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Subj:     How To Load A Bobcat?           From: LABLaughsClean           on 7/25/2008

 Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRaebq-NhEQ

 This short movie shows you one way to load a bobcat onto 
 a flatbed truck.  You can view it at the above source, 
 or on my web site by clicking below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/occupations/b_to_l/contr-bobcat.html

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Subj:     Architect, Artist, And Engineer Discuss Women
          From: Joke-Of-The-Day on 2/6/2002

 The architect, the artist and the engineer were discussing 
 whether it was better to spend time with the wife or the 
 mistress. 

 The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building 
 a solid foundation for an enduring relationship. 

 The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because 
 of the passion and mystery he found there. 

 The engineer said, "I like both" 

 "Both?" 

 Engineer: "Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they 
 will both assume you are spending time with the other 
 woman, and you can go to the lab and get some work done." 

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Subj:     Opus Discusses Elections           By Berkeley Breathed           on January 13, 2007

 Source: http://www.salon.com/comics/opus/2008/01/13/opus/

 Opus comic strip discusses election intolerance.  You 
 can view this wonderful comic strip by clicking below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherNtoZ/polit/polit-supp-opus.html

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Subj:     Farmer's Family And Cow Die
          From: Scott's Joke Archive on 5/31/97

 On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and
 their three sons.  Early one morning, the woman awoke,
 and while looking out of the window onto to the pasture,
 she saw that the family's only cow was lying dead in the
 field.  The situation looked hopeless to her -- how could
 she possibly continue to feed her family now?  In a
 depressed state of mind, she hung herself.

 When the farmer awoke to find his wife dead, as well as
 the cow, he too began to see the hopelessness of the
 situation, and he shot himself in the head.

 Now the oldest son woke up to discover his parents dead
 (and the cow!), and he decided to go down to the river
 and drown himself.  When he got to the river, he discovered
 a mermaid sitting on the bank.  She said, "I've seen all
 and know the reason for your despair.  But if you will have
 sex with me five times in a row, I will restore your parents
 and the cow to you."  The son agreed to try, but after four
 times, he was simply unable to satisfy her again.  So the
 mermaid drowned him in the river.

 Next the second oldest son woke up.  After discovering what
 had happened, he too decided to throw himself into the river.
 The mermaid said to him, "If you will have sex with me ten
 times in a row, I will make everything right."  And while
 the son tried his best (seven times!), it was not enough to
 satisfy the mermaid, so she drowned him in the river.

 The youngest son woke up and saw his parents dead, the dead
 cow in the field, and his brothers gone.  He decided that
 life was a hopeless prospect, and he went down to the river
 to throw himself in.  And there he also metthe mermaid.

 "I have seen all that has happened, and I can make every-
 thing right if you will only have sex with me fifteen times
 in a row."  The young son replied, "Is that all?  Why not
 twenty times in a row?"

 The mermaid was somewhat taken aback by this request.  Then
 he said, "Hell, why not twenty-five times in a row?"  And
 even as she was reluctantly agreeing to his request, he said,
 "Why not THIRTY times in a row?"

 Finally, she said, "Enough!! Okay, if you will have sex with
 me thirty times in a row, then I will bring everybody back
 to perfect health."

 Then the young son asked, "Wait!  How do I know that thirty
 times in a row won't kill you like it did the cow?"

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Subj:     Another Foolish Trivia           From: Conta Costa Times on July 28, 2008 Animated GIF from gordonschuk

 This is another “Name That Company” which tells you facts
 about a famous company and asks you to name the company.
 Click below to play.

 http://jokelibrary.net/occupations/b_to_l/job-stuff-supp-trivia.html#14
 

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Subj:     Drunk Is Ready To For Jesus
          From: thebartend on 7/15/2002 
      and From: redcatt on 7/29/2008 

 A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when 
 he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. 
 He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps 
 into the preacher. 

 The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the 
 smell of booze.  Where upon he asks the drunk, "Are you 
 ready to find Jesus?" 

 The drunk answers, "Yes, I am." 

 So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water.  He 
 pulls him up and asks the drunk, "Brother have you found 
 Jesus?" 

 The drunk replies, "No, I haven't found Jesus." 

 The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks him into the 
 water again but for a little longer this time.  He again 
 pulls him out of the water and asks again, "Have you 
 found Jesus, my brother?" 

 The drunk again answers, "No, I haven't found Jesus." 

 By this time, the preacher is at his wits end so he dunks 
 the drunk in the water again --- but this time he holds 
 him down for about 30 seconds.  When the drunk begins 
 kicking his arms and legs, the preacher pulls him up. 

 The preacher asked the drunk again, "For the love of God, 
 have you found Jesus? 

 The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says 
 to the preacher, "Are you sure this is where he fell in?" 

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Subj:    Beetle Bailey Comic Strip          By Mort Walker          From: WashingtonPost.com on 7/29/2008

 Source: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/artsandliving
........./comics/king_beetle_bailey.html?name=Beetle_Bailey

 You can read this Beetle Bailey comic strip
 on the modern US Army by clicking below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/occupations/sold/supp-bailey.html

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Subj:     Common Phrases II
          by Philip J. Carter and Kenneth A. Russell 
          From the book "IQ Test" on 7/27/2008 
             Published by Sterling Pub. Co., Inc., 2008 
             387 Park Avenue South, New York, N.Y. 10016 
             Test #1, Problem #12, Page 15 

 One letter in each word of a well-known saying 
 has been changed.  What is the saying? 

 TAPE TIE PULL MY TOE CORNS 

 The solution can be found on my web site by clicking below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/words/q_to_w/rid-supp2-common2.html

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