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Subject: The Sunday Morning Laughs #607c
         Date: 9/21/2008

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Subj:     "Capoeria" Fighter
          From: tom on 8/21/2008
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bS9DFXw4WA

 A Brazilian martial arts "Capoeria" fighter has a match 
 with a kick boxer.  Click below to see the interesting 


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Subj:    Kitchen Fire
         From: tom on 8/21/2008

 Read first then watch the video. 

 I never realized that a wet dishcloth can be a one size 
 fits all lid to cover a fire in a pan! 

 This is a dramatic video (30-second, very short) about how 
 to deal with a common kitchen fire... oil in a frying pan. 
 Read the following Introduction, then watch the show ... 
 It's a real eye-opener!! 

 At the Fire Fighting Training school they would demonstrate 
 this with a deep fat fryer set on the fire field.  An 
 instructor would don a fire suit and using an 8 oz cup at 
 the end of a 10 foot pole toss water onto the grease fire. 

 The results got the attention of the students.  The water, 
 being heavier than oil, sinks to the bottom where it 
 instantly becomes superheated.  The explosive force of the 
 steam blows the burning oil up and out.  On the open field, 
 it became a thirty foot high fireball that resembled a 
 nuclear blast.  Inside the confines of a kitchen, the fire 
 ball hits the ceiling and fills the entire room. 

 Also, do not throw sugar or flour on a grease fire.  One 
 cup of either creates the explosive force of two sticks of 

 Click below to see the video.


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Subj:     Frank And Ernest Comic Strip
          From: WashingtonPost.com
          on 8/20/2008
 Source: http://members.comics.com/members/common

 Frank and Ernest discuss converting matter into energy in 
 this comic strip.  Click below to view it.


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Subj:     Jesus And Moses Play Golf

 Jesus and Moses are playing golf at this secluded resort... 
 They're having a swell time, until they get to this cute 
 little water hazard....  Jesus looks at the pond and announces 
 to Moses that he can make it across.. Moses is a little sceptical 
 but Jesus says "If Arnold Palmer can do it, so can I.." 

 Thwack goes the ball but it doesn't quite make it.  Jesus looks 
 at Moses and Moses raises his hands and parts the water.  Jesus 
 then proceeds to hit his ball out. 

 The two go on playing until they get to another water hazard. 
 This time it is a small lake.  Jesus states "I can make it 

 Moses says "I dunno, it's bigger than that pond...." 

 Jesus replies "I'm the son of God, if Arnold Palmer can do, I 
 can Too."  With that he swung his club.  *Plink* the ball falls 
 in 3 quarters of the way across.  Jesus looks at Moses, Moses 
 sighs and parts the water. 

 Everything is going just fine UNTIL the two get to a third 
 Giant Water Hazard.  Jesus says "Never Fear, I can make it 

 By this time Moses is fed up ... "You couldn't make it across 
 the other two hazards, why do you think you can make across 
 this one?!!!" 

 Jesus replies harshly "Look... I'm Jesus H. Christ, The Son 
 of GOD, King of Kings, the Almighty Lord, if Arnold Palmer, 
 a mere mortal, can make it across, SO CAN I!!!!!" *Thwack* 
 *plink* the ball doesn't even make it halfway..... 

 Jesus looks at Moses, but Moses crosses his arms and says, 
 "No way.. Go get your own ball...." 

 So Jesus walks on the water, peering down for his ball... 

 Meanwhile another golfer walks up to Moses, and upon seeing 
 Jesus on the water, he grabs Moses's arm and screams "Who 
 does he think he is?? JESUS CHRIST???!!!!" 

 To which a calm Moses replies "No. Arnold Palmer..." 

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Subj:     Free Range
          by Bill Whitehead on 8/22/2008
Small drawing from FreeRangecomic.com
 Source: http://www.creators.com/today-comics.html

 You can view this comic Strip on how a cartoonist 
 creates a new strip by clicking below.


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Subj:     Fred And Edith Go For A Boat Ride
          From: ipkis on 97-09-08
      and From: redcatt on 8/21/2008

 Fred and Edith were living in the Old Folks Home.  One day,
 Fred says to Edith, "Hey, Edith!  You wanna go for a boat ride?"
 Edith says, "Sure!"

 So, there they were paddling along... and they come to a fork
 in the river.  Fred says, pointing to the left and then to the
 right, Edith... up or down?"  Edith says, "What??"  Fred, again,
 pointing to the left and then to the right, says "Up... or down?"
 Well, Edith starts RIPPING her clothes off, then rips the clothes
 right off of Fred's back and starts screwing the hell out of him!
 When they're finished, Fred rows back to the Old Folks Home
 *extremely* happy.

 The next week, Fred says "Edith (wink, wink) wanna go for a boat
 ride? (wink, wink)"  Edith says, "Why, sure!"  So, there they
 go, Fred paddling like a madman, trying to reach the fork in the

 They reach the fork and Fred turns anxiously to Edith and says,
 "Edith!  Up or down!?"  Edith looks at the fork in the river and
 says, "Oh... up, I guess."  Fred looks at her confused and
 repeats, "Edith... UP or DOWN?"  Edith, again looks at the fork
 and repeats, "UP."

 Fred, looking quite confused says "Edith... what is with you?
 Last week I said 'up or down' and you tore your clothes off and
 screwed me like a madwoman!"  Edith, shocked says:  "Is THAT what
 you said? UP or DOWN?  Omigosh... my hearing aid was in the shop
 getting fixed last week... I thought you said 'Fuck or Drown'!"

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Subj:     Andy Capp Comic Strip
          By Reg Smythe
          From: WashingtonPost.com on 8/25/2008
 Source: http://comics.washingtonpost.com/11_comics_andy-capp.html

 In this comic strip, Andy goes to the employment office 
 looking for a job.  Click below to view this cartoon.


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Subj:     The Italian Elbow
          From: tom on 8/19/2008 

 An Italian grandmother is giving directions to her grown 
 grandson who is coming to visit with his wife.  "You comma 
 to de front door of the apartmenta.  I am inna apartmenta 
 301.  There issa bigga panel at the front door.  With you 
 elbow, pusha button 301. 

 I will buzza you in.  Come inside, the elevator is on the 
 right. Get in, and with you elbow, pusha 3.  When you get 
 out, I'mma on the left.  With you elbow, hit my doorbell." 

 "Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all 
  these buttons with my elbow? 

 "What . . . . . . . You comma empty handed? 

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Subj:     Puzzle - Form A Cube
          by Philip J. Carter and Kenneth A. Russell 
          From the book "IQ Test" on 8/20/2008
             Published by Sterling Pub. Co., Inc., in 2008
             387 Park Avenue South, New York, N.Y. 10016
             Test #4, Problem #9, Page 69

 When the figure shown is folded into a cube, which one of 
 the four cubes shown will it be formed?  To see the drawing, 
 and the solution, click below.


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Subj:     Jumping To Game In The Bidding
          From: BridgeClues.com on 8/24/2008
Drawing from ArtZooks.com...

 This wonderful web site has daily problems if you click on 
 the bidding drop down menu.  Today's hand #2109 discusses 
 jumping to game in the bidding.  Click below to see this
 bridge problem.


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