"He who laughs, lasts."
    -- Mary Pettibone Poole
 

The best jokes I receive each week are from you folks.
If you get a good joke please pass it on to me, I enjoy
a good laugh and it cut down the work.  If you don't get
you Sunday Laughs, or want a back issue, drop me a note.
 
 

Go to http://jokelibrary.net/a_joke_library.html
to read the great jokes you have sent me through the years.
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Subj:     Ray Charles Jerry Lee Fats Domino ..........Rod Stewart Playing Together           From: darrellvip on 8/24/2008

 Source: http://www.dailymotion.com/video
........./xe5w0_ray-charles-jerry-lee-lewis_music

 Here's Ray Charles, Jerry Lee Lewis and Fats Domino playing 
 pianos together. (and Paul Shaffer-with hair,David Letterman's 
 sidekick/band leader).  Rod Stewart is the lead guitar. 
 You can view the video at the above source, or on my web 
 site by clicking below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/education/m_files/mus-supp2-ray.html

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Subj:     Blood From Stem Cells           From: L.A.Times on 8/20/2008 Title from L.A.Times

 Source: http://www.latimes.com/news/la-sci-blood20-2008
.........aug20,0,7772132.story

 Researchers produce blood in lab from stem cells.  The 
 discovery marks a technical advance but has a long way 
 to go before it can be considered an alternative to 
 donor blood.  You can read the article at the above 
 source, or on my web site by clicking below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/education/after_m/sci2-blood.html

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Subj:     Find A Job For A Right-           Or Left-Brain Thinker           By N. Bhatta,From: AOL on 06/12/2008

..Photo from AOL

 Are you genius at certain jobs but feel like a half-wit 
 when trying to complete other types of work?  The two 
 sides of the brain each have distinct preferences and 
 capabilities, and your strong suits and weaknesses are 
 frequently based upon the side of your brain that is 
 dominant.  Click below to take this quiz to find out 
 whether or not you are a right or left brain thinker 
 and check out the career choices that correlate.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/occupations/b_to_l/job-stuff-supp-brain.html

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Subj:     Jesus, Moses And An Old Man Play Golf
          From: RFSlick on 3/2/2001 

 Moses, Jesus and some 'ol geezer were going to play a round 
 of golf.  Moses teed off, the ball went right into the pond. 
 "No problem!" he said.  Moses walked over, parted the water, 
 and hit the ball again.  This time it landed about one foot 
 from the hole. 

 Jesus then teed off and the ball went flying off to the left, 
 hit a tree, then miraculously bounced within about six inches 
 of the hole.  The 'ol geezer stepped up and teed off.  As the 
 ball headed right for the pond, a huge bass jumped up and 
 grabbed the ball in its mouth.  Suddenly an eagle swooped 
 down, grabbed the bass and flew over the green.  The bass 
 dropped the ball and it rolled within two inches of the hole! 
 All of a sudden a worm popped up and knocked the ball in.  A 
 hole in one. 

 Moses looked at Jesus and said, "You know, I really hate it 
 when your dad plays." 
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Subj:     Lunch On The Skyscraper           Photos by Charles Ebbets on 8/23/2008           Part of the Bettmann Collection

 Most of the photos in this PowerPoint Show daily depict 
 scenes of the workers who participated in the construction 
 of the skyscrapers between 1920 and 1935.  As you will see, 
 the safety measures were somewhat peculiar and the photos 
 were done trying to play down that situation. 

 The photos were taken on the 69th floor of the 70 floor of 
 the GE building in the Rockefeller Center. 

 These photos are part of the 11 million photos in the 
 Bettmann file which belongs to the Corbis company, property 
 of Bill Gates. 

 Click below to see this PowerPoint Show.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/occupations/job-stuff-supp.html#lunch

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Subj:     Opus On God           From WashingtonPost.com           on August 3,2008

 Source: http://wpcomics.washingtonpost.com/client/wpc/wpopu/

 This Opus comic strip discusses God and us.  You can view 
 this wonderful comic strip on my web site by clicking below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/religion/c_to_r/god-supp-opus.html

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Subj:     Bar Contest For Jar Of Tens
          From: tom on 8/20/2008

 A new guy in town walks into a bar and notices a very large
 jar behind the counter which is filled to the brim with ten
 dollar bills.  The man guesses there must be thousands of
 dollars in it and approaches the bartender to ask: "What's
 up with the jar?"

 Bartender: "Well, you pay ten dollars and if you pass three
 tests, then you get all the money."

 Man: "What are the three tests?"

 Bartender: "Pay first. Those are the rules."

 So the guy gives him the ten bucks and the bartender adds it
 to the jar.  Bartender: "OK, here's what you have to do. First
 you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila, the
 WHOLE thing at once AND, you can't make a face while doing it.
 Second, there is a pit bull chained up out back with a sore
 tooth...you have to remove the tooth with your bare hands.
 Third, there is a 90 year old woman upstairs who's never had
 an orgasm in her life.  You gotta make things right for her."

 Man: "Well, I know I've paid my ten bucks but I'm not an idiot,
 I won't do it.  You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of tequila
 and get crazier from there."

 Bartender: "Your call. But your money stays in the jar."
 Well, as time goes on and the man drinks a few, he asks
 "Wherez zat teeqeelah?"  He grabs the gallon of tequila
 with both hands and downs it with a big slurp.  Tears are
 streaming down his cheeks, but he doesn't make a face.  Next
 he staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear a
 huge scuffle going on.  They hear barking and screams, yelps
 and growling, and eventually silence.

 Just when they think the man must surely be dead, he staggers
 back into the bar, his shirt ripped and big scratches all over
 his body.

 "NOW," he says, "where's that woman with the sore tooth?"

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Subj:     LOGIC PROB. - Next Figure           by Philip J. Carter and Kenneth A. Russell            From the book "IQ Test" on 8/20/2008              Published by Sterling Pub. Co., Inc., in 2008              387 Park Avenue South, New York, N.Y. 10016              Test #3, Problem #33, Page 63

 Draw the next figure in this series.  Click below
 to see the full drawing, hints, and solution.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/education/m2/m4cS-figure.html

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Subj:     Puzzle - Red Spade           From the book             "Mathematical Puzzles of Sam Loyd"           Edited by Martin Gardner           From: Dover Publications in 1959

 Show how to change the spade into a heart by cutting it 
 into three parts.  You can view this problem, drawing, 
 and solution on my web site by clicking below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/education/m2/m4cS-spade.html

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Calvin in School from Animated GIF Finder