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Subject: The Sunday Morning Laughs #613b
         Date: 11/2/2008

Subj:     Next Season On Dancing With The Stars!!
          From: tom on 10/18/2008

 Click below to get a preview of next year on 
 "Dancing with the Stars".


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Subj:     Mother Goose And Grimm
          by MIKE PETERS
          From: Grimmy.com on 10/5/2008
 Source: http://www.grimmy.com/comics.php

 You can read this cute comic strip on our energy crisis 
 by clicking below.


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Subj:     Newly Wed Couple And Their Pants
          From: The Bartender Joke Of The Day on 07/05/97
      and From: ginafm on 9/19/2008

 Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat
 him down for a little chat.  He said, 'Mike, let me tell
 you something.  On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite,
 I took off my pants, handed them to your mother, and said,
 'Here, try these on'.  She did and said, 'These are too
 big, I can't wear them.'  I replied, 'Exactly, I wear the
 pants in this family and I always will.'  Ever since that
 night we have never had any problems.'

 'Hmmm,' said Mike.  He thought that might be good thing to

 On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen,
 'Here try these on.'  She tried them on and said, 'These are
 too large, they don't fit me. '

 'Mike said, 'Exactly, I wear the pants in this family, and
 I always will.  I don't want you to ever forget that.'

 Then Karen took off her pants, and handed them to Mike.  She
 said, 'Here, you try on mine.'  He did and said, 'I can't
 get into your pants.'  Karen said, 'Exactly.  And if you
 don't change your smart ass attitude, you never will.'

 "They lived happily ever after."

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Subj:     Crane Operator Wanted
          From: tom on 10/6/2008
 Source: http://burjdubaiskyscraper.com/

 This is a picture of the Nakheel Tower (or previously known 
 as Tall Tower / Al Burj).  It will have over 200 stories, 
 150 lifts, 500,000 m3 of concrete and will be definitely 
 over 1 km in height. 

 Burj Dubai is going to hold the world's tallest title 
 for at least another 10 years, as the construction of 
 the Tall Tower will take minimum 10 years.  Click below 
 to view this spectacular picture.


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Subj:     Unemployed Man w/Sign
          From: darrellvip on 10/8/2008

 This photo, whether real or not, is quite touching. 
 Click below to view it.


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Subj:     Bush Plans World War III
          From Comedy Central on 8/14/2005
      and From: darrellvip on 10/8/2008
          Source: http://jokes.comedycentral.com

 Bush and Rumsfeld were sitting in a bar.  A guy walked
 in and asked the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Rumsfeld?"
 The barman said, "Yep, that's them."

 So the guy walked over and said, "Hello.  What are you
 guys doing?"

 Bush said, "We're planning World War III."

 The guy asked, "Really?  What's going to happen?"

 Bush said, "Well, we're going to kill 10 million Iranians
 and a blonde with big tits."

 The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits?  Why kill a
 blonde with big tits?" 

 Bush turned to Rumsfeld and said, "See, I told you no one
 would worry about the 10 million Iranians!"

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Subj:     Zack Hill Comic Strip
          by John Deering and John Newcombe
          From: Creators.com on 10/4/2008
 Source: http://www.creators.com/today-comics.html

 Click below to see this comic strip on being "Big Bone".


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Subj:     Blondie Comic Strip
          by Dennis Young and Denis Lebrun
          From: WashingtonPost.com on 10/9/2008
 Source: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/artsandliving

 Click below to read this cute comic strip on the 
 two presidential candidates.


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Subj:     Flight Attendant Handles Angry Passenger
          From: Imogenelumen on 11/16/2003 
      and From: hellgunner50 on 10/10/2008

 As reported by the San Jose Mercury News: 

 During the final days at Denver's old Stapleton airport, 
 a crowded United flight was cancelled.  A single agent 
 was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. 
 Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. 
 He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, 
 "I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be first class." 

 The agent replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try 
 to help you, but I've got to help these folks first, and 
 I'm sure we'll be able to work something out." 

 The passenger was unimpressed.  He asked loudly, so that 
 the passengers behind him could hear, "Do you have any 
 idea who I am?" 

 Without hesitating, the gate agent smiled and grabbed 
 her public address microphone. "May I have your attention 
 please?" she began, her voice bellowing throughout the 
 terminal. "We have a passenger here at the gate WHO DOES 
 NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his 
 identity, please come to the gate." 

 With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, 
 the man glared at the United agent, gritted his teeth 
 and swore, "F**k you." 

 Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry, sir, 
 but you'll have to stand in line for that, too." 

 The man retreated as the people in the terminal applauded 
 loudly.  Although the flight was cancelled and people were 
 late, they were no longer angry at United. 

 Snopes.com labeled the above story a legend at their web 
 site of http://www.snopes.com/travel/airline/obnox.htm 

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Subj:     Foolish Trivia
          From: The Contra Costa Times on 10/6/2008
Animated GIF from gordonschuk...

 This is another “Name That Company” which tells you facts
 about a famous company and asks you to name the company.
 Click below to play.


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Subj:     Obama Meets Joe the Plumber
          From: gattica30 on 10/29/2008

This political cartoon is too cute
to pass up. Click below to see it.


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