Subject: The
Sunday Morning Laughs #609b
Date: 9/5/2008
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Subj:
Perceptual Blindness Test
From: tom
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Source: http://www.aquaticsintl.com/2004/nov/0411_rm.html
Source2: http://viscog.beckman.uiuc.edu/flashmovie/15.php
This video of a "Perceptual
Blindness" Test is a real
problem for scientists doing
research. It is based on
Daniel J. Simons' research
at the University of Indiana.
Click below to view this
amazing video.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/education/after_m/psych-supp-percept.html
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Subj: A
Special Attribute of Women
From: ginafm on 9/11/2008
"Whatever you give a woman,
she's going to multiply it.
If you give her a house,
she'll give you a home. If
you give her groceries, she'll
give you a meal. If you
give her a smile, she'll
give you her heart. She
multiplies and enlarges what
is given to her. So . . .
if you give her any crap,
you will receive a ton of shit."
Love and appreciate all the
women in your life.
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Subj:
Non Sequitur Comic Strip
By Wiley Miller
From: WashingtonPost.com on 9/7/2008 |
Source: http://wpcomics.washingtonpost.com/client/wpc/nq/2008/09/07/
This Sunday, Non Sequitur
discusses the Garden of Eden
before Eve. Click below
to view this comic strip.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/religion/c_to_r/eden-non_seq.html
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Subj: Couples
50th Anniversary
From: CKButch4Femme on 9/11/2008
There was this couple who
had been married for 50 years. They
were sitting at the breakfast
table that morning when the old
gentleman said to his wife,
"Just think, honey, we've been
married for 50 years."
"Yeah," she replied, "Fifty
years ago this very day, we were
sitting here at this breakfast
table together."
"Hmmm," the old man said,
"We were probably sitting here naked
as jaybirds fifty years ago
this morning."
"Well," Granny snickered,
"What do you say...should we?" Where-
upon the two stripped to
the buff and sat down at the table.
"You know, honey," the little
old lady breathlessly replied,
"My nipples are as hot for
you as they were fifty years ago."
"I wouldn't be surprised,"
replied Gramps. "One's in your
coffee and the other one's
in you oatmeal!"
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Herman Comic Strip
by Jim Unger
From: Comics.com on 9/7/2008 |
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Source: http://www.comics.com/comics/herman/archive/herman-20080907.html
Herman and his wife discuss
watching TV and talking to
each other. Click below
to view this cute comic strip.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/people/f_mar/m4-herman.html
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Subj: Computer
Gender?
From: RFSlick on 12/24/1999
and From: tom on 9/6/2008
A language instructor was
explaining to her class that French
nouns, unlike their English
counterparts, are grammatically
designated as masculine or
feminine. Things like "chalk" or
"pencil," she described,
would have a gender association
although in English, these
words were neutral. Puzzled, one
student raised his hand and
asked, "What gender is a computer?"
The teacher wasn't certain
which it was, and so divided the
class into two groups and
asked them to decide if a computer
should be masculine, or feminine.
One group was composed of
the women in the class, and
the other, of men. Both groups
were asked to give four reasons
for their recommendation.
The group of women concluded
that computers should be referred
to in the masculine gender
because:
1. In order to get their
attention, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data,
but are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help
you solve your problems, but
half the time
they ARE the problem.
4. As soon as you commit
to one, you realize that, if you
had waited a
little longer, you could have had a better
model.
The men, on the other hand,
decided that computers should
definitely be referred to
in the feminine gender because:
1. No one but their creator
understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they
use to communicate with other
computers is
incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even your smallest mistakes
are stored in long-term
memory for later
retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a
commitment to one, you find
yourself spending
half your paycheck on accessories for it.
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Subj:
The Queen And Men In Kilts
From: tom on 9/8/2008 |
You can view this cute photo
of the Queen of England
posing with a set of soldiers
by clicking below.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/nationalities/a_to_z/englishman-kilts.html
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Subj: Two
Irish At Bar
From: collins2 on 3/22/00
Two Irishmen are sitting in
a small town bar, where Mick
bragged to Sean, "You know,
I had me every woman in this
town, except of course, me
mother and me sister."
"Well," Sean replied, "between
you and me we got 'em all."
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Subj:
Math Prob. - Folded Paper on 9/10/2008
From: Puzzles And Brain Teasers
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Source: http://www.apuzzlezone.com/adailypuzzle/09-10-08.html
If you could fold a sheet
of rice paper one thousandth
of an inch thick exactly
fifty times, how thick would
the resulting wad be?
The solution can be found
on my web site by clicking below.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/education/m2/m4cS-folded_paper.html
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Subj:
LOGIC PROB. - Balance Scale II
From: Dell Crossword Special
for November 2008, Page 33
Published bimonthly by
Dell Magazines
a division of Crosstown Publications
6 Prowitt St.
Norwark, CT 06855-1220 |
You are given three balanced
scales containing triangles,
circles, squares, and stars
which are perfectly balanced.
You must determine how many
triangles will balance six
stars.
Click below to see the full
drawing, and solution.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/education/m2/m4cS-balance2.html
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Subj: Short
Jokes That Made Me Laugh Or Smile
Subj: "Perfect
Bridge Partner"
From: Phil at the Bridge Center on 9/11/2008
The "Perfect Bridge Partner"
is someone who plays
better bridge
than you, but doesn't know it.
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