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Subject: The Sunday Morning Laughs #603c
         Date: 8/24/2008
 

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Subj:     Opus Explains Gravity
          From: WashingtonPost.com
          on July 13,2008
 Source: http://wpcomics.washingtonpost.com/client/wpc/wpopu/2008/07/13/

 Opus comic strip explains how gravity works.  You can 
 view this wonderful comic strip by clicking below. 

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/education/after_m/phy2-opus.html

 You can view other great Opus Comic Strips by going to 
 http://dir.salon.com/topics/berkeley_breathed/

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Subj:     Boy Scout Troop Visits Army Base
          From: TA989287 on 09/21/1999 
      and From: hellgunner50 9/30/2004 

 Below is an exact replication of a National Public Radio (NPR) 
 interview between a female broadcaster and US Army General 
 Reinwald, who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting 
 his military installation. 

 INTERVIEWER: "So, General Reinwald, what things are you going 
 to teach these young boys when they visit your base?" 

 GENERAL REINWALD: "We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, 
 archery, and shooting." 

 INTERVIEWER: "Shooting! that's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?" 

 GENERAL REINWALD: "I don't see why, they'll be properly 
 supervised on the rifle range." 

 INTERVIEWER: "Don't you admit that this is a terribly 
 dangerous activity to be teaching children?" 

 GENERAL REINWALD: "I don't see how, ....we will be teaching 
 them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm." 

 INTERVIEWER: "But you're equipping them to become 
 violent killers." 

 GENERAL REINWALD: "Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, 
 but you're not one, are you?" 

 The radio went silent and the interview ended.

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Subj:    Beetle Bailey Comic Strip
         By Mort Walker
         From: WashingtonPost.com on 7/28/2008
 Source: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/artsandliving
........./comics/king_beetle_bailey.html?name=Beetle_Bailey

 You can read this Beetle Bailey comic strip on 
 writing letters to mom and Dad by clicking below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/words/a_to_p/let2-bailey.html

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Subj:     Holding My Penis

 This couple got married as couples tended to do in the 
 good old days, went on the honeymoon, had sex.  You know 
 the story.  This couple had just had sex (sorry made love) 
 on their honeymoon when the wife noticed that her new 
 husband was holding his penis. 

 "Why are you doing that" she asked. 

 "I always hold my penis when I go to sleep" he replied. 

 "How cute" she exclaimed, "May I hold it for you". 

 "Sure" he agreed, and she did and they both fell asleep. 

 As the years rolled by, the couple were very happy falling 
 asleep together with her holder his penis.  Then one day 
 he ups and leaves her for another woman. 

 Well she's distraught. What has she done?  Why did he 
 leave?  Hadn't she always been a devoted, loving wife. 
 What went wrong? 

 She happens to discovers him having lunch with his new 
 lover, a sick looking old women.  How could he leave her 
 for this deasesed old hag.  She desides to comfront them. 
 Marches up and bangs the table to get their attention. 
 "What has she got that I don't?" she demands. 

 "Parkinsons desease" he replys. 

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Subj:     A Legal Question
          From: darrellvip on 7/29/2008

 Please look at these four pictures and tell me 
 your opinion.  Click below to view the photos.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/animals/d_to_z/z-oth-s-moose2.html

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Subj:     Her Story And His Story
          From: thebartend on 4/10/00 
      and From: allenbergman on 7/29/2008 

 HER STORY: 

 He was in an odd mood when I got to the bar.  I thought it 
 might have been because I was a bit late but he didn't say 
 much about it.  The conversation was  quite slow going so 
 I thought we should go off somewhere more intimate so we 
 could talk privately. 

 We went to this restaurant and he's STILL acting a bit funny. 
 I'm trying to cheer him up and start to wonder whether it's 
 me or something I did or something else.  I ask him, and he 
 says no its not me.  But you know I'm not really sure.  So 
 anyway, in the cab back to his house, I say that I love him 
 and he just puts his arm around me. 

 I don't know what the hell that means because you know he 
 doesn't say it back or anything.  We finally get back to his 
 place and I'm wondering if he's going to dump me!  So I try 
 to talk about it but he just switches on the TV. 

 Reluctantly I say I'm going to go to sleep. 

 Then, after about 20 minutes, he joins me and we have sex. 
 But, he still seemed really distracted, so afterwards I just 
 wanted to leave. 

 I dunno, I just don't know, what he's thinking anymore.  I 
 mean, do you think he's met someone else??? 
 

 HIS STORY: 
 Shitty day at work.  Tired.  Got laid though! 

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Subj:     LOGIC PROB. - Missing Face
          by Philip J. Carter and Kenneth A. Russell 
          From the book "IQ Test" on 7/27/2008
             Published by Sterling Pub. Co., Inc., 2008 
             387 Park Avenue South, New York, N.Y. 10016 
             Test #1, Problem #19, Page 18 

 What face should replace the question mark?  Click below to 
 see the picture, the problem's description, and its solution.

 http://jokelibrary.net/education/m_files/m4c-faces.html

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Subj:     Lady Loses Her Handbag
          From: LABLaughs.com on 5/7/2003

 A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of shopping at the
 mall. It was found by an honest little boy, who returned
 it to her.  Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmm,
 that's funny.  When I lost my bag, there was a $20 bill
 in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills."

 The boy quickly replied, "That's right, lady.  The last
 time I found a lady's purse, she didn't have any change
 for a reward."

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Subj:     Rebids By Opener
          From: BridgeClues.com on 7/28/2008
Drawing from ArtZooks.com

 This wonderful web site has daily problems if you click on 
 the bidding drop down menu.  Today's hand #5237 discusses 
 rebids by opener.  Click below to see this bridge problem.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/g2/a_bridge_column59.html

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