Subject: The
Sunday Morning Laughs #603
Date: 8/24/2008
"They say the seeds of what
we will do are in all of us,
but it always seemed to me
that in those who make jokes
in life the seeds are covered
with better soil and with
a higher grade of manure.
" -- Ernest Hemingway
Thanks for the great jokes you guys
keep sending. If
I haven’t sent out a certain joke
for four years, I am
now sending the best ones out a
second time.
Go to http://jokelibrary.net/a_joke_library.html
to read the great jokes you have
sent me through the years.
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Subj:
Our First Techie President
From: Anna Quindlen, Newsweek, Aug. 4,2008
Photo from AmericanCivilWar.com |
Source: http://hnn.us/articles/30860.html
This article about Abraham
Lincoln being the first
President to use technology
for the good of the
country, and to win the Civil
War, is amazing.
You can read the article
at the above source, or
read it with pictures on
my site by clicking below.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherNtoZ/nat/nat-supp-telegraph.html
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Subj:
The Boys Of Iwo Jima
From: ICohen on 11/04/2000
and From: rfslick on 7/28/2008 |
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Photo from Snopes.com |
This is a great, true article
about the six boys who raised
the flag Iwo Jima.
The article is long enough, that I am
including it as an attachment.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/yNonJokes/tear-jerker1.html#the_boys_of_Iwo_jima
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Subj: Golfing
Lawyer Meets Beautiful Babe
From: Bawdy.Net Collage #167
This lawyer was so fanatical
about his golf game that he
played every day. One
morning after he has competed the
first hole and was just about
ready to tee off on the
second, he noticed the most
gorgeous woman he had ever
seen putting alone on the
first green.
The lawyer waited until the
woman had reached the second
tee and asked if she would
like to join him, and they could
finish together. To
his surprise the woman agreed, and
they played the remaining
holes. Not only was this woman
beautiful, she was also a
good golfer.
When they completed their
round, the lawyer told the woman
that, not only was he a lawyer,
but he was also a cordon
bleu chef and wine buff.
He invited her back to his place
for a meal and a few drinks.
The woman accepted enthusiastically
and off they went. Back
at the house, the lawyer
cooked a magnificent meal. In fact
it was more than just cooking;
it was a performance to behold.
They enjoyed good food, good
wine and good conversation. After
the meal, the woman repaid
the lawyer with the best oral sex
he had ever experienced.
The lawyer was so taken by
the beauty and skill of this woman
that he desired her to no
end. He then asked if she would
like to play golf the following
morning, to which she agreed.
Once again, they enjoyed
a great game of golf together, a
magnificent evening meal,
and once more the lawyer received
sensational oral sex.
This went on for three weeks,
when the lawyer finally said,
"Listen, the golf and the
company has been fantastic! But,
there is only so much oral
sex a man can take. When are we
going to go at it?"
"We can't." said the woman.
"Why not?" cried the lawyer.
"Because I'm a transvestite."
replied the woman.
"YOU BITCH!" screamed the
lawyer. "I can't believe you have
been playing off the LADIES'
TEES FOR THE LAST THREE WEEKS!!!"
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Subj:
Hollywood Squares
From: Cypriot on 8/3/2001
and From: joych on 7/29/2008
Photo from Wat.Midco.net |
These jokes are extremely
funny, but it's length requires
me to make it a separate
file. Click below to view it.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/g_to_m/movies_etc-supp-squares.html
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Subj:
Why Play Golf
From: tom on 7/27/2008 |
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These twenty-six photos provide
a compelling argument on
why golf is a great sport.
Click below to view them.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/sports/a_to_z/why/w.html
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Subj: Couple
Goes To Halloween Party
From: hellgunner50 on 11/11/2004
A couple was invited to a
masked Halloween Party. She
got a terrible headache and
told her husband to go to the
party alone. So he
took his costume and away he went. The
wife, after sleeping
for an hour, awakened feeling much
better so she decided to
go to the party. Since her husband
didn't know what her costume
was, she thought she would
have some fun by watching
him to see how he acted when she
was not with him. So
she got to the party and spotted her
husband cavorting around
on the dance floor, dancing with
every nice chick he could.
His wife sidled up to him and
being a rather seductive
babe herself, he left his partner
and devoted his time to the
new stuff that had just arrived.
She let him go as far as
he wished; naturally, since he was
her husband. Finally
he whispered a little proposition in
her ear and she agreed, so
off they went to one of the cars
and had a little bang.
Just before unmasking at midnight,
she slipped away and went
home and put the costume
away and got into bed, wondering
what kind of explanation
he would make for his behavior. She
was sitting up reading when
he came home and asked what kind
of a time he had. He
said, "Oh, the same old thing. You
know I never have a good
time when you're not there." Then
she asked, "Did you dance
much?" He replied, "I'll tell you,
I never even danced one dance.
When I got there, I met Pete,
Don and Bill and some other
guys, so we went into the den and
played poker all evening.
But I'll tell you... the guy I
loaned my costume to, sure
had a real good time!"
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Subj:
We Todd It
From: LABLaughsAdult on 7/25/2008
Photo from
YouTube.com |
Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKus1jCugE4
You can watch this cruel,
funny movie at the above
source, or on my web site
by clicking below.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/people/o_files/handpsupp-we_todd_it.html
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Subj: Math
Prob. - Next Number III
by Philip J. Carter and Kenneth A. Russell
From the book "IQ Test" on 7/27/2008
Published by Sterling Pub. Co., Inc., 2008
387 Park Avenue South, New York, N.Y. 10016
Test #1, Problem #10, Page 13
What number comes next in
the sequence?
483, 759, 264, 837, and ???
The solution can be found
on my web site by clicking below.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/education/m_files/m4c-next_3.html
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Subj:
Puzzle - The Necklace Puzzle
From the book
"Mathematical Puzzles of Sam Loyd"
Edited by Martin Gardner
From: Dover Publications in 1959 |
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How much should the lady pay
to have her necklace made?
Click below to see the picture,
the problem's description,
and its solution.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/education/m_files/m4c-necklace.html
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