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Subject: The Sunday Morning Laughs #613c
         Date: 11/2/2008
 

You can also view old ‘Sunday Morning Laughs’ at 
http://jokelibrary.net/archive/index.html
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Subj:     Yellow Snow
          From: tom on 10/5/2008

 This movie is too cute and gross to reveal its content.
 Click below to view it.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/drinking/beer-supp-snow.html

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Subj:     Ann Telnaes Animated Cartoon
          From: The Washington Post Company
          on 10/17/2008
 Source: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv
........./opinions/cartoonsandvideos/telnaes/telnaes10272008.swf

 This animated comic strip is cute.  I do not know how long
 the site will keep this SWF active, so enjoy it while you
 can.  You can see it at the above source, or on my web
 site by clicking below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherNtoZ/polit/polit-supp2-ann.html

 New animated comic strips come out often.

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Subj:     Our Tax System Explained in Terms of Beer
          From: tom on 10/8/2008 

 Using actual percentages, the impact of a tax cut, and the 
 public reaction that  everyone should be able to understand. 

 Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill 
 for all ten comes to $100.  If they paid their bill the way 
 we pay our taxes, it would go something like this: 

 The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing. 
 The fifth would pay $1. 
 The sixth would pay $3. 
 The seventh would pay $7. 
 The eighth would pay $12. 
 The ninth would pay $18. 
 The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59. 

 So, that's what they decided to do.  The ten men drank in 
 the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement, 
 until one day, the owner threw them a curve. "Since you are 
 all such good customers," he said, "I'm going to reduce the 
 cost of your daily beer by $20.  "Drinks for the ten now cost 
 just $80. 

 The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our 
 taxes, so the first four men were unaffected.  They would 
 still drink for free.  But what about the other six men - 
 the paying customers? How could they divide the $20 wind- 
 fall so that everyone would get his 'fair share?' 

 They realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33.  But if 
 they subtracted that from everybody's share, then the 
 fifth man and the sixth man would each end up being paid 
 to drink his beer.  So, the bar owner suggested that it 
 would be fair to reduce each man's bill by roughly the 
 same amount, and he proceeded to work out the amounts 
 each should pay. 

 And so - 

 The fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing 
    (100% savings). 
 The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33%savings). 
 The seventh now pay $5 instead of $7 (28%savings). 
 The eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 (25% savings). 
 The ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 ( 22% savings). 
 The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16% savings). 

 Each of the six was better off than before.  And the 
 first four continued to drink for free.  But once 
 outside the restaurant, the men began to compare 
 their savings. 

 "I only got a dollar out of the $20," declared the 
 sixth man. He pointed to the tenth man," but he got 
 $10!" 

 "Yeah, that's right," exclaimed the fifth man. "I 
 only saved a dollar, too.  It's unfair that he got 
 ten times more than I!" 

 "That's true!!" shouted the seventh man.  "Why should 
 he get $10 back when I got only two?  The wealthy get 
 all the breaks!" 

 "Wait a minute," yelled the first four men in unison. 
 "We didn't get anything at all.  The system exploits 
 the poor!" 

 The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up. 
 The next night the tenth man didn't show up for drinks, 
 so the nine sat down and had beers without him.  But 
 when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered 
 something important.  They didn't have enough money 
 between all of them for even half of the bill! 

 And that, boys and girls, journalists and college 
 professors, is how our tax system works.  The people 
 who pay the highest taxes get the most benefit from 
 a tax reduction.  Tax them too much, attack them for 
 being wealthy, and they just may not show up anymore. 
 In fact, they might start drinking overseas where the 
 atmosphere is somewhat friendlier. 

 David R. Kamerschen, Ph.D. 
 Professor of Economics 
 University of Georgia 

 For those who understand, no explanation is needed. 
 For those who do not, or will not, understand, no 
 explanation is possible. 

 Snopes.com only checked the authorship of this internet 
 article and found that David Kamerschen was NOT its author. 
 No one knows who originally wrote it as verified at 
 http://www.snopes.com/business/taxes/howtaxes.asp 

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Subj:     8 Amazing Holes!
          From: gattica30 on 10/7/2008.

 These eight holes in the earth are large, terrifying, and 
 impressive.  Some are natural but most are man made.  Click 
 below to view them.

 http://jokelibrary.net/education/after_m/sci1-holes.html

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Subj:     Frank And Ernest Comic Strip
          From: WashingtonPost.com
          on 10/4/2008
 Source: http://members.comics.com/members/common
........./affiliateArchive.do?site=washpost?comic=franknernest

 Click below to read this comic strip about Nuns and habits.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/religion/c_to_r/c_nuns1-frank.html

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Subj:     What Am I Doing? - Riddle
          From: jtgalvan on 0/7/2008 
 

          To make it stand, 
          You wet it!

          To make it wet, 
          You suck it! 

          To make it stiff, 
          You lick it! 

          To get it in, 
          You push it! 

          To get the answer, 
          You read this backwards, eldeenagnidaerht 
 
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Subj:     Life Is Like A Boner
          From: darrellvip on 10/8/2008

 You can see this cute, dirty drawing by clicking below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/sex/p_to_s/penis-supp-life.html

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Subj:     The Juggler
          From: darrellvip on 10/9/2008

 You can view this cute animated GIF by clicking below.

 http://jokelibrary.net/yyDrawings/illusions18.html#juggler

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Subj:     Mood Ring
          From: KMACINTY on 10/10/2002 
      and From: edapsmas on 10/3/2008

 My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me 
 a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor 
 my moods.  We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, 
 it turns green.  When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big 
 frickin' red mark on his forehead. 

 Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond... the idiot!

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Drawing from InklingBlog.com
Subj:  Math Prob. - The Deadwood Express
       From the book 
          "Mathematical Puzzles of Sam Loyd" 
       Edited by Martin Gardner 
       From: Dover Publications in 1959

 How much should the young Lady be charged for shipping 
 two boxes to the mining town?  You can view the problem's 
 description, drawing, and solution by clicking below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/education/m2/m4cS-express.html

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Subj:     Dealing With Your Partner’s Preempt
          From: BridgeClues.com on 10/5/2008
Drawing from ArtZooks.com...

 This wonderful web site has daily problems if you click on 
 the bidding drop down menu.  Today's hand #2145 discusses 
 dealing with your partner’s preempt.  Click below to see
 this bridge problem.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/g2/a_bridge_column69.html

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