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Subject: The Sunday Morning Laughs #613
         Date: 11/2/2008
 

"Men show their characters in nothing more clearly than in what
 they think laughable." Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (1749 - 1832)
 

The best jokes I receive each week are from you folks.
If you get a good joke please pass it on to me, I enjoy
a good laugh and it cut down the work.  If you don't get
you Sunday Laughs, or want a back issue, drop me a note.

I also sending out an EDITED version of SUNDAY MORNING
LAUGHS if you have kids.  Let me know if you would prefer
this 'PG Edition'.
 

Go to http://jokelibrary.net/a_joke_library.html
to read the great jokes you have sent me through the years.
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Subj:     Meet Molly
          From: darrellvip
          on 10/6/2008 
 Source1: http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/molly.asp
 Source2: http://www.hoofcare.com/mollythepony.html

 After Hurricane Katrina struck the Gulf Coast in August 
 2005, Molly was found wandering in a pasture in St. 
 Charles Parish, Louisiana.  Click below to read this 
 wonderful true story of this amazing, intelligent horse.

 http://jokelibrary.net/animals/d_to_z/horse-molly.html

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Subj:     ABC News Bans Flag Lapel Pins
          From: aldavito on 10/6/2008 
 Source: http://www.snopes.com/rumors/noflags.asp

 After the 9/11 terrorist attack, ABC News has asked its 
 staff not to wear American flag pins in their lapels, or 
 even red, white and blue ribbons, in an effort to protect 
 their credibility as objective sources. 

 "We cannot signal through outward symbols how we feel, 
 even if the cause is justified," said ABC spokesman Jeffrey 
 Schneider.  "Overseas, it could be perceived that we're 
 just mouthpieces for the U.S. government, and that can 
 place our journalists in danger." 

 Since when is support for preventing our death & destruction 
 some sort of a "cause"?  Since when is patriotism to be 
 discouraged.  We're slowly losing everything our country 
 stands for, and everything our men and women fought and died 
 to preserve.   I urge you to boycott ABC and its sponsors 
 and affiliates. 

 This article is verified as "true" by snopes.com at the 
 above source. 

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Subj:     The Ultimate Sarah Palin Gift
          From: edapsmas
          on 10/8/2008
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOCmTUd_iAE

 Just in time for xmas, order the ultimate Sara Palin gift. 
 This short movie is very funny.  You can view it at the 
 above source, or on my site by clicking below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherNtoZ/polit/polit-supp2-palin.html

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Subj:     Scary Car Ride In Mexico
          From: agrief on 10/15/2002
      and From: ginafm on 10/5/2008

 This story happened about a month ago in a little town in
 Mexico, and even when it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock
 tale it's real.  This guy was on the side of the road hitch
 hiking on a very dark night and in the middle of a storm.

 The night was rolling and no car went by, the storm was so
 strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him.  Suddenly
 he saw a car coming towards him and stop.

 The guy without thinking about it got in the car closes the
 door just to realize there's nobody behind the wheel.  The
 car starts slowly, the guy looks at the road and sees a curve
 coming his way, scared he starts to pray begging for his life.
 He hasn't come out of shock, when just before he hits the
 curve, a hand appears thru the window and moves the wheel.
 The guy, paralyzed in terror, watched how the hand appears
 every time they are before a curve.  The guy gathering
 strength gets out of the car and runs to the nearest town.

 Wet and in shock he goes to a cantina and asks for two shots
 of tequila, and starts telling everybody about the horrible
 experience he went thru.  A silence enveloped everybody when
 they realize the guy was crying and wasn't drunk.

 About half an hour later two guys walked in the same cantina
 and one said to the other. "Look Pepe, that's the loser that
 got in the car when we were pushing it."

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Subj:     State Of The Union Comic Strip
          by Carl Moore
          From: Creators.com on 10/4/2008
 Source: http://www.creators.com/today-comics.html

 You can read this conservative comic strip about Rush 
 Limbaugh and "being a liberal" by clicking below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherNtoZ/polit/polit-supp-union.html

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Subj:     Kitchen Sex
          From: thebartend on 3/29/2006
      and From: jcary on 9/19/2008

 She was standing in the kitchen preparing to boil
 eggs for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that
 she normally slept in. 

 As I walked in almost awake, she turned and said
 softly, 'You've got to make love to me this very
 moment.' 

 My eyes lit up and I thought, : "I am either still
 dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day.' 

 Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and
 then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table. 

 Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the
 stove, her 'T' shirt still around her neck. 

 A little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?' 

 She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.'

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Subj:     Non Sequitur Comic Strip
          By Wiley Miller
          From: WashingtonPost.com on 10/6/2008
 Source: http://wpcomics.washingtonpost.com/client/wpc/nq/

 Throughout this very long campaign to pick a new president, 
 this cartoon's topic of "You Want Change?" has constantly 
 crossed my mind.  Click below to view this comic strip.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherNtoZ/polit/polit2-sequitur.html

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Subj:     First Grade Teacher Explains Politics
          From: thebartend on 1/22/2003 
      and From: darrellvip on 10/6/2008 

 A first grade teacher explained to her class that she was 
 a liberal Democrat.  She then asked her students to raise 
 their hands if they were liberal Democrats, too.  Not 
 really knowing what a liberal Democrat was, but wanting 
 to please their teacher, hands exploded into the air like 
 fleshy fireworks. 

 There was, however, one exception.  A girl named Lucy had 
 not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asked Lucy 
 why she decided to be different. 

 "Because I'm not a liberal Democrat," Lucy said. 

 The teacher asked, "Then what are you?" 

 "I'm a proud conservative Republican" said the little girl. 

 The teacher, a little perturbed and red-faced, asked Lucy 
 why she was A conservative Republican? 

 Lucy proclaimed, "Well, I was brought up to trust in myself 
 and freedom, instead of relying on an intrusive government 
 to care for me and do all of my thinking.  My dad and mom 
 are conservative Republicans, and I am a conservative 
 Republican too." 

 The teacher calmly pointed out, "That's no reason.  What 
 if your Mom and Dad were both morons?  What would you be 
 then?" 

 Lucy answered, "Then, I'd be a liberal Democrat."

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Subj:     Puzzle - After Dinner Tricks
          From the book
            "Mathematical Puzzles of Sam Loyd"
          Edited by Martin Gardner
          From: Dover Publications in 1959

 Pick up two adjacent glasses at a time and in four moves 
 change the position so that each alternate glass will be 
 empty.  You can see this problem's description, drawing, 
 and solution on my web site by clicking below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/education/m2/m4cS-glasses.html

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Subj:     Math Prob. - Find The Number
          by Philip J. Carter and Kenneth A. Russell 
          From the book "IQ Test" on 10/4/2008 
Drawing from
InklingBlog.com
             Published by Sterling Pub. Co., Inc., 2008 
             387 Park Avenue South, New York, N.Y. 10016 
             Test #8, Problem #5, Page 136 

 Find the number to replace the question mark. 

      369542 is to 246359 
      172896 is to 268179 
      417638 is to ? 

 The solution can be found on my web site by clicking below

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/education/m2/m4cS-find_number.html

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Calvin and Hobbes from
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