Subject: The
Sunday Morning Laughs #612b
Date: 10/26/2008
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Subj:
US Military Humor
From: darrellvip on 10/1/2008 |
You can see these twenty photos
of military humor by
clicking below.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/occupations/sold/supp-humor.html
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Subj: Daughter's
First Time At The Dentist
From: tom on 9/28/2008
For the first time, my four-year-old
daughter Kelsey
was coming to my office to
have me, a dental hygienist,
clean her teeth. She
was accompanied by her grand-mother.
When they came in, I greeted
them warmly, seated Kelsey
and, as usual, put on my
gloves, goggles and mask. About
ten minutes into the procedure,
she got scared and cried,
'I want my mommy!'
I quickly pulled off my mask
and said, 'I am your mommy.'
Without hesitating, my daughter
yelled back,
'Then I want my granny!'
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You can view this painful
photo at the above source,
or on my web site by clicking
below.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/sex/b_to_h/balls-matador.html
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Subj: Firing
Employees
From: Daemonic Funnies Page
and From: gattica30 on 9/28/2008
Mr. Smith owned a small business.
He had two employees,
Sarah and Jack. They
were both extremely good employees
- always willing to work
overtime and chip in where needed.
Mr. Smith was looking over
his books one day and decided
that he wasn't making enough
money to warrant two employees
and he would have to lay
one off. But both Sarah and Jack
were such good workers he
was having trouble finding a fair
way to do it. He decided
that he would watch them work
and the first one to take
a break would be the one he would
lay off.
He sits in his office and
watches them work. Suddenly,
Sarah gets a terrible headache
and needs to take an aspirin.
She gets the aspirin out
of her purse and goes to the water
cooler to get something to
wash it down with. Mr. Smith
follows her to the water
cooler, taps her on the shoulder
and says, "Sarah, I'm going
to have to lay you or Jack off."
Sarah replys, "Can you jack
off? I have a headache."
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Subj:
An Interesting Photo
From: darrellvip on 5/14/2008 |
You can view this interesting
optical illusion
by clicking below.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/yyDrawings/illusions19.html#see
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Subj: Fisherman
Goes To The Supermarket
From: LABLaughsClean on 9/30/2008
Jim had an awful day fishing
on the lake, sitting in
the blazing sun all day without
catching a single one.
On his way home, he
stopped at the supermarket and
ordered four catfish.
He told the fish salesman,
"Pick four large ones out
and throw them at me, will
you?"
"Why do you want me to throw
them at you?"
"Because I want to tell my
wife that I caught them."
"Okay, but I suggest you take
the orange roughy."
"Why's that?"
"Because your wife came in
earlier today and said that
if you came by, I should
tell you to get the roughy.
She prefers that for supper
tonight."
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Subj:
Beetle Bailey II
By Mort Walker
From: WashingtonPost.com on 10/3/2008 |
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Source: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/artsandliving
........./comics/king_beetle_bailey.html?name=Beetle_Bailey
You can read this Beetle
Bailey comic strip on
war being a young man's game
by clicking below.
http://jokelibrary.net/occupations/sold/supp-bailey2.html
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Subj: Explaining
Breast-Feeding To A Child
From: tom on 9/28/2008
As I was nursing my baby,
my cousin's six-year-old
daughter, Krissy, came into
the room. Never having
seen anyone breast-feed before,
she was intrigued
and full of all kinds of
questions about what I was
doing.
After mulling over my answers,
she remarked, 'My mom
has some of those, but I
don't think she knows how to
use them.'
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Subj:
Redneck Fire Alarm
From: rfslick on 9/30/2008 |
You can view this cute, silly
picture by clicking below.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/people/red/supp-alarm.html
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Subj: Woman
Has Face Lift
From: BennoRo on 3/5/2002
and From: gattica30 on 9/27/2008
A woman in her forties went
to a plastic surgeon for a face
lift. The doctor told
her of a new procedure called "The
Knob." A small knob
is planted on the back of woman's head,
and it can be turned to tighten
up the skin to produce the
effect of a brand new facelift
whenever the previous one
starts to sag. Of course,
the woman chose to get "The Knob."
Fifteen years later, she went
back to the surgeon. "All
these years everything has
been working just fine," the
woman began, "I've had to
turn the knob on lots of occasions
and I've loved the results."
"I'm glad it's been so successful
for you," beamed the surgeon.
"But now," the woman continued,
"I've developed two annoying
problems. First of all, I've
got these terrible bags under my
eyes, and the knob won't
get rid of them."
The doctor looked at her closely
and said, "Those aren't bags;
those are your breasts."
"Oh," she replied, " well,
I guess that explains the goatee."
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Subj:
Foolish Trivia
From: The Contra Costa Times on 9/29/2008
Animated
GIF from gordonschuk...
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This is another “Name That
Company” which tells you facts
about a famous company and
asks you to name the company.
Click below to play.
http://jokelibrary.net/occupations/b_to_l/job-stuff-supp-trivia.html#19
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Subj: Short
Jokes That Made Me Laugh Or Smile
From: LABLaughsClean on 9/30/2008
"Ah, but a man's reach should
exceed his grasp.
Or, what's a heaven for?"
-- Robert Browning
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