Subject: The
Sunday Morning Laughs #613b
Date: 11/2/2008
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Subj:
Next Season On Dancing With The Stars!!
From: tom on 10/18/2008 |
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Click below to get a preview
of next year on
"Dancing with the Stars".
http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/g_to_m/movies_etc-supp2-dancing.html
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Subj:
Mother Goose And Grimm
by MIKE PETERS
From: Grimmy.com on 10/5/2008 |
Source: http://www.grimmy.com/comics.php
You can read this cute comic
strip on our energy crisis
by clicking below.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/occupations/b_to_l/jobs2-goose.html
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Subj: Newly
Wed Couple And Their Pants
From: The Bartender Joke Of The Day on 07/05/97
and From: ginafm on 9/19/2008
Mike was going to be married
to Karen, so his father sat
him down for a little chat.
He said, 'Mike, let me tell
you something. On my
wedding night in our honeymoon suite,
I took off my pants, handed
them to your mother, and said,
'Here, try these on'.
She did and said, 'These are too
big, I can't wear them.'
I replied, 'Exactly, I wear the
pants in this family and
I always will.' Ever since that
night we have never had any
problems.'
'Hmmm,' said Mike. He
thought that might be good thing to
try.
On his honeymoon, Mike took
off his pants and said to Karen,
'Here try these on.'
She tried them on and said, 'These are
too large, they don't fit
me. '
'Mike said, 'Exactly, I wear
the pants in this family, and
I always will. I don't
want you to ever forget that.'
Then Karen took off her pants,
and handed them to Mike. She
said, 'Here, you try on mine.'
He did and said, 'I can't
get into your pants.'
Karen said, 'Exactly. And if you
don't change your smart ass
attitude, you never will.'
"They lived happily ever after."
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This is a picture of the Nakheel
Tower (or previously known
as Tall Tower / Al Burj).
It will have over 200 stories,
150 lifts, 500,000 m3 of
concrete and will be definitely
over 1 km in height.
Burj Dubai is going to hold
the world's tallest title
for at least another 10 years,
as the construction of
the Tall Tower will take
minimum 10 years. Click below
to view this spectacular
picture.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/occupations/b_to_l/contr-dubai.html
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Subj:
Unemployed Man w/Sign
From: darrellvip on 10/8/2008 |
This photo, whether real or
not, is quite touching.
Click below to view it.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/occupations/b_to_l/jobs2-sign.html
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Subj: Bush
Plans World War III
From Comedy Central on 8/14/2005
and From: darrellvip on 10/8/2008
Source: http://jokes.comedycentral.com
Bush and Rumsfeld were sitting
in a bar. A guy walked
in and asked the barman,
"Isn't that Bush and Rumsfeld?"
The barman said, "Yep, that's
them."
So the guy walked over and
said, "Hello. What are you
guys doing?"
Bush said, "We're planning
World War III."
The guy asked, "Really?
What's going to happen?"
Bush said, "Well, we're going
to kill 10 million Iranians
and a blonde with big tits."
The guy exclaimed, "A blonde
with big tits? Why kill a
blonde with big tits?"
Bush turned to Rumsfeld and
said, "See, I told you no one
would worry about the 10
million Iranians!"
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Subj:
Zack Hill Comic Strip
by John Deering and John Newcombe
From: Creators.com on 10/4/2008 |
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Source: http://www.creators.com/today-comics.html
Click below to see this comic
strip on being "Big Bone".
http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/f_files/fat-zack_hill.html
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Subj:
Blondie Comic Strip
by Dennis Young and Denis Lebrun
From: WashingtonPost.com on 10/9/2008 |
Source: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/artsandliving
........./comics/king_blondie.html?name=Blondie
Click below to read this cute
comic strip on the
two presidential candidates.
http://jokelibrary.net/xOtherNtoZ/polit/polit-supp2-blondie.html
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Subj: Flight
Attendant Handles Angry Passenger
From: Imogenelumen on 11/16/2003
and From: hellgunner50 on 10/10/2008
As reported by the San Jose
Mercury News:
During the final days at Denver's
old Stapleton airport,
a crowded United flight was
cancelled. A single agent
was rebooking a long line
of inconvenienced travelers.
Suddenly an angry passenger
pushed his way to the desk.
He slapped his ticket down
on the counter and said,
"I HAVE to be on this flight
and it has to be first class."
The agent replied, "I'm sorry,
sir. I'll be happy to try
to help you, but I've got
to help these folks first, and
I'm sure we'll be able to
work something out."
The passenger was unimpressed.
He asked loudly, so that
the passengers behind him
could hear, "Do you have any
idea who I am?"
Without hesitating, the gate
agent smiled and grabbed
her public address microphone.
"May I have your attention
please?" she began, her voice
bellowing throughout the
terminal. "We have a passenger
here at the gate WHO DOES
NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone
can help him find his
identity, please come to
the gate."
With the folks behind him
in line laughing hysterically,
the man glared at the United
agent, gritted his teeth
and swore, "F**k you."
Without flinching, she smiled
and said, "I'm sorry, sir,
but you'll have to stand
in line for that, too."
The man retreated as the people
in the terminal applauded
loudly. Although the
flight was cancelled and people were
late, they were no longer
angry at United.
Snopes.com labeled the above
story a legend at their web
site of http://www.snopes.com/travel/airline/obnox.htm
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Subj:
Foolish Trivia
From: The Contra Costa Times on 10/6/2008
Animated
GIF from gordonschuk...
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This is another “Name That
Company” which tells you facts
about a famous company and
asks you to name the company.
Click below to play.
http://jokelibrary.net/occupations/b_to_l/job-stuff-supp-trivia.html#20
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