis was discovered in
the Dead Seal Scrolls. If authentic,
it would shed light on the
question, "Where do pets come from?"
And Adam said, "Lord, when
I was in the garden, you walked
with me everyday. Now
I do not see you anymore. I am lone-
some here and it is difficult
for me to remember how much you
love me."
And God said, "No problem!
I will create a companion for you
that will be with you forever
and who will be a reflection of
my love for you, so that
you will know I love you, even when
you cannot see me.
Regardless of how selfish and childish
and unlovable you may be,
this new companion will accept you
as you are and will love
you as I do, in spite of yourself."
And God created a new animal
to be a companion for Adam. And
it was a good animal. And
God was pleased.
And the new animal was pleased
to be with Adam and he wagged
his tail. And Adam
said, "But Lord, I have already named all
the animals in the Kingdom
and all the good names are taken
and I cannot think of a name
for this new animal."
And God said, "No problem!
Because I have created this new
animal to be a reflection
of my love for you, his name will
be a reflection of my own
name, and you will call him DOG."
And Dog lived with Adam and
was a companion to him and loved
him. And Adam was comforted.
And God was pleased. And Dog
was content and wagged his
tail.
After a while, it came to
pass that Adam's guardian angel
came to the Lord and said,
"Lord, Adam has become filled
with pride. He struts
and preens like a peacock and he
believes he is worthy of
adoration. Dog has indeed taught
him that he is loved, but
no one has taught him humility."
And the Lord said, "No problem!
I will create for him a
companion who will be with
him forever and who will see him
as he is. The companion
will remind him of his limitations,
so he will know that he is
not always worthy of adoration."
And God created CAT to be
a companion to Adam. And Cat
would not obey Adam.
And when Adam gazed into Cat's
eyes, he was reminded that
he was not the supreme being.
And Adam learned humility.
And God was pleased.
And Adam was greatly improved.
And Dog was happy.
And the cat didn't give a
shit one way or the other.
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Subj: Cow
Poke
From: jerry on 4/22/03
Before complaining about your
job, think about Ernie
Munck who "arms cows" for
a living. In veterinarian
speak, "arming cows" has
to do with sticking you hand
way inside a cow's butt to
dislodge an intestinal blockage.
But always the optimist, Muck,
er Munck, says that the
good part of the job is that
on cold days one hand will
be warm. This was the
best thing he could think of.
WPVI (Philadelphia) 14-Apr-03
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Subj: Another
Foolish Trivia
From the Images.Amuniversal.com, on unknown date
This is another “Name That
Company” which tells you facts
about a famous company and
asks you to name the company.
I trace my roots back to Iowa
in 1893. The wooden-tub
washing machine I introduced
in 1907 proved so popular
that I abandoned farming
products to focus on it. Today
I’m America’s third-largest
home appliance maker. I rake
in some $4.7 billion annually
in sales and am one of
“America’s Most Admired”
companies.
My washers, dryers, dishwashers,
refrigerators and ranges
carry my own name, as well
as the Jenn-Air, Amana, Magic
Chef and Jade names.
I also own the Hoover floor care
brand and Dixie-Narco, a
leader in refrigerated soft drink
and specialty vending machines.
Who am I?
Click below to see the answer.
http://jokelibrary.net/occupations/b_to_l/job-stuff-supp-trivia.html#13
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Subj: Interfering
with a Long Suit
From: BridgeClues.com on 7/22/2008
This wonderful web site has
daily problems if you click on
the bidding drop down menu.
Today's hand #2062 discusses
interfering with a long suit.
Click below to see this
bridge problem.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/g2/a_bridge_column58.html
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placed this donate button at
a few key locations on my web site.
If you are sending me
jokes each week, you have already
made a donation.
Hey, if you sent
a quarter each week, I might have some cents.
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