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Subject: The Sunday Morning Laughs #605c
         Date: 9/7/2008

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Subj:     Opus On Getting Old 
          By Berkeley Breathed Nov. 11, 2007
          From: Salon.com on 8/6/2008
 Source: http://www.salon.com/comics/opus/2007/11/11/opus/

 This Opus comic strip discusses getting old.  You can view 
 this wonderful comic strip on my web site by clicking below.


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Subj:     Light Bulb Goes Into A Bar
          By Brian Boychuk, Ron Boychuk, Ronnie Martin 
          From: Chuckle Bros Comics on 8/6/2009 
 Source: http://www.creators.com/today-comics.html
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Subj:     Andy Capp Comic Strip
          By Reg Smythe
          From: WashingtonPost.com on 8/9/2008
 Source: http://comics.washingtonpost.com/11_comics_andy-capp.html

 Andy learns the steps to getting a bank loan. 
 Click below to see this comic strip.


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Subj:    Different Generations
         From: tom on 8/5/2008 
 Source: http://www.flickr.com/photos/synapticjam/2401086759/
The Silent Generation are
   people born before 1946.

The Baby Boomers are
   born between 1946 and 1964.

Generation X are
   born between 1965 & 1979.

 Generation Y are people born between 1980 & 1995. 

 Why do we call the last one Generation Y?  I did not know, 
 but a caricaturist explains it eloquently.  To learned why 
 click below.


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Subj:     Skinny Dipping Sign
          From: lauracollins07 on 8/11/2008

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Subj:     Actual "Dear Abby" Exerpts
          From: humorlist-digest V1 #282 on 97-12-30
      and From: darrell94590 on 5/21/2005 and 8/11/2008

 DEAR ABBY: I have a man I never could trust.  Why, he cheats
            so much I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying
            is his.

 DEAR ABBY: I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who
            has been on the pill for two years.  It's getting
            expensive and I think my boyfriend should share
            half the cost, but I don't know him well enough
            to discuss money with him.

 DEAR ABBY: I suspected that my husband had been fooling
            around, and when I confronted him with the
            evidence he denied everything and said it would
            never happen again.

 DEAR ABBY: Will you please rush me the name of a reliable
            illegitimate doctor?

 DEAR ABBY: Our son writes that he is taking Judo.  Why
            would a boy who was raised in a good Christian
            home turn against his own?

 DEAR ABBY: I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it.
            Now how do I get out?

 DEAR ABBY: My forty-year-old son has been paying a psychia-
            trist $50 an hour every week for two-and-a-half
            years. He must be crazy.

 DEAR ABBY: I was married to Bill for three months and I
            didn't know he drank until one night he came
            home sober.

 DEAR ABBY: Do you think it would be all right if I gave my
            doctor a little gift?  I tried for years to get
            pregnant and couldn't and he finally did it.

 DEAR ABBY: My mother is mean and short-tempered.  I think
            she is going through her mental pause.

 DEAR ABBY: I met this nice guy who was in the service.  He
            is the chief petting officer.

 DEAR ABBY: I've been going steady with this man for six
            years.  We see each other every night.  He says
            he loves me, and I know I love him, but he never
            mentions marriage.  Do you think he's going out
            with me just for what he can get?  GERTIE
 DEAR GERTIE: I don't know. What's he getting?

 DEAR ABBY: My husband hates to spend money!  I cut my own
            hair and make my own clothes, and I have to
            account for every nickel spend.  Meanwhile he
            has a stock of savings bonds put away that
            would choke a cow.  How do I get some money out
            of him before we are both called to our final
            judgment?  He says he's saving for a rainy day.
 DEAR HITCHED: Tell him it's raining!

 DEAR ABBY: My boyfriend is going to be twenty years old
            next month.  I'd like to give him something nice
            for his birthday.  What do you think he'd like?
 DEAR CAROL: Never mind what he'd like. Give him a tie.

 DEAR ABBY: Are birth control pills deductible?  KAY
 DEAR KAY:  Only if they don't work.

 DEAR ABBY: Our son was married in January.  Five months
            later his wife had a ten-pound baby girl.  They
            said the baby was premature.  Tell me, can a
            baby this big be that early?  WONDERING
 DEAR WONDERING: The baby was on time, the wedding was late.
            Forget it.

 DEAR ABBY: Do you think about dying much?   CURIOUS
 DEAR CURIOUS: No, it's the last thing I want to do.

 DEAR ABBY: Is it possible for a man to be in love with two
            women at the same time?  JAKE
 DEAR JAKE: Yes, and also hazardous.

 DEAR ABBY: I know boys will be boys, but my 'boy' is seventy-
            three and he's still chasing women.  Any
            suggestions?   ANNIE
 DEAR ANNIE: Don't worry. My dog has been chasing cars for
            years, but if he ever caught one, he wouldn't
            know what to do with it.

 DEAR ABBY: I have always wanted to have my family history
            traced, but I can't afford to spend a lot of
            money to do  it.  Any suggestions?   SAM IN CAL.
 DEAR SAM: Yes. Run for public office.

 DEAR ABBY: What inspires you most to write? TED
 DEAR TED:  The Internal Revenue Service.

 DEAR ABBY: When you are being introduced, is it all right
            to say, "I've heard a lot about you"?  RITA
 DEAR RITA: It depends on what you've heard.

 DEAR ABBY: I am forty-four years old and I would like to
            meet a man my age with no bad habits.  ROSE
 DEAR ROSE: So would I.

 DEAR ABBY: What's the difference between a wife and a
            mistress? BESS
 DEAR BESS: Night and Day.

 DEAR ABBY: A couple of women moved in across the hall from
            me.  One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the
            other is a social worker in her mid-twenties.
            These two women go everywhere together and I've
            never seen a man go into their apartment or come
            out.  Do you think they could be Lebanese?

 DEAR ABBY: I've been married for six years and have five
            kids. No twins.  My husband still wants to have
            sex every night and sometimes in the morning too.
            I told him he should get himself a hobby, and he
            says that is his hobby.

 Dear Abby: You told some woman whose husband had lost all
            interest in sex to send him to a doctor.  Well,
            my husband lost all interest in sex years ago
            and he is a doctor. Now what do I do?

 Dear Abby:  What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl
            Language and Violence On My VCR?

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Subj:     Math Prob. - Find A Number
          From: Puzzles And Brain Teasers
          on 8/8/2008
Drawing from
Source: http://www.apuzzlezone.com/adailypuzzle/08-08-08.html

 What number is it that, when multiplied by 18, 27, 36, 45, 
 54, 63, 72, 81, or 99, gives a product in which the first 
 and last figures are the same as those in the multiplier, 
 but which when multiplied by 90 gives a product in which 
 the last two figures are the same as those in the multiplier? 

 The solution can be found on my web site by clicking below.


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Subj:     Responding With A Weak Hand
          From: BridgeClues.com on 8/6/2008
Drawing from ArtZooks.com

 This wonderful web site has daily problems if you click on 
 the bidding drop down menu.  Today's hand #2077 discusses 
 responding with a weak hand.  Click below to see this
 bridge problem.


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