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Subject: The Sunday Morning Laughs #608c
         Date: 9/28/2008
 

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Subj:     Mallard Comic Strip
          by Bruce Tinsley
          From: SeattlePi.com on 9/4/2008
 Source: http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/fun/mallard.asp?date=20080904

 In this set of comic strips Mallard translates "Teacher Speak" 
 Click below to view these cartoons.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/education/after_m/sch-supp2-mall1.html

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Subj:     Pregnant Lady And Farmer Talk On Bus
          From: JokesUncut on 12/2/2004
      and From: hellgunner50 on 8/26/2008

 A young lady had just visited her doctor and he informed her
 that she was pregnant. The young lady had been married for
 ten years and had wanted a baby very badly. As she sat on
 the bus, on her way home, she felt that she had to share
 the good news with someone. The gentleman sitting next to
 her seemed as good as anyone to share the good news with.

 Sir, she said, I just received the best news you could ever
 imagine. I have to share it with someone or I'll bust. She
 told him the news that the doctor had told her about being
 pregnant. The man shared her enthusiasm as he shared his
 experience. He said he was a farmer and he had trouble with
 his hens laying eggs. He stated that he went out to the
 hen house one morning and all of his hens had laid eggs.
 He was so happy. he added, "but confidentially, I changed
 cocks." The newly pregnant woman responded, "Confidentially,
 me too."

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Subj:     Parking Error
          From: tom on 9/3/2008

 This movie of a man looking to park his car is sad. 
 You can view it on my web site by clicking below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/cars/cars-supp-parking.html

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Subj:     Bubba's 21st Birthday
          From: allenbergman on 8/26/2008 

 Bubba had long heard the stories of an amazing family 
 tradition.  It seems that his father, grandfather and 
 great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on 
 their 21st birthday.  On that special day, they'd each 
 walked across the lake to the bar on the far side for 
 their first legal drink. 

 So when Bubba's 21st birthday came around, he and his 
 pal Jim Bob took a boat out to the middle of the lake, 
 Bubba stepped out of the boat and nearly drowned!  Jim 
 Bob just barely managed to pull him to safety.  Furious 
 and confused, Bubba went to see his grandmother. 

 'Grandma, he asked, 'it's my 21st birthday, so why can't 
 I walk 'cross the lake like my pappy, his father, and 
 his father before him? 

 Granny looked deeply into Bubba's troubled eyes and said, 
 'Because your father, your grandfather and your great 
 grandfather were born in January, when the lake is frozen, 
 and you were born in July, you dumbass'. 

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Subj:     Motorcycle for Sale
          From: ginafm on 8/30/2008

 You can read this cute sales ad by clicking below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/g_to_m/harley-for_sale.html

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Subj:     Three Guys And Their Wives Play Golf
          From: thebartend on 8/20/2002 

 An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman are all playing golf 
 with their wives.  The Englishman's wife steps up to the 
 tee and as she bends over to place her ball a gust of wind 
 blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. 

 "Good God!  Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her 
 husband demanded. 

 "Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to 
 afford to buy any." 

 The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and 
 says, "For the sake of decency here's 50 pounds, go and 
 buy yourself some underwear". 

 Next the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the 
 tee.  Her skirt blows up to show that she is wearing no 
 undies. 

 "Bejesus woman.  You've no knickers - why not?" 

 She replies "I can't afford any on the money you give me." 

 He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of 
 decency here's 20 pounds, go and buy yourself some 
 underwear!". 

 Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over.  The wind also 
 takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she too is 
 naked under it. 

 "Hoot, lassie!  Why d'ye have no knickers?" 

 She too explains, "You don't give me enough housekeeping 
 money to be able to afford any." 

 The Scot reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake 
 of decency here's a comb.  Tidy yourself up a bit!" 

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Subj:     Opus On Comic Strips
          By Berkeley Breathed on August 31, 2008
          From: WashingtonPost.com.com
 Source: http://wpcomics.washingtonpost.com/client/wpc/wpopu/

 This Opus comic strip discusses death, God, comic strips and 
 cartoonists.  You can view this wonderful comic strip on my 
 web site by clicking below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/b_to_e/cart-opus.html

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Subj:     Blonde On An Airline
          From: hellgunner50 on 10/20/2004
      and From: philc on 9/2/2008

 A plane is on its way to Houston when a blonde in economy
 class gets up and moves to the first class section and sits
 down.  The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to
 see her ticket.  She tells the blonde that she paid for the
 economy class and that she will have to sit in the back.

 The blonde replies. "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going
 to Houston and I'm staying right here."

 The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the
 pilot and the co-pilot that there is a blonde bimbo sitting
 in first class that belongs in economy and won't move back
 to her seat.  The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries
 to explain that because she only paid for economy, she will
 have to leave and return to her seat.

 The blonde replies. "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going
 to Houston and I'm staying right here."

 The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have
 the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde
 woman who won't listen to reason.  The pilot says, "You
 say she is a blonde?  I'll handle this.  I'm married to
 a blonde.  I speak blonde.

 The pilot goes back to the blonde and whispers in her ear.
 The blonde says, "Oh, I'm sorry."  She gets up and goes
 back to her seat in economy.  The flight attendant and the
 co_pilot are amazed and ask the pilot what he said to make
 her move without and fuss.

 .......

 .......
 

 "I told her that first class isn't going to Houston"!

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Subj:     Murder At The Bridge Table
          From: Snopes.com on 9/1/2008
Drawing from HaroldSchogger.com
 Source: http://www.snopes.com/luck/bennett.asp

 It is wisely said there are three activities a married 
 couple should never attempt to undertake together: play 
 bridge, hang wallpaper, or learn how to drive.  The 
 disagreements so provoked can all too often prove to be 
 murder. 

 On the evening of September 29, 1929, John and Myrtle 
 Bennett of Kansas City were hosts a bridge game which 
 ended in murder.  You can read about the incident at 
 the above source, or on my web site by clicking below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/g2/g-s2-murder.html

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Subj:     Bidding DON’T Over A 1 No Trump Opener 
          From: BridgeClues.com on 9/3/2008
Drawing from ArtZooks.com...

 This wonderful web site has daily problems if you click on 
 the bidding drop down menu.  Today's hand #2116 discusses 
 bidding DON’T over a 1 No Trump opener.  Click below to see
 this bridge problem.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/g2/a_bridge_column64.html

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