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Subject: The Sunday Morning Laughs #602c
         Date: 8/17/2008
 

You can also view old ‘Sunday Morning Laughs’ at 
http://jokelibrary.net/archive/index.html
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Subj:     The Banana Test
          From: darrellvip on 7/23/2008

 You can take this silly, cute test by clicking below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/words/q_to_w/tests2-supp-banana.html

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Subj:     Opus Comics On Religion
          By Berkeley Breathed Jun 24, 2007 
          From: Salon.com on 7/17/2008
 Source: http://www.salon.com/comics/opus/2007/06/17/opus/

 This Opus comic strip discusses religion, God and everything. 
 You can view this wonderful comic strip at the above source, 
 or on my web site by clicking below. 

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/religion/c_to_r/religion2-opus.html

 You can view other great Opus Comic Strips by going to

 http://dir.salon.com/topics/berkeley_breathed/

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Subj:     Pooh Comic Strip
          By Disney 
          From: Creators.com on 7/23/2008
 Source: http://www.creators.com/today-comics.html

 Winnie the Pooh comic strip discusses a rainy day. 
 You can view this strip on my site by clicking below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/banking_pictures/supp-pooh.html

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Subj:     11 Cool Pictures
          From: tom on 7/23/2008

 You can view these 11 cool photos by clicking below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/yyPictures/fantastic5.html

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Subj:     Chinese Couple Have A Baby
          From: mauryschu on 7/22/2008

 Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongs have 
 a new baby.  The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, 
 bouncy, but definitely a Caucasian, WHITE baby boy. 

 'Congratulations,' says the nurse to the new parents. 
 'Well Mr. Wong, what will you and Mrs. Wong name the 
 baby?' 

 The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says, 
 'Well, two Wong's don't make a white, so I think we 
 will name him... 

 Are you ready for this? 
 
 
 
 

 Sum Ting Wong

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Subj:     God Created Cats And Dogs
          From: Imogenelumen on 8/24/2004
      and From: darrellvip on 7/25/2008

 It is reported that the following edition of the Book of
 Genesis was discovered in the Dead Seal Scrolls. If authentic,
 it would shed light on the question, "Where do pets come from?"

 And Adam said, "Lord, when I was in the garden, you walked
 with me everyday.  Now I do not see you anymore.  I am lone-
 some here and it is difficult for me to remember how much you
 love me."

 And God said, "No problem! I will create a companion for you
 that will be with you forever and who will be a reflection of
 my love for you, so that you will know I love you, even when
 you cannot see me.  Regardless of how selfish and childish
 and unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you
 as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourself."

 And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam.  And
 it was a good animal. And God was pleased.

 And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and he wagged
 his tail.  And Adam said, "But Lord, I have already named all
 the animals in the Kingdom and all the good names are taken
 and I cannot think of a name for this new animal."

 And God said, "No problem!  Because I have created this new
 animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will
 be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG."

 And Dog lived with Adam and was a companion to him and loved
 him.  And Adam was comforted.  And God was pleased.  And Dog
 was content and wagged his tail.

 After a while, it came to pass that Adam's guardian angel
 came to the Lord and said, "Lord, Adam has become filled
 with pride.  He struts and preens like a peacock and he
 believes he is worthy of adoration.  Dog has indeed taught
 him that he is loved, but no one has taught him humility."

 And the Lord said, "No problem! I will create for him a
 companion who will be with him forever and who will see him
 as he is.  The companion will remind him of his limitations,
 so he will know that he is not always worthy of adoration."

 And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam.  And Cat
 would not obey Adam.

 And when Adam gazed into Cat's eyes, he was reminded that
 he was not the supreme being. And Adam learned humility.

 And God was pleased.

 And Adam was greatly improved.

 And Dog was happy.

 And the cat didn't give a shit one way or the other.

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Subj:     Cow Poke
          From: jerry on 4/22/03

 Before complaining about your job, think about Ernie
 Munck who "arms cows" for a living.  In veterinarian
 speak, "arming cows" has to do with sticking you hand
 way inside a cow's butt to dislodge an intestinal blockage.

 But always the optimist, Muck, er Munck, says that the
 good part of the job is that on cold days one hand will
 be warm.  This was the best thing he could think of.

 WPVI (Philadelphia) 14-Apr-03

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Subj:     Another Foolish Trivia
          From the Images.Amuniversal.com, on unknown date

 This is another “Name That Company” which tells you facts
 about a famous company and asks you to name the company.

 I trace my roots back to Iowa in 1893. The wooden-tub
 washing machine I introduced in 1907 proved so popular
 that I abandoned farming products to focus on it.  Today
 I’m America’s third-largest home appliance maker.  I rake
 in some $4.7 billion annually in sales and am one of
 “America’s Most Admired” companies. 

 My washers, dryers, dishwashers, refrigerators and ranges
 carry my own name, as well as the Jenn-Air, Amana, Magic
 Chef and Jade names.  I also own the Hoover floor care
 brand and Dixie-Narco, a leader in refrigerated soft drink
 and specialty vending machines. Who am I?

 Click below to see the answer.

 http://jokelibrary.net/occupations/b_to_l/job-stuff-supp-trivia.html#13

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Subj:     Interfering with a Long Suit 
          From: BridgeClues.com on 7/22/2008

 This wonderful web site has daily problems if you click on 
 the bidding drop down menu.  Today's hand #2062 discusses 
 interfering with a long suit.  Click below to see this
 bridge problem.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/g2/a_bridge_column58.html

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