Subject: The
Sunday Morning Laughs #607c
Date: 9/21/2008
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A Brazilian martial arts "Capoeria"
fighter has a match
with a kick boxer.
Click below to see the interesting
results.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/sports/a_to_z/box-capoeira.html
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Subj:
Kitchen Fire
From: tom on 8/21/2008 |
Read first then watch the
video.
I never realized that a wet
dishcloth can be a one size
fits all lid to cover a fire
in a pan!
This is a dramatic video (30-second,
very short) about how
to deal with a common kitchen
fire... oil in a frying pan.
Read the following Introduction,
then watch the show ...
It's a real eye-opener!!
At the Fire Fighting Training
school they would demonstrate
this with a deep fat fryer
set on the fire field. An
instructor would don a fire
suit and using an 8 oz cup at
the end of a 10 foot pole
toss water onto the grease fire.
The results got the attention
of the students. The water,
being heavier than oil, sinks
to the bottom where it
instantly becomes superheated.
The explosive force of the
steam blows the burning oil
up and out. On the open field,
it became a thirty foot high
fireball that resembled a
nuclear blast. Inside
the confines of a kitchen, the fire
ball hits the ceiling and
fills the entire room.
Also, do not throw sugar or
flour on a grease fire. One
cup of either creates the
explosive force of two sticks of
dynamite.
Click below to see the video.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/occupations/b_to_l/fire-kitchen.html
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Frank And Ernest Comic Strip
From: WashingtonPost.com
on 8/20/2008 |
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Source: http://members.comics.com/members/common
........./affiliateArchive.do?site=washpost?comic=franknernest
Frank and Ernest discuss converting
matter into energy in
this comic strip. Click
below to view it.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/education/after_m/phy2-frank.html
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Subj: Jesus
And Moses Play Golf
Jesus and Moses are playing
golf at this secluded resort...
They're having a swell time,
until they get to this cute
little water hazard....
Jesus looks at the pond and announces
to Moses that he can make
it across.. Moses is a little sceptical
but Jesus says "If Arnold
Palmer can do it, so can I.."
Thwack goes the ball but it
doesn't quite make it. Jesus looks
at Moses and Moses raises
his hands and parts the water. Jesus
then proceeds to hit his
ball out.
The two go on playing until
they get to another water hazard.
This time it is a small lake.
Jesus states "I can make it
across"
Moses says "I dunno, it's
bigger than that pond...."
Jesus replies "I'm the son
of God, if Arnold Palmer can do, I
can Too." With that
he swung his club. *Plink* the ball falls
in 3 quarters of the way
across. Jesus looks at Moses, Moses
sighs and parts the water.
Everything is going just fine
UNTIL the two get to a third
Giant Water Hazard.
Jesus says "Never Fear, I can make it
across..."
By this time Moses is fed
up ... "You couldn't make it across
the other two hazards, why
do you think you can make across
this one?!!!"
Jesus replies harshly "Look...
I'm Jesus H. Christ, The Son
of GOD, King of Kings, the
Almighty Lord, if Arnold Palmer,
a mere mortal, can make it
across, SO CAN I!!!!!" *Thwack*
*plink* the ball doesn't
even make it halfway.....
Jesus looks at Moses, but
Moses crosses his arms and says,
"No way.. Go get your own
ball...."
So Jesus walks on the water,
peering down for his ball...
Meanwhile another golfer walks
up to Moses, and upon seeing
Jesus on the water, he grabs
Moses's arm and screams "Who
does he think he is?? JESUS
CHRIST???!!!!"
To which a calm Moses replies
"No. Arnold Palmer..."
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Source: http://www.creators.com/today-comics.html
You can view this comic Strip
on how a cartoonist
creates a new strip by clicking
below.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/b_to_e/cart-range.html
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Subj: Fred
And Edith Go For A Boat Ride
From: ipkis on 97-09-08
and From: redcatt on 8/21/2008
Fred and Edith were living
in the Old Folks Home. One day,
Fred says to Edith, "Hey,
Edith! You wanna go for a boat ride?"
Edith says, "Sure!"
So, there they were paddling
along... and they come to a fork
in the river. Fred
says, pointing to the left and then to the
right, Edith... up or down?"
Edith says, "What??" Fred, again,
pointing to the left and
then to the right, says "Up... or down?"
Well, Edith starts RIPPING
her clothes off, then rips the clothes
right off of Fred's back
and starts screwing the hell out of him!
When they're finished, Fred
rows back to the Old Folks Home
*extremely* happy.
The next week, Fred says "Edith
(wink, wink) wanna go for a boat
ride? (wink, wink)"
Edith says, "Why, sure!" So, there they
go, Fred paddling like a
madman, trying to reach the fork in the
river.
They reach the fork and Fred
turns anxiously to Edith and says,
"Edith! Up or down!?"
Edith looks at the fork in the river and
says, "Oh... up, I guess."
Fred looks at her confused and
repeats, "Edith... UP or
DOWN?" Edith, again looks at the fork
and repeats, "UP."
Fred, looking quite confused
says "Edith... what is with you?
Last week I said 'up or down'
and you tore your clothes off and
screwed me like a madwoman!"
Edith, shocked says: "Is THAT what
you said? UP or DOWN?
Omigosh... my hearing aid was in the shop
getting fixed last week...
I thought you said 'Fuck or Drown'!"
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Subj:
Andy Capp Comic Strip
By Reg Smythe
From: WashingtonPost.com on 8/25/2008 |
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Source: http://comics.washingtonpost.com/11_comics_andy-capp.html
In this comic strip, Andy
goes to the employment office
looking for a job.
Click below to view this cartoon.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/occupations/s_to_z/z_oth-supp-capp.html
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Subj: The
Italian Elbow
From: tom on 8/19/2008
An Italian grandmother is
giving directions to her grown
grandson who is coming to
visit with his wife. "You comma
to de front door of the apartmenta.
I am inna apartmenta
301. There issa bigga
panel at the front door. With you
elbow, pusha button 301.
I will buzza you in.
Come inside, the elevator is on the
right. Get in, and with you
elbow, pusha 3. When you get
out, I'mma on the left.
With you elbow, hit my doorbell."
"Grandma, that sounds easy,
but, why am I hitting all
these buttons with my elbow?
"What . . . . . . . You comma
empty handed?
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Subj:
Puzzle - Form A Cube
by Philip J. Carter and Kenneth A. Russell
From the book "IQ Test" on 8/20/2008
Published by Sterling Pub. Co., Inc., in 2008
387 Park Avenue South, New York, N.Y. 10016
Test #4, Problem #9, Page 69 |
When the figure shown is folded
into a cube, which one of
the four cubes shown will
it be formed? To see the drawing,
and the solution, click below.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/education/m2/m4cS-cube.html
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Subj:
Jumping To Game In The Bidding
From: BridgeClues.com on 8/24/2008
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This wonderful web site has
daily problems if you click on
the bidding drop down menu.
Today's hand #2109 discusses
jumping to game in the bidding.
Click below to see this
bridge problem.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/g2/a_bridge_column63.html
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