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Sunday Morning Laughs #606c
Date: 9/14/2008 You can also view old ‘Sunday Morning
Laughs’ at
This Opus comic strip discusses
hedge fund managers and
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Little Johnny walks into his
parents' room to see his mom
The mother replies, 'Well,
you know your dad has a big
'You’re wasting your time,’
said the boy. 'Why is that?'
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........./affiliateArchive.do?site=washpost&comic=peanuts This Peanuts comic strip discusses
"why we're put here
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You have to be old enough
to remember Abbott and Costello,
If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello
were alive today, their infamous
COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you? COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting
up an office in my den and I'm
ABBOTT: Mac? COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou. ABBOTT: Your computer? COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one. ABBOTT: Mac? COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou. ABBOTT: What about Windows? COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here? ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows? COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look at the windows? ABBOTT: Wallpaper. COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software. ABBOTT: Software for Windows? COSTELLO: No. On the computer!
I need something I can use to
ABBOTT: Office. COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything? ABBOTT: I just did. COSTELLO: You just did what? ABBOTT: Recommend something. COSTELLO: You recommended something? ABBOTT: Yes. COSTELLO: For my office? ABBOTT: Yes. COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office? ABBOTT: Office. COSTELLO: Yes, for my office! ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows. COSTELLO: I already have an
office with windows! OK, let's
ABBOTT: Word. COSTELLO: What word? ABBOTT: Word in Office. COSTELLO: The only word in office is office. ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows. COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows? ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue "W". COSTELLO: I'm going to click
your blue "w" if you don't start
ABBOTT: Yes, you want Real One. COSTELLO: Maybe a real one,
maybe a cartoon. What I watch is
ABBOTT: Real One. COSTELLO: If it's a long movie,
I also want to watch reels 2,
ABBOTT: Of course. COSTELLO: Great! With what? ABBOTT: Real One. COSTELLO: OK, I'm at my computer
and I want to watch a movie.
ABBOTT: You click the blue "1". COSTELLO: I click the blue one what? ABBOTT: The blue "1". COSTELLO: Is that different from the blue w? ABBOTT: The blue "1" is Real One and the blue " W" is Word. COSTELLO: What word? ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows. COSTELLO: But there are three words in "office for windows"! ABBOTT: No, just one. But it's the most popular Word in the world. COSTELLO: It is? ABBOTT: Yes, but to be fair,
there aren't many other Words
COSTELLO: And that word is real one? ABBOTT: Real One has nothing
to do with Word. Real One isn't
COSTELLO: STOP! Don't start
that again. What about financial
ABBOTT: Money. COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have? ABBOTT: Money. COSTELLO: I need money to track my money? ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer. COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer? ABBOTT: Money. COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer? ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge. COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much? ABBOTT: One copy. COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money? ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money. COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money? ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT! (A few days later) ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you? COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off? ABBOTT: Click on "START".......
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387 Park Avenue South, New York, N.Y. 10016 Test #3, Problem #4, Page 49 Which set of four blocks completes
the sequence?
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An elephant was having a horrible
time in the jungle because
A sparrow saw this and killed the horsefly with its beak. "Oh, thank you!" said the elephant. "My, pleasure ma'am." said the sparrow. "Listen, Mr. Sparrow, if there's
anything I can ever do for
The sparrow said, "Well, all
my life I wondered how it
"Be my guest!", said the elephant. So the sparrow flew behind
the elephant and started fucking.
Then sparrow looked over from
behind and said, "Am I
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