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Subject: The Sunday Morning Laughs #612b
         Date: 10/26/2008
 

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Subj:     US Military Humor
          From: darrellvip on 10/1/2008

 You can see these twenty photos of military humor by 
 clicking below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/occupations/sold/supp-humor.html

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Subj:     Daughter's First Time At The Dentist
          From: tom on 9/28/2008

 For the first time, my four-year-old daughter Kelsey 
 was coming to my office to have me, a dental hygienist, 
 clean her teeth.  She was accompanied by her grand-mother. 

 When they came in, I greeted them warmly, seated Kelsey 
 and, as usual, put on my gloves, goggles and mask.  About 
 ten minutes into the procedure, she got scared and cried, 
 'I want my mommy!' 

 I quickly pulled off my mask and said, 'I am your mommy.' 

 Without hesitating, my daughter yelled back, 
 'Then I want my granny!'

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Subj:     Matador Has A Bad Day
          From: LABLaughsClean on 9/29/2008
 Source: http://www.buffaloschips.com/30718.htm

 You can view this painful photo at the above source, 
 or on my web site by clicking below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/sex/b_to_h/balls-matador.html

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Subj:     Firing Employees
          From: Daemonic Funnies Page
      and From: gattica30 on 9/28/2008

 Mr. Smith owned a small business.  He had two employees,
 Sarah and Jack.  They were both extremely good employees
 - always willing to work overtime and chip in where needed.
 Mr. Smith was looking over his books one day and decided
 that he wasn't making enough money to warrant two employees
 and he would have to lay one off.  But both Sarah and Jack
 were such good workers he was having trouble finding a fair
 way to do it.  He decided that he  would watch them work
 and the first one to take a break would be the one he would
 lay off.

 He sits in his office and watches them work.  Suddenly,
 Sarah gets a terrible headache and needs to take an aspirin.
 She gets the aspirin out of her purse and goes to the water
 cooler to get something to wash it down with.  Mr. Smith
 follows her to the water cooler, taps her on the shoulder
 and says, "Sarah, I'm going to have to lay you or Jack off."

 Sarah replys, "Can you jack off?  I have a headache."

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Subj:     An Interesting Photo
          From: darrellvip on 5/14/2008

 You can view this interesting optical illusion
 by clicking below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/yyDrawings/illusions19.html#see

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Subj:     Fisherman Goes To The Supermarket
          From: LABLaughsClean on 9/30/2008

 Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in 
 the blazing sun all day without catching a single one. 
 On his  way home, he stopped at the supermarket and 
 ordered four catfish. 

 He told the fish salesman, "Pick four large ones out 
 and throw them at me, will you?" 

 "Why do you want me to throw them at you?" 

 "Because I want to tell my wife that I caught them." 

 "Okay, but I suggest you take the orange roughy." 

 "Why's that?" 

 "Because your wife came in earlier today and said that 
 if you came by, I should tell you to get the roughy. 
 She prefers that for supper tonight."

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Subj:    Beetle Bailey II
         By Mort Walker
         From: WashingtonPost.com on 10/3/2008
 Source: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/artsandliving
........./comics/king_beetle_bailey.html?name=Beetle_Bailey
 
 You can read this Beetle Bailey comic strip on 
 war being a young man's game by clicking below.

 http://jokelibrary.net/occupations/sold/supp-bailey2.html

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Subj:     Explaining Breast-Feeding To A Child
          From: tom on 9/28/2008

 As I was nursing my baby, my cousin's six-year-old 
 daughter, Krissy, came into the room. Never having 
 seen anyone breast-feed before, she was intrigued 
 and full of all kinds of questions about what I was 
 doing. 

 After mulling over my answers, she remarked, 'My mom 
 has some of those, but I don't think she knows how to 
 use them.'

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Subj:     Redneck Fire Alarm
          From: rfslick on 9/30/2008

 You can view this cute, silly picture by clicking below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/people/red/supp-alarm.html

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Subj:     Woman Has Face Lift
          From: BennoRo on 3/5/2002
      and From: gattica30 on 9/27/2008

 A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face
 lift.  The doctor told her of a new procedure called "The
 Knob."  A small knob is planted on the back of woman's head,
 and it can be turned to tighten up the skin to produce the
 effect of a brand new facelift whenever the previous one
 starts to sag.  Of course, the woman chose to get "The Knob."

 Fifteen years later, she went back to the surgeon.  "All
 these years everything has been working just fine," the
 woman began, "I've had to turn the knob on lots of occasions
 and I've loved the results."

 "I'm glad it's been so successful for you," beamed the surgeon.

 "But now," the woman continued, "I've developed two annoying
 problems. First of all, I've got these terrible bags under my
 eyes, and the knob won't get rid of them."

 The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags;
 those are your breasts."

 "Oh," she replied, " well, I guess that explains the goatee."

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Subj:     Foolish Trivia
          From: The Contra Costa Times on 9/29/2008
Animated GIF from gordonschuk...

 This is another “Name That Company” which tells you facts
 about a famous company and asks you to name the company.
 Click below to play.

 http://jokelibrary.net/occupations/b_to_l/job-stuff-supp-trivia.html#19

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Subj:     Short Jokes That Made Me Laugh Or Smile

From: LABLaughsClean on 9/30/2008

 "Ah, but a man's reach should exceed his grasp.
  Or, what's a heaven for?"  -- Robert Browning

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