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Subject: The Sunday Morning Laughs #603
         Date: 8/24/2008
 
 

 "They say the seeds of what we will do are in all of us,
 but it always seemed to me that in those who make jokes
 in life the seeds are covered with better soil and with
 a higher grade of manure. "  -- Ernest Hemingway
 
 

Thanks for the great jokes you guys keep sending.  If
I havenít sent out a certain joke for four years, I am
now sending the best ones out a second time.
 

Go to http://jokelibrary.net/a_joke_library.html
to read the great jokes you have sent me through the years.
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Subj:     Our First Techie President
          From: Anna Quindlen, Newsweek, Aug. 4,2008
Photo from AmericanCivilWar.com
 Source: http://hnn.us/articles/30860.html

 This article about Abraham Lincoln being the first 
 President to use technology for the good of the 
 country, and to win the Civil War, is amazing. 
 You can read the article at the above source, or 
 read it with pictures on my site by clicking below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherNtoZ/nat/nat-supp-telegraph.html

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Subj:     The Boys Of Iwo Jima
          From: ICohen on 11/04/2000 
      and From: rfslick on 7/28/2008
Photo from Snopes.com
 This is a great, true article about the six boys who raised
 the flag Iwo Jima.  The article is long enough, that I am
 including it as an attachment.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/yNonJokes/tear-jerker1.html#the_boys_of_Iwo_jima

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Subj:     Golfing Lawyer Meets Beautiful Babe
          From: Bawdy.Net Collage #167 

 This lawyer was so fanatical about his golf game that he 
 played every day.  One morning after he has competed the 
 first hole and was just about ready to tee off on the
 second, he noticed the most gorgeous woman he had ever 
 seen putting alone on the first green. 

 The lawyer waited until the woman had reached the second 
 tee and asked if she would like to join him, and they could 
 finish together.  To his surprise the woman agreed, and 
 they played the remaining holes.  Not only was this woman 
 beautiful, she was also a good golfer. 

 When they completed their round, the lawyer told the woman 
 that, not only was he a lawyer, but he was also a cordon 
 bleu chef and wine buff.  He invited her back to his place 
 for a meal and a few drinks. 

 The woman accepted enthusiastically and off they went. Back 
 at the house, the lawyer cooked a magnificent meal. In fact 
 it was more than just cooking; it was a performance to behold. 
 They enjoyed good food, good wine and good conversation. After 
 the meal, the woman repaid the lawyer with the best oral sex 
 he had ever experienced. 

 The lawyer was so taken by the beauty and skill of this woman 
 that he desired her to no end.  He then asked if she would 
 like to play golf the following morning, to which she agreed. 
 Once again, they enjoyed a great game of golf together, a 
 magnificent evening meal, and once more the lawyer received 
 sensational oral sex. 

 This went on for three weeks, when the lawyer finally said, 
 "Listen, the golf and the company has been fantastic!  But, 
 there is only so much oral sex a man can take.  When are we 
 going to go at it?" 

 "We can't." said the woman. "Why not?" cried the lawyer. 
 "Because I'm a transvestite." replied the woman. 

 "YOU BITCH!" screamed the lawyer. "I can't believe you have 
 been playing off the LADIES' TEES FOR THE LAST THREE WEEKS!!!"

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Subj:     Hollywood Squares
          From: Cypriot on 8/3/2001 
      and From: joych on 7/29/2008
Photo from Wat.Midco.net

 These jokes are extremely funny, but it's length requires 
 me to make it a separate file.  Click below to view it.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/g_to_m/movies_etc-supp-squares.html

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Subj:     Why Play Golf
          From: tom on 7/27/2008

 These twenty-six photos provide a compelling argument on 
 why golf is a great sport.  Click below to view them.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/sports/a_to_z/why/w.html

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Subj:     Couple Goes To Halloween Party
          From: hellgunner50 on 11/11/2004 

 A couple was invited to a masked Halloween Party.  She 
 got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the 
 party alone.  So he took his costume and away he went. The 
 wife, after sleeping  for an hour, awakened feeling much 
 better so she decided to go to the party. Since her husband 
 didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would 
 have some fun by watching him to see how he acted when she 
 was not with him.  So she got to the party and spotted her 
 husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with 
 every nice chick he could.  His wife sidled up to him and 
 being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner 
 and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived. 
 She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was 
 her husband.  Finally he whispered a little proposition in 
 her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars 
 and had a little bang. 

 Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went 
 home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering 
 what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior. She 
 was sitting up reading when he came home and asked what kind 
 of a time he had.  He said, "Oh, the same old thing.  You 
 know I never have a good time when you're not there."  Then 
 she asked, "Did you dance much?"  He replied, "I'll tell you, 
 I never even danced one dance.  When I got there, I met Pete, 
 Don and Bill and some other guys, so we went into the den and 
 played poker all evening.  But I'll tell you... the guy I 
 loaned my costume to, sure had a real good time!"

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Subj:     We Todd It
          From: LABLaughsAdult on 7/25/2008
Photo from YouTube.com
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKus1jCugE4

 You can watch this cruel, funny movie at the above 
 source, or on my web site by clicking below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/people/o_files/handpsupp-we_todd_it.html

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Subj:     Math Prob. - Next Number III
          by Philip J. Carter and Kenneth A. Russell 
          From the book "IQ Test" on 7/27/2008 
             Published by Sterling Pub. Co., Inc., 2008 
             387 Park Avenue South, New York, N.Y. 10016 
             Test #1, Problem #10, Page 13 

 What number comes next in the sequence? 
 483, 759, 264, 837, and ??? 

 The solution can be found on my web site by clicking below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/education/m_files/m4c-next_3.html

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Subj:     Puzzle - The Necklace Puzzle
          From the book
            "Mathematical Puzzles of Sam Loyd"
          Edited by Martin Gardner 
          From: Dover Publications in 1959

 How much should the lady pay to have her necklace made? 
 Click below to see the picture, the problem's description, 
 and its solution.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/education/m_files/m4c-necklace.html

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Calvin in School from
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