Subject: The
Sunday Morning Laughs #605c
Date: 9/7/2008
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Subj:
Opus On Getting Old
By Berkeley Breathed Nov. 11, 2007
From: Salon.com on 8/6/2008 |
Source: http://www.salon.com/comics/opus/2007/11/11/opus/
This Opus comic strip discusses
getting old. You can view
this wonderful comic strip
on my web site by clicking below.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/people/f_eld/e3s-opus.html
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Subj: Light
Bulb Goes Into A Bar
By Brian Boychuk, Ron Boychuk, Ronnie Martin
From: Chuckle Bros Comics on 8/6/2009
Source: http://www.creators.com/today-comics.html
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Subj:
Andy Capp Comic Strip
By Reg Smythe
From: WashingtonPost.com on 8/9/2008 |
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Source: http://comics.washingtonpost.com/11_comics_andy-capp.html
Andy learns the steps to getting
a bank loan.
Click below to see this comic
strip.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/banking_pictures/supp-capp.html
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Subj: Different
Generations
From: tom on 8/5/2008
Source: http://www.flickr.com/photos/synapticjam/2401086759/
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The Silent Generation
are
people born before
1946.
The Baby Boomers are
born between 1946
and 1964.
Generation X are
born between 1965
& 1979. |
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Generation Y are people born
between 1980 & 1995.
Why do we call the last one
Generation Y? I did not know,
but a caricaturist explains
it eloquently. To learned why
click below.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/yNonJokes/thts/t-supp-generation.html
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Subj: Skinny
Dipping Sign
From: lauracollins07 on 8/11/2008
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Subj: Actual
"Dear Abby" Exerpts
From: humorlist-digest V1 #282 on 97-12-30
and From: darrell94590 on 5/21/2005 and 8/11/2008
DEAR ABBY: I have a man I
never could trust. Why, he cheats
so much I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying
is his.
DEAR ABBY: I am a twenty-three-year-old
liberated woman who
has been on the pill for two years. It's getting
expensive and I think my boyfriend should share
half the cost, but I don't know him well enough
to discuss money with him.
DEAR ABBY: I suspected that
my husband had been fooling
around, and when I confronted him with the
evidence he denied everything and said it would
never happen again.
DEAR ABBY: Will you please
rush me the name of a reliable
illegitimate doctor?
DEAR ABBY: Our son writes
that he is taking Judo. Why
would a boy who was raised in a good Christian
home turn against his own?
DEAR ABBY: I joined the Navy
to see the world. I've seen it.
Now how do I get out?
DEAR ABBY: My forty-year-old
son has been paying a psychia-
trist $50 an hour every week for two-and-a-half
years. He must be crazy.
DEAR ABBY: I was married to
Bill for three months and I
didn't know he drank until one night he came
home sober.
DEAR ABBY: Do you think it
would be all right if I gave my
doctor a little gift? I tried for years to get
pregnant and couldn't and he finally did it.
DEAR ABBY: My mother is mean
and short-tempered. I think
she is going through her mental pause.
DEAR ABBY: I met this nice
guy who was in the service. He
is the chief petting officer.
DEAR ABBY: I've been going
steady with this man for six
years. We see each other every night. He says
he loves me, and I know I love him, but he never
mentions marriage. Do you think he's going out
with me just for what he can get? GERTIE
DEAR GERTIE: I don't know.
What's he getting?
DEAR ABBY: My husband hates
to spend money! I cut my own
hair and make my own clothes, and I have to
account for every nickel spend. Meanwhile he
has a stock of savings bonds put away that
would choke a cow. How do I get some money out
of him before we are both called to our final
judgment? He says he's saving for a rainy day.
FORTY YEARS HITCHED
DEAR HITCHED: Tell him it's
raining!
DEAR ABBY: My boyfriend is
going to be twenty years old
next month. I'd like to give him something nice
for his birthday. What do you think he'd like?
CAROL
DEAR CAROL: Never mind what
he'd like. Give him a tie.
DEAR ABBY: Are birth control
pills deductible? KAY
DEAR KAY: Only if they
don't work.
DEAR ABBY: Our son was married
in January. Five months
later his wife had a ten-pound baby girl. They
said the baby was premature. Tell me, can a
baby this big be that early? WONDERING
DEAR WONDERING: The baby
was on time, the wedding was late.
Forget it.
DEAR ABBY: Do you think about
dying much? CURIOUS
DEAR CURIOUS: No, it's the
last thing I want to do.
DEAR ABBY: Is it possible
for a man to be in love with two
women at the same time? JAKE
DEAR JAKE: Yes, and also
hazardous.
DEAR ABBY: I know boys will
be boys, but my 'boy' is seventy-
three and he's still chasing women. Any
suggestions? ANNIE
DEAR ANNIE: Don't worry.
My dog has been chasing cars for
years, but if he ever caught one, he wouldn't
know what to do with it.
DEAR ABBY: I have always wanted
to have my family history
traced, but I can't afford to spend a lot of
money to do it. Any suggestions? SAM IN CAL.
DEAR SAM: Yes. Run for public
office.
DEAR ABBY: What inspires you
most to write? TED
DEAR TED: The Internal
Revenue Service.
DEAR ABBY: When you are being
introduced, is it all right
to say, "I've heard a lot about you"? RITA
DEAR RITA: It depends on
what you've heard.
DEAR ABBY: I am forty-four
years old and I would like to
meet a man my age with no bad habits. ROSE
DEAR ROSE: So would I.
DEAR ABBY: What's the difference
between a wife and a
mistress? BESS
DEAR BESS: Night and Day.
DEAR ABBY: A couple of women
moved in across the hall from
me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the
other is a social worker in her mid-twenties.
These two women go everywhere together and I've
never seen a man go into their apartment or come
out. Do you think they could be Lebanese?
DEAR ABBY: I've been married
for six years and have five
kids. No twins. My husband still wants to have
sex every night and sometimes in the morning too.
I told him he should get himself a hobby, and he
says that is his hobby.
Dear Abby: You told some woman
whose husband had lost all
interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well,
my husband lost all interest in sex years ago
and he is a doctor. Now what do I do?
Dear Abby: What can
I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl
Language and Violence On My VCR?
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Subj:
Math Prob. - Find A Number
From: Puzzles And Brain Teasers
on 8/8/2008 |
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Drawing from
InklingBlog.com |
Source: http://www.apuzzlezone.com/adailypuzzle/08-08-08.html
What number is it that, when
multiplied by 18, 27, 36, 45,
54, 63, 72, 81, or 99, gives
a product in which the first
and last figures are the
same as those in the multiplier,
but which when multiplied
by 90 gives a product in which
the last two figures are
the same as those in the multiplier?
The solution can be found
on my web site by clicking below.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/education/m_files/m4c-find_a_number.html
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Subj:
Responding With A Weak Hand
From: BridgeClues.com on 8/6/2008
Drawing from ArtZooks.com |
This wonderful web site has
daily problems if you click on
the bidding drop down menu.
Today's hand #2077 discusses
responding with a weak hand.
Click below to see this
bridge problem.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/g2/a_bridge_column61.html
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