Subject: The
Sunday Morning Laughs #610
Date: 9/12/2008
"Men will confess to treason,
murder, arson, false teeth, or
a wig. How many of
them will own up to a lack of humor?"
-- Frank Moore
Colby
Thanks for the great jokes you guys
keep sending. If
I haven’t sent out a certain joke
for four years, I am
now sending the best ones out a
second time.
Go to http://jokelibrary.net/a_joke_library.html
to read the great jokes you have
sent me through the years.
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Subj:
New Internet Presidential Candidate
From: edapsmas
on 10/10/2008 |
Subj: http://www.tsgnet.com/pres.php?id=46832?altf=Sptjf?altl=Txju9fs
A new candidate has stepped
forward to challenge Obama
and McCain for the presidency.
The follwing is a link
to a new video about this
candidate. This internet video
is cool and amazing.
You can view it at the above source,
or on my web site by clicking
below.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherNtoZ/polit/polit-supp2-internet.html
Thank you Jim for sending
me this very unusual video.
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Subj:
Adam Bender Plays Baseball
From: tom
on 9/18/2008 |
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Source: http://www.heraldleaderphoto.com/2008/05/31/adam-bender/
Adam Bender, 8, is one of
several kids who plays catcher in
Southeastern’s rookie league
at Veterans Park. What makes
Adam stand out is that he
plays one of the toughest positions
on the field with only one
leg. Because of cancer, he had
his left leg amputated when
he was one. Adam doesn’t use a
prosthesis, and only uses
crutches when he reaches base for
the Astros. You can
view a video of Adam playing baseball
at the above source, or on
my web site by clicking below.
http://jokelibrary.net/sports/a_to_z/baseball-bender.html
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Subj: The
Monkey Market
From: ginafm on 10/7/2008
Once upon a time in a place
overrun with monkeys, a man
appeared and announced to
the villagers that he would buy
monkeys for $10 each.
The villagers, seeing that
there were many monkeys around,
went out to the forest, and
started catching them. The man
bought thousands at $10 and
as supply started to diminish,
they became harder to catch,
so the villagers stopped their
effort.
The man then announced that
he would now pay $20 for each
one. This renewed the
efforts of the villagers and they
started catching monkeys
again. But soon the supply
diminished even further and
they were ever harder to catch,
so people started going back
to their farms and forgot about
monkey catching. The
man increased his price to $25 each
and the supply of monkeys
became so sparse that it was an
effort to even see a monkey,
much less catch
one.
The man now announced that
he would buy monkeys for $50!
However, since he had to
go to the city on some business,
his assistant would now buy
on his behalf.
While the man was away the
assistant told the villagers.
"Look at all these monkeys
in the big cage that the man
has bought. I will
sell them to you at $35 each and when
the man returns from the
city, you can sell them to him
for $50 each."
The villagers rounded up all
their savings and bought all
the monkeys. They never
saw the man nor his assistant
again and once again there
were monkeys everywhere.
Now you have a better understanding
of how the stock market
works.
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Subj:
27 New Sidewalk Drawings
From: gattica30 on 9/14/2008 |
This guy just gets better!
You can view these twenty-seven,
wonderful sidewalk drawings
by clicking below.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/occupations/art/street2/s.html
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Subj: Blind
Man And A Family Wait For A Bus
From: thebartend on 1/21/2004
and From: gattica30 on 9/18/2008
A husband and wife are waiting
at the bus stop, and with
them are their nine children.
A blind man joins them after
a few minutes. When
the bus arrives, they discover it to
be overloaded and only the
wife and the nine kids are able
board the bus.
So the husband and the blind
man decide to walk. After a
while the husband gets irritated
by the ticking noise the
stick makes as the blind
man taps it on the sidewalk and
says to him:
"Why don't you put a piece
of rubber at the end your stick?
That ticking sound is driving
me crazy! "
The blind man replies: "If
you would've put a rubber on the
end of YOUR stick, we'd be
riding the bus, so shut up!
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Subj:
Bored At The Office
From: darrellvip on 8/27/2008
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This man's hacky sack skills
in this video are
amazing. Don't skip
this movie. Click 'Here'
to view it.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/occupations/b_to_l/jobs-supp-bored.html
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Subj: Italian
Jew Confesses WWII Sins
From: CHRISDADDYG on 2/13/2002
An elderly Italian jewish
man wanted to unburden his guilty
conscience by talking to
this rabbi. "Rabbi, during World
War II, when the Germans
entered Italy, I pretended to be a
Catholic and changed my name
from Levy to Spumoni, and I am
alive today because of it."
"Self preservation is allowable,
and the fact that you never
forgot that you were a Jew
is admirable," said the rabbi.
"Rabbi, during the war, a
beautiful Jewish woman knocked on
my door and asked me to hide
her from the Germans. I hid
her in my attic, and they
never found her."
"That was a wonderful thing
you did, and you have no need
to feel guilty."
"It's worse, Rabbi.
I was weak and told her she must repay
me with sexual favors, which
she did, repeatedly."
"You were both in great danger
and would have suffered
terribly if the ermans had
found her. There is a favorable
balance between good and
evil, and you will be judged
kindly. Give up your
feelings of guilt."
"Thank you, Rabbi. That's
a great load off my mind. But I
have one more question."
"And what is that?"
"Should I tell her the war
is over?"
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Subj:
My Brain's Age
From: jcary on 9/18/2008
Drawing from Flickr.com |
Source: http://flashfabrica.com/f_learning/brain/brain.html
Procedure for Flash Fabrica
Game:
1. Touch 'start'
2. Wait for 3, 2, 1.
3. Memorize the number's position
on the screen, then click
the circle from
the smallest number to the biggest number.
Example, 0,
4, 8, 9
4. At the end of game, computer
will tell your brain's age.
5. If you want to start over,
just refresh the screen view.
You can play this silly, cute
game/test at the above source,
or on my web site by clicking
'HERE'.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/education/after_m/psych-supp-age.html
JCary's brain age is 32 and
on my first try, I got an age
of 52. Good luck !!
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Subj: Elmer
Goes A Courting
From: Bawdy.Net Collage #295 on 3/24/99
Pappy sees Elmer walking with
a lantern and asks,
"Where ya going boy?"
The son smiled and replied,
"I'm a-going courting
Peggy-Sue."
The Father said, "When I went
a-courtin', I didn't
need me no dang lantern."
"Sure Pa, I know." the boy
said. "And look what
you got!"
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Subj:
Math Prob. - Letters For Numbers
From: Puzzles And Brain Teasers
on 9/12/2008 |
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Drawing from
InklingBlog.com |
Source: http://www.apuzzlezone.com/adailypuzzle/09-12-08.html
The following addition example
uses letters instead of
numbers. Each letter must
be replaced with a number-the
same number each time the
letter appears. The puzzle
will then be correct mathematically.
OH
OH
OH
OH
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NO
The solution can be found
on my web site by clicking below.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/education/m2/m4cS-4_numbers.html
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Subj:
Math Prob. - The Yacht Race
From the book
"Mathematical Puzzles of Sam Loyd"
Edited by Martin Gardner
From: Dover Publications in 1959 |
How long did it take the yacht
to win the race? You can
view the problem's description,
drawing, and solution
on my web site by clicking
below.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/education/m2/m4cS-yacht.html
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Laughing Smiley from
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