Subject: The
Sunday Morning Laughs #603c
Date: 8/24/2008
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Subj:
Opus Explains Gravity
From: WashingtonPost.com
on July 13,2008 |
Source: http://wpcomics.washingtonpost.com/client/wpc/wpopu/2008/07/13/
Opus comic strip explains
how gravity works. You can
view this wonderful comic
strip by clicking below.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/education/after_m/phy2-opus.html
You can view other great Opus
Comic Strips by going to
http://dir.salon.com/topics/berkeley_breathed/
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Subj: Boy
Scout Troop Visits Army Base
From: TA989287 on 09/21/1999
and From: hellgunner50 9/30/2004
Below is an exact replication
of a National Public Radio (NPR)
interview between a female
broadcaster and US Army General
Reinwald, who was about to
sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting
his military installation.
INTERVIEWER: "So, General
Reinwald, what things are you going
to teach these young boys
when they visit your base?"
GENERAL REINWALD: "We're going
to teach them climbing, canoeing,
archery, and shooting."
INTERVIEWER: "Shooting! that's
a bit irresponsible, isn't it?"
GENERAL REINWALD: "I don't
see why, they'll be properly
supervised on the rifle range."
INTERVIEWER: "Don't you admit
that this is a terribly
dangerous activity to be
teaching children?"
GENERAL REINWALD: "I don't
see how, ....we will be teaching
them proper rifle discipline
before they even touch a firearm."
INTERVIEWER: "But you're equipping
them to become
violent killers."
GENERAL REINWALD: "Well, you're
equipped to be a prostitute,
but you're not one, are you?"
The radio went silent and
the interview ended.
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Subj:
Beetle Bailey Comic Strip
By Mort Walker
From: WashingtonPost.com on 7/28/2008 |
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Source: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/artsandliving
........./comics/king_beetle_bailey.html?name=Beetle_Bailey
You can read this Beetle Bailey
comic strip on
writing letters to mom and
Dad by clicking below.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/words/a_to_p/let2-bailey.html
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Subj: Holding
My Penis
This couple got married as
couples tended to do in the
good old days, went on the
honeymoon, had sex. You know
the story. This couple
had just had sex (sorry made love)
on their honeymoon when the
wife noticed that her new
husband was holding his penis.
"Why are you doing that" she
asked.
"I always hold my penis when
I go to sleep" he replied.
"How cute" she exclaimed,
"May I hold it for you".
"Sure" he agreed, and she
did and they both fell asleep.
As the years rolled by, the
couple were very happy falling
asleep together with her
holder his penis. Then one day
he ups and leaves her for
another woman.
Well she's distraught. What
has she done? Why did he
leave? Hadn't she always
been a devoted, loving wife.
What went wrong?
She happens to discovers him
having lunch with his new
lover, a sick looking old
women. How could he leave her
for this deasesed old hag.
She desides to comfront them.
Marches up and bangs the
table to get their attention.
"What has she got that I
don't?" she demands.
"Parkinsons desease" he replys.
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Subj:
A Legal Question
From: darrellvip on 7/29/2008 |
Please look at these four
pictures and tell me
your opinion. Click
below to view the photos.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/animals/d_to_z/z-oth-s-moose2.html
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Subj: Her
Story And His Story
From: thebartend on 4/10/00
and From: allenbergman on 7/29/2008
HER STORY:
He was in an odd mood when
I got to the bar. I thought it
might have been because I
was a bit late but he didn't say
much about it. The
conversation was quite slow going so
I thought we should go off
somewhere more intimate so we
could talk privately.
We went to this restaurant
and he's STILL acting a bit funny.
I'm trying to cheer him up
and start to wonder whether it's
me or something I did or
something else. I ask him, and he
says no its not me.
But you know I'm not really sure. So
anyway, in the cab back to
his house, I say that I love him
and he just puts his arm
around me.
I don't know what the hell
that means because you know he
doesn't say it back or anything.
We finally get back to his
place and I'm wondering if
he's going to dump me! So I try
to talk about it but he just
switches on the TV.
Reluctantly I say I'm going
to go to sleep.
Then, after about 20 minutes,
he joins me and we have sex.
But, he still seemed really
distracted, so afterwards I just
wanted to leave.
I dunno, I just don't know,
what he's thinking anymore. I
mean, do you think he's met
someone else???
HIS STORY:
Shitty day at work.
Tired. Got laid though!
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Subj:
LOGIC PROB. - Missing Face
by Philip J. Carter and Kenneth A. Russell
From the book "IQ Test" on 7/27/2008 |
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Published by Sterling Pub. Co., Inc., 2008
387 Park Avenue South, New York, N.Y. 10016
Test #1, Problem #19, Page 18
What face should replace the
question mark? Click below to
see the picture, the problem's
description, and its solution.
http://jokelibrary.net/education/m_files/m4c-faces.html
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Subj: Lady
Loses Her Handbag
From: LABLaughs.com on 5/7/2003
A lady lost her handbag in
the bustle of shopping at the
mall. It was found by an
honest little boy, who returned
it to her. Looking
in her purse, she commented, "Hmm,
that's funny. When
I lost my bag, there was a $20 bill
in it. Now there are twenty
$1 bills."
The boy quickly replied, "That's
right, lady. The last
time I found a lady's purse,
she didn't have any change
for a reward."
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Subj:
Rebids By Opener
From: BridgeClues.com on 7/28/2008
Drawing from ArtZooks.com |
This wonderful web site has
daily problems if you click on
the bidding drop down menu.
Today's hand #5237 discusses
rebids by opener. Click
below to see this bridge problem.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/g2/a_bridge_column59.html
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