Subject: The
Sunday Morning Laughs #613
Date: 11/2/2008
"Men show their characters in nothing
more clearly than in what
they think laughable." Johann
Wolfgang von Goethe (1749 - 1832)
The best jokes I receive each week
are from you folks.
If you get a good joke please pass
it on to me, I enjoy
a good laugh and it cut down the
work. If you don't get
you Sunday Laughs, or want a back
issue, drop me a note.
I also sending out an EDITED version
of SUNDAY MORNING
LAUGHS if you have kids.
Let me know if you would prefer
this 'PG Edition'.
Go to http://jokelibrary.net/a_joke_library.html
to read the great jokes you have
sent me through the years.
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Subj:
Meet Molly
From: darrellvip
on 10/6/2008 |
Source1:
http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/molly.asp
Source2: http://www.hoofcare.com/mollythepony.html
After Hurricane Katrina struck
the Gulf Coast in August
2005, Molly was found wandering
in a pasture in St.
Charles Parish, Louisiana.
Click below to read this
wonderful true story of this
amazing, intelligent horse.
http://jokelibrary.net/animals/d_to_z/horse-molly.html
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Subj: ABC
News Bans Flag Lapel Pins
From: aldavito on 10/6/2008
Source: http://www.snopes.com/rumors/noflags.asp
After the 9/11 terrorist attack,
ABC News has asked its
staff not to wear American
flag pins in their lapels, or
even red, white and blue
ribbons, in an effort to protect
their credibility as objective
sources.
"We cannot signal through
outward symbols how we feel,
even if the cause is justified,"
said ABC spokesman Jeffrey
Schneider. "Overseas,
it could be perceived that we're
just mouthpieces for the
U.S. government, and that can
place our journalists in
danger."
Since when is support for
preventing our death & destruction
some sort of a "cause"?
Since when is patriotism to be
discouraged. We're
slowly losing everything our country
stands for, and everything
our men and women fought and died
to preserve.
I urge you to boycott ABC and its sponsors
and affiliates.
This article is verified as
"true" by snopes.com at the
above source.
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Subj:
The Ultimate Sarah Palin Gift
From: edapsmas
on 10/8/2008 |
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Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOCmTUd_iAE
Just in time for xmas, order
the ultimate Sara Palin gift.
This short movie is very
funny. You can view it at the
above source, or on my site
by clicking below.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherNtoZ/polit/polit-supp2-palin.html
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Subj: Scary
Car Ride In Mexico
From: agrief on 10/15/2002
and From: ginafm on 10/5/2008
This story happened about
a month ago in a little town in
Mexico, and even when it
sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock
tale it's real. This
guy was on the side of the road hitch
hiking on a very dark night
and in the middle of a storm.
The night was rolling and
no car went by, the storm was so
strong he could hardly see
a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly
he saw a car coming towards
him and stop.
The guy without thinking about
it got in the car closes the
door just to realize there's
nobody behind the wheel. The
car starts slowly, the guy
looks at the road and sees a curve
coming his way, scared he
starts to pray begging for his life.
He hasn't come out of shock,
when just before he hits the
curve, a hand appears thru
the window and moves the wheel.
The guy, paralyzed in terror,
watched how the hand appears
every time they are before
a curve. The guy gathering
strength gets out of the
car and runs to the nearest town.
Wet and in shock he goes to
a cantina and asks for two shots
of tequila, and starts telling
everybody about the horrible
experience he went thru.
A silence enveloped everybody when
they realize the guy was
crying and wasn't drunk.
About half an hour later two
guys walked in the same cantina
and one said to the other.
"Look Pepe, that's the loser that
got in the car when we were
pushing it."
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Subj:
State Of The Union Comic Strip
by Carl Moore
From: Creators.com on 10/4/2008 |
Source: http://www.creators.com/today-comics.html
You can read this conservative
comic strip about Rush
Limbaugh and "being a liberal"
by clicking below.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherNtoZ/polit/polit-supp-union.html
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Subj: Kitchen
Sex
From: thebartend on 3/29/2006
and From: jcary on 9/19/2008
She was standing in the kitchen
preparing to boil
eggs for breakfast, wearing
only the 'T' shirt that
she normally slept in.
As I walked in almost awake,
she turned and said
softly, 'You've got to make
love to me this very
moment.'
My eyes lit up and I thought,
: "I am either still
dreaming or this is going
to be my lucky day.'
Not wanting to lose the moment,
I embraced her and
then gave it my all; right
there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,'
and returned to the
stove, her 'T' shirt still
around her neck.
A little puzzled, I asked,
'What was that all about?'
She explained, 'The egg timer's
broken.'
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Subj:
Non Sequitur Comic Strip
By Wiley Miller
From: WashingtonPost.com on 10/6/2008 |
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Source: http://wpcomics.washingtonpost.com/client/wpc/nq/
Throughout this very long
campaign to pick a new president,
this cartoon's topic of "You
Want Change?" has constantly
crossed my mind. Click
below to view this comic strip.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherNtoZ/polit/polit2-sequitur.html
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Subj: First
Grade Teacher Explains Politics
From: thebartend on 1/22/2003
and From: darrellvip on 10/6/2008
A first grade teacher explained
to her class that she was
a liberal Democrat.
She then asked her students to raise
their hands if they were
liberal Democrats, too. Not
really knowing what a liberal
Democrat was, but wanting
to please their teacher,
hands exploded into the air like
fleshy fireworks.
There was, however, one exception.
A girl named Lucy had
not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asked Lucy
why she decided to be different.
"Because I'm not a liberal
Democrat," Lucy said.
The teacher asked, "Then what
are you?"
"I'm a proud conservative
Republican" said the little girl.
The teacher, a little perturbed
and red-faced, asked Lucy
why she was A conservative
Republican?
Lucy proclaimed, "Well, I
was brought up to trust in myself
and freedom, instead of relying
on an intrusive government
to care for me and do all
of my thinking. My dad and mom
are conservative Republicans,
and I am a conservative
Republican too."
The teacher calmly pointed
out, "That's no reason. What
if your Mom and Dad were
both morons? What would you be
then?"
Lucy answered, "Then, I'd
be a liberal Democrat."
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Subj:
Puzzle - After Dinner Tricks
From the book
"Mathematical Puzzles of Sam Loyd"
Edited by Martin Gardner
From: Dover Publications in 1959 |
Pick up two adjacent glasses
at a time and in four moves
change the position so that
each alternate glass will be
empty. You can see
this problem's description, drawing,
and solution on my web site
by clicking below.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/education/m2/m4cS-glasses.html
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Subj:
Math Prob. - Find The Number
by Philip J. Carter and Kenneth A. Russell
From the book "IQ Test" on 10/4/2008 |
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Drawing from
InklingBlog.com |
Published by Sterling Pub. Co., Inc., 2008
387 Park Avenue South, New York, N.Y. 10016
Test #8, Problem #5, Page 136
Find the number to replace
the question mark.
369542
is to 246359
172896 is to 268179
417638 is to ?
The solution can be found
on my web site by clicking below
http://www.jokelibrary.net/education/m2/m4cS-find_number.html
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