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Subject: The Sunday Morning Laughs #611c
         Date: 10/19/2008

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Subj:     HalfTime Basketball Creighton 
          University Omaha Neb
          From: tom on 9/26/2008
 Source: http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/HalfTime-

 This is the Human Slinky, Veniamin, who has appeared on 
 numerous shows and TV programs throughout the world. 
 Millions viewed him at Sea World Orlando in the last 
 four years.  Here he performs at the halftime show for 
 Creighton University.  You can see this video at the 
 above source, or on my web site by clicking below.


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Subj:     Reporter Interviews Alabama Farmer
          From: LABLaughsAdult on 9/24/2008 

 A young man graduated from University of Alabama with a 
 degree in journalism.  His first assignment for the 
 newspaper who hired him was to write a human interest 

 Being from Alabama, he went back to the country to do his 
 research.  He went to an old farmer's house way back in 
 the hills, introduced himself to the farmer, and proceeded 
 to explain to him why he was there.  The young man asked, 
 "Has anything ever happened around here that made you 

 The farmer thought for a minute and said, "Yep!  One time 
 one of my neighbor's sheep got lost.  We formed a posse 
 and found it.  We all screwed it and took it back home." 

 "I can't print that!" the young man exclaimed. "Can you 
 think of anything else that happened that made you or a 
 lot of other people happy?" 

 After another moment, the farmer said, "Yeah, one time my 
 neighbor's daughter, a good looking girl, got lost.  We 
 formed a big posse that time and found her.  After we all 
 screwed her, we took her back home." 

 Again, the young man said "I can't print that either.  Has 
 anything ever happened around here that made you sad?" 

 The old farmer dropped his head as if he were ashamed and 
 after a few seconds looked up timidly at the young man 
 and said, "I got lost once."

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Subj:     Veniamin on America’s Got Talent
          From: http://www.break.com/veniamin
..........on 9/27/2008...............Photo from Google.com
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QF1eQKa7fc

 In this video, Veniamin gets three Xs on America's 
 Got Talent.  You can view this movie at the above 
 source, or on my web site by clicking below.


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Subj:     Two Italian Virgins Get Married
          From: Bawdy.Net Collage #262 on 98-07-28 

 Two Italian virgins get married and go on their honeymoon. 
 However, they have no idea what there supposed to do once 
 they get to their hotel room. 

 The newlyweds decide to call his mother and get some advice 
 on what to do.  The mother says that they should sit on the 
 bed together and snuggle with each other and things should 
 start to happen from there. 

 The newlyweds start to do this but nothing else happens.  He 
 calls his mother back to find out what to do next.  She says 
 they should take their clothes off, get under the covers in 
 bed, and nature should takes its course.  The bride and groom 
 take his mother's advice but still nothing. 

 He calls his mother a third time.  Getting frustrated with 
 the situation she says, "Listen, just take the biggest thing 
 you have and stick it in her hairiest thing!" and hangs up 
 on him. 

 A few minutes later he reluctantly calls his mother back, 
 "Well, I have my nose in her armpit.  What do I do next?" 

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Subj:     Dilbert Comic Strip
          by Scott Adams
          From: Dilbert.com on 10/16/2008
 Source: http://www.dilbert.com/

 Click below to read how Dogbert the CEO cheats, lies,
 and raises his stock's value using his computer.


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Subj:     Baseball Explained
          From: LABLaughsClean on 9/19/2008 

 This is a game played by two teams, one out the other in. 

 The one that's in, sends players out one at a time, to see 
 if they can get in before they get out. If they get out 
 before they get in, they come in, but it doesn't count. If 
 they get in before they get out it does count. 

 When the ones out get three outs from the ones in before 
 they get in without being out, the team that's out comes 
 in and the team in goes out to get those going in out 
 before they get in without being out. 

 When both teams have been in and out nine times the game 
 is over. The team with the most in without being out before 
 coming in wins unless the ones in are equal. In which case, 
 the last ones in go out to get the ones in out before they 
 get in without being out. 

 The game will end when each team has the same number of 
 ins out but one team has more in without being out before 
 coming in.

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Subj:     Beetle Bailey
          by Mort Walker
          From: WashingtonPost.com on 9/21/2008
Source: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/artsandliving

 This Beetly Bailey comic strip discusses changing clothing 
 fashion.  You can read it on my web site by clicking below.


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Subj:     How To Make A Grown Man Cry
          From: jerry on 7/28/2003 

 According to Netscape news, here at the 8 questions that 
 will freak men out and have them "run out the door." 

 1. What are you thinking? 

 2. Where is our relationship going? 

 3. Do you love me? 

 4. Am I fat? 

 5. How many times have you had s*ex? 

 6. Do you want to meet my parents? 

 7. What should we do for Valentine's day? 

 8. How much do you weigh? 

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Subj: Puzzle - Is To - As Puzzle
      by Philip J. Carter and Kenneth A. Russell 
      From the book "IQ Test" on 9/22/2008
         Published by Sterling Pub. Co., Inc., in 2008
         387 Park Avenue South, New York, N.Y. 10016
         Test #7, Problem #12, Page 123

 Which of the four objects complete the pattern?  To 
 see the drawing, and the solution, click below.


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Subj:     The Balancing Double
          From: BridgeClues.com on 9/22/2008
Drawing from ArtZooks.com...

 This wonderful web site has daily problems if you click on 
 the bidding drop down menu.  Today's hand #5263 discusses 
 the balancing double.  Click below to see this bridge


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